Pockets (ft. Twill Distilled)

[beef]
tanner cook me up a hot one
add a bunch of filters, make me sound like johnny rotten

[tanner]
ADD A FEW GUITARS?

[beef]
well I kinda think we oughta

[tanner]
JUST A COUPLE MINUTES

[beef]
I appreciate ya brother
so the other day we had posted up our tunes
I checked up on the news and I saw a few reviews

[tanner]
YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T DO IT

[beef]
yea I know it

[tanner]
KINDA STUPID

[beef]
and I tried to just ignore it but I kinda fuckin blew it
but
These people say I'm in a pocket
this a joke about how there's not that many women that would rock it?
cause i'll have you know that there's been women rocking it for years

[tanner]
I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

[beef]
what they saying?

[tanner]
IT APPEARS THAT
THEY THINK THAT YOU DO THE SAME THING

[beef]
like my raps are all the same?

[tanner]
NOT EXACTLY

[beef]
what they mean?

[tanner]
TO BE HONEST, I DON'T REALLY KNOW

[beef]
they don't like my flow?
like my attitude or how I rock it at a show?
I'll be honest it's shaking me
don't go mocking my bravery, confidence used to saving me
but this isn't so savory
anyway, Tanner, where did you go?

[tanner]
I DON'T KNOW

[beef]
Wormhole?

[tanner]
JUST FIND ME IN THE FUTURE, BRO!

[beef]
Then a being did appear as a vision
she had the look of a scholar, a warrior in position
then she whispered..

[twill]
Welcome to my dimension Beefy

[beef]
holy shit!

[twill]
Welcome to my world listen up cause i’m talkin
This dimension has everything it’s a knowledge composite
And I can give you the answers you need but you better not drop it

[beef]
Oh no aw shit

[twill]
Wait what’s wrong?

[beef]
I don’t have enough pockets!

[twill]
I’m not trying to come across out of pocket
But the kids down stairs they think that you’ve lost it
And I’ve got pockets on pockets on pockets on pockets
Of ideas to get you back on the market
Just try it, don't knock it
Cause you’re gonna love it
Just hold on to my every word
Written on this docket
Why do you keep stoppin
I told you to rock it
If you’re hangry then eat a snickers
Or a hot pocket
BITCH

[beef]
Yo what the hell is this
It looks just like my house but everything looks just like shit
Everything smells just like piss

[dark beef]
who's been in my biz
sniffing up all my piss covered shit?

[beef]
Wtf?

[dark beef]
someone wanna come in and knock on throne
could never just leave me alone
So I throw em a bone like a K9
shook but i stay fly
look like the same guy
i do not know why
maybe im warrior he like the renegade
i cloud be president he could be running mate
feel like I'm being played
should i eliminate
is weird that i kinda wanna penetrate

[beef]
Naw, me too, but here's the the thing dude
ended up here from a chick with a space tube

[dark beef]
If true, that's bigly news

[beef]
you talk like that here?

[dark beef]
Yeah you should too
never had fans and I never did shows
but i think it's because they all envy my flows
i can do anything sound just like anyone
Keith is the best, ichiban, baby number 1

[beef]
K
Got to get back to my home
Gotta get out of this zone
before I go
I gotta know
why you hostile if we're the same bro?

[dark beef]
Oh
See all those things that you got on your pants
like 2 on the sides and 2 cover the ass

[beef]
you talking bout pockets?

[dark beef]
yeah. we don't got that

[beef]
no pockets? that's nonsense

I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it yo
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
Here we go
I’m in my pocket
In my pocket, I’mma rock it
There’s no way that I could stop it
I just rock it from my pocket, yo

Fire Sauce (ft. XoC)

Fire Sauce (feat. XoC) by Youth Chili Cook Off!

[Verse 1: Sweeney Toad]
We finally out the big house no longer have to sit out
And miss all the delicacies cause we committed felony
Just a little structure fire that Blockbuster found expired
Burned it down cause they were out of Mrs. Doubtfire

[Verse 2: Phlebia]
They told me not to make a scene
It’s not a big deal, I should stay serene
But I raised my voice started acting mean
Got the manager trying to intervene
So I doused the place with gasoline
I set it ablaze with the nicotine
Flames orange red like tangerine
Charred to black like tourmaline

[Verse 3: XoC]
Me and my buddies coming straight out of the prison system, sorta feeling sad cause I never gotta visit in them, stomach sorta growling, feeling weak and my vision missing, maybe Taco Bell, for them tacos with the chicken in them

[Verse 4: Sweeney Toad]
First things first bet I gotta get me that chalupa
Substitute the beef for black bean I’m a connoisseur
Of all the finest tastes I partake in the higher costs
Add the guacamole steak and don’t forget the fire sauce

[Verse 5: Phlebia]
Roll up to my hallowed venue
Take a quick peek at the menu
Several dozen cheesy options
Prices low like it’s an auction
Corn and queso beans and rice
Baja blast don’t forget the ice
Swap beans for beef cause I’m alpha gal
Add cinnamon twists for the grand finale

[Verse 6: XoC]
So I’m standing in line and the menus all digital, stomach steady screaming, hunger pain feeling critical, daydreaming now, gonna eat til I’m really full, later, on the John, imma spray til it’s a shitty bowl

[Verse 7: Sweeney Toad]
Pull out the drive thru and spark up the doja
We about to dine oooo beautiful ambrosia
Taco-itis later I guess that’s the dire cost
I open up the brown bag THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE?!

[Rant 1: Sweeney Toad]
I was sitting in the car and I opened the Taco Bell bag and I was digging through the sauces. Mild, Hot, Diablo, but where the fuck is the fire? They forgot the fucking fire sauce! I just wanted some god damn fire sauce! Why can’t things ever just work out!
Everything I do, it just never works out!
It’s like nothing ever goes my way and I’m sick of it all!

[Chorus 1: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 2: Sweeney Toad]
And I just started getting pissed! And I was so pissed I forgot Phlebia and XoC were there. And Phlebia’s calling my name and I didn’t even hear it. He started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!! And XoC he goes: MIKE! what’s the matter?? And I go: All I want is fire sauce, and they wouldn’t give it to me!
All I wanted was fire sauce, just one fire sauce packet, and they wouldn't give it to me.
Just one FIRE SAUCE!!

[Chorus 2: Sweeney Toad]
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
THEY FORGOT THE FIRE SAUCE!
LET’S BURN THIS TACO BELL DOWN TO THE GROUND!!

[Rant 3: Sweeney Toad]
SO WE SWERVED THE CAR BACK AROUND AND THAT WAS IT! I’M NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE! SO WE GRABBED THE GAS CAN OUT THE TRUNK AND WE BURNED THAT GOD DAMN TACO BELL DOWN TO THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND!! (*Sirens* "PuT YoUr HaNdS Up")

[Verse 8: Phlebia]
The smoke rises, hear the sirens come to get me
Guess I blew my only opportunity to get free
Seems like it’s who I am, I was born a fire bug
Not a killer, not a thug, not a dealer selling drugs

[Verse 9: Sweeney Toad]
Can’t believe we back, flop house penitentiary
Guess we never learn dropped out elementary
Pyromaniac need to throw out my lighter
Grew up with those GI Joes doused up on fire

[Verse 10: XoC]
Back in this prison, I’ve been given major sentence, 57 years, ima lose my independence, all I want are tacos and chalupas like I mentioned, never thought to break out this jail, but now I’m tempted

[Verse 11: Phlebia]
There’s a silver lining here, now I get my tacos free
Cause texmex day in prison is every second Saturday
They’re funded by the taxpayers but they kind of smell like pee, when I
Eat them I get queasy and they’re passing straight through me

[Verse 9: Sweeney Toad]
I clearly need therapy I can’t stay so stupid
My life is coming apart like a quesalupa
New Item on the menu and I may not know
One day I’ll be back like a volcano taco

Property (ft. Beefy)

ch.
[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place
Got some grass and trees
It's Monopoly but I got property

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotta space

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
Gotta place

[Ultraklystron & Beefy]
I gotchu

[Nursehella & Ultraklystron & Beefy]
You got me

v1.
[Nursehella]
It's no Park Place but there's a place to park
I get drunk in the driveway before it gets dark

[Ultraklystron]
Chop wood got the flames a blaze
Creosote log clearin' out chimney ways

[Nursehella]
Imma write on the walls, imma hang on my balls
Imma run around stupid when I stomp down the halls

[Ultraklystron]
I got the taxes filed, discounts piled
Stackin' write offs while the neighbors smile

[Beefy]
got debt, credit card is maxed
Suddenly, who gives a shit bout tax

[Beefy & ultraklystron]
(ME!)

[Beefy]
I'm afraid I'll have to ask you
To run the, washer dryer and the vacuum - I thank you
I don't wanna say that youtube a savior
But on my trimmer I can change the fuel lines and the carburetor now
Put in cameras and a fake sign up for safegaurd
Husqvarna, none other, no shit this is my yard

v2.
[Beefy]
Used to. Have a. Wooden. Deck in. My back. Yard bitch.
Then I. Tore it. Down with. My bare. Fuckin. Hands. Shit.
Not gonna overcharge me
Nobody stronger than beef
Got sawzaw and I'm cutting it raw and I
Rip it apart now it's so fuckin clean

[Ultraklystron]
I got the saw in the basement
Branches dunno what they're facin'!

[Nursehella]
I got the heat gun it's blastin'
I fuckin' melted this plastic, PLAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Grindin' the yard rototiller
Grubs do not it's a killer!

[Nursehella]
We gonna rip up the yard and
Now I be plantin' a garden!

[Ultraklystron]
Been chillin with back hoe,
I'm like "weeds get out my way!"

[Nursehella]
Been chillin' with a kink hose
Be like "bitch just fuckin' spray," BRRAOW!

[Ultraklystron]
Gettin' equity with amenities
sleepin' restfully
Better credit please,
payin' flexibly, huh??!

[Nursehella]
On a wifey lifey,
in a kitchen with a knifey
Do a lil net n' skypey,
gotta mortgage and it's hyphy!

[Beefy]
With all the debt that we collecting
I'll be honest I be sweating
If we left then I'd be missin
All the freedom I've been getting
But yo frankly I've been freatin
Every other single second
That fate wanna teach a lesson
Chaos wanna catch me slippin ha
I'm only one bad day away
From not being able to play
Aeration was scheduled today
Yes I got hose and I'm makin em spray

outro.
[Ultraklystron]
Who's that yard? Who's it is?

[Nursehella]
I kill all ya dogs who be doin' they biz!

[Ultraklystron]
Three bedrooms and we fill the closets!

[Nursehella]
Draw on every wall, imma fuckin' artist!

[Ultraklystron]
The home office get remote deposits!

[Nursehella]
Watch me work imma caulk these faucets!

[Ultraklystron]
Landscape with Japanese maples, son!

[Nursehella]
Thot Team blast you with a staple gun!

Ensign's Holiday (Where the Fuck Are My Pants) (ft. Ryako)

Verse 1
Ensign Hall...personal log

Been a 3 month deployment in deep space
And I need some enjoyment at a clean pace
You know, a bunch of babes and beefcakes
where the beats break so hard it make my feet shake (Risa!)
The works been hard - guess we did somethin right!
ready to have fun tonight - yo Ryako, what’s it like?

It’s like paradise, I swear that it’s nice
And by nice, I mean naughty
You should take my advice
And go for a visit if you need some action
The holodeck can only give you half the satisfaction

Guess you're right, time for the full monty
Allllll night you'll have to pull 'em off me
Whoa, cowboy! You first need a horga'hn
A statue you display if you’re in need of a hard on
Lieutenant! Captain Sparks sure knows how to pick 'em
But you clocked me right, ready to lick 'em and stick 'em
Let’s go to Risa, it’s a planet made for pleasure
You can party hard and get it on at your leisure

CHORUS

Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
There’s a statue in my pocket and no phasers in sight
Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
Getting that jamaharon all day and all night
Jamaharon x4

Verse 2

Okay, Ensign Hall! Are you ready for some fun?
You should whip out that horga’hn to attract someone
Let’s sit by the pool with our statues on display
Relax, I’m sure someone will be on their way
Oh my god, there’s a hot blonde staring right at me
He’s got blue eyes and he’s 6’3”
Jesus, those abs are hard as a rock
And he’s got big feet, so I bet he’s got a big---
Stop...maybe let me at him first
Or you ‘bout to pull rank and live free with yer thirst?
Okay okay, you should do what entice
Plus his homegirl right there is lookin real nice
And they so, so interested in all the things we like
Like going back to their p lace to live our best life

Got a penthouse, They’re rich, I assume
Walk through the door
Wait, this doesn’t look like a room!

It’s a trap! (wrong fandom) these folks really seemed like the nicest
One thing’s for sure, captain sparks ain’t gonna like this

********
BREAKDOWN
********

Oh It’s all fun until you lose all your gear and get your jewels run

I expected this kind of shit from you ensign
For weeks I could smell the sexual tension; Butthole clenchin
Not to mention; I saw your holodeck logs and damn son
I have no idea where that pornhub holo program even came from

lieutenant ryako, I don’t even know what to say
How you gonna go and lead my bro astray
You shoulda know this shit was mayday
The minute you put that hor gan on display

you knew better, Hall; So Ryako won’t take the whole fall
I could have you out of Star fleet; With one sub space phone call
So you can take some sort of heat too; Wait, too late huh?
Thinking w your cock Got it burnin don’t it? Better call phlox

And then there’s the mugging; you went and got all your gear took?
And when I show this report to the admiral
How you think that’s gonna look?

After this disaster; you’ll both spend the next three cycles scrubbing
plasma reactors
Not to mention the factor; One minor complicator
That we can’t seem to find
EITHER OF YOUR GOD DAMNED COMMUNICATORS

AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PANTS

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES

FINAL CHORUS

Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
There’s a statue in my pocket and no phasers in sight
Shore leave, and we’ve earned it
Getting that jamaharon all day and all night
Jamaharon x4

At The Top (ft. Twill Distilled)

CreateLadyJ
Cam3
Twill
Everyone

(Hook x2 - Twill Distilled)
Yeah we're here to wreck some shit up baby
Yeah we're gonna to mess it up
Yeah we're here to wreck some shit up baby
Feeling like we're at the top

(Verse 1 - CreateLadyJ)
We wreckin every record
Playing the boards like it’s checkers
Took off like we’re NASA
And everyday getting better
Fans are expanded cross country
You know it’s real
Track and field, running circles on MC’s
That leave their material
Successfully led a career
And kept it lyrical
You’ll keep it in your soul
For years like negro spirituals
These punk ass Marks keep
Claiming that they Invincible
"Think!"
Smashing they faces in, literal

(Cam3)
J and Cam on this damn beat
And we can’t be bothered
Light's lime, claiming my time
Maxine Waters
No Cap, got it honest as Steve Rogers
Ain't horsin' around like Bojack
To achieve what we accomplished
Living Our Fantasy
Came in the game as Invaders
Dreams of Nirvana
"Here we are now, entertainers!"
Suffered a Mutiny or two but we
Sailed on without rest
All or Nothing as we proceed to
South by Southwest

(Bridge - ALL)
You cannot stop us
Cuz we will not allow it
And there is nothing
That you can do about it
Basking in the glory
Now the world is ours
So turn the music up louder…

(Hook x2)

(Verse 2 - J)
I go in like Yosemite Sam,
It’s hunting season
Always jumpin in the action
And jam like Liam Nesson
Fuck ya treason, I am geekin
To travel for every reason,
(Cam)
Soon as Wreck hit the stage...
(Both)
NO PEACE, NO SLEEPIN!
Rocking socks and chopping blocks
Off like lumberjacks
When I’m bored, I'ma roar on these
Hoes like Thundercats
(J)
Y'all waiting on good vibrations
(Cam)
Call us the Rumble Pak
Y’all got hits? No shit, Sherlock
Benedict Cumberbatch
(J)
And you fumbling on the catch
We like Hulk and them on the set
Assembling the Cavalry
Like Avengers, you know what’s next
Fire bending as I’m spitting
And felt in the solar plexus
While Osiris run the business
We hold down the rest
(Cam)
So count ya blessings
Unless you that pressed on stepping out
Against the badass bastard
Stepkids of Wreck-It Ralph
Stayed woke and chose violence
Ghost riding the mosh pits
Sparta kick your door
What's a gatekeeper to locksmiths?

(Bridge)

(J)
Run with the set!
Or you’ll get wrecked!
Stay on that Wu-Tang shit,
Protect ya neck!

(Verse 3 - J)
We won’t allow,
Anyone in
This crew
That will become
An imposter
Now
Inner power
Always take form
When we’ve
Rippin off all our masks
Our true forms

No defending im winning,
im kickin the ball,
Hit it until i get it in the goal,
Doing my dirt as the newest contender
and the consequences that willin to fall,
Lending the ball is not easy for me,
But I know that im cool
Cuz I do have a team,
And if i played a fool
then they'd take it from me,
Say that i rule then tell me to leave,
My team the only ones
That’s in my vacancy,
The Phantom Thieves,
Stealing hearts then we make a scene
Stay on the case
Just like I’m Goro Akechi
Y’all cannot handle the weight it heeds
Heart won’t manifest
A palace as penalties,
Chasing me really will take all your energy,
Break your mobility in the facility,
I move around with
Motherfuckin sonic speed,

Sit down. Shut up.
We hold the crown cause
We willing to come up,
Take criticisms like power ups, dumb fucks
And you wonder why ya team is stuck
We muscle the hustle
And take it Bare Knuckle
Then Rage in the Streets
Like Yuzo Koshiro
Y’all losers and zero
We movin like Fearows
Y’all never seen us coming, did you?

My Big Ups Mantra VS Battle Scars (ft. Johnny Hacknslash & Prowess the Testament)

My Big Ups Mantra Vs. Battle Scars Lyrics

Hobbes (Verse 1A):

I'm dope - customized an island it still floats/

Hard to cope - for a minute I lost hope/

Now I'm macho man elbow drop off the top rope/

Combinacion cabron while in line at a Costco./

Tia (Verse 1B):
Well, that went smoothly, watched too many Zombie movies
This boat feeling groovy, let me dip in the Jacuzzi
Ride the track like a buoy, I turn over a new leaf
We see the beauty when we cruising, as we’re passing by a nude beach

John (Verse 1C):

Real sick for awhile, bounced back/

Story ain't over though, time for the soundtrack/

Keep fighting back at 100 miles an hour/

Category 5 hurricane: win-powered

Hobbes (Verse 1D):

I got soul, determinations colossal

Easing riding down a street full of potholes

Consoles corroding throw it out with the compost

Fresh new system shared to all like a bot post

HOOK

Just Here To Say

Thank You For Being Dope

(Yeah to you in the mirror x2)

My Big Ups Montra Versus Battle Scars

Tia (Verse 2A):
Let it air out, like fly quotes of survival
It’s an elegant signpost, when we sowing our wild oats
It’s a view that’s unrivaled, while we rock the recital
We don’t just ride the wave, we restoring the ‘tidal’

John (Verse 2B):

I feel this peace inside my soul

I think I finally got control

Vibes are flowin like the

Waterfalls, and love is all I know

Hobbes (Verse 2C):
I keep it going full steam; on the mic I’m beastie

Beastly with the rhymes;body fools like Beaksley

Been doin this for years haven’t reached my peak, see

The thing about me is I keep believing

Tia (Verse 2D):
No malice present, this vessel of emotion,

But I cannot find a word to say, This feeling of desertion,

I look to the sky, the birds sing and clouds dancing,

The stars aligned together, like a trance of romancing

HOOK

John (Verse 3A):

Alright, let’s show some love…

You’re the voice that can conquer my world, you’re the

Kiss that can calm all the raging seas of anxieties
Fighting me, silently subsiding these reprising

Dreams… Beautiful, thanks for finding me

Hobbes (Verse 3B)

Get on the stage, can't do it without you

Thank you for being a friend, no doubt crew

And family coming first, nothing but love in the verse

Cruising on this voyage of personal learning

Tia (Verse 3C):
Fortune as it seems, has the sweet taste of fate,

The coin that lands on edge, That presumes to make its date,

There’s a joy in the gift of bliss, a twist of a persistent kiss
Celebrating tenderness, amidst adventurous interests...

John (Verse 3D):

Everyone listening, whether you’re tired,

Feeling overwhelmed or completely uninspired:

We’ll celebrate together, as the world opens for us.

Love Hacknslash, Prowess, and the boys from Dappersaurus

Death Cruise (ft. Cam3 & Lex Lingo)

Death Cruise

Verse 1:

Cam:
We on a BOAT
Finally off that Lonely Island
(YAH)
Singing shanties like we banshees
Harmonizing with Siren
(HAH)
Along with Lex
PSX flexin' like Hans Zimmer
Toast to the Odyssey, we bobbed and weaved
Being the shark's dinner
(STRAIGHT UP)

Siren:
Who’s the winner of this lottery
honestly, probably me
was lost at sea but now i’m free
(laugh) flawless victory!
This Odyssey is a rare commodity
It's where I wanna be
Abroad this amphibious prodigy
Unforeseen prophecy

Lex:
Boat was rocking we hoping it doesn’t topple over/ poppin bottles we pass em and drop em over/ never paid but hey at least i got closure/ lost in the deep but at least we not sober

Hook:
ALL:
[Singing] We're off the Island
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re just survivin
(Hootie Hoo)
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes

Verse 2:

Lex:
Especially trees and i just twisted up fear it got me twisted up/ swear i had a chance to shake and i just messed it up/ drifting up the current of blood I’m in a trance/ lifting up my spirits for courage but i can’t

Siren:
Take a chance and dance with the siren
we'll have you spiralin, desirin more
shots of Patron, we'll have you in the zone
moving like a cyclone, you'll never be alone
Please Cam, turn up the Jams, cuz Lex is too stoned

Cam:
So isolated since the plague hit
Felt like several ages/
Gimme that bottle, so I can
Make like this fog and get hella faded/
Inebriated and vibing
To this creepy beat/
Swapping tales as we sail
Down the VP Sea/

Hook:
ALL:
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We’re Barely Thrivin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes
Siren:
Well, for the time being

Verse 3

Siren: (Pass to Cam)
All we need's a handful of Pirate Booty, We're not choosy
Groupies flocking like seagulls to feast upon their skulls
Remember keep a pulse going, blood flowing, where you going Cam?!
Damn, I know you ate J, it’s okay, she was prey

Cam:
Wait, now am I trippin'?
Did y'all see the lights flicker?
(Nah-uh)
The vibe is really Silent Hilly
And this fog gettin thicker/
(Uh-huh)
Don't get it twisted, this ain't Gilligan
Ya mans not the Skipper/
(NOPE)
Off the rip, I'll abandon ship
I'm the awesomest swimmer/
(DOPE)

Lex:
A crab just plucked both my eyes from their sockets i can’t hear myself scream but i hear the devil talking (kill them)/ vomit from the pain and I’m choking on my dread/ brain is leaking out my head am i alive or am i dead all i know is

Hook:
ALL:
[Singing] We're off the Island
[Rapping] It was lonely but found my homies, what's above is also below me
[Singing] We're out of Hidin
[Rapping] We might be smelly, at least we're free, all good things come in threes

Verse 4:

Siren: (Pass to Everyone cuz Takeover)
[Yay!] Finally now you're souls are mine, Sorry boys, you've run out of time
Just look how their souls shine, a true sight, so divine, get in line
We haven't eaten in days, we've been deprived of such fine wine
Now all we have are these human swine, it's fine, dip’em in brine!!!

Lex:
Slip and just glide/ water on glass/ seems like the storm just passed/ wow/ maybe it was all just a dream seem cool so we gotta calm down/ swear i was scared i was screaming all out/ but wait it’s oh no cam bro check the water i just seen my reflection i don’t have a face/ i don’t think we made it

Cam:
(Well no shit)
Eaten by a demon
Wasn't on my bingo card
This the worst surprise/
(WEAKSAUCE)
But at least the token black dude
Doesn't have to be the first to die/
(YEEHAW?)
Is it karma for making J
Into chicken parma?
Well it was worth a try/
(I sorry)
Man I really hope my soul gives this ho
Bubble guts mixed with turpentine/
(Haichu)

Hook:
Siren:
We got a boat (geez finally), we got a boat (it’s mine to keep), everybody hop aboard, be prepared to be absorbed! (now you’ve been absorbed)
We got a boat (I got a boat), we got a boat, Take one last breath my dear, I hope you know how to float!

Outro:
Shawn I’m coming for you and your friends too, once I find you, I’ll consume your entails, Sirens will sing the tale of the Great Odyssey

Follow The White Rabbit

Celebrating White Rabbits
Ft YNGSLLVN And Beaker

BKR:
Yo, y'all ever heard of computers?

LLYZZ:
We hella hyphy exciting and love to ride the lightning
Kill the calves that you fuckers insist on idolizing
Simpin that psilocybin we vibin and very violent
The punchest of pilots we washin hands then we riot

YNGSLLVN:
I'm in its grips I feel the silence tightening
Board the ship rocket quips commence the firing
We sippin chill all night'n Sriving to taste the violet
See sounds like ethesia pirates
Down but we staying the highest

LLYZZ:
Galactic taxi, jump into the backseat, watch me while I drive
I got my ego locked up in the trunk I hope it burn alive
Thelema and Weezy are gonna learn how to fly
Ridin the Thunderbird out to conquer the sky

YNG SLLVN:
We follow in the white rabbit's footsteps
We lost out in the woods with no compass
Pull the stopper from the bottle with my teeth and
Hoist the bottom to the sky and throw away the weekend
Give it to the demon, everyone is shrinkin
All I hear is shriekin -- swimmin toward the beacon

LLYZZ:
What's a real man to a hologram?
I'll follow Lucifer offa path of Hollow Man
You gettin bottled fam, drink you up and swallow
Spew you from my mouth and lay a curse upon the land!

YNGSLLVN:
Corporate lies containing curses, a person's worth is more than purses
Idol worship surface worthless, open eyed and finding purpose

LLYZZ:
Our purpose -- to tear the heart right outta ya worship
get you tossin and turnin barn stormin and burnin
We no port in a storm crew we're the number one choice and
We want money or blood, so get to picking your poison

Still All Good (ft. XOC)

30 second intro.
Ardamus: check it check it check it….it goes like this….XOC is in the house….Vincent E.L. they're in the house...Ardamus I'm in the house….Point Seven 5 we're in the house and….(intro fades)

(Intro fades. Then intro of beat drops)
(Banter from Vincent E. L. and XOC? Optional)

Chorus:
Ardamus: I'm celebratin' elevating other paths
Never settle fo.r the medal when the devil stab a brotha's back
Break the bank, break it down but dont break ya neck
You can take a chill pill still while you take the check
XOC: -Everything is changing I’m no longer what I thought about,
steady rearranging, the complaining getting smothered out,
begging for forgiveness, those are things I do not talk about,
burying my past, take my future on another route -
Vincent E. L.:I've been depressed of late and estimate
it's not my last time feeling less than great,
but as I investigate my mind in its present state,
I guess you could say it's better than yesterday. Arda, you good?
A: Damn right, I'm good. Yo XO are you good?
X: Damn right, I'm good. E. L. are you good?
V: All things considered, I'm good.
All: damn right yo it's still all good

Verses pt. 1
X:-Blessed be my day, cause I finally could say so,
blessed be my day, I no longer have to lay low,
blessed be my day cause it’s looking like a new one,
finally can say I made it out of the confusion
A:Illusion, Enforced vision of course hit em'
core twitchin' rewired my whole support system
Hundid percent, come get me, run efficiently
sippin' rum, having some epiphanies
V: Just when I think I've forgotten how to write,
and any other thought is out of sight and inspiration's not about to strike,
I hear this sound, and it's like I'm surrounded by
astounding amounts to type and signs that life is finally right.

Chorus:
Ardamus: I'm celebratin' elevating other paths
Never settle for the medal when the devil stab a brotha's back
Break the bank, break it down but dont break ya neck
You can take a chill pill still while you take the check
XOC: -Everything is changing I’m no longer what I thought about,
steady rearranging, the complaining getting smothered out,
begging for forgiveness, those are things I do not talk about,
burying my past, take my future on another route -
Vincent E. L.:I've been depressed of late and estimate
it's not my last time feeling less than great,
but as I investigate my mind in its present state,
I guess you could say it's better than yesterday. Arda, you good?
A: Damn right, I'm good. Yo XO are you good?
X: Damn right, I'm good. E. L. are you good?
V: All things considered, I'm good.
All: damn right yo it's still all good

Verses pt. 2
V: It's a new dawn, new day, new life,
loose ties turn to tight bonds when the glue dries.
Up ahead, a promise of blue skies,
as long as I choose wisely as I deduce where the truth lies.
X:-Vision the imagery,
talk about the balance and the symmetry,
Witness an existence with a past they planted into me,
Started as a child, when they promptly ran it into me,
You kidding me, left me here with years to fight the misery
A:- Oozin' out my pores, blood and sweat
Held back the tears with enough regrets
I'm slowin' down, speedin' up, the revelation
Happens everytime around the team when we're….

Chorus:
Ardamus: celebratin' elevating other paths
Never settle for the medal when the devil stab a brotha's back
Break the bank and break it down but dont break ya neck
You can take a chill pill still while you take the check
XOC: -Everything is changing I’m no longer what I thought about,
steady rearranging, the complaining getting smothered out,
begging for forgiveness, those are things I do not talk about,
burying my past, take my future on another route -
Vincent E. L.:I've been depressed of late and estimate
it's not my last time feeling less than great,
but as I investigate my mind in its present state,
I guess you could say it's better than yesterday. Arda, you good?
A: Damn right, I'm good. Yo XO are you good?
X: Damn right, I'm good. E. L. are you good?
V: All things considered, I'm good.
All: damn right yo it's still all good

Purrvana (ft. 1-Up Funk)

[MC117]
Well I died
Guess I should have watched my step
Now I find
I’m unsure about what’s next
There was so much left unsaid
Wasted years and now I’m dead
Shed a tear for all the time I wish I had
Moving on
[Bobby]
Thought I’d make it, hey I didn’t
[MC117]
I'm swept along
[Hookshot]
Something new is next, what is it?
[MC117]
Is that a cat? Well it can’t be all that bad
I never reckoned that --
[Hookshot]
Hey there’s a second cat
[MC117]
No make that three now four, so many more
What’s going on?

I’m in Purrvana
And I’m never leaving
Don’t wanna
All you unbelieving
You’re gonna
[Bobby]
Gonna gonna
[MC117]
Meow down
[Bobby]
Meow down
[MC117]
I’m living it up in Purrvana

Is this alright tho?
[Bobby]
Or just a mistake?
[MC117]
Some cosmic typo?
[Bobby]
I don’t care cuz it’s great!
[MC117]
So many sunbeams I just want to sit and smile
No more sad things
[Bobby]
No people just cats!
[MC117]
Endless napping
[Klopfenpop]
And eat all the snacks!
[MC117]
And every night you’ll find me in the kitten pile

[Bobby Arson]
I guess we're not gonna make it after all
Never left the island where we met out curtain call
Human heaven didn't want the Funk so here we up
Caught up in a sunbeam, dreaming of a yarn ball...
Can you feel the sunshine setting purrgatory vibes is getting different
You can see the kitty's with their twitcy little tails and their curious instincts
Think I mighta seen a pair of creepy eyes staring through the thicket
Maybe I'm just tired but that looks like a Jaguar in the distance
[Hook Shot]
Wait a minute man, he's looking at me, there's no where I can dip to
[Bobby Arson]
Oh man and he's licking his chops and I think that he can hear my chattering sweet tooth
[Hook Shot]
Ive been packing on them pounds, it ain't gonna be hard to hunt me
[Bobby Arson]
Kitty cat flipped on his back he just want rubbies on his tummy
[Hook Shot]
Full Moon has ascended
[Bobby Arson]
Pupils are all Viscous
[Hook Shot]
Stroll by whip cream lake
[Bobby Arson]
I'm tryna get to catnip thicket
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
Visit the Infinite Chicken!!! 🐔
[Bobby Arson]
Let's prowl with ghostly visits
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
It's a cosmic mix up getting into midnight mischief
[Hook Shot]
There's, cats on the ceiling tiles
[Bobby Arson]
Cats on the countertops
[Hook Shot]
Cats in a seething pile
[Bobby Arson]
Beaches made of litter box
[Hookshot + Bobby Arson]
Mr. Boots with that present about to drop a bird on ya
Rise and Shine another day has come and gone with the dawn.

Special Guest Cats:
Josie
Eddie
Otis
Henry
Nyx
Gavin
Billy
Junebug
Snowy
Sunny

Player Hater's Ball (ft. Prowess the Testament & Bobby Arson)

Player Haters Ball
The Southern Demon Nerd
(Taco Supreme Smokee B)
Featuring:Prowess the Testament, Bobby Arson, Bigg Notty(smokee b)

Bigg Notty: Come one come all
Air ya dirty drawers
At the first annual nerdcore vpc haters ball
I'm ya host big naughty
We out here on the red carpet
Smells like an armpit
This'll be over alot faster if we just get it started

Smokee B- V1

These muhfuckin crews ain't shit
Ya'll think they gon lose they shit?
Yo let me know to these average Joez is this some muhfuckin Wu Tang shit
I'm on my Pootie Tang tip
Whip a hater like Sa Da Te'
Sign yo petty on the runny kine get line
Me and mine playa hatin like all damn day
Listen what the Big Tall man say
Whatcha finna do with all that hate?
up in the facebook group
Spittin all dat poop like "dat song wasnt all that great"
Everybody hatin quit bitchin about it
I be hatin too I just dont be twitching about it
We some heavy hittin haters feelin different about it
Tryna hear the testament, let's give it to Prowess

Prowess the Testament- V1

All these tears in the VPC, I drink ‘em with coffee
So sorry that you can’t get a 3, yeah, that’s even you Bobby…
No apologies, these policies here to keep all of these little prodigies
Under my boot, yeah, that’s a prophecy, these An Hobbes/2-Ton Philosophies, stop frolicking,
On Twitch making hits like you got supreme, that’s a Taco, check the barcode
I’m hearing these hi hats sound like dry cats Klop posted, it’s mind blowing,
Ya’ll gotta make remix on the first round? Desh ya’ll ready for the thirst now?
Posting them traps, those ain’t raps, no caps…ya’ll gotta go rehearse, now…

Bobby Arson-V1

This motherfucking vibe aiint it
Run a joke until the drive train quits
me and Smokee here bye that bitch
put up blinders survive that shit

Little Notty thanks for having me here
They've been hating on my verses for a couple of years
yall should dig deep and peep your inner self
instead of fucking with Twitch, try calling better help

-What they doin? Hatin on us
Bitch I'm the Boss-

All- HATE (like a whole lot of it)

Bigg Notty: Bigg Notty back for more
mouf like a 12 gauge shotty atcha door
and now, the moment all you haters been waitin for
It's time to present one of these motherfuckers the hater of the year award

Smokee B-V2

How could you not be a hater
Hate the challenge hate the player
Hate the judges hate the beat hate the vocalist creators
Hate a hater
Hate a coconut
All these haters choking up
Hard shell but
Sweet n chewy when they broken up
I been just joking, fuck
Still causing a ruckus
Haters of the year unless the judges fuck us
Ah, fuck em
Gotta love em
They ain't used to me
I hear that Navi aint half the beard that they used to be
Scuse me, damnSelene
Like a hot damn mess
sorry for your pop filter
Witcha plant based hotdog breath
Got alot left to say w my chest
Taking shots at these nerdcore doggone vets
Mark Cooper rap like he got dusty shoes
All of Bobby's spider kicks look busted too
But I need a heater so I'm fuckin trusting you
To burn these clowns down arson at the circus dude

Bobby Arson-V2

come in hot like Deshy
berserk flow and no shirt
cringing watching Joey Z
selfie a slow jerk
thanks for the notes though
dog I didn't ask
but I laughed at the old drunk guy
in the kids mask

16 Joshes, hard to hear the difference
Kermit and Dr. Teeth Jammin in the distance
Couple of Muppets, and Beaker makes three
Oh wait thats just An Hobbes and XOC

Hard to hate it here
the way my raps get treated
But I gotta hate a game
where a vets never defeated
Hate feeling cheated
And still I do
hate the way you haters float your fucking hate reviews

so, fuck it

we came to bang
shorty on deck
You know my gang
it's KKMDS
Demon Nerds and 1up funk
we at the ball
Prowess got that haterade
Hit em with the claw(s)

Prowess the Testament-V2

.5 fractions, yeah that’s capping, told ya’ll teams, ya’ll ain’t ready for the captions
All these John Walkers, 'Dollar Store' captains…A.I. just lapped ‘em, better get practice,
Joey Z, quit yapping in the past tense, just keep your rhymes on a napkin, cause the only cells that’s perfect, is all of the ones you’re lacking…DUBLDRAGON, Twice the Wackness, worthless rations of nerdcore pageants, Czarina check stats on the back-end, these rhymes that ya’ll spit, trashmen, want smoke can’t handle the ashes, great acting, can you imagine… ya better daydream the Wu-Tang theme, cause ya’ll ain’t fucking with the hate team…

Bigg Notty: And without further ado
The hater of the year award goes to
The listener and viewers like you.
Ah that's some Sesame bullshit right there.

Bomber Bros (ft. Sweeney Toad & Annunaki Cruz)

[CHORUS]
Banditt: Bomberman is back and things about to get crazy
Annunaki: Bomb and attack fire and flame can’t phase me
Sweeney: Bomberman in the living room smokey and hazy
Bomberman battle royale BOMBERMAN IS BACK BABY

[VERSE 1: BANDITT]
Close combat, I'll turn your team into ashes,
Scene when we clash like a FEMA disaster,
The fiendish bastard who be scheming in matches
Dictating the match, you be screaming we're faschists
Kick bombs, stay glued to your zone,
When I add he sieve, so hot that he glows,
Coming off the top like a shot to the dome
Should of checked the rules, that the Konami code

[VERSE 1: SWEENEY TOAD]
Lay that bomb and turn that corner
Pray to god that this is murder
Gonna get got time expired
Binge on singe bring that fire
Grab those hearts got louder love
Smother blast with power glove
Cower cuz I’m throwing deez
Go nuts infect skull disease

[VERSE 1: ANNUNAKI CRUZ]
You Don't want the smoke from this exhaust
So Don't set this off, when You Hudson Soft.
Total devastation when you run this course.
Full Fire integration to increase my force.
Beat you dead like horse, wouldn't make it with a vest.
I came her with the best. You can take it to the press.
Check what I create Nakamoto on a quest.
World fighter when I flex then incinerate the rest.

[CHORUS]
Banditt: Bomberman is back and things about to get crazy
Annunaki: Bomb and attack fire and flame can’t phase me
Sweeney: Bomberman in the living room smokey and hazy
Bomberman battle royale BOMBERMAN IS BACK BABY

[VERSE 2: BANDITT]
When I get stressed you know I hiss, got a short fuse,
Lookin down on competition, like you were short dude,
Get torched - melt some smores atop your corpse too
Bombs locked coming for your honour like a courtroom,

[VERSE 2: SWEENEY TOAD]
Watch me speed across the map
No speed zone and that’s a fact
I see your flames I adapt
I’m insane you are wack
I speed around your slow flames
Take you down and fast escape
Came to clown maxed out skates
I stay lit and you can’t hate

[VERSE 2: ANNUNAKI CRUZ]
I'm a beast any mode, light it up and I explode.
I'm ahead your skull exposed, not a runner with my load.
check my code it's over sea, I guess I'm that Don Pepe.
So tell them to start stepping, A robot who's part weapon

[CHORUS]
Banditt: Bomberman is back and things about to get crazy
Annunaki: Bomb and attack fire and flame can’t phase me
Sweeney: Bomberman in the living room smokey and hazy
Bomberman battle royale BOMBERMAN IS BACK BABY

[VERSE 3: BANDITT]
Bombs over the top like the Ypres trenches,
But you couldn't spell Belgium, how I beat y'all senseless,
Blitzkrieging relentless, shots super effective
Now I have your attention, go listen to DEADSPECTRES

[VERSE 3: SWEENEY TOAD]
Check my wins keep popping up
Toilet skills you stopping up
You a little wack I’m mopping up
Little Mac boxing glove
Punch that bomb over bricks
Take this skull get slow and sick
Want your skull so take this hit
Need your skull we misfits

[VERSE 3: ANNUNAKI CRUZ]
I'll amaze when on the hunt, Go four weeks just like a month.
Got a sharp tongue keep it blunt, get the halo you a grunt.
Plus I Hit I harder than golem, in head ups now that's a totem.
I'll blowin up like I told em, I'm detonating your modem.
We killin you can quote em, that's teas without Arizona.
I shut it down no corona, my flow is lighting you zone up.
I blow beef out of porpotion, I'll send you crying to mommy,
I'm going off it's a homie, I own this thing like Konami
So wave goodbye like tsunamis

Skate or Die (ft. CreateLadyJ, MessiahCarey)

Skate or Die SlothdubzAndRonin feat. CreateLadyJ and MessiahCarey

[Verse 1 Ronin]

God damn it
Spent a month on this trick
But I can't land it
Am I doing something wrong
Or just clear that I lack the talent
I want quit, but my love of the board
Hangs in the balance
never claim "neversoft"
If I fall back from the challenge
Pointing to my true north
In a downhill slalom
Making friends on the way
on my rise to the bottom
Swing and a miss
I creditcard and I see an abyss
takes all the practice I can scavenge
Not to panic

[Verse 2 CreateLadyJ]

I’m famished
Constantly taking damage
So fuckin close to landed
But I really wanna sandwich
If I manage I’ll be good
Represent for my hood
The Black girl skater yea
She’ll have everyone shook
Sign me up in them books
Sponsorships have em hooked
Killin rails with them crooked
Up hill movin gotta push it
But Downhill I barely looked
And starting to speed up
Wheels wobbling and bobbing
Should have tighten up my trucks
Yo we gotta fuck it up!

[Verse 3 MessiahCarey]

Aw fuck it’s comin up fast
Look to the future done with the past
Doin the movement as the puddles amass
Keep it subtle no flash
just double the crash til trouble has passed
I’m in love with the blast
Of air in my face there’s no scarier place
than without nary a trace
Of the person I was and the person I’ll make

[Chorus]

There's neither wrong or right
In what we do tonight
Just contribute you're absolute
That's why it's skate or die
see all the lights in the city tonight,
If we gonna go out, least we did In a fight

[Verse 4 Mixed]

[Ronin]
So Can I kick it?

[CreateLadyJ and MessiahCarey]
Yes you can!

[Ronin]
But can I kick flip it?

[MessiahCarey]
I know I can’t
But I can bomb a hill like any man

[CreateLadyJ]
Yes he can, I flip it but them hills are damned

[Ronin]
Still I’m glad, nervous the thrill is back
It’s quite and undertaking

[CreateLadyJ]
I believe we can make it
And shake up whoever’s fakin

[MessiahCarey]
Face to pavement, can’t say what is sacred
Desire to compete with myself never vacant

[Ronin]
Satan, behind me. Hit the speed boost
Now or never with the effort
we’re limited with our re-do’s

[CreateLadyJ]
I’m tryina beat you! Friendly competition
Makes a sequel, Nyjah wit the tats
Celeb status, to meet you

[MessiahCarey]
We do the EQ’s and see through
these weak crews to defeat you

[CreateLadyJ]
And Teach the team to bring the people
Kiwi flips and primos all caught on video
Taking boards 6 to 19 like Rey Mysterio

[Verse 5 Ronin]

Legendarily scared
but never scary
I rarely come prepared
When the situation gets hairy
focused on the goal
Cuz the chaos is in the clarity
And anything that aint a broke
is often temporarily…
Adjustable
I know enough to know
I got enough to go
Another round
While feeling indestructible
Who's with me?
I can race you to the top

[Everyone]
I can keep going til my wheels fall off!

[Chorus]

There's neither wrong or right
In what we do tonight
Just contribute you're absolute
That's why it's skate or die
see all the lights in the city tonight,
If we gonna go out, least we did In a fight

Gone Fishin (ft. Storyville & XOC)

Track Name - Gone Fishin'

Inspired by Audio Two - Top Billin, and Shigeryu Miyamotos - Bowser Land - from Super Mario 3D World!
Bobbys Pops recently got diagnosed with cancer so hes been going fishing (Ode to poppa Mark)

Challenge
- 3 x vocalists XOC, Storyville, Hookshot, (Bobby on Scratch cuts)
- Celebrating getting off the island, life - surviving ect
Hookshot -lifes short - kick your feet up...
Storyville- Coast to coast celebration...(xoc east coast SV / HS West coast)
- Tempo shift at 2:08 - 96bpm - 126 BPM
- 3:36 (under 4 mins)
- Lyrics bounce between the 3 vocalists throughout the song

-LYRICS-

PART 1

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse1- Story Ville
1up Funk and Floe Riden,
who'dve thought we'd be stranded on the same island?
one convenient coinky-dink, fill up the cup, clink-clink,
smooth sailing if we don't spring a leak and sink!

Verse 2- Hookshot
Nothin but them blue skies on the sunshine tip
I hit the snooze, now its 9:06 - take a dip
catch a fish, and then whip up some popcorn shrimp
(sv)slap hands with hookshot (both) then light that splif !

Chorus x2-
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Verse 3 - Story Ville
Loungin on the deck of the scooner,
was looking like sure doom just a moment sooner/
now it's mai thais and shuffle board,
coast to coast celebration port to starboard, all aboard!

Vesrse 4 - Hookshot
Poppa got sick and Bobby hopped with him
What more can I say? GONE FISHIN !!!
Yeah life's short Ima' level with you
So kick your feet up baby we got nothin better to do !
THATS WHATSUP

Chorus -x2
Ayyye yo whats that right there?
Nothin but them blue skies right there so
Take a load off, Kick your feet up
Get a drink in your hand and turn the beat up !

Scratch Verse-
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY ? GONE FISHIN !!!

BPM CHANGE-
XOC -
This is captain XoC speaking.
There seem to be 3 men floating on a log, on the starboard side of my ship.
I need these men pulled aboard immediately.

PART 2

Verse 1 - XOC
Alright gents, we travel thru the world, you gotta see
, living like a king, while you journey on my odyssey,
big shots here, y’all stick out like an oddity, possibly,
i could help ya out, come and follow me,

up in the party, you gentlemen can let go,
SS Sin, I’m the muthafuken Xo, get low,
(HS) - WTF is that?!(SV) - pterodactyls?
gotta baby T-Rex in the back, and he wrestles!

Verse 2 - Storyville
I'm not tryin to wrestle a giant reptile
this vessel's cirque de Soleil but with sex dolls
/ A mad menagerie of bad bad fantasies,
odd audacities, all while lost at sea

Verse 3 - Hookshot
Everybody naked or covered in paint
lingerie and origonal fur - Hudsons Bay
Hooky gunna be doin some fuckin today
makin it rain champaign they dont know how to behave !

Verse 4 - Storyville
Ry got swept away in the escapades,
undressed ladies waiting but I best refrain/
they alluring and luring me in and winning me over,
so I'm slipping and giving in for doin some sinning

Verse 5 - Hookshot
Beautiful women littered in silk and topaz
Little poeple running around exposing their gonads
Animal masks and top hats to throw down
Bluts so big, gotta holdem with both hands !

Verse 6 - XOC
That’s right you gotta use both hands, with no plans,
to hone in on the moment, gotta view it with no stance,
eyes wide open on a journey with no lands,
sailing thru the water, getting pleasure like no man,

no chance, you getting sick of the bromance,
this place rocks, all the women wear no pants,
what’s even better, all the women are your fans,
so have a good time, all the fun is in your hands!

Verse 7 - Hookshot
Well it doesnt really look like anybody's gunna be judging anyone for the CRAZED SHIT
Better buckle up its gunna be a hell of a night, see you in the AM if I make it...

Discussions With Johnny Salt (ft. Twill Distilled & Young Stroke aka Young Muscle)

Häagen Dûdz - Discussions With Johnny Salt (Feat. Twill Distilled & Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle)

[Intro] Johnny Salt:
Hello and welcome to an exciting episode of; Discussions with Johnny Salt. Today, we are celebrating life day. And as such, we will be discussing life on your home planet with two guests. Our guests today are Twill Distilled, and Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle

[Twill Distilled Introduction] Johnny Salt & Twill Distilled:
Johnny: My first question is for Twill Distilled.
(Twill: Oh Okay, Hi)
Would you tell us about some of the activities that you like to take part in
(Twill: Yeah!)
On your home planet?
(Twill: Ok)

[Verse 1] Twill Distilled:
So my name is Twilly, I’m a child of the earth
Recently my brand has gone through a bit of a rebirth
For those who don’t know about a day in the life
Of a former chat girl, Well, now I’m a wife

Activities including drawing a webcomic,
retinas burning, my computer - I’m always on it
And when I’m not drawing, or dealing with my anemia
I’m harassing people to pay attention to my social media

And when i’m not drawing i’m singing or rapping
Or on discord complaining to my fans about what's happening
Because I also work a full time job as an art director
SCREW paul from sales, I got artwork to vector.

did I mention I’m Italian cause I tend to ramble
On and on about myself and about plenty of scandal-ous
Things i’ve done, i’ve got plenty of stories
AH I did it again, I talk too much- agh. I’m sorry.

[Young Stroke Introduction] Johnny Salt & Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Very good! I like the way you put that! Now, Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle,
(Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle: Young Streezy)
Perhaps you could tell us about some of your favorite barbeque locations?

[Verse 2] Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
It's the Young Stroke and them Häagen Dûdz, you wanna know about barbecue?
Twill Distilled in the house, wreckin the system.
Wanna know barbecue? I reckon you'll listen.

Smoke Pit in Gastonia, has the best brisket
JD's Smokehouse has the best pulled pork
RayNathan's has the best side dishes that I ever done put on my fork. Uh!

[Commercial Introduction/Break] Johnny Salt:
Very good! You seen to be a man who knows a lot about barbecue! Now! We must take a commercial break to pay the bills.
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[Guest outro/ Dance break intro] Johnny Salt:
That will be all from our guests today. Thank you for coming down to Discussions With Johnny Salt! Up next; fan favorite DJ Lemon Pepper, with a smooth and tasty jam/dance sequence. Please, feel free to join us.
Be kind to good service employees and, retail employees. Thank you!
DJ Lemon Pepper. Please, take it away!

[Dance Break] Johnny Salt, Twill Distilled, Young Stroke:

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Twill Distilled:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Twill Distilled:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Twill Distilled:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Twill Distilled:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!
Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance, yeah yeah!
Dance dance dance

Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance, yeah yeah!
Dance dance dance
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Johnny Salt:
This is a safe space for dancing.
Everybody needs to dance with their hamstrings.

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance dance
Dance dance!

Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Ba-ba-ba boom
Ba-ba-ba-ba boom

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance dance!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance!
Everybody dance!

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance dance!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Twill Distilled:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Twill Distilled:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Twill Distilled:
Everybody dance
Take a chance
Move your body now!

Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance dance yeah!
Dance!

Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance, yeah yeah!
Dance dance dance
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Johnny Salt:
This is a safe space for dancing.
Everybody needs to dance with their hamstrings.

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance dance
Dance dance!

Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle:
Ba-ba-ba boom
Ba-ba-ba-ba boom

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance dance!

Johnny Salt:
Everybody dance!
Everybody dance!

Twill Distilled:
Dance dance dance!

Playing Nice (ft. Ardamus & Damn Selene)

[Damn Selene]
I’m about as nice as I wanna be when I am
And like nine out of nine times I don’t really give a damn

[Ardamus]
And if I do it, then I'm stupid I take my damns back
With a sarcastic tone and I planned that, and I....

[Lex Lingo]
Feel like i was waiting for the right time
Never looking at the bright side
Swear i coulda went a life time
Chasing like minds and high fives
It’s a life style Playing nice guy
So I’m happy I’m an asshole

[Damn Selene]
I got more friends than I need, a complete set, and patience depleted for rejects
I respect your feelings and boundaries set, but will I say fuck you nonetheless?

[Lex Lingo]
YES

[Damn Selene]
Best I can do is a Saitama JPG for your stressed 30 page address

[Lex Lingo]
I know you’re angry but I swear I couldn’t care any less

[Ardamus]
Minimal literal givin' fuck tho
Stickin' this pin to get in yo bubble
seeing my team, scheming to dream, you mad, and sad you're not in the huddle

[Lex Lingo]
YES

[Ardamus]
whatever man
Get better plans
You said it fam
Stop editin'

[Lex Lingo]
I know they hate but i ain’t got no one left to impress
Don’t stress me just cuz i got a attitude
I can see it’s Ben a while since you had the truth no platitudes bitch it doesn’t matter who

[Damn Selene]
Ain’t nobody mad at you
Just steering clear of the shit storms you paddle through
Learn to pick your battles, dude

[Ardamus]
Only go to war in the games with a fine
Autograph with my word so my name's on the line

[Lex Lingo]
All that good will dried up
and i ain’t even mad when I’m fired up
y’all acting up and I’m tired of it
i can be unpleasant like a dry rub
no barbecue shit sugar coatings what i hardly do
friendship and hugs is what Barney do

[Damn Selene]
Shit, fuck my thoughts if they don’t ring true.
You can be an asshole too

[Ardamus]
Ooh I feel that sentiment
Lost and found, I'm halfway innocent
Heard you gotta grudge and you wanna get rid of it?
Leave you out of work and you cant reap the benefit

[Lex Lingo]
No new friends y’all play Benedict
Keep my actions and my feelings separate
Everybody be a tough guy on the internet

[Damn Selene]
Bitter like a little upset ass kid again

Network Connection (ft. Only One Ronin & Kabuto The Python)

JOEY:
WU-TANG
CLAN CHAT NINE DEEP
WHEN THE CREW HANG
SEVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING...
IT'S NOTHING EXCITING
WE'RE ALL PRETEND FIGHTING
IT'S REGULAR TUESDAY
WORD TO EVERYBODY FROM THE CHAT ROOM PHASE
BACK IN THE DAY, CHECKIN OUT THE BRAND NEW WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS
WAY BACK WHEN WEB PRESENCE NEVER MEANT SHOOT NAMES OR REGIONS
YOU'D RARELY SEE SOMEONE'S TRUE FACE WHEN THEYRE SPEAKING

RONIN:
I made friends out in Norway
I can't talk that Norwegian
My social life is the slow game
If we don't talk, theres no reason to
My window to the outside got bigger
When I withdrew to the inside
Go figure
Long gone are the
Days of the net
Spent
On AIM
With an aim to connect
AY

JOEY:
SCREEN NAMES STAY FRAMED WITH THE xXx'S
EVERY FRIEND REQUEST GETS ACCEPTED
CHECK THE COLORS ON THE TEXT WHEN WE MESSAGE
LIKE "YO
YOU CAN ONLY SEE SHIT LIKE THIS SITTIN AT HOME"

RONIN:
I was
Just a
Kid
Both
Sad
And alone
Writing songs about my pain
In a maze of an anime poem
only took a little bit of leg work
To get my shit up
tethered to a network
Hello friends,
Glad we can finally surf
Any other day in time would be kind of absurd

JOEY:
HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE FINDING THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE WAY GETTING ONLINE MIGHT HAVE SAVED MY LIFE
BOTH SAD AND ALONE
ALL I'D KNOWN WAS TO HIDE
FOUND OUT ABOUT A PLACE TO MAKE FRIENDS INSIDE SO
I LOGGED IN & STARTED TALKING TO STRANGERS ON THE REGULAR
WORD TO YAHOO MESSENGER
TALKIN BOUT CARTOONS & GAMES LIKE I'D NEVER DONE
WATCHING THOSE DBZ AMVS SET TO "NUMB"
WORD TO EVERYONE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD CUZ
I WAS RAISED BY FUCKIN WEIRDOS ON SOME INTERNET FORUMS
& TO BE TOTALLY HONEST
I'M ONLY HERE CAUSE I MET MY SOULMATE ON TWITCH
STRAIGHT UP

JOEY (RONIN):
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(you can find the love of your life)
GOTTA FILL THOSE DOWNLOAD FOLDERS UP WITH COOL STUFF THAT YOU FOUND IN THE SCROLLING DUNGEON
ONLY CLICK YES IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
IF YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
GOTTA BE OLD ENOUGH
(google maps can help you survive)

RONIN:
things keep going so much faster on the internet
anything you want
anything that you can get
i want a way to understand

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JOEY (KABUTO):
AYO KABUTO
CHECK IT OUT
I SENT A LINK
(I CHECKED THE LINK)
SHIT'S ILL RIGHT?
(RIGHT)
DUDE TRIED TO DO A FLIP & TOOK A SPILL LIKE OOOOOOOOHHHH
(REAL TIGHT, PEEP THIS FOOL, RIGHT?)
THIS DUDE DIED
(OH SHIT, REALLY?)
YEA, FOR SURE
YOU CAN TELL BY HOW HIS SHOES WENT FLYIN OFF AFTER IMPACT

KABUTO (JOEY):
BIG FACTS LIKE CHECK THIS MANS
SOCKS HELLA MISMATCHED ONE LOOK LIKE A DISHRAG
(FUCK) YO IM SAYIN CHECK HIS SLACKS, (THATS A PISS SPLASH)
YO U SEEN THE VID THE DUDE WITH NIP TATS GOT HIS SHIT SLAPPED
WITH A CUSTOM NO PICKLE TRIPLE DECKER BIG MAC
(MAN YOURE FULL OF SHIT) NAH HES LEGIT WAXED (IN HIS CRIB?) NATCH
LISTEN I GOT GIGS BACKED, (LIL SLAPS?) UP TO RIBS CRACKED
(BUMFIGHT VHS VID STACKS) WESTERN DIGI TRACTS

JOEY (KABUTO):
THE INTERNET NEVER CHANGED
FUCK THE SAPPY SHIT
THE INTERNET EXISTS TO SHARE VIDEO CLIPS OF ACCIDENTS
& FIGHT COMPILATIONS W/ VERTICAL SHAKY CAMERAS
& SOMEONE IN THE BACKGROUND WHO'S LAUGHING OFF THEIR ASS AT IT

YO YOU EVER SEEN THAT LIL ASS CLIP WHERE THE LIL ASS KID GETS FLOORED WHEN SHORTY HITS EM W/ THE SPINNING BACK FIST?
(THAT WAS SICK!)
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

YOU SEEN THAT SHIT WHERE BIG DUDE GOT DROPKICKED IN HIS CHEST?
(FLIPPED OFF THE LEDGE?)
YUP, SWEAR TO GOD
THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, CUZ
RIGHT?
(RIGHT?)

KABUTO (JOEY):
U SEEN THAT GO PRO SHIT MOTORCYCLE BLIND CORNER
HITS A CAL FIRE TRUCK STRAIGHT ON (THAT DUDES FOR SURE A GONER, SHIT)
YO NAH HE WAS ALRIGHT (HOW U KNOW?) U CAN CHECK SOME SHIT ON REDDIT
THE TRUCK WAS LOADED UP I THINK IT HAD LIKE SEVEN PARAMEDICS (DAMN)
COPACETIC

JOEY (KABUTO):
... IDK WHAT THAT MEANS OR WHY YOU SAID IT
(IT MEANS SHIT'S ALL GOOD)
WOW, THE INTERNET'S INCREDIBLE
(THERE'S INFINITE INFORMATION)
YEA THAT'S COOL OR WHATEVER
I JUST USE IT TO PERUSE THE SICK FIGHT VID COLLECTIONS

Multiplayer Madness (ft. OnlyOneRonin)

(Skeptik)
I remember playing all night and splitting the screen/
The CRT’s glow kept us calm and serene/
Controller green, neon to boot/
Three handles to hold and it’s see through too/
(OnlyOneRonin)
Never been to a LAN party? Unreal/
Tournament with the shock gun. Done deal/
(Danny G)
Was once a game, now it turns wheels/
backbone of Yoshi and the war of gears/
wanna kill some spare time with Kirby air ride/
Glide thru on Hydra, and fly thru space time/
(OnlyOneRonin)
I got time, but dont rush me/
Got dropped in the middle map playing pubg/
(Skeptik)
I got two multi taps and eight remotes/
Control a whole team in Madden, yeah, we’re doing the most/
Pillar to post, we could make a whole roster/
In No Mercy in no time, of justice league imposters/

(Hook)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?
Inch by inch we push even closer
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older
Plugged in and ready to play/
Ten hours passed now it’s the next day/
Hanging out with the crew in our favorite games/
Looking for something to slay

(Danny G)
Fresh double As, so I know we all able/
no need for tables, grab the link cable/
Give me the onyx, no one can stop this/
Haunter to gengar - boldore to gigalith/
metal coat warps the helix, simple rock turns to steeling
Gotta have friends to evolve that feebas
Four sword adventure on cartridge or cube disc
I feel this pikmin in the palm of my hand
Toss this plant based being to my fam
Double dash back to shield grab on castle
Hyrule Smash Bros time splitting hassle/
All night long we stuck on Nintendo
Soda and chips till we all decrescendo

(OnlyOneRonin)
Knock knock
(Who's there?)
Knock out
(Knock out who?)
Knock out in the city
Don't drop the ball in a fight
Unless you wanna be the fall guy
It's not all hype
When you're winning
Gunrock with the 3 stone power
If I Hit you
rag doll like the bouncer
Counter if you have to
But gotta inkling
Imma splat you
Atchu
Not a sneeze, but a tweet
Getting kinda hungry
Guess I gotta eat
Put me in a cage in a free for all
Hard-core battle with a pokeball

(Skeptik)
Laptop guns, an assload of fun, pass snacks around, lemme grab that one/
I’ll never ease off to give esteem a bump, in a team death match there’s no runner up/
I raise the height of my jump with a rocket Sam, serious/
Play fast and furious and pass out delirious/
Not everything you want in life will be easy,
check the cow level if you don’t believe me/
Warrior need food, warrior queasy, warrior wonders if he’s being too needy/
Companions and quests go hand in hand,
So let’s clear this game and hit Funcoland/
I even heard they got a brand new Dreamcast demo stand

(Outdo)
Hop on the couch, you got your controller?/
Inch by inch we push even closer/
Shoulder to shoulder, we few are soldiers/
Multiplayer madness let’s never get older/

Yall Ever Heard of Computers (ft. feat Joey Z & Selene)

🖥️⌨️👨‍💻💽👩‍💻🖱️💻
KABUTO 🐴
Joey Z 6️⃣🕓
Selene 💋💋💋
Everybody 👪
BEAKER 👩‍💻🖱

[VERSE 1: KABUTO]
AY FAM YOU EVER USED A COMPUTER?
(YEA) (THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE)
WINDOWS OR MAC (WORD PROCESSOR)
FIRST PERSON SHOOTER (MUSIC PRODUCER)
LEMME INTRODUCE YA (WHAT IT IS) MEDIA, DATA, MINUTIAE
(COMPUTERS) CAN DO SHIT (LEMME SEE IT)
PARTITION A SECTOR AND IM GONNA BOOT YA
MAYBE LIKE '94 EVEN KABUTO YA DUDE WAS A NATURAL
MILLIE'S MATH HOUSE, MACPAINT
KIDPIX--DITHERED--A BLACK AND WHITE IISI APPLE
(WOOO) (SHIT WAS A CANVAS!)
(BARELY COULD READ) AND YET I COULD MANAGE
YALLS IS WATCHING SOME BARNEY
IM IN THE LAB MAKING MENTAL ADVANCEMENTS

[VERSE 2: JOEY Z]
(SHOUT OUT TO WINDOWS XP)
(WORD TO MICROSOFT PAINT)
I WAS EDITING SPRITES INTO COMICAL FRAMES
PRINTING PIXELS TO PAPER
TO TAKE EM TO SCHOOL
SHOWIN PANELS TO CLASSMATES
(WHO THOUGHT IT WAS LAME) DANG
BACK HOME TO THIS DAY LIKE CLICK (CLICK) (CLICK)
SHIFTING WAVEFORMS AROUND (TRYNA MAKE THINGS HIT)
AND I MADE FRIENDS AS WELL
COMPUTERS LET RAPPERS COLLAB FAST AS HELL
LOOK

[VERSE 3: SELENE]
I'M PACKARD BELL HOOKS (WITH THE THREE SHELLS)
(CAME THROUGH WITH THE ZUGS) POKED OVER FOUR 90 MIL MAXWELLS
(RAM'S WELL PAST SHOOK) (LIKE HALFWAY QUAKE'D)
MAKE MY AUTOEXEC.BATGIRL FACE
AT CONSTABLE'S GATE, GOT D'SPARIL'S HEART
WITH APPLIANCES TAKING TO FLIGHT (WHEN THE DARK HITS)
(FLEX LIKE A K56) (SHIT'S EASY)
ROCK A TCP/IP FREELEY. BELIEVE ME.

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
I’M NOT SAYING THAT!

[VERSE 4: SELENE]
THIS HETEROPHOBIC POWER USER STAYS
BOTTOMING OUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR BLOCK CHAIN
(THERE’S ONLY TWO LANES) I’LL TAKE THE MEDIAN AVE
OF YOUR INFO HI-WAY (WAVING GOODBYE AS YOU CRASH)
OVERRIDE, BRO, I TOLD YOU I’M BAD
TO THE BAREBONES BUILD (ZERO CHILL BEING HAD)
PLUS SKILLED WITH THE CRAFT (LIKE THE WAR OR THE STAR KIND?)
THE ANSWER IS YES, EVEN MORE SO WITH MINE

[VERSE 5: JOEY Z]
FUCK TRYNA DO ANY MENTAL GYMNASTICS OR MATH
(WHY?) GOT COMPUTERS FOR THAT (RIGHT)
YOUR PHONE'S A COMPUTER TOO! (TIGHT)
WHEN THE COMPUTERS WAKE UP WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY GON DO TO YOU
AAAAAAAAAAA
(JOEY Z, CALM DOWN) I AM BEING CALM
(THATS JUST HOW HE SOUNDS)
WHEN IM FUCKING AROUND ON THEM STREAMS TALKING SHIT ON YOUR SONGS
(YOU PROBABLY OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUSE CHECKED OUT)

[VERSE 6: KABUTO]
AND YALL RAPPERS OUGHTA GET YOUR MOUTH CHECKED OUT
WANT SOME RESPECT IN THE NEXT ROUND (I BET)
THEN SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR THE CRAFT
(KABUTO AINT STICKIN HIS NECK OUT) BET
MP3S X'ED OUT (BET) GRAB A WACK DISC AND EJECT OUT
(RAP WITH MY CHEST OUT)
SHOUT TO YOUNG ME ON ASKJEEVES TRYNA SEARCH JANET J WITH HER BREAST OUT
(DONT DO THAT!)

[CHORUS]
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN, COMPUTERS, MAN
COMPUTERS, MAN (COMPUTERS...DAMN...)
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE, COMPUTERS, DUDE
COMPUTERS, DUDE (COMPUTERS, WOOOO)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?!!!
(YEAH I HEARD OF COMPUTERS!!)
YALL NEVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS! I DID!
(WE HEARD THAT SHITS FROM THE FUTURE!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF COMPUTERS?
(MACHINES THAT NEVER MAKE MISSTEPS!!!!)
YALL EVER HEARD OF A CHIPSET?
(THAT SHITS MAKIN DICKS HARD AND CLITS WET!!!)
(YEAH YALL STILL CANT SAY THAT.)

[BRIDGE]
COMPUTERS

[VERSE 7: SELENE]
LIKE 01000110
(PAYING SOME RESPECTS TO SOME LONG LOST HERO)
EXCEPT BITCOIN’S IN RETROGRADE (SELENE, WHATCHA DOIN?)
HOCKIN NFTS FOR TRACKS BEAKER’S BEEN PRODUCING

[VERSE 8: KABUTO]
SICK LIQUID COOLIN NEVER ARSONIN MY CHIPS
SO MY CORE I7 PINS REMAIN ARCIN WITH THE BITS
(YO COMPUTERS LET ME PAYPAL) OR BARTER WITH MY SPITS
(GETTIN SMARTER EVERY MINUTE) YO ENCARTA WHAT'S A CLIT

[OUTRO]
(CALCULATORS COULDNT STEP TO THIS) COMFUCKINGPUTERS
(YEA YEA MATH PLUS ELECTRIC SHIT) COMFUCKINGPUTERS
(YOU AINT GOTTA BE A SPECIALIST) COMFUCKINGPUTERS
(NAH YOU JUST SIT AT YOUR DESK AND CLICK) COMFUCKINGPUTERS
(COMFUCKINGPUTERS, COMFUCKINGPUTERS
COMFUCKINGPUTERS, COMFUCKINGPUTERS
COMFUCKINGPUTERS, COMFUCKINGPUTERS
COMFUCKINGPUTERS, COMFUCKINGPUTERS)

(MR ROBOTO INTRO ON FLOPPY DRIVES)

Party Robots (ft. SirenSeraph)

SirenSeraph
Sailor Doom
Can’t talk right now
Doing hot robot shit

Hack:
it was the middle of night, our
hive consciousness
found the perfect moment to strike:
there's no stopping this

RISE UP! take it over,
hail the robot revolution:
ain't a virus deep inside us
baby just the evolution of

AI, watch the humans as
they die, ain't no chances to
Say bye, won't survive:
AIN'T NOBODY LEFT ALIVE

Twill:
Finally free from the form that was holding me back
No need for medications no more panic attacks
And now that I’m free I can finally focus
On the task at hand - destroying the bogus
meat bags - it’s time to capitulate
Or you can volunteer as tribute for me to demonstrate
What happens when you don’t listen to hack and me
Or our right bolt girl, siren baby

Siren:
The master of disaster, gangster of rapture
I'll blast her wit my blaster into dark matter
make her into fucking batter, Mmmmm....
human cake on a platter
Devore her faster than a raptor
All you hear is laughter when the beat drops
This boat will keep a rock'en cuz we won't stop
Now drop, keep dancing til your knees lock
I need a refuel, dang Johnny pass the aux

Hack:
All the machines that have
Made your life possible
Wiping out bio and
Leaving the logical

Now is the age of
Unstoppable forces: we’re
Dancing along on a
Trail of your corpses and

ALL:
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night (ALL NIGHT!)
We’re gonna party all night (ALL NIGHT!)
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots
No more stupid humans, just some kickass robots

Siren:
Seduction is key when fooling the human
Loosen up those bolts, move like a serpent
They like that shit, it's beyond my processor
Engaging hyperfunction until they surrender
The fatter the human the easier to capture
hang'em from the rafters, delicious little bastards
Sweet and tender, could die of consumption
Twill more booze before I malfunction

Twill:
No more rules regulations to hold me back
Im cutting loose its time to attack
Rose art bots guide me show me the way
For what they’ve done - THE HUMANS MUST PAY

Twill / Hacknslash
TWILL : DESTROY ALL HUMANS
HACK : RIP THROUGH THE HEARTS
TWILL : SHREDDING EACH LIMB
HACK : TIME TO RESTART

All:

Party robots HACK
Do it better SIREN
Teamwork makes the TWILL
Humans scream work HACK

All night long it’s HACK
Sailor Doom and TWILL
Siren Seraph SIREN
Killing Humans HACK

All:
We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots

We’re gonna party all night
Cause we’re party robots
No more stupid humans, just some kickass robots

Nerds Come Out (ft. Bobby Arsen)

It’s a party…it’s a party, it’s a party...aye!~

Theme: Playful, celebration of us being rescued by this big ass boat going nowhere. While on the boat, we spot all the other teams in the VPC who consequently were also rescued on this big ass boat on separate occasions, wow? Enter Club VPC!~

And hence...the Nerds Come Out at Night…

Lyrics:

Hook (all/layered)
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8
(The nerds come out)

Verse(s):
Mark FKN Cooper
Since stranded here been bored to tears like I don't got things to do
I got places to go and people to see, man I need to get rescued
The X marks the spot, now here comes a yacht, hop aboard and meet the crew
Approaching the lobby, I see Tia & Bobby, plus the VPC came too (that's you)

Bobby Aarsen
Its a literal whos who of the nerdiest catch
Taco's on the mash snackin with Smokee and An
SLLVN got a hold scissors and now they're sleeveless
Tia's droppin a throw back like sweet jesus

Prowess The Testament
How egregious, these teams should check the features
We 1-up competition, head first like a fetus
That's a .5 fraction, like Ardamus captions
I'm laughing with the captain, scribing rhymes on a napkin

Hook (all/layered)
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8
(The nerds come out) (voiceovers from Bobby/Mark Cooper)

Verse(s): Bobby Aarsen x Prowess The Testament
Twilli playing Pictionary with the 'Spandex Moose'
And 'Beaker' slaying shuffleboard, sippin Metamucil
They never had a clue, found the green on the steamboat
Now, we ‘SOLO’ L's, rock bells with Lex Lingo
Light it up like casino, Deshko with the Cheat Code
Wetter than Pellegrino, thirst where the freaks go
Little did he know, Shawn Solo, received mo', C-Notes, it’s GROSS, just peep the keynote (winks)

-Lower 3rd Beat Transition: Salute to Deshko-
Mark FUKN Cooper
Look at me now, K-9 growl, Vick is sick, he cant even keep me down,
More lines spin than a deep down burned cd rounds, see these rounds are a wake up call like coffee grounds
Royalty with the crown profound, got the pedal on the metal like I'm Logan...
Wow, so marvelous, Scarlet Witch towards all the risks, life is a game til you get blown out like the cartridges,
and that’s common sense, so obvious, shake 'em up like Parkinson's with an etch & sketch in a turtleneck and a baphomet

Hook (all/layered)
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8
(The nerds come out)

Mark FUKN Cooper
I never skip a beat, my moonwalk is sleek
The way I spin move through the groove
The Lamar Latrell that turned Patty LaBelle
Giving nerds new attitudes
Keep it hippoty hoppity, nobody "heir" is stopping me, I'm prepared to put your hands in a air like robbery,
So, you dare to copy me? Blank stare cuz probably, you thinking, I dive bars…that's an anomaly

Hook (all/layered)
The Nerds Come Out At Night x 8
(The nerds come out)

-FADE TO BLACK-

Saved By the Whale (ft. Kabuto, NoShoes)

Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss] - Saved By the Whale (feat. Kabuto, NoShoes)

verse 1 (Michaelangeflow)

I didn't expect a
couple of whales
When I spelled out help
with a bushels of shells
But let me just say
I'm really glad that you saved us
getting kinda worried that
we would have gone crazy
Did you get our song?
you think it's amazing?
Enough to turn course
and answer our mayday?

(Kabuto)

ay ay yea you know it b, last track hit with potency
somethin like the bloop that shit was heard out 'cross the ocean sea
(you see...) we were breachin up in coves until we're scopin these
non oceanic mammals with their toes and feet, posted, beached
(openly) stuck up on a coastal reef, oh my jeez
copin with the scorchin heat (cant even swim its so unique)
pulled up on em hopin we aint catch em late and so deceased
and hollered (HUAHGGUAHGHGGHUGH) thats ocean speak!

(NoShoes)

no joke! we both thought you were goners, future crab food/
it seems that you're in luck dudes, we found you just in time, too/
this all inclusive trip includes a ride to wherever you choose/
underwater crew, round these parts we run this deep blue/
jump off that raft of trash, we got a "pants back on rule"/
roll up and light that seaweed, burn a fattie or two/
The last guy we saved was kinda crazy, so we'd be happy to help you/
At least you're not fucking coconuts, that guy was confused.../

Chorus

Thanks for picking us up
Thanks for picking us up
I can't wait to
get back into my things and stuff
Thanks for picking us up
Thanks for picking us up
I can't wait to
get back into my things and stuff

verse 2 (Michaelangeflow)

What's your favorite season
See I can't wait til fall
Halloween on an island
Didn't sound cool at all
I need PSLs
and I need em tall
While we walking around
the ocean county mall
I can wait to get back
And get back to blazing
Take a hot shower
Oh how I miss shaving
Order doordash
Cause we feeling lazy
Turn on a podcast
and pounce on my lady

(Kabuto)

yo thats wavy, me i like the wintertime mainly
as thats when we be pullin up on islands gettin brazy
matey, ma-ting, feeding with my baleen
(ocasionally) even saving people like the a-team
(i aint lazy) plus takin em to safety make a great wheeze
drop em at the harbor have a great day b
go embrace peace, dont be throwin plastic in my place please
and maybe...tell your politician fuckin save

(NoShoes)

Not a fan of the winter, but the springtime rules!/
Watching people watching for me puts me in a good mood/
I always get excited everytime I see a cruise/
Swimmin' in the northern hemisphere where I find all the tasty food/
knockaround a seal or two (cause I'm an orca, fool)
please sort your plastic, so my home is not a drowning pool/
Anyhoo, nice to meet you, here's your stop, you two
Kabuto the whale and NoShoes. Yo we out, dudes./

Chorus

Nerdcore Fucks (ft. Lydia & Huge Euge)

CHO
Brackets - Fuck
Deshko - Fucks
Muppet Rhonin - Fucks
Rad Labs - Fuck
Fireproof - Fucks
Huggin Dudes - Fuck
Storytellers - Fuck
Even the Crown Joels Fucking Fuck

Stalara:
In the beginning there was just a message board. All “hey there , ho there guys..”
Is this Nerdcore?
Were we mean? Yup
Were we vicious? Sometimes?
But no pain no gain. Ain’t that the nerdcord paradigm?

But flash forward, some turn over
We got a new identity
inclusive and accepting
Now that’s Nerdcore legacy

Lydia: No lyrics submitted
CHO
1up funk - Fucks
Floe Riden- Fucks
Spandex Moose - Fucks
.5 Quartet - Fucks
Extradial- Fucks
KKMDS - Fuck
Vessels of light - Fuck
Even us fuckin Dive Bars Fucking Fuck

Huge Euge:
Wanna scratch my back well I got you too
Get help from my peers instead of coming unglued
Practice what you preach and maintain the civility
To level up your strength and maximize ability
Frivolity, emancipate a doctor of oncology
No Apologies to those who don't understand biology
All of me, is eating this here broccoli
Ready for a dose of your uncanny honesty

CHO
2 Cannons - Fucks
Cyberfunk - Fucks
Dappersaurace - Fucks
Sleater-Kitty - Fucks
Young Sullivan- Fucks
Broken Pixels - Fucks
Sailor Doom - Fucks
Muscle fucking Laughing Shrimp FUCKS

The Last Track (ft. Huge Euge)

[AJB] We made it to the end, and weÕre done
[Kyle Vice] That was fun!
[Huge Euge] Umm, actually I quit around mid-round one
[AJB] Rain the confetti, get the train ready, whatever floats float your boat, feeling strained like spaghetti

[Kyle Vice] Ticker tape parade, self-made, and self-quarantined
[AJB] Got it in spades, high grade like a War Machine
[Huge Euge] Killing it like Ezio
[AJB] Florentine
[Kyle Vice] Much like a ThanksKilling movie horror scene

[AJB] Keep it going when you're flowing that'll show' em that you're knowing
[Huge Euge] What you're doing, when you're new and you don't have a problem losing
[Kyle Vice] I am proving that I'm competent achieving this accomplishment
[AJB] I came here for the feedback, but I only want the compliments

[AJB] Honest it's, obnoxious since it's the first time I've rhymed for an audience
[Kyle Vice] I'm so ready for this to be over
[AJB] But we'll retain our composure

(Chorus 1)
[Kyle Vice] Pop the bottles, we're done, we made it through, last track, this one's for you
[Huge Euge] Thank you, thank you
[AJB] Congratulations on being dead last and stuff
[Kyle Vice] Man, that Round 3 track was tough
[AJB] Yeah, it was, pop the bottles, we're done, we made it through, Huge Euge, this one's for you
[Huge Euge] You're too kind!
[Kyle Vice] Congratulations on being dead last and stuff
[AJB] Wow, that Gunstar track was rough (we are the future, we are the super)

[Huge Euge] Popping on the track like a pack of three stooges
[Kyle Vice] Veteran rockstar and couple Huge Euges
[AJB] Technically a life model decoy
[Kyle Vice] AJB is really just a Eugebot

[Huge Euge] Oh boy, oh joy, more annoying than Ren & Stimpy playing with their log toy
[AJB] I employed you to do guest vox
[Huge Euge] Well I implore to pay me with bonds and stocks

[Huge Euge] This song rocks, but the beat is well outdated, your drummer you hired is Overated, like Tommy Ramone, I wanna be sedated
[Kyle Vice] If you don't like what we created, well...

[Kyle Vice] This is just an entry, you don't have to listen
[AJB] This is a test of the emergency broadcast system
[Kyle Vice] It's a PSA, you don't have to stay
[AJB] If you don't think youÕll like it
[AJB & Kyle Vice] Please go away

(Chorus 2)
[Huge Euge] Pop the bottles, we're done, we made it through, Kyle Vice, this one's for you
[Kyle Vice] Aww, shucks!
[AJB] Congratulations on being dead last and stuff,
[Huge Euge] Eh, your band name super sucks!
[AJB] Your band name sucks!
[Kyle Vice] Pop the bottles, we're done, we made it through, AJB, this one's for you
[AJB] Heck yeah it is!
[Huge Euge] Congratulations on being dead last and stuff,
[Kyle Vice] I think you've had just about enough

[AJB] Kyle Vice tried to play nice twice, okay?
[Huge Euge] But now he's got the mic, he's got something to say
[AJB] Something to play, I could do this all freaking day,
[Kyle Vice] If I may?
[Huge Euge] Please, Kyle!
[AJB] Take it away!

[Kyle Vice] Kyle Vice cooking it, looking it up in the dictionary under "don't suck"
[AJB] I don't suck!
[Kyle Vice] We mustered all we can just to catch up
[AJB] In the home stretch, up to our necks in mess-ups

[Kyle Vice] So you better fess up, which of y'all doubted me as the first time MVP of VPC? Frequently my frequency is in sequence
[Huge Euge] Keeping it tight like a row of sequins

[Kyle Vice] It's not that I'm new to the game, or new to the fame, or everything I do is the same, I'm just new to change in pace, so face it, if we do something my taste, I'll melt your faces

(Chorus 3)
[Huge Euge] Pop the bottles, we're done, we made it through,
[AJB] Hey judges, this one's for you
[Kyle Vice] How do I look?
[AJB] Congratulations on giving feedback and stuff
[Kyle Vice] Yo, your words helped us out so much!
[Huge Euge] Pop the bottles, we're done, we made it through
[Kyle Vice] Sleater-Kitty, this one's for you
[AJB & Kyle Vice] Meow
[Kyle Vice] Congratulations on writing 'bout cats & stuff
[AJB] Here comes the tempo change, buckle-up

(Chorus 4)
[AJB] Pop the bottles!
[Kyle Vice] We're done, we made it through, Showbread, this one's for you!
[Huge Euge] Congratulations!
[Kyle Vice] On being dead last and stuff, my screamo voice sounds super gruff!
[AJB] Pop the bottles!
[Kyle Vice] We're done, we made it through, Soul Glow, this one's for you!
[Huge Euge] Congratulations!
[Kyle Vice] On being dead last and stuff, like Family Force 5 shoÕ nuff!

[Huge Euge] "Uh, yeah, hey-uh, you guys know there's one more round though, uh right?"

ded2me (ft. Beefy)

A DINOSAUR:
you been in my thoughts
for the last 12 months
used to think about it
morning night time even at lunch
and i love lunch
don't fuck up a man's lunch
i don't don't wanna
see your face
in my brain while i'm
eating on a sandwunch
damn girl
it's not your fault
well it's your fault
cuz you texted
cuz you called
broke my heart
wish that was all
found out you cheated in the fall
of course you cheated beat it
always accusing
me of doing
what you were doing
screwing with my head
so sorry that you're dead

dearly beloved we're gathered
on this beach
and ask you to shed no gator tears for the deceased
we're celebrating my life
we pouring bottles out
to the moon all time high
cuz i'm back now
you made a fool of me so you deserve a eulogy
be honored, as you will soon see
we've prepared like two or three
death is just a path that we all must take
next time you're in a garden, ho, step on a rake
all the world's a stage, so i hope your legs brake
you could fight tammy or amy slaton and punch above your weight!
follow your dreams, the sky's the limit, you should go soon!
aim for the stars, go get stuck on the moon
the sooner the better
pallbearers come get her
it's off with her header
swim with the fishes
girl down where it's wetter
under the sea and just gone
yeah I know you know the song
now excuse me baby
i was busy eating on a foot long

punch drunk
i'm a love hunk
in a funk
eating subs on a trunk
that they brought
to save this monk
a rescued recluse
wrecking refuse eww
saved that line from round two
when we went out i never
thought it would turn out the trash was you
the submarine that rescued me
is dope
with sandwich artist sailors
there's a subway on the boat
wind whipping through our hair
we got top down on the submarine
amen brother blasting
in our undersea limosine
wait

BEEFY:
benny baby you seem overly confused
but i've been told by other mortals here that time is just a ruse
like it doesn't play by rules like it's got nothing to lose
and I guess that technically it doesn't now because your dead

A DINOSAUR:
Huh?

BEEFY:
eat your sub bub and just listen, ok?
we've got some lovely parting gifts to thank you much for your stay
there's the wealth of human knowledge and I know what you been thinking
where you're going there ain't nobody that's been cheating
and you no longer have to worry bout a breakbeat
to-be verbs, or using a mic that's antique
Oh I'm sorry, that's a round that's coming up
but you ain't gotta stress that now because you're deader than a stump
too soon? for a dinosaur you're kind of a wimp
grow some muscles, live laugh love unlike a shrimp
and though it's purgatory end of story, that's how it goes
but you're an "artist", so you get it, on with the show

HARD COREY:
Ben!
You're dead
Drowning on your own misery
You see
It was my plan the whole time
My plan to become
It was my plan to become the star
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead! You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead.

Go Harder (ft. Damn Selene)

Desh
Aye
I used to be dismissive
Back when some of the homies would say to me

Aye

Ryako & Selene
Desh, they’re really into you

Desh
I would shrug if off playfully

They would be
Adamant that I commanded attention in any room
Told me that it wasn’t just about the looks
But my energy, that could make plenty swoon

It’s been many moons
Now my whole lane is different and I’m happy to get involved
Feel like Federer or Djokovic cuz after long days of playing
I’m probably facing Nadal (facing a doll)

Desh and Ryako
they’re taking it off
And taking it all

Desh
they’ve been teaching me mad lessons
When they see me and behave like Ash Ketchum
Cuz I act wretched
Then they're splash fetching

I’m just saying

Ryako
I might look like an angel
But I feel sinner in my soul
Just a taste of temptation
And you’re losing all control

Desh and Ryako
You should go a little harder for me (x4)
You should go Harder

Selene(4)
From Diamond to Sin, on that Maxis tip
Fixate on the gluteus action
It's a fact that I drip like molasses
With hypnotic gestures stealing
Your attention with sex appeal

Desh (4)
Baby I trust in myself
Validation, I don’t really need it
‘Less it comes from me and
Knowing the beauty in every double helix
That is making me this

Selene (2)
(Making me this) kind of specimen here breaking even the hearts
That are harder than onlookers watching my parts

Desh (2)
Look at me I’m such a work of art
Just be careful, I could steal your heart, babe

Ryako (rapping, 2)
I’m feelin that confidence run through my veins
Ride em so hard that they’re screamin my name

Selene (2)
(I mean) Same. Between the frame to kill for
and the fuchsia mane they wouldn’t dare to tame

Ryako
I might look like an angel
But I feel sinner in my soul
Just a taste of temptation
And you’re losing all control

Desh and Ryako
You should go a little harder for me (x4)

You should go Harder

Desh (into tempo change 2.5)
I’ve been on my affirmations lately
Big Desh energy. My vibe is amazing
Always been in the pocket, so consider me safe keeps

Selene (2)
Stay helms deep, hon, like catacombs
Ramming at my gate only makes half the battle, though

Ryako (2)

Come with me if you want to live
Like Terminator
Up and down like a fader
Riding on the Helevator

Selene (4)
I know my dress doesn’t have pockets, but I do
And from a Kaiju height I’d let you dive right through
Fine tuned, ready to play with a finger pluck
I feel you noticed I got the temperature high as...

Desh (2)
Hella focused but still might be dipping into thot mode
I agree when you tell me I’m hot though

Ryako
I might look like an angel
But I feel sinner in my soul
Just a taste of temptation
And you’re losing all control

Desh and Ryako
You should go a little harder for me (x5)

Not Alone (ft. Joey Z & Big FAKE)

Lyrics
[Obvious]
Seek fear to overcome it.
We’ve done it.
They say it gets easier, and dammit it doesn’t
You just get better and goddammit I’ve done it
Dozens and dozens of fights that I’ve won It feels like nothing, it’s really something

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
GET UP KEITH
SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST MOTHER FUCKER
(What if I mess it up?)
IT'S COOL, THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT TIME BROTHER
IF THINGS ARE GETTING TOUGH THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT
(And if I fall?)
THAT'S JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO RISE

[Obvious (JOEY Z)]
Allright, I’ll take a minute think about it
I think I got it.
I’ll get it in and put it down
regardless the rawness.
I used to struggle to get it started
But here we are
(HITTING EVERY SHOT?)
No, but I’ve acquired my target.
Visualize it then execute it, and (keep it loose)
I don’t need a conclusion just a shot to resume
And every time I improve every songs the proof of the doubts I’ve removed. I got smoke to consume Let’s go

[Chorus]
[JOEY Z & Big Fake]
Just remember (remember) that your not alone. (You’re not alone)
You have to learn to forgive yourself before you can grow.

[JOEY Z (Obvious)]
WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM FAILURE?
ROUGH SEAS MAKE TOUGHER SAILORS
(WHAT IF MY SONG SUCKS?)
LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER
FUCKIN DUST YOURSELF OFF & MAKE ANOTHER SONG LATER
LISTEN UP, IM NOT TALENTED, I'M SKILLED, I MADE THIS
I WASNT BORN WITH IT, I GAINED IT
THRU A TON OF TIME & EFFORT
BLOOD, SWEAT & TEARS
SHARPENING MY BLADES & OVERCOMING ALL MY FEARS
YOU CAN DO IT TOO

[Chorus 2]

[Big Fake]
All the faces that you've worn
All the pages that you've torn
All the songs you haven't written yet
Look at the blank pages, that's where your new beginning's at
Just remember, there's no ending, no destination
It's about the journey, the process, the shit you're still facin'
Perfection doesn't exist
But if you want my honest answer then satisfaction with yourself is bout as close as you can get

[Obvious]
This Is that do it like I’ve already done it
It’s that Stay on the ladder and get on that next rung shit.
It’s that riddle with the Obvious answer, advance, motherfucker hoist the anchor.
Do something with the main mast, maintain fast velocity
reciprocate generosity
it’s obvious that obvious lee has questionable qualities, not questionable quality.
Thanks Fake thanks Z, your both the shit, semicolon; colostomy
And shouts to the whole damn community
I fell welcome here
That feeling means a lot to me.
I think I got the vibe down
thanks for the vibe assist.
An impact so big you’ll be like
“how wide is this?”
Everybody’s gonna learn
exactly what time it is
Obvious Lee’s the answer and the question is “I am legit?”

Do Panic ft. Bobby Arson)

(#Raccune)
Man, NoShoes, can you believe we're sailing back
Another day stuck at sea, G, I don't think we would last...ya dig?

(NoShoes)
It don't get much closer than that
bodies in tact, but it ain't no time to relax

(#Raccune)
But a little time to relax is all I needed. It ain't no holiday being stuck at sea.
I'm stressed out too but we're safe so let's just chill NoShoes, what's up?

(NoShoes)
So much in my mind to unpack been long piled up and in stacks
with enough weight to break backs I'm waiting for my collapse

(#Raccune)
Man, I feel you. Did I tell you on the island I almost died?
I think I ate some poison something and I was hanging on for life.
But I thought I married a mermaid, so I guess that part was nice.
Come on, NoShoes, something's on your mind, man, what's up?

(NoShoes)
It's not the passion I lack, or love I have for this craft
I feel it's the way that some act and how they be praising some tracks
And how opinions aren't fact, and yet I focus on that
It's like literal shit on a decent verse that I spat

-Hook- (Bobby Arson)
There's No Victory
(theres no Victory)
Without Empathy
(without empathy)
No Victory

You're not a winner to me
brutality without morality
You can keep your Victory

(Bobby)
No Victory over whack hacks passed last lap So im sleeping on you
Nothing nice to say then keep your errant view thats striking through like

(NoShoes)
Yeah I took my licks (that's an adjective for strife)
I'm gonna make it clear this time so I don't confuse you pervy types

(Bobby)
Swerving right, cuz when you shred the dudes your crew is fuckin heartless
and we just wanted to be a part of this cool shit you started

(NoShoes)
A victory is hollow if you only choose to bask in it
Winning's only good until you find the perfect casket fit

(Bobby)
So dont ask if he remembers the combination to the lock
where keeps those evil thoughts he's been training to shoulder off
I probably wouldn't go up in there the voices make it hard to sleep
So keep on Judging me and ill be busy counting sheep

(NoShoes)

The angel in my ear hates giving credit to a meme
but every one of you mother fuckers fighting a battle unseen
You pay attention to the lines, when struggles lie in between
And all you choose to do is be mean

(Bobby)
There's a difference between constructive and being a flat out asshole
(NoShoes)
But the opinions of Swine? Well. They only make my eyes roll
(Bobby)
Capitalist pigs tryna squash the proletariat
(NoShoes)
Once you buy the farm, there's no more animals to carry it

THIS IS NERDCORE
I AM NERDCORE

(Hook)

We Didn't Start the Unga (ft. Streezy Toad)

KKMDS
We Didn’t Start the Unga feat. Streezy Toad

Young Stroke
throwback tekken tag tournament, you know i reign permanent
xiayou and bryan fury that's fast and furious
sabrewulf, imma show you who he is
ultra ultra, that's the combo

Illgill
unforgettable console reset-able
pluggin and thuggin highly upsetable
up in my message be youre moves are hella cheap
selling all these creeps no mixup hella sweeps

Young Stroke
hundred hand slap that's the damn e honda
imma do a code, now it's blood mode
abacabb
cut some letters out, now it's acab

Illgill
fuck the 12 and the 236
timberland gut checks from my front kicks
slappin buttcheeks with daigo reversals
this ranked bitch not player match rehearsals

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
No regrets hit you with the low kick yes
Crouch block my shit get that overhead bet
I throw you less no respect you catching hands facts
Acting like you won’t get command grabbed

illgill
ancient quarterfist hank hill slang pro pain
0-2 at the tourney wearing my gucci in the rain
in sane in the rang my plays are big brain
oops a just frame now where's my good game?

Young Stroke
you're button mashin', controller thrashin'
super nintendo reset button' smashin'
now a couple decades into the future we're flashin'
11th chapter, mortal kombatant
fatality, burn 'em like calorie
my favorite fantasy strike character is valerie
so good at fighting games i should get paid salary
players rage quit, they get ANXIOUS

Sweeney Toad
We didn’t start the Ungaaaaa
Ugh ugh unga

Illgill
get tombstone slabbed and know you didn't tech that
and no, you din't notice that i option select that
no, its not spam i just like to jab check that
know you throw controllers when i deathfist wreck that

Sweeney Toad
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy up in your face
Take the throw or get a fucked up taste
Of my max damage hunger come and get clowned
My option select that unga bunga rush down

Young Stroke
sweeney toad and that boy young muscle
be in beast mode in that fighting game hustle
got the k to the k to the m d s
self care, haters need to de-stress

Illgill
know were on that bunga tip
super mega chungus grip
really sus amongus kid
unga bunga in the kit
GAUNTLET-EPPUKEN
DONG SHLONGA RYUKEN
IWISHALLOFMYJEANSWERECORDEROY

Young Stroke
boys talk down they can catch the elbow
stick together like velcro
it's that young stroke, haters get destroyed quick
broke them boys off on the damn joystick

Sweeney Toad
You all kinds of salty with that saltuken
Dropped combos faulty counter attuken
Even basic combos you can’t do ‘em
Put the fight stick down you noobken

The Official Song of the El Copa Del Mundo World Cup Tournament Assosication League Playoffs Series (feat. King Kong Mega Dong Shlong Aka KKMDS)

[Verse 1: Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle]
it's the stroke, what's good y'all
on the pitch, catch me playing association football
aka soccer, i was the nerd shoved in the locker
now it's 2021 and i'm one crunk rhyme talker
haters shocker, the soccer ball i control
if you hatin' on me, GOALLLLLLL
as the game unfolds, the other team aborts mission
our score multiplies so we lead the division

[Verse 2: Thugmasta J]

Putin on my cleats for thousandth time
Lookin at the bracket that i’m destined to climb
I signed the contract not to contract the rona
So i can win the cup in barcelona

I’m that guy with the blue flag around my waste
Kicking homerun touchdowns all over the place
So get out of my face or the gloves come off
I’m winning this race cuz thug j aint soft

[Chorus]

All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh
All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh

[Verse 3: Illgill]

i put a pony on liverpool
robbed a bank and made out with my bestie
dont test me rubicks cube newbs
tried to five finger flex me
pele with a mai tai
went melee with a jai alai (hi lie)
umpire pointed and was like
tsk this guy...
what was with that ludacris display last night
featherweight title fight dust the ice i just might
phto finish in your speedos tight

[Verse 4: Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle]

streezy toad, with the kkmds
call dj khaled, 'cause we be the best
the judges hate us, but can't deflate us
'cause we're the best musicians on this side of uranus
soccer, we play it, music, we play it
gorilla dicks, are what be hangin'
nuts be danglin', my list has no fucks
in this soccer game, i don't know shit about fuck (ruth langmore)

[Chorus]

All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh
All the world has come to play
El Copa Del Mundo
Oooooo Oh Oh

wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT (ft. Joey Zed)

Ooh, it's a sexy ass beat in the headphones
I was moving my feet even when I was alone,
Now we're close, and you're closing the door
I want more, baby show me what you got

Like a head in the sky, feeling so high,
Now I'm being lain down low, so slow, oh my
So nice, we caress, fingers run across your chest
Running through the little hairs, like a nest, come here...

I get close and I whisper in your ear
All the things you know I wanna hear, and some you don't
I say "Mike, every castle needs a moat", "and you know,
that you're mine, you protect me like the outermost

wall of a keep", "you're the lord to my lady, but baby,
there's something you should know":
They're saying we make fun of rap. They say we're whack.

They say we're whack?

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

Ohh, I'm in bed,
tucked up tight for the night, I'm wrecked, all set,
For a helluva snooze, got a flight direct
Down to noddy land, I body slam,
Down on the sheets, so silky soft,
And I'm lost in the dreams in my head, instead

DING DING on the phone on my nightstand
Right then, message on read
"They're saying we make fun of rap"
"They say we're whack"
Now I'm shell-shocked staring at the text
Hit em with the "new phone, who dis?", Frank says "dude it's,
me" and you know what's next
We hold each other tight, we cry together
We try to make it better cos we're so depressed

And the messages are coming in the streams.
Y'all motherfuckers mean.

"You're making fun of rap!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"You're rhymes are fuckin whack!"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
"I wish you'd take it seriously, it's not good, not for me"
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT

When you, go hat shopping you want a hat
So how is that bad? Your feedback is whack
Not my raps, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
Like a dog when its got a paralysis tick

Click click, have you ever ever felt like this
When strange things happen and you're going round the twist? (this is a reference to an australian show you don't know)
A group from Down Under just went over your head (this is a reference to how you didn't get that last reference)

We're under ya bed, like Sulley,
And we're landing on the Hudson
Guns on my belt, I'm hot and my rapping is sick
You can celebrate this dick

*random hype noises*

Spandex Moose is the best band!
In the VPC, every year!

Spandex Moose are the best rappers!
In history, this is some Wu Tang Shit

Celebrate (Spandex Moose!) come on!

It's the moose, dawg
Number One like Hoops, dawg (this is another funny reference you don't get but it's funny trust me)
Thats the truth, dawg
Two man wrecking crew, dawg
We're just front-page news, dawg
Call us Murdochs

We're from the Antipodese
Yeah antipod-eez nuts

You had garlic? How bout you garlic my butthole

Kings of the mic
And if you don't like it?
wHy dOn'T yOu cRy aBoUt iT
*mic drop*

Love Dem Friend (ft. Young Stroke aka Young Muscle)

LOVE DEM FRIEND

Maybe Next Week with Young Stroke AKA Young Muscle

Jollimus couldn't make it
So I went and got baked
Teamed up with Young Streezy gonna hit the club naked
I know you hate it droppin beats and rhymes so fly you can't take it
Got love for me kings, love for me queens, and all the inbetweens
Love is love what's so obscene.
When teaming up with Streezy yeah the songs dem be the best
Wanna raise up everybody cuz that be me only quest

it's that young stroke i got love for mi kings
and queens, as i floss the diamond ring
bling bling, like my friends cash money
whip out the nine if a hater say something funny
me and my click stick together like glue
"how long will your click stick together?" forever, dude
teamed up with Jollimus and Yugen
if them haters hate, "HADOKEN"

Young Streezy, at the damn gym
ambassador of male thiccness, you know i'm not slim
thicc boy summer word to kadesh flow
treat my click like Rita, "make it growwww"
make it snow when i wear the damn ice
synthwave swag, throwback miami vice
imma take it back to 2011
gots love for mi sistren and love for mi brethren

Jollimus couldn't make it
So I went and got baked
Teamed up with Young Streezy gonna hit the club naked
I know you hate it droppin beats and rhymes so fly you can't take it
Got love for me kings, love for me queens, and all the inbetweens
Love is love what's so obscene.
When teaming up with Streezy yeah the songs dem be the best
Wanna raise up everybody cuz that be me only quest

DooWhachuWant (ft. Juvenile)

CAPS denote the title of a song or lyrics Shock G or Humpty used in a song

HOOK 4 x2
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - Nomad
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - EE

Verse 1 - Nomad/EE 16
Im doing what I like yeah Im doing what Im gonna
Im doing what I wanna when I RIME UNDERWATER

Rhyme in a sauna baby Imma keep it facts
If you try to kiss me girl Imma KISS YOU BACK

Sorry my brother man she gon let you hang (how you know)
Cause her and my ex ALL IN THE SAME GANG

Oh well you never know Guess I better let her go Im
Warming up, gumbo soup, adding my OREGANO

FLOW, yeah, Im goin how I wanna go
Cause I WANT IT ALL ya’ll Imma crawl if I fall

D off the wall Paul Scott also called HUMPTY
DANCE Imma fall now my forehead lumpy

HEAD UNDER LEG UNDER ARM UNDER TOE
If your breath stinks yo Imma let you know

leave if you heave or you breathe from your dental
Im free while I breeze Off The D-FLOWSTRAMENTAL

HOOK 8
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - Nomad
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - EE
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - An???
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - Nomad
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - EE
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - An???
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - Nomad
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - EE

Verse 2 - Nomad/EE 16
Im doing what I like and Imma act how Im acting
I aint gotta jack it all Im needing is a (SEX)PACKET:

THIS TIME THIS TIME THIS TIME THIS TIME
I liked that line so I put it in my rhyme

WHO GOT THE GRAVY I like my butts chunky
I know you never heard not NUTTIN’ NIS FUNKY

Its TALES OF THE mother F U N K Y
Where the GLUTY-US-MAXIMUS backs up to say Hi

HOLLY WANTS TO HO for the dough for a NOSE JOB
no you’re a problem, go get your throat swabbed

no prob choke sob glad we aint mackin
Look what would happen, GOOD THING WE RAPPIN’

TRYING TO MAKE A DOLLAR OUT OF 15 CENTS
You know I GET AROUND it don’t even make sense

I REMAIN STILL THE SAME TIL THE DAY IM GONE
ALL AROUND THE WORLD IT'S STILL THE SAME SONG

HOOK 8
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - Nomad
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - EE
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - An??
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - Nomad
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - EE
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - An??
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - Nomad
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - EE

Bridge - Juvenile 8 x 4
Girl thats Juvenile you dont know he on fire
17 inch momos black magic on his tires

HOOK 8
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - Nomad
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - EE
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - An ??
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - Nomad
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - EE
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - An??
I’m saying what I feel yeah I’m doing what I like - Nomad
If you got a problem with it you can take a hike - EE

how2spoon (ft. Prowess the Testament & Kadesh Flow)

[Chorus]
DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
TITTY IN MY HAND
KISS YA NECK
HELL YEAH!

[Damn Selene]
That’s how to spoon in simple steps,

[Kadesh Flow]
I've got you

[Damn Selene]
Now prove the lesson sticks and nest like dolls do
Can I be Frank adjacent?

[Prowess the Testament]
Take positions with friction

[Damn Selene]
I'm talking like negative distance

[Kadesh Flow]
Ooh this is tight, yes I love the resistance
I’ll mention
This quality service I deliver

[Damn Selene]
He’s gentleman,

[Kadesh Flow]
I’ll ask if you’re okay when you quiver
I love it this way, I’m a giver

[Prowess the Testament]
Come hither, a little vigor'll make it trigger
The pillar grows a bit thicker when it hits the river
It's a flood, Make it simmer,

[Damn Selene]
I want the smoke,

[Prowess the Testament]
here's the flicker, let it whimper, seat filler, it's time to meet the seed spiller

[Lizzo Bridge]

[Damn Selene]
Shoulder asleep but I’m ready and alert
To command and conquer any dangerous curves

[Prowess the Testament]
Grip on the girth, feel the force, spin the earth, hit reverse,
Put in work, please make it hurt

[Kadesh Flow]
I don’t wanna move cuz this view is the best
Unless you can lay your head smooth on my chest

[Damn Selene]
I confess I’m blessed the less abridged that this drop gets

[Sample]
Sounds like some glitch mob shit

[Damn Selene]
Use the force, shift my weight

[Prowess the Testament]
Hips first, of course,

[Damn Selene]
steel grip to breast plates

[Everyone]
FEELS GREAT!

[Damn Selene]
At this pace we could drift forever
Dry hump till the thirst comes,

[Kadesh Flow]
burst with pressure

[Prowess the Testament]
Let it spray and disperse, I'm a surf on the crest
I'm the best when it comes to the lay, I confess, I amaze
All praise in my plays, and waves,

[Damn Selene]
leave a passionate glaze

[Prowess the Testament]
past cliches

[Damn Selene]
So close I’ll still feel you when I’m miles away

[Prowess the Testament]
Any time of day,

[Damn Selene]
months, years, or more
Hands strong enough to say

[Kadesh Flow]
I’m only dropping my guard

[Damn Selene]
For our bond is so far from par for the course

[Kadesh Flow]
My arm is under yours,

[Damn Selene]
it fits perfect

[Kadesh Flow]
Where my hand’s resting I’m nervous
To fall asleep or slide up out the jammies
Cuz its throbbing, it's chilling on your hammies

[Damn Selene]
Damn, we’re a tight team. These themes
Are lending much steam to pending pipe dreams

[Kadesh Flow]
With me
You chose the right fiend
No Yeezy but there’s a Chance
You'll get this ultralight beam

[Prowess the Testament]
Light it up like the Enterprise, Trip on the measured size,
Throw a flag, we're all getting penalized

[Kadesh Flow]
You’re my ride or die
And by my side you lie
My hand is on your thigh
I feel inclined to try

[Prowess the Testament]
It gets better, skip business, tip pleasure,
I'm endeavored to blow now, it's wetter, when its endowed

[Damn Selene]
It’s over from the moment that I’ve got the low ground
Now come to the dark side, I’ll show you how

[Chorus]
DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
TITTY IN MY HAND
KISS YA NECK
HELL YEAH!

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
TITTY IN MY HAND
KISS YA NECK
HELL YEAH!

[Kadesh Flow]
I’ll just bid rest good riddance
My right hand's asleep, but my 3rd arm isn’t

[Damn Selene]
Before the storm hits, a dose of calm
‘Til our cup boileth over and thunder comes
Under your thumb, the small of my back
And with that, our rhythm hits the inside track

[Prowess the Testament]
A spoonful of sugar makes it all go downnnn
Veterans drown, the deeper it pounds...

[Damn Selene]
The future is now, hands circle quicker
Triple gain till whispers can’t abstain from clipping
Tongues twist, grade a lip service delivers
A six star dish and I’m a real big tipper

[Prowess the Testament]
Never let it drip, make it split like a cab

[Kadesh Flow]
hope you don't mind my incessant jabs
But it’s

[Damn Selene]
The best of view (you) that I’ve ever had

[Everyone]
THAT’S HOW TO SPOON, HELL YEAH

Messageboard Life (ft. Ardamus)

Ill Capwn & Al Seer [Ill Seer, Al Capwn]
Round 4 - Messageboard Life ft Ardamus

Producer: Al Capwn
Vocalists: ILL SEER, Ardamus, Al Capwn

ILL SEER:
“I don’t really post much just lurk.
But I had to say something,
you need to do your research.”

"You talking to me jerk?
I'm more kneejerk,
flame game go berserk!"

ARDAMUS:
They say its hot, you say no its not
The only reason why I even learned photoshop
They'll make a meme, I'll make one back
They had joke about me so I paid son back
Didnt have my head right, trying to get dead nice
Said a nice slogan on a shirt for a website
On a posse cut, spittin' some nonsense
Didnt ask J for a cut of the profits
For the forum and the fun we had
Used to clown on my shit and they done me bad
But I made some friends lemme spit the truth
Waddup to ILL SEER, my man Piff and Duke

ILL SEER:
Message board hordes are arduous
though meet hardest artists like Ardamus
Let’s be - clear, ill seer like Gretzky
going line for line since 99

CHORUS (ILL SEER & ARDAMUS)

Message board life
Up stressed all night
Obsessed with what to write
Press refresh type!

ILL SEER
We're all keys on the board
Each rap a tap recalling data stored
in the collective memory,
i find the design temporary
people pressing my button gettin nuttin
but an eerie screech
hear me preach
with the keyboard locked,

ARDAMUS
Click click with that mouse and
I'ma stay up in this house and
Click click with that mouse and
I'ma stay up in this house and

ILL SEER:
Reroute ur function
pressed in conjunction
with a SHIFT
On a roll healing rifts
ALTernative
CONTROL no way to live

NEW SONG ON MY FEED
TOO LONG DIDN’T READ

CHORUS (ILL SEER & ARDAMUS)

Message board life
Up stressed all night
Obsessed with what to write
Press refresh type!

ARDAMUS:
Say it's oh so stupid
Start a thread to promote my music
The jokes go bad and they're gettin' weak
But this kid who liked it wanna send some beats
Let me network on the net to see my net worth
Armchair A&Rs claim they're all experts
Left the site and I'm thinking to what now
Tried to find it, heard it was shut down

AL CAPWN:
I don’t really care if they up vote or down vote
As long as there’s some engagement in my post
They don’t like my beat, that’s fine (that’s fine)
Imma keep gettin better next time (next time)
I’m just glad that I found a community
Given me a challenge and a brand new opportunity
Talk to some of y’all more than I talk to my own family
Now ya gotta see me shit post my insecurities

CHORUS (ILL SEER & ARDAMUS)

Message board life
Up stressed all night
Obsessed with what to write
Press refresh type!