
Obvious Corruption
VPC7
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Cosmic Ray Corruption

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Avatar: The Last Cabbage Vendor
Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
Character: the Cabbage MerchantThese other venders so useless
I’m here producing produceses
My acumen so conducive
To victory so conclusive IGot leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyedGreen and now red, Napa, and savory
My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery
It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining meWater earth air and fire man I got em all
I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalledMy cabbage rolls like babish
I keep screaming these classless
bastards keep crashing my passage.
It’s tragic my cabbages!I am the Cabbage king
This is my coronation
Let stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads upNow here I go again
I’m on a cabbage roll again
There’s no defense your sold I sell
So well you know it’s time to spendAll your cash on the cabbage that I vends
Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fedNight after night I’m rebuilding wagons
Customs officers man they’re never understanding
So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
I know I’ll stick the landing business always expandingDon’t count the cabbage man out
I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
My path gets smashed I will reroute
Build a myself cabbage redoubtRestaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
My Cabbage baby in vitro
My Cabbage has no equal
Cabbage to the people!I am the cabbage king
This my coronation
Let us stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
My time will come Just be patient and relax
Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks
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Title Shot
Challenge Details:
Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final EncounterEquip Your Resources (One per Slot)
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)It’s time
lace up you cleats and your mask
Get it right.
Onto the pitch from the top rope.
See the crowd and let em know
That we will not be deniedChorus:
It’s time to get hydrated
It’s the title shot
It’s the final destination
It’s the title shot
That’s right baby
It’s the title shot
I say yeah.One more time
A force of nature with our talents combined.
Drempt of this since you were signed.
It’s the showdown time to throw down.
Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.(Chorus)
Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.
I’m a problem you can’t process
Put a puncture through your progress
You got promise but I’m flawless
Your gonna digest all these dropkicksDuck and dive dude you’ll die
Prepare for your demise.
Devastation’s what your facing
take my title come and tryTimes ticking truly tragic
Won’t move me man I’m massive
Your wingers not a winner
I’m a wall you cannot pass it.Your game plan’s about to get garroted
I’m the goat you know I got it
Bout to bend it it’s the end
Learn why they call me “the problem”(Chorus)
Follow Me