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Obvious Corruption

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Obvious Lee
Cosmic Ray Corruption
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    Avatar: The Last Cabbage Vendor Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption]
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    Avatar: The Last Cabbage Vendor

    Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
    Character: the Cabbage Merchant

    These other venders so useless
    I’m here producing produceses
    My acumen so conducive
    To victory so conclusive I

    Got leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
    Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
    You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
    Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyed

    Green and now red, Napa, and savory
    My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
    I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery
    It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining me

    Water earth air and fire man I got em all
    I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
    I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
    I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalled

    My cabbage rolls like babish
    I keep screaming these classless
    bastards keep crashing my passage.
    It’s tragic my cabbages!

    I am the Cabbage king
    This is my coronation
    Let stand and sing
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Put your heads up

    Now here I go again
    I’m on a cabbage roll again
    There’s no defense your sold I sell
    So well you know it’s time to spend

    All your cash on the cabbage that I vends
    Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
    Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
    Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fed

    Night after night I’m rebuilding wagons
    Customs officers man they’re never understanding
    So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
    I know I’ll stick the landing business always expanding

    Don’t count the cabbage man out
    I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
    My path gets smashed I will reroute
    Build a myself cabbage redoubt

    Restaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
    I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
    My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
    My Cabbage baby in vitro
    My Cabbage has no equal
    Cabbage to the people!

    I am the cabbage king
    This my coronation
    Let us stand and sing
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Put your heads up
    Put your heads up
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Put your heads up
    Put your heads up
    My time will come Just be patient and relax
    Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks

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    Title Shot Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption]
    Lyrics
    Title Shot

    Challenge Details:
    Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
    Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

    Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
    V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
    V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
    P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)

    It’s time
    lace up you cleats and your mask
    Get it right.
    Onto the pitch from the top rope.
    See the crowd and let em know
    That we will not be denied

    Chorus:
    It’s time to get hydrated
    It’s the title shot
    It’s the final destination
    It’s the title shot
    That’s right baby
    It’s the title shot
    I say yeah.

    One more time
    A force of nature with our talents combined.
    Drempt of this since you were signed.
    It’s the showdown time to throw down.
    Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

    (Chorus)

    Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

    I’m a problem you can’t process
    Put a puncture through your progress
    You got promise but I’m flawless
    Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

    Duck and dive dude you’ll die
    Prepare for your demise.
    Devastation’s what your facing
    take my title come and try

    Times ticking truly tragic
    Won’t move me man I’m massive
    Your wingers not a winner
    I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

    Your game plan’s about to get garroted
    I’m the goat you know I got it
    Bout to bend it it’s the end
    Learn why they call me “the problem”

    (Chorus)