Round One
Anything But the Hero
3 minute maximum length
Vocalist Challenge(s):
rap from a fandom perspective that is NOT the hero
use multis
Producer Challenge(s):
use vocalist sfx or clip built into the beat
sample the source material
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Sort You Out .5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus]
Sort You Out
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character: The Sorting HatThis one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith.
Sorting gang. We're the worst.[chorus] x2
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out.
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about.
How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds?
See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house.[verse 1]
I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions
and send you reeling into the field I've chosen.
Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion.
I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient.
I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams
and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens.
These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes.
My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams.
And Dumbledore...
Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door?
Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless
and looking away when children perish
in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost
with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes?
I put him in with confidence
that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence.[chorus] x2
[verse 2]
Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers?
'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers.
My best sponsors are mindless wanderers,
floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures.
Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies
and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories.
Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece,
but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets.
Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty
I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree.
The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize,
categorize and emphasize the differential lines.
Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus,
and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis
share an important link, and other sordid things.
It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...[chorus]
[outro variant]
If I can sort you in then I can sort you out.
You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about.
How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds?
See, you're taught to be naughty...-
Be More 1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot]
Be More
Fandom: Adventure Time
Character: BMOIntro – Narrator: This little living computer game system is BMO. My information doesn’t
seem to say wether they are a he, or a she, just BMO. Oh well.BMO: Who wants to play Video GAMES?!?! Check it out Ya’ll.
CHORUS
When it gets hard to fight
there's nothing left to fear
They'll never turn out my light
I'll always be right hereVERSE
Well I'm,
Usually confusedly miss-gendered as a dude you see
Oops a Dees-y seems he's a she
She, snoozily approves being believed to be a summary of these;
Male female and a dissociative identityAttendency is rendering me mentally free
to achieve my dreams and schemes
and to be the side kick I'm meant to beShit sent from me directly behind
A human centipede extensively entering blind
on some adventure timeCHORUS
When it gets hard to fight
there's nothing left to fear
They'll never turn out my light
I'll always be right hereResigned and inclined
I’ll find time to unwind
I'm designed to align your dexterity and your grindIt's a synch in a pinch
You glimpse and make it simp for a
Hit of the shit on my circuitry unit
working these movementsI'm a tag along sang a song bang a gong vagabond
hanging on to every last wrong
and it makes me strongPower on for the people, not Jesus, Not evil
Im BMO no EGO no Gender No equal
BRIDGE
I'm not broken robot
Just need a technician with a soft spotWhatever comes next
We'll be together on a mission an adventureWe will fight for us
With everything we can never gonna give upThank you for my strength
And making me as strong as I was meant to beCHORUS ABRIDGED
When it gets hard to fight
Just need a technician with a soft spotThere's nothing left to fear
We’ll be together on a mission an adventureThey'll never turn out my light
With everything we can never gonna give upI'll always be right here
BMO: I Love you too, Goodbye!
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In Memoriam of Flotsam and Jetsam 2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX]
In Memoriam of Flotsam and Jetsam
Fandom: The Little Mermaid
Character: UrsulaIntro:
Come with me down below
Sink into my catacombs
See how deep you will go
find the spot you'll call home
forevermoreVerse 1:
This is Armageddon, be ready when karma beckons
This class is now in session, you need to learn your lesson
This Queen is not from heaven, but divine in my confessions
This connection of rejection has lead to my transgressions
You think you have control over how my life would go
You thought I would rot in your exiled onslaught
You think I'd be controlled by such veil souls
You thought you got the villain, [laugh] I think notHook:
Enter my Leviathan
Won't you explore deep within
Don't be shy, Just let me in
Come and let us taste your sinVerse 2:
Poor little creatures you are all now my possessions
Unfortunately your saviour will have to witness this lesson
Souls eventually endure tension, Seven, controlled like weapons
Nereid was my profession until you Sirened my aggression
Sweet child, it could be undone, but that's no fun, it's just begun
Flotsam, Jetsam, My poor henchmen, your defeat will be complete
My screams will leave you deafened, your souls are mine to keep
Remember this is Armageddon, now children it's time to eat-
T Anti Hero [BVNE, El Diaz]
T
Fandom: Resident Evil
Character: Albert WeskerI know these noises of the dead are not the voices in my head
Keeping focused, staying stressed
Till they all get laid to rest
Is the T the violence virus? I'm the monster making bets
No solace sirens, silent tyrants celebrate with death (hey)
You are alone
Floundering in my control
You won't be making it home
Losing your soul
This mansion is more than I've shown
I'll lead you off on your own
Use you for combat data with no one to save ya
My experiments will chase ya, waste ya, taste ya flava
"Everyday, humans come one step closer to self destruction"
In many ways, I'm here to save them
They cannot see that they're puppets
And I alone, the master might control the world, I'm after
Global dominance, with power I'll evolve the bastardsPull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see, what I've done with T
Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see, what I've done to meInfect myself, I am no longer a human being
I am all powerful, I'm something you have never seen
This betrayal is the start, now you'll see the pain
"Sure, I'm not human anymore, but (just) look at the power (I've) gained!"Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see what I've done with T
Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
I don't think that they see what I've done to me-
Space Seed [#%^] [MessiahCarey, Jared Sparks]
Space Seed
Fandom: Star Trek deep cuts
Character: Khan Noonien SinghSPACE SEED
[#%^]Woke up, knife to the docs throat
No fucks, others might have lost hope
But i’m a product of the best of the 90s
And I got the best of the best behind meA descendant of the remnants of the great clans
I like a brave man who can make plans and take stands
A depraved band of snake hands won’t make it very far
In the these great landsGreat lands in need of a new make of a man
That’s me, you can check your fuckin brain scans
Before i burn your stuff into a waste land
I will learn enough to turn your luck quicker than fate canTen times your strength and my mind’s intense
End of the line been to the vine
Grew into wine, i spent a lifetime
Then i went on take whatever is mine by divine intent
That’s everything
And now time is bent in my favor
You were not meant to understand my behavior
My awful capers from the past will make me an awesome savior
For your own sins and perversionsHistory repeats itself, who wins in this version?
Khan
I can only give you a hint of the burden of what it is to be a superior build build of a person-
A.L.L.A.H. Broken Pixels [Nomad, Equivalent Exchange]
A.L.L.A.H.
Fandom: Attack on Titan
Character: attack titanVerse
Im your salvation, the future of humanity
,Ever since creation I maneuvered fuh yuh freedom
Im the suture for your sanity, Im the one you needing
when yo dreams succumb to gravity, nopeifying homicideby open-wide, groping to keep hope alive, oversized
Immortalized, patricide pacified, dopamine
RUSH more potent than the dhovakin, no mercyI,
KillMYenemies BYanymeans, welcome tothe game, everybody is the same but I shift
and I’m different, go berserk and go to work like a doctor,
leave em looking awkward, kick em like its soccer
Imma keep emhumble, before they start to rumblethe titan shinigam, hands blam like a mini-gun,
Theres so many gone, aint taking shit from anyone,
Theres so many wronged, Im the storm before the calm
Giving hypersonic alms with open hand atomic palmsHook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)Verse
My people been herded, getting fat from preserves,
Heaven sent to devil bent, save the last for desert
Fortified, horrified, everybody sure to die
Because the one above us was thinking it’s deservedNow we brutalized, due to lies, even if we shoot em high
Moot applies, do or die, everyday is suicide
Lord have mercy who decides, its you and you and you and I,
This aint a place for pacifists, I like to bring the pain babyFueled by the slain yeah, I go against the grain hey
maybe I’m a masochist, I’m doing what Im glad to do,
I do it cause I’m mad at you, I dont need the gratitude
What you had for supper, is why you catching uppercutsI'm the funky child, born of the lords of the underground
What goes around comes around, When you hear the thunder sound
They getting torn to shreds, its why Im born and bred
Its karma for his mama but the dramas for my arm and legHook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)Bridge
I’m growing quick Im throwing shit cause we aint bout to coexist
Spit dripping from my lips while Im ripping through your clique
I plugged the hole up with a stone so they leave our ass alone
Now you aint gotta worry bout them coming to ya home
And once I put that armor on aint nobody harmin yall
You aint getting eaten once Ive beaten and defeated em
They’ve bitten off your arm leg leg arm head
And I aint gonna stop til every one of them is deadHook x4
They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
(They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)-
Gunstar Yellow Chip & Tune Res-Q Rangers [AJB, Alex is Free]
Gunstar Yellow
Fandom: Gunstar Heroes
Character: Ginstar YellowFixed shot or free shot, I'll pull you outta that tight spot,
What I've got is skills to pay the bills, never much for that time cop
Stuff, my family more does than enough to keep our planet safe,
Of course I'm sure that's what they said about Gunstars 1 through 8In the Gameboy Advance, I got my second chance,
The Third Eye is semi-charmed, we got super-powers and loaded arms,
So we're bringing harm to the empire, chaser lightning and force fire,
General Grey better retire, we inspire that haywireDoc Brown runs the weapons, and I run the jewels,
And by jewels, I mean gems, so please don't be confused
I assist Red & Blue through each map and each level,
I'm in the details, guess that makes me the devilI'm the pilot, call me the captain, feeling pretty under control until it happens,
We sneak up behind you, ZAP! Then everything goes dark with your tracking,
I'm back in to navigating my heartbeat is palpitating,
That start button could start something but you don't want nothing!(Chorus)
We are the future, we are the super, so raise your glass here's to the blast, Gunstar Heroes
We are are the cavalry, we are primary, so place your bets, we are what's left, Gunstar HeroesMaria Hill of the 3YE, if you need help can count on me,
Got my headset so you best bet that my threat level is dead red,
I'm one part Bulma, two parts Sailor Mercury,
Don't let my big eyes fools ya. I'll tear you limb from limb mercilesslyMy sibling is gender fluid, non-binary so I've included
Their pronouns as they/them/theirs, Red is so debonair,
And my boy Blue is killing it with that sweatband, I'm feeling it,
If you take it off I'm stealing it, won't get it back so deal with itMy oldest brother was lost, he saved the world, but at what cost,
The price he paid was his life, he made the ultimate sacrifice,
Feeling like he betrayed us he killed the God who enslaved us,
Blew up his mech just to save us, so respect the peace he gave usThat giant boom made four new moons, five whoops I spoke too soon,
Each holds a gem tight, but the fifth doesn't look right,
That's no small moon, not tonight, it's the Empire's satellite,
So let's do what we do best: FIGHT!Chorus
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Valentine Detective Agency CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad]
Valentine Detective Agency
Fandom: Fallout 4
Character: Nick ValentineValentine Detective Agency
[VERSE 1]
Diamond City, you'll find him sitting, Shining pretty,
When crimes are fishy, he's diving in, and he's finding history,
Kinda shifty, your hidings shitty, I'll find it quickly,
I'm tired of quizzing, I fire em quickly, your fried and crispy
Harriet Tubman, I'm helping out with the railroad,
Carrying something, my trunk will fill up like J Lo
Anger the gunman, you making nothing but stale dough
Manage to touch em, I thump him, you go to jail bro,
The Institute, are just picking people to flicker through,
They quick remove, and replace them basically switcheroo
They taking ages, they send in agents I pray for you,
They breaking rules, this is blatant flagrant, I make em lose,
Rock bottom hurts its too drastic sober I'm henny slurping
Blue cotton shirts, cute fabrics woven, you jelly? Perfect
Too hot my circuits, are overloading with deadly serpents
You got some work then just pass it over to Ellie Perkins,[VERSE 2]
Be your companion from the dead zone to far harbour
Cyborg a stallion you dread chrome I'm far harder
All hope abandoned when heads blown I'm part martyr
Too raw and handsome I'm well known, Travis Barker
I'm hacking terminals, ladies come get your private dick
I'm acting merciful, you maybe you shouldn't try it kid
I'm blasting murder you, no shading where the iris is
This man is versatil, get paid in cheques for finding shit,
My chest synthetic, I'll blow your head and I wont regret it,
You'll need a medic, get slowly deaded it's so pathetic
I'm more humane than this whole plane I'm empathetic
I'm super brave and I'm getting paid handfulls of credits
I'm at peace with, the vault loads of vagrants
Try be decent, we all glow the same kid,
Never bleeding, this cyborg is painless,
Its not a secret, because you all know my name is,-
Redd Is the New Green Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21]
Redd Is the New Green
Fandom: Animal Crossing
Character: ReddEverybody calls me Redd
But my favorite color is Green
Hit me with the bread
I hit you with a deal
It's a cousin thing
Just don't ask about the art smuggling
Full of surprises like Lupin
To get you the prices like Groupon
Crude, the way I wheel and deal
I'm droppin' clues
Might have more than one OG in Stock
if I'm in the mood
Swell, you want the statue?
Hit me with the bells then relax,
Check the mail tomorrow, I'll get back at you.Chorus:
I brought the deals
I'm saying Y'all
It's quite the steal.
Cop that piece if it's got you feelin feels
It don't matter if it's fake or if it's real cuz
x2Come a long way since the days of selling furniture
Now the title is "Fine Art Servicer"
Museum security staff murderer
I'm just trying to be a good merchant, sure
Took a tiny swerve in the curvature
Talk too fast might need an interpreter
Costs 2 grand and a spleen, it's worth it sir
Got curators feelin like they curse is cursed.Chorus
He's gettin unstoppable
Each mission impossible
Finally notice it's missin
I'm on my boat rollin' optimos
Just bought me a trolley, called it Code Redd
No we toppin' on Interpols most wanted
Criminal extraordinaire with savings as the aftermath
Stay outta the way or catch an elbow like I'm Cactus Jack
Got the goods locked in a safe but I'm crackin' that
Kraken of the seas, the Fox with a captains hat-
Show'NTell Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako]
Show'NTell
Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
Character: Jet BlackThey know me well
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeahIt’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeahYou’re in my space
Aye
This is my race
Aye
You will always be behind meDon’t talk to me like I’m mad
No no
Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
Don’t do itThat’s a throwback for ya
Forget what I can do and it could go bad for ya
Been in the trenches building a rep
You know why they call me black dog
Not because I’m savage with the ladies.
I won’t cap nah
But if you got baggage that you hate and
Need it tracked down
I got the squad to do it. It’s gravy
Put the cash down
AyeY’all hypin lil bro cuz he reckless
Okay
But we both borderline obsessive
Yeah
Look at me, I’m constantly progressing
He’s stuck in his past
And it’s sadThat’s why I’m the leader
I stay in my bag
I'm not the one. You gotta pay for the task
I’m Emeril Lagasse
If you in my posse
If you think I use too much flavor just askI stay on my Ragu I’m saucing
They know that it’s costly
To blip on my radar I’m fast
To turn a bounty into a pile of cash
Can’t trust many people
Cuz friendship is evil
like Udai. Betrayal, it seems like a Fad
Being naive costs and arm and leg
If you’re lucky you might add some shine from the trash
You’ll catch the blues trying to hide when we track
And it goes likeThey know me well
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeahIt’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeahYou’re in my space
aye
This is my race
aye
You will always be behind meIf you’re on my bad side I’m a shark
Always been paper first even for pleasure
Want full pockets like I hit Spiders from Mars
Sometimes your circle is brilliant
But take too many risks hold order in high disregardConstantly feel like I’m babysitting
Look I’m mean with the steel but I’ll slay the kitchen
Trip and I don’t need to act cause Faye can get you
Easy to feel secure when the lady’s Vicious
And that pun was intended
Respected so I just have fun with the systemPlus when I’m spittin
I glide on the track like it’s Astro (Astral)
Not talking bout Gate hackers. I’m past those
Grind hard. Look I hate slackers. I bag folks
Turn em in. Take the cake. After I dash though
Have fun. Raise the stakes. Gotta Make it stack mo’Might try to gamble with the Woolongs
You can’t even handle what my GroupOn
Not talking discounts either. Full price up front or you gone
You want beef I’ll give you bell peppers to chew onKeep it moving if you say my star could fall
I know losing people might be too hard for y’all
But I’ve been ditched I’ve been broken I’ve been scarred and all
Should have abandonment issues the way they’ve all run offBut I grieve when I grind
My heart’s gonna bleed every time
Til I find my peace still inside
That’s after I reach deep in my mind
My heart’ll catch the blues but I still remain a beast can't denyThey know me well
My rep precedes me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeahIt’s show and tell
When they see me
I’m the best at what I do
Get a clue
Yeah yeahYou’re in my space
aye
Shipping my place
aye
You will always be behind me-
Daddy Issues Dive Bars [Stalara, Myk Media]
Daddy Issues
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Character: The Black LadySo, I ran to the edge of a forsaken place. And took the hand of a man with a misshapen face. He spoke of infinite power, we remaking fates. Nemesis awaken and it awakened in me. Watashi wa Black Lady
Watashi wa obsessive
And I may come off aggressive.
My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
But just so damn impressive
And what i need, what I need, what I need you to knowYou know A rough childhood can make a good girl go bad,
A rough childhood can make a good girl go mad.
I’ve had 900 years of rough childhood.
Ready to burn it all down like piled wood.Watashi wa obsessive
And I may come off aggressive.
My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
But just so damn impressiveAnd what i need, what I need, what I need you to know
Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoes.
And what i need, what I need, what I need is a decision
I got daddy issues, which one will you choose?Do I need you too much?
I know I could stand up on my own.
But baby you are my crutch.
These tears they bring down all those high tones.Cause when I’m lookin’ at you.
I see my best friend and my hero.
And what can I do?
Cause I can’t go back to zero!So I ran to the edge of a forsaken place. And took the hand of a man with a misshapen face. He spoke of infinite power, we remaking fates. Nemesis awakens and it awakened in me. Watashi wa Black Lady
Watashi wa obsessive
And I may come off aggressive.
My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
But just so damn impressiveAnd what i need, what I need, what I need you to know
Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoesYou know A rough childhood can make a good girl go bad,
A rough childhood can make a good girl go mad.
I’ve had 900 years of rough childhood.
Ready to burn it all down like piled wood.Watashi wa obsessive
And I may come off aggressive.
My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
But just so damn impressiveAnd what i need, what I need, what I need you to know
Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoes.
Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoes.Watashi wa obsessive
And I may come off aggressive.
My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
But just so damn impressive-
Bandit's Secret dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G]
Bandit's Secret
Fandom: Hunter x Hunter
Character: ChrolloSample:
Forever set, a precious moon is lost
The others mourn him with ceremony grand
Rising up to heaven the lighting moon frost
With a melody from the mourning band
Harvest barren wine spilled
Lovers slumber beside the bloody, scarlet eyes
Though cut in half shall be your numberVerse 1:
Whether a heist or a verse, it’s highly rehearsed
If you don’t fight me at first then I’ll politely be cursed
Use a Ben’s knife to end lives, whenever my friends fight
We use the flip of a coin to keep our heads right
A specialized crew, we victimize fools
Who drape their wrongdoings in society’s rules
We rob from the rich and head somewhere scenic
Give it to the me cause I swear that I need it
Born in a meteors crater, not a hero or savior
Racking up favors, just to zero it later
Put a price on my own head diversionary tactics
Battled assassins and we all did wicked backflips
No time for the devil, I’m a couple letters off
Like a mob boss’ daughter you’d be so much better off
If the power that you held was just committed to my journal
Where it can reside for all of time eternalHook:
Gotta see it to believe it
Open the book and read it
Tell me all your secrets
Your powers not deleted
I promise that I’ll keep it
And I’ll let you stay alive
Not quite even exchange
But we all must pay a price
Put your hand on the book
Put your life in my hands
Not a bad deal
At least from where I standVerse 2:
Eight legs, twin fangs, big gang
Leave the whole town of York New in pain
With strats and tactics, my reach is near galactic
The mastermind is back and his pack is massive
Only seventh place, with respect to strength
But I come in first at accepting blame
Might sneak onto a boat to reach another continent
But at this point I’d hope the obstinance is obvious
King of the dirt hill, the mole hill, the ant hill
When we see another bug we drop the anvil
Fight to a standstill, life is a land fill
But it’s my landfill, and the fight in me is ample
the head of this spider, no arachnid sits higher
Lack a number on my back as a status signifier
Like a cross that’s been inverted, the cause has been perverted
Associated hunters are naught but a diversionHook:
Gotta see it to believe it
Open the book and read it
Tell me all your secrets
Your powers not deleted
I promise that I’ll keep it
And I’ll let you stay alive
Not quite even exchange
But we all must pay a price
Put your hand on the book
Put your life in my hands
Not a bad deal
At least from where I standVerse 3:
A troupe of phantoms, that grouped at random
The type to take some eyes or a tooth for ransom
Labeled trash or refuse and then abandoned
Luckily for all I had some agency to hand them
I forged this gang in devotions flame
Then quenched the blade in our ocean of pain
The resources we gained sparked greed uncontained
And the forces we faced are how our power was obtained
Master of my own fate, master of my own floor
The bastard that you all hate, who settles all his own scores/
I rock two crosses which amount to options/
For saying your prayers when you count your losses/-
Playtime ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove]
Playtime
Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: Spinelplaytime is a song written from the perspective of the character Spinel from Steven Universe the Movie, who in the film is brought to a place of anger from her feelings of abandonment and decides to take out her pain on those who the person she thought loved her had chosen instead.
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That's right, I'm not the one to love
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean--
That's right, my Rose has thorns to spare
Chose from those who'd care, I didn't make the cut
Bright light's supposed to burn, so fair
Goes to show we shared unbidden cravingsBut it's like time spent with gems depends
On whims and ends that tend to shift and bend for some
She'd lied but I played pretend because
(I thought we were best friends)Such a clod to trust and want you
Ushered on through signs of threats
Hence rushed and got too much involved
You'd once upon new times for deferenceBurned not read, deferred to death
While blurred intent left much distress
I learned instead, then heard he'd said
(I love my friends)--
That's right, I'm not the one to love
And but a fool to dream
That's right, I'm not the one to love
My solo losing team
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Some plaything you don't need
Implied that I was good enough
but that wasn't what you'd mean--
I don't wanna play no more, forewarning
Know every available port is storming
Time to come and take what's yours
Performing hostilities for culpabilities you're ignoringBut I was so adorable, right? Your darling
Now I'm such horrible sight and starving
How durable is your world to blight? It's starting
Deplorable basket case not asking to bargainBeg your pardon but the loneliest of stones hit the dark
In the garden where the only thing we'd grow is apart
Now I've hardened far too slowly, only known for the sharp bits
For audience of one heartless narcissist in chargeYou're not her but hide behind a target shaped grin
You've prospered, denying me the cross I've beared since
Imposter! I've lost all so you could just exist?
Your roster's soon crossed off my to do justice list--
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Harm or be harmed it seems
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Your turn to lose some things
That's right, I'm not the one to love
Now playtime's over, see?
Feels like now I'm not good at all
And I'm gonna watch you bleed-
Frankenstein's Monster Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]
Frankenstein's Monster
Fandom: Marvel
Character: MagnetoFrankenstein's Monster - Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]
-Verse 1-
It's all good in the brotherhood
My iron level is up to Par like Tiger Woods
Tailored good, suited in my ways considered the bad guy
but let's look into the neighborhood yes we should
The same peers saying fight the power
Use double standards to take the power out the fight
every hour
Every minute every second that you breathe cuz to the humans you gutter trash wolverine metal fiend
Controlling metals in my the palm of my hand
The same heavy metal the main criminals can understand
Without a question claiming I'm the lethal weapon learn a lesson what happens if...
Serve and protecting now had a change of plans
Man you still mad at what the 80s did, but let tech become the prime source of raising kids
While you sit and worship what Xavier did
Just know I don't need a squad protecting the crib-Hook-
You say we all people
but at the same time we not equal (we know)
I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)I just wanna roam on my own
can't you just leave me alone
So blessed with the ego
Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)-Verse 2-
(We go) presto change, Mystique on the pipsqueaks, no Black Panther cutting this deep
Strip the power away from these rich geeks
To the one With small shock value, like who let Jubilee speak...
You burn bridges I move bridges in my direction
Make decisions like one ways in the intersection
No more mutants so intentional
Then next call the X-Men when there's the night of the sentinels
You hate Rogue but you carry traits of mistakes,
You hate Storm(s) cuz you probably drown in a lake
Yo hate Charles you outside of your mind
Acting like Cable and Bishop always losing track of time, yeah
The Uncle Sam of magnesium taking capital and teasing em, stimulating the medium
Worldwide I'm reaching em, what I'm teaching 'em is calling me the villain when its your own peers doing the killings
I'm just chilln-Hook-
You say we all people
but at the same time we not equal (we know)
I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)I just wanna roam on my own
Can't you just leave me alone
So blessed with the ego
Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)Take your best shot at Magneto x4
Take your best shot at Magneto x4
(You heroes are zeroes) x2-
I'm So Bored Floe Riden [Storyville, DJ Taiyouken]
I'm So Bored
Fandom: Death Note
Character: RyukHook:
I'm so bored/ I'm so bored
There's nothing to do in this realm that I haven't done beforeI'm so bored/ I'm so bored
The world we live in is rotten to its apple coreV1
All we do is gamble, walk around in shambles
with no life, no light, no trees, no apples
I sit and lurk on this rock amongst desert, dirt and rot
until I work up this plot, to stir up the pot/Happen to be, casually, walking by this portal
and sort of, dropped my Death Note, accidentally
silly me, I'll have to leave the decay, gray and gloom and
pay a vacay down into the world of thee humans/Ryuk is the name-o, intrigue is the game so
I'll take any sort of outcome if it isn't the same old -
same - I soared off this ledge down this vortex
I'm immortal and yet being bored all to death/I need drama, surprise, not my problem who dies
my Shinagami eye spies this Light Yagami guy
I've been consumed with listlessness but he's listing things;
Hmmmm.... humans are so interesting/Hook
V2
I've been a Shinagami for years, here's what I got for ya
I wrote rules to this book in English cause it's popular
a step-by-step instruction before you rush in
and keep your game on track while you write names in that/First, and this is obviously what's in store
the human who is scribbled on the page will hit the morgue
but when you write the name, picture their visage
so individu-als with the same name aren't being written/next is, a lesson, for the adepted, you can spece-
-fi a cause of death within 40 seconds
if that part is not attested, the result is not in question,
a heart attack in chest leading to cardiac arrest is/six point six six minutes are then given to finish the business
which incidentally can't be used on little infants
can't misspell the victim four times or that's that
and if you lose the Note, got 490 days to get it back/Hook
-
Yujiro Green Lotus [Osiris Green, RiotOnTheBeat]
Yujiro
Fandom: Baki
Character: Yujiro HanmaYujiro
(Demon In The Back)Intro/Bridge:
I think y’all funny/ I like y’all bloody/
I keep my shoes muddy/ Shit bout to get ugly/
Ima lion out the cage and i’m feelin jah hungry/
A savage for the ages, here to take my money/Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero,
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre/
(Demon In The Back)
Against me then its over/
(Demon In The Back)Verse1:
Kill all of your soldiers, ima one man army/
You can try to use guns, y’all weapons can’t harm me/
If you think you can stop me, than we can party/
This is not sparring, I am not Baki/
It could be karate, it will be boxing/
When the pain hits you, it is not stopping/
If you do not know me, than do not approach me/
I’ll tear out your eye just like Doppo Orochi/
You bleeding out slowly, and laying below me/
Said you was a fighter you gotta be joking/
Looks to me like you need way more experience/
Traveled the world, spread out my lineage/
Winnings continuous,
Fuck all your titles, I beat all the Kios,
Bitch, I am Survival!/Bridge:
I think y’all funny/
(Demon In The Back Bruh)
I like y’all bloody/
(Demon In My Back Ya’ll)
I keep my shoes muddy/
(Demon In The Back Tho)
Shit bout to get ugly/
(Demon In The Back Yo)
Ima lion out the cage/
(Demon In The Back)
And i’m feelin jah hungry/
(Demon In The Back)
A savage for the ages/
(Demon In The Back)
Here to take my money/
(Demon In The Back)Hook: 2x
Bitch I ain’t no hero,
(Demon In The Back)
They call me Yujiro/
(Demon In The Back)
Alias is Ogre,
(Demon In The Back)
Against me then its over/
(Demon In The Back)
Bitch I ain’t no hero/
They call me Yujiro/
Alias is Ogre/
Against me then its over/END
-
Rap Genius Hard Corey and A Dinosaur [Hard Corey, A Dinosaur]
Rap Genius
Fandom: Fringe
Character: Gene the CowI was eating grass
I was chillin' out
Now I'm in a lab
I think that I'm trapped
Cuz he couldn't use a rat to bring him back
Maybe i should join a frat
While I'm here in this basement in Cambridge
I ain't seen the sun or the sky in like ages
His crimes I'm a silent witness I write em down on pages in my mind
I got a nice mew to moo and graze in
But my mind's caged in this cage
And I'm raging and grazing
Am I an accomplice to his accomplishments?
While I chomp this grass and ponder this:
Am I anonymous?
Or am I synonymous with the Bishop's lies
Forgotten in his church the dimensions of his crimes
Cuz he lied to himself in the mirror
Hear the liеs he told himself
Selfish with his fеar
That his mind broke hope nope
But for the son who's torn soul
Stole from the same father through a hole
Dimensional portal a dad who couldn't let goNice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringesNice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringesDon't have a cow, we're awful pets
But I do get compliments
When they spot me in black and white outfits
And when I'm in amber I look so fresh
Droppin' lean rhymes
In New York strip club lines
They all scream out
Anthropomorphin' time
But my gift to spit n quip so hip n hypnotic
Was born in the lab oozing vials so toxic
Blowing up papayas with googly eyes "science"
The war with the other side opened my eyelids
Not for the FBI or to solve a crime
They just wanted chocolate milk so one time
So he force fed me cocoa beans you know just to see
But what made me the meanest bovine mc
That this earth's ever seen
Is that Cortexiphan lean
That I sipped unseen in season 3
Astrid is my dream she brushes my fur and my teeth
You call her Asterisk, Astrox, Aspirin
You old cruel fool, her name's Astrid, you ass, say Astrid
And you can call me Boss Taurus
If you removed your brain and forgot my name
Here's the chorusNice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringesMove Bishop get out the way
Get out the way bish'
Get out the way
Move Bishop get out the way
Get out the way
I'm escaping todayNice to meet you I am Gene kids
Only cow who's a genius
Open dimensions right at their hinges
That's where you'll find me out at the fringes-
65 Million Years B.C. Häagen Dûdz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper]
65 Million Years B.C.
Fandom: Chrono Trigger
Character: random cave guy number 2[Verse 1]
Ayla from Ioka
You're the cream to my mocha
You're my sugar and my safety
Take your soup to elevate me
Ayla from Ioka I just want you to see me
Party like it's 65 million BC
Ayla from Ioka
You're the cream to my mocha
You're my sugar and my safety
Take your soup to elevate me
Ayla from Ioka I just want you to see me
Party like it's 65 million BC[Chorus]
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup[Verse 2]
Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
Chrono come alive like it's 1995
Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is callingChorus]
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup
You drink your caveman soup-
Beam Me Up Team Up Ill Capwn & Al Seer [Ill Seer, Al Capwn]
Beam Me Up Team Up
FANDOM: Star Trek
Character: ScottyIll Capwn & Al Seer - Round 1 - Beam Me Up Team Up
Sarnia beam me up! Two stars Teaming up …
“Stop what you’re doing
I’m about to ruin
The imagine of James Doohan
That you’re used to …”This is my Voyage on the starship enterprise
Boy learn from my hardship but ain’t here to mentor guys
Face it you’ve known The LAD FROM ABERDEEN
Sadly seen his spaceship blown to reams of smithereens
The real McCoy no Bones about it
Got a leg up on Pegg yup
Boy, no need to moan about it
What’s the matter?
Can’t mix matter and antimatter yall
As an Admiral I’d batter her lateral
Penetration of the battle call
with the concentration of Adderall
Next Generation I’m glad for yall
We were rougher and tougher but ya saved me from the buffer
Feel the bloke so nice he provoke the ominous Romulans
Steal their cloak device and move our omnibus on again …Sarnia beam me up! Two stars Teaming up …
This next verse for y’all
Not just a fan man
It’s personalThese are the confessions of a reckless freckled trekkie
Heck yes, care less about the heckles
watched whenever my parents let me
Though after NG, it got Minimal cheers
Seer always cheered for the original engineer
Our past meant we had a bond
Two daft lads from the same small pond
Don’t you laugh at Fonz
The path you’re on
Is Wrath 0f Khan
same house, same school, same city
I’ll name names Cyril & James so no Lame pity
Two humans met at our highschool SCITS Revue Reunion
The man in the zone watch me handbone for Mr. Doohan
This ain’t no fake random fandom from a distance
For goodness sake this man done grew up in the same residence!Sarnia beam me up! Two stars Teaming up …
Not to soil it …
but we used the same toilet …Spaceship safety tip
Never hand over your transporter,
Ever track mans out of a landrover ?
Beam you tribbles for your troubles
Particle stream Ripples through the bubble
Yo moron your Finito
Hit you with the Proton Torpedoes
Don’t smirk or mock I’m locked on the scotch
Remember who is Rappin here
If Kirk or Spock get shot n blocked,
dismembered, I’m In the captain's chair!
If this rap yields dap and feels for he who Comically Zapped shields
Bronze Fonz responds he was a don to reckon On the Cosmic battlefield
This ain’t hate or diss, but I retcon it may rattle for real,
Face it, Sarnia's second greatest spaceman’s Chris Hadfield!-
There Was A Guy Named Joel KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J]
There Was A Guy Named Joel
Fandom: MST3K
Character: Dr. Clayton Firebrand ForresterIN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE
NEXT SUNDAY AD
this doctor stiched and sutured
cause someday maybe
I'll find the perfect movie
to widdle it your soul down
dont clown and jiggle it
idiot control nowcome on with it we dont stress
monolitchic vhs
gamera barugon
the era that you onyou can tell i'm daddy-o
kim katrels my baddie thoonly with the deepest hurtin
pearl and mike keepin flirtinthere was a guy named joel
there WAS a guy named joel
there was a guy named joel
there was a guysidehackers fly by rocketship x-m
arm stretchin predilection
steeve reeves flexin
digitate and falangeate you
manos the hands of fate ya space apecrawling hand creepin
the eye creatures peepin
features for these cretins
deep hurting deep deepens
lazer blast fast past ya injure
cant outlast the master ninjureuber braggin stupour saggin out the station wagon
secret agent super dragon protagginIN THE NOT TO DISTANT FURUTE NEXT SUNDAY
TWO WARRIORS ARE LOCKED IN A BATTLE BEYOND TERRESTRIAL COMPREHENSION
DOCTOR CLAYTON FIREBRAND FORRESTER
USES HIS INVENTIONS TO OUTWIT AND BEGUILE
THE UNSCRUPULOUS JOEL AND HIS TOMFOOLISH CROW-NIES
ALL FOR ONE SIMPLE, HUMBLE QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION-
Fizgig Piss Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python and Beaker Sullivan]
Fizgig Piss
Fandom: The Dark Crystal
Character: The SkeksisVERSE I
MUST LOVE DOGS, MUST USE MULTIS
IM A MUPPET, PLUS MY WHOLE VIBE MUCH TOO CULTY
YOU GULLY? YOU GROTTAN, YOU ROTTEN, YOU MUSTY
YOU MUST BE, YOU WANT ME ON YOUR BEATS?! DON'T INSULT ME
YA GIRL LOOK LIKE AUGHRA
YOU CUCKS PROLLY OUGHTA-- ALL OF YA--WONDER IF I FUCKED THE ALL-MAUDRA
WE GODS AND WE MONSTERS, YOU ALL GETTIN STOMPED UP
YALL FORGOT I GOT SKEKMAL IN THE ROSTER
KID, IMMA SINK YOU LIKE THE BIS TO THE MARCK
YOU A BITCH AND A MARK, MY CRYSTAL IS DARK
MY JERRLY IS INFINITE, INTRICATE, SHARP
FEAST WHILE YOU DRINK FIZZGIG PISS IN THE DARK
AND FROM ME AINT NO SYMPATHY GATHERED
YOU A SIMP, IMMA BURN YOU INTO CINDERS AND ASHES
IMMA SHIT ON YOU BASTARDS, THE RITUAL MASTER
SHIT, EVERY LAST MINUTE THAT IM SPITTIN IM BLASTED
YOU'RE PLASTERED, THINKIN THAT YOUR DISS'LL WIN EM OVER?
IM THINKIN THATS A MISS, YOU AINT SHIT WHEN YOU SOBER
I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
MISSED THE LAST DECADE OF NERDCORE, I AINT MISS MUCH
SMOKING BLOOKA ROOT
YOU LISTEN TO FETT'S VETTE, I LISTEN TO BAZOOKA TOOTH
SKEKBUTO, THE AVIREX SKEKSIS
GOT A ARMALIG THAT PULL THE LEXUSHOOK
AND I DON'T MAKE CONCEPT TRACKS, I'M A CONCEPT
RAP WITH A CONDOR HEAD FROM YOUR MOM'S BED
(BOMB SHIT) YES, SIP HER ESSENCE, PROLONG SHIT
YON SKEK CALL IN GARTHIM, NOT A BOMB THREAT
PLUS, FUCK A THRA, AUGHRA, FUCK A GELFLING
VULTURE CLAW SWIPE RIGHT, NICE, FUCK A GELFLING
SOMETHING ELSE NOT FROM YOUR PLANET THAT LANDED
DEMANDED TO GET SHIT--AND GET WHAT'S DEMANDEDVERSE II
AND WE LANDED, AS IN, GOT THE LAND
SO WE ASK AND YOU ANSWERED, NOBODY'S SAYING DAMN SHIT
RANCID, ONE STEP FROM CANNIBALIST ANIMUS
FEASTIN ON A POD PEEP PIECE LIT BY CANDLESTICKS
NEXT, SKEKTEK TEXT "CHECK THE ANALYSIS"
GRAB A CASTLE GUARD TAP EM HARD FOR DIALYSIS
BETTER LIVING LONG LIFE (TIGHT) BIGGER PHALLUSES
(HYPE) CHILL IN CAVERNOUS MAD CRYSTAL PALACES
AND YOU VALOROUS, TRYNA BE MORALITOUS
SAD HOW THE WHOLE VAPRA POWER SITCH IS COUNTERFEIT
ACCURATE, SNAPPIN WHEN I STAB U WITH A MASSIVE SHIV
SAVAGE SHIT, PLUS THE COLOR PALETTE IS ANALAGOUS
BLACK MOLD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JACK MODE
ACTING ATAXIC, I'M NASTY, I RAP SLOW
BRASH OLD MASKED-UP BASTARD WITH CASH FLOW
BACKS BLOWN, SNAGGLETOOTH GRIN LIKE A GLASGOW
AND YOU WACK BRO
TALKIN BOUT SKILLS, GRACE, TASTE WHEN YOU LACK THOSE
TELL A GRUENAK TO GET THE VIALS AND WE STASH THOSE
GOT A DUAL GLAIVE? BRAVE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
I'M MASTERFUL-
Every Fart is a Work of Art Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105]
Every Fart is a Work of Art
Fandom: Bob's Burgers
Character: GeneSmiles times from your brother in a burger suit
No formal training but a banger what I'm bringing you
We Playing in the hallway and I'm taking commissions
we Slaying every sunday, more relatable Simpsons
Your Head spins when I'm dressing up like queen latifah
we can always make it sweeter, mom’s got candy in the freezer
when the guests come in DROP a beat and make em go wild
Best friend Ken jumping all up in the freestyle
I'll stay with geoffrey, I don't wanna grow up
Ask my mom to come and get me if I pee on this rug
home alone and I’ve been pacing, I’ve been facing my fears
the only one inside my home who’s never hiding his ears
And I’ve been begging for a snack like I’ve been begging for your pardon
eat a taco on a toilet that was placed inside a garden
Sisters got my back if we should ever have a problem
best legs in the family, for sure the smoothest bottomAll I need on this earth is some good food
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of artI know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectlyWhat I'm supposed to do? Just sit on my hands?
The lord done blessed me with this body be a sin to not dance
Clothing only a suggestion when you get in this trance
And You do not need pants when in New Geneland, and
I'm never ever made to feel like I suck
Even when I'm in a laser dog bark fart rut
End of day it's safe to say I'm feeling good cause they know
I got a built-in audience if I should put on a show
I'd be pouring on the charm so that they couldn't say no
Sorry that I filled the burger grinder full of Play-Doh
So baby hit me with that gravy, i can't guarantee your safety
Bette Midler better play me,
Can't nobody center stage meAll I need on this earth is some good food
To make grooves even if I don't know how to
D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
and i know that
Everybody wants to see me succeed so
Inhibitions I just threw them out the window
So do your part
every fart is a work of artI know my family will always save a seat for me
when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy
steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
and my keyboard says it perfectlyI'm writing constantly and no one's ever stopping me
all about the harmony and never about profiting
maybe I'm a prodigy that wouldn't eat his broccoli
my keyboard says it perfectly like-
Mist Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune]
Mist
Fandom: Final Fantasy IV
Character: Mist Dragon, protector of the caller's village, Mist.Mist. Rose from the depths
cold dragon breath: the cause of death
I protect and intercept
tears of ice, dead soldiers wept
Secrets kept, this callers home
I'll die before that fact be known
The king himself, the red wings flown
overblown aggesion shown
Prone, but I won't stand down
to Baron or it's pompous crown
I'll die before I let that clown
come snuff out lives and burn this town
Around these caves I rule Supreme
a nightmare in this fantasy
The final thing these ghosts have seen
before they float the Styx, upstream
Your victory, unlikely
I was trained by forces frightening
The cave of summons run by queen asura and leviathan
Unseen, I turn to mist
when they attack I end them twits
I blast 'em quick with ice
that burns like 40 licks of fire, shit
This murk do work on knights and mages for ages
thousands of names of dead sages
littered on hundreds of pages
Got no patience for vagrants
payments adjacent to anguish
painful assaults on the languid
the abyss your final destination
I ain't playin by sayin'
my teeth leave blood and guts sprayin'
there ain't no game to be savin',
to the moon you rrally should be prayin'
Two men appear from out the dark
and one I sense a fearless heart
the other man be torn apart
from darkness that he cannot thwart
They start apart and slice and slash
their weapons try to pierce my back
I counter with a bite and catch
the dragoon as he's reeling back
I take the chance and turn to mist
in hopes that I can end this quick
the vapor chills their blood gets thick
my icy breath done the trick
They pause and regroup
meanwhile my strength I recoup
my next move I wisely choose
attack and separate the two
The dragoon leaps into the air
the dark knights eyes thry coldly stare into mine
and I see a light of which I was unprepared
To say I'm scared would take it lightly
my final battle this just might be
The dragon of mist defeated
my eyes forever shuttered tightly
rightly had I thought that
the dragoon appears with a blinding flash
and crashes through my middle back
with the piercing blade of his battle lance
I gasp my last, this mighty one
This final fight I couldn'tve won
And as my eyes slowly close
I get one last look at Rydia-
Avatar: The Last Cabbage Vendor Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption]
Avatar: The Last Cabbage Vendor
Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
Character: the Cabbage MerchantThese other venders so useless
I’m here producing produceses
My acumen so conducive
To victory so conclusive IGot leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyedGreen and now red, Napa, and savory
My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery
It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining meWater earth air and fire man I got em all
I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalledMy cabbage rolls like babish
I keep screaming these classless
bastards keep crashing my passage.
It’s tragic my cabbages!I am the Cabbage king
This is my coronation
Let stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads upNow here I go again
I’m on a cabbage roll again
There’s no defense your sold I sell
So well you know it’s time to spendAll your cash on the cabbage that I vends
Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fedNight after night I’m rebuilding wagons
Customs officers man they’re never understanding
So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
I know I’ll stick the landing business always expandingDon’t count the cabbage man out
I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
My path gets smashed I will reroute
Build a myself cabbage redoubtRestaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
My Cabbage baby in vitro
My Cabbage has no equal
Cabbage to the people!I am the cabbage king
This my coronation
Let us stand and sing
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
Welcome to cabbage nation
Put your heads up
Put your heads up
My time will come Just be patient and relax
Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks-
Marbles Optimistic Nihilists [Jay Ogier, Voltaire Slapadelic]
Marbles
Fandom: Fate//Zero
Character:Pose a question to a splinted mirror, what is honor?
Roses on war’s coffers, blinding irony of justice not lost on her
On the other hand, I can raise a nation with my fellow man
Martydom’s scam ain’t the plan, not fallin’ for glory’s grim temptation
I want to save every life I can, without discrimination
Superheroes never seem to have the foresight to remove sights
Erectin’ vicious cycles, baitin’ me to it’s bloody current, and I’ll biteI need to get stronger, honor the promise to her by that ol’ river
Cut, clipped, ran on repeat in a mind timed by my heartbeat’s valor
Angered by failure, not gonna turn tail, can’t turn tail, I ain’t hear no bell
Never abandon my ideals, curdling cry I’d feel, be still my beating heart you must steelTo rectify atrocities that pile the bodies on my lonely shoulders (so small)
Kill to stand righteous above the misplaced sins of my holy father (so small)
Every bump on the grip, every click of the hammer’s backward trip, with smoky scent of gunpowder
Every inch of the blade, spilled innocence stained on my face, but my aim can’t falter
Please tell me I did some good, ‘cause this failure doesn’t feel like honorHail to the warrior’s honor's benefactor, the good ol’ mighty dollar
Erase my face from the memory of the world when my use is up, I’m used to it, I do it enough
Razed a nation of my fellow man, maternal mentor ain’t safe from the safeguard plan
Over a means to an end that seems to defend dissonance that screams to pretend
Every life in front of me can be saved until they’re deserving of the business end
Sins keep stackin’ the jenga tower of my moral compass, I’ll take ‘em all on for this psuedo-righteous crisisArtoria, naivete is hearing ya, with hypocrisy smeared and dripping all over ya
Recognition of the emancipation of completing fate’s equation should be met with jubilation, right?
Entertain the ideals of children, romanticize the silent answers from a war that wasn’t even my fightNail me to the cost, I birthed Eve as an empath to clear the path of salvation by my righteous wrath
All this sounding contradictory right? That’s how you sound pondering contracted victory’s plight
Ideals at a head, deals to get ahead, feels like you got me read, but my resolve is steeled so hard, my heart is dead (STOP)
Von Einsbern stuck her neck out and I loved her, look at these palms, look where that got herEvery action in reactive fashion plays into the chessboard I piecemealed with souls hanging from a buttstock’s mariannette
Kids, women, men caught in my net form the mare free from the notion that I was sworn to protect
I don’t know how to save anyone, I can’t save anyone, soul and mind can never connect
Death directs the tragedy of honor’s scam, and front row, center, and alone, here I amIn the full moon's rise filling my sullen eyes
Life's just a crazy bag of marbles, I've come to realize
Some marbles are rare, some are fun, some kidnap kiddy marbles for gifts
Some marbles cracked, some I shattered, some marbles reaped a death less swift
Or a marble is handicapped, strapped down with their family marbles kidnapped for bait
And you kill those marbles as a stop-gap as they watch their marble suffocate at the stake
Marble morality ain't binary, but the memory of these marbles just hurt me
All I wanted was to save every marble in front of meHOOK
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Ten Toes Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake]
Ten Toes
Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: Perfect CellTHIS MY FINAL FORM
THAT VIOLENT STORM'LL SEND A SHIVER DOWN YOUR SPINAL CORD
I'VE ABSORBED THE SKILLS & TACTICS OF YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FIGHTING FORCE
I'M KNOWN FOR PEELING CAPS & MAKING TIMELINES WORSE
I'M FROM THE FUTURE WHERE THE CITY'S ALL ASHES & FLAMES
GOKU ARRIVED & Y'ALL WERE THINKING HUMANITY'S SAVED
BUT THAT HEART DISEASE FROM SPACE HAD HIM FUCKED UP!!!!!
GOKU DIED & SWEAR TO KAMI, I WAS LAUGHING FOR DAYS
I'M FROM THE FUTURE WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL GHOSTED
TEN TOES DOWN IN MY ARENA STRAIGHT POSTED
TEN FOES DOWN, AND I BARELY EVEN NOTICED
KEEP IT FOCUSED, LOCAL FARMERS
PUMP YA SHOTTIES
THIS YOUR MOMENT!
YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR SON CAN HANDLE ME, SON
'CAUSE WHEN THIS BATTLE IS DONE IF I'VE WON IT YOUR PLANET IS DUST
I'D ESTIMATE YOUR CHANCE STATUS AS NONE
YOU AND ALL YOUR BUDDIES
SQUARE UP DUMMIES
IT'S ROUND 1BUT YOU WASN'T EVEN BLOCKING WHERE I HIT YOU WITH THE PERFECT SHOT
Y'ALL READY OR NOT?
BETTER GET CHARGED UP
GET YOUR HAIR DYES OUT & START TURNING BLONDE
BOP BOP BOP
WHO'S UP NEXT?
WHO SAID TRUNKS?
OOPS! TRUNKS DEAD!
AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR SHOWING UP TO THE GAME, BOYS DON'T FORGETLISTEN
I THINK Y'ALL NEED TO SHOW SOME GRATITUDE
& THANK ME FOR THIS PEEK AT PERFECTION THAT I JUST GRANTED YOU
MAYBE ALL THAT TALKING'S TOO ADVANCED FOR YOU
IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO DIE ALL THEN YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK ME, FOOLS-
Mother Knows Best Perstrami Persona [Steve, Zilla Persona]
Mother Knows Best
Fandom: Disenchantment
Character: DagmarAll the lives that you took and the friends that you’d lose (repeat)
Oh Bean, my drunk dueling darling
From a terror of a toddler a Dreamland Starling
With an elf and a darkling, while I’m held like a carving
I can tell that our parting, like Adele left you starvingFor love, just searching for someone like you
Hello, of course it’s your mother you choose
All the lives you took and the friends you lose
And the lies mistook and loose ends confusedDagmar is here for you, Dreamland or In Maru
A Queen and her kin of two, three, last a tad askew
Please ask the question few, brief task we ask of you
Wear this and keep a truce, dress and a hat with screwsWell it’s more of a crown
You hated being royalty but debts are inbound
Betraying deepest Loyalty is thread in our gowns
So gussy up or go below to meet your friend agroundMeet me in your dreams dear
-Not a Matron more a Matriarch
I’m lurking around
-No mistaking me for fainting lark
There’s nothing for you here
-Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
Meet me underground
-Quaking beats in that stubborn heartTrajectory Euclidian, when I arrive, Oblivian
The king would cry ascidian, and rebound with amphibian
Queen? No, seems a bit more Floridian
Glad that scurvy salamander is off to prime meridianWas a prize at nineteen, no buck-teeth daughter
Shoulda listened to Selene, hide your fucking father
If he had only sipped the cup, I’d reach the unachievable
But with a child’s joke, it was mine to choke, inconceivableThe murderess of merkimer, if cursed or blessed you sure differ
A turning guess to nurturer, so learn-ed best this purjerer
That this recess from burning her, might find you less concerned and sure
I am impressed but please demure, a future test will lurk further alongAnd drive you mad with a twinkling song
Like your father’s mind, honking and gone
Fires burning for you and your throng
Guess I’ll save you for now, you belongTo me…
Meet me in your dreams dear
-Not a Matron more a Matriarch
I’m lurking around
-No mistaking me for fainting lark
There’s nothing for you here
-Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
Meet me underground
-Quaking beats in that stubborn heartX2
-
Krang Gang Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss]
Krang Gang
Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Character: KrangKrang Gang
By Rad Labs Inc.
Verse 1
I am the Krang and I got bars to slang
Cars to flang and parts to klang
From Dimension X with all the best henchmen
I’m here to flex so I guess I should mention
Ol’ Shredder, he’s a real go-getter
Brings home the cheddar, spins all the records
Next up on the line up is a fucking rhino
A warthog you might know, a funky fly bro
Here on a mission, fear and submission
Clear you be wishing wheels weren’t spinning
On the chrome of our Technodrome here to wreck your home
Spitting Mecha drones from our microphones
I give you ten tickles with me tentacles
Until my brain wrinkles kicking testicles
I’mma make you hurdle goop while I’m making turtle soup
Maybe I’ll murder you and your family too
Now that I got my body back I’ll put you in a body bag
Hear all the hotties sang “Krang you really naughty thang.”
Man, fuck the Foot Clan we’re getting rebranded
We’re underhanded otherworld bandits
Understand it, you know they demand it.
The Krang Gangs’ here and yeah we just landed
Chorus
x2
The Krang Gang
The Krang Gang
Get in our way
And we go bang bang
Verse 2
I put the emphasis on nemesis,I beat you on the Genesis
Nintendo Entertainment, cause you know I am the heinous-est
Yeah I got adversaries, got mad vocabularies
So how fucking dare these ninjas try to snare me
Don’t they know, I’m a giant brain from space
Maybe that’s the case, they got no space for brains
I mean, nice to meetcha. Now hand over the pizza
Unless you want me to beat ya right in front of your teacher
Oh snap. That’s a mangy rat. Let me set a dangy trap
Fill your teenage hats with some rangy caps
A few bangy blasts. A real hangry Slash
A whole aiding cast for the maiming of masks.
All my dastardly plans are masterfully jammed
All the hazards are scanned. All the asteroids slammed.
For the fall of man is my minds design
I will rule the planet so call me Krang Prime
Chorus
x4
The Krang Gang
The Krang Gang
Get in our way
And we go bang bang
Outro
x2
Leonardo, I’ll fucking murder yo
Raphael, I’ll see you in hell
Michelangelo, I’ll make you explode
Donatello, I break your shell open
-
Hi There, I'm Janet! Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled]
Hi There, I'm Janet!
Fandom: The Good Place
Character: JanetHi there! I'm Janet, your
source of knowledge for the afterlife:
here to squash your uncertainity, keepin
eternities un-disaster-like.So, fun fact! You're dead, and with
all the knowledge of the universe, I can
safely say the world's a better place: there is
literally nobody doing worse.I can tell by your sad face, that my
facts weren't fun. We don't want you in a bad place!
Sit back and enjoy the relaxed pace,
no more getting floored by the rat race!You've earned all the bliss and rest, you could
ever want: isn't this the best? Before
you investitgate even further:
please excuse me, I'm being murdered.Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lessonDon't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET!Hi there! It's me again,
and welcome to the void. I
come here when the button's pressed and my
life has been destroyed. Neat!I'll be online soon, but you
might find the stabilty is
reducing from your reality while your
Janet's still rebooting. Forexample: loss of permanence, flames
shooting from the ground causing burning fits,
your fears appear in the sky severely
impacting our passing like tourniquets, orcracks in the ground, attacking foundations
pits leading down, evoking damnation
and getting the feeling you don't belong, but
in The Good Place, we're never wrong!Don't call me girl
Don't call me robot
I'm effervesecent while
ever-present and
every death's just
another lessonDon't call me girl
Don't call me robot
The knowledge fountain that's
overflowing, my
body count keeps my
power growing,
I'M JANET!-
We Live, We Die Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo]
We Live, We Die
Fandom: We Live
Character: One of the 12 supremesYou’ve seen that they’re weak.
You’ve seen that they’re flawed .
I’ve seen you asleep.
They still kill for a god
Ive seen you ignore all the Hate that they speak
like where is the love
i know that i only have faith in their greed
they thirsty for blood
so what is a life worth when stealing is light work and
they live in the gutters and steer without rudders so really why earth
why shouldn’t they die first
reject the experience
why protect the invariance
the longer we wait the more likely that they might infect the experimentI say we go ahead an let em wipe em selves out
they been shitting in the pool i wanna bail out
tryna buy a little time when the sale out
i say we leave em on their island and we sail out
cuz they should be terrified nothing but parasites left on a corpse that’s decaying
stew in the pot or leave them to rot it’s morbid but maybe the course we should take is abstaining
won’t see me cry when it’s raining
so let’s let them struggle but stay in their bubble cuz really tho i find the fight entertaining
i know we started with the best intent
and creating a life is a blessed event but cut the tumor out or infection spreads
lost they don’t know what the message isWe live
We die-
Santoryu Solo SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd]
Santoryu Solo
Fandom: One Piece
Character: Roronoa ZoroLyrics:
From pencil art that was stenciled dark,
We made it to big screen by Central park,
since then its hard when a friend depart,
might enter war with no mentor garp,
Quench my parched throat, Vengeful heart,
tempered sharp, three blades when tensions spark,
first mate, never play the henchmen part,
the adventure start with my redemption arc,
Poster i saw someone was wanted,
I always take some when i want it,
killed hundreds of hundreds,
Now i've become what i hunted,
pirate a rebel Cant climb to my level,
For the highest fruit you'd side with the devil,
I will not settle For a vine or a petal,
get my slice of loot when i swipe with the metal,jack son for oro,
put a pain in your torso,
words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Words cut like Zoro,
If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
Yeah i’ma keep solo ima keep solo,
Solo solo solo soloYou left me with this sword yeah,
You left without a word yeah,
remember what you swore, yeah?
I'm still fighting for ya, warriorFeelings sheathed in a light scabbard,
reachin, cant beat me cuz im faster,
Reasoning might scatter, Piercing the white matter,
If you think to intervene in what i'm after,
Bandana on, rain is pouring,
Hurricane stormin, rage is dormant,
Your pains & goals just aint important,
i'm aiming to trade blows with the greatest swordsmen,
Not one of those popular hot guys,
Even my teachers watch me with hawkeyes,
That's what makes stoppin me not wise,
My bounty might topple the top prize,
chopper screamin, so I run to the sound,
Sharp & gleaming but it wasn't a crown,
one in each hand & one in my mouth,
Keep my name out yours, know what i'm About-
Jiji's Delivery Service Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop]
Jiji's Delivery Service
Fandom: Kiki's Delivery Service
Character: JijiClear the air
I’m coming with long tail
Can’t you see my contrail
Through the violet sky
I’m here I’m there
I’m faster than a comet
Call me and I’m on it
If it’s rain or shine
And the honeys are all buzzin
And they phone me by the dozen
Sayin come around to my place soon
Cuz I’m the best that you can get an’
If you’re into heavy pettin
You can bet that I’ll be gettin on my broom, on my broomCall Jiji’s delivery service
Call Jiji’s delivery service
Jiji’s delivery service
I'm comin to youReach out
I got the right equipment
For bringing you a shipment
Like a magic spell
I'm free now
I’m flying like a tomcat
And you know I’m pouncing on that
You never had it this well
Cuz I’m rakin in the riches
And I’m catchin all the witches
Gonna make the best of all nine lives
And you know that I’m a giver
You just call and I’ll deliver
Honey look up in the sky you’ll wonder how time fliesCall Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
I’m comin to youYou don’t need any other
You can take me home to mother
And she’ll say that I’m a real sweet pet
So say goodbye to those guys
Straighter than the crow flies
Ready and I’m set, and you ain’t seen nothing yetCall Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
Jiji’s delivery service (Same-day air)
Jiji’s delivery service (I’ll be right there)
Jiji’s delivery service (Yeah I’ll be right there)
Jiji’s delivery service
I’m comin to you-
Alfred SlothdubzAndRonin [OnlyOneRonin, Slothdubz]
Alfred
Fandom: Batman
Character: Alfred Thaddeus CraneYou know what it is
I came through for that heavy work
Alfred Thaddeus Crane
Last name is penny worth
at your service
As a permanent servant,
Fervently resourceful
I clean a plethora of surfaces.
Hope like your sarcasm
No chaser
Allow me to draw you a bath
note paper.
There's no caper
like the ones my client often has-
On top of that
I had to step in as his foster dad
It's kind of sad,
He lives a life I disagree with
But I support him in the ways
I know he knows he needs it
In the family
Is how we keep it
I want to do more for him
but I got to keep the secretRise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim
When the lights get dim insideIt's the original
guy in the chair
I'mma die in this lair
sweeping up bat shit
dressed like Fred astair
He ain't the only one to suit up
On the daily
I just want my flowers
while i'm brave and bold and 80
Call me crazy
But my son is batty,
He's a baby daddy
Who's baby's bratty
Who I chauffeur and caddy
They go out on the weekends
And smack whoevers laughing
Punch line
Jokes in passing
Jokers passing out
From choking
He provoked
But cash and clout
doesn't mean you need to buy in
You're son only knows vengeance
And all you're teaching him is violence
You do what you're best at
I just should've been a better dad
And way less of a "yes man"created a mad man
cuz nobody past flash
can stand
The god damn
bat lad
Who, nitty gritty,
treats the city
like his own trash can
Gothams in a gutter
What a project of passion
I mean you've been fighting crime,
77 years young
In brevity letting me clean up
While steadily enemies team
I'm getting it plenty that we fucked
Up
All night,
He's breaking laws and legs
Never reading Miranda rights
You'd think I fix bullet wounds for fun
This is what happens-
When you take orders
And checks get signed by your son
I gotta call him master
This shits a damn disaster
Stray batarangs in the wall
Here I come through with the plasterRise and fall
(a sword to fall onto)
knights were made
To chase the storm
I am yours
To use on a whim
When the lights get dim inside
On the inside-
Bill The Pony Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger]
Bill The Pony
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Character: Bill the PonyBILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONYI started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppersBut then I drank from the well in rivendell
now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belleyou'll only ever be half of me
they named the prancing pony after me
(that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butterI'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
just imagine! i'm magic
I'm such a Star they be callin me PatrickBILL THE PONY
BILL THE PONY
BILLNBILLNBILLN
YOU FINNA KNOW MELet me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
can't get inside , gandalf's in a ragewha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
"Mellon" and this is how it ends?
my protestations falling on to hollow ears
man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are
round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
I got out of bed at all
the morning rain clouds up my window
but I can't see at all
and even if I could it would all be grey
put your picture on my wall
it reminds me that it's not so bad
it's not so bad...Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervertFrodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
you could've pulled me off the floor
anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.-
By Her Side (Vegeta Mix) The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY]
By Her Side (Vegeta Mix)
Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: VegetaOh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest timeOnce I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest timeOh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longestI'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time
Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more than I hoped forWho knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest timeI had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more than I hoped forI don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for the longest time-
The Heroes Did The Phoenix Force [Gizmo, Patkilpat]
The Heroes Did
Fandom: My Hero Academia
Character: Random powerless citizenThe heroes did by The Phoenix Force
rise and shine another day
Pushing thru the week
Nerd city been strange
Since all these quirks became a thang
nerdcore rappers turned heroes
And some others are villains
But I ain’t got no quirks
just work
Im a civilian9 to 5 on the grind stay alive
In my Honda imma slide
Heard on i95
There’s a showdown
Beefy and shubzilla beefin and bout to throw down
Imma exit now before this traffic slowdown
And completely stop
The right thing
Uniting
Nerds bickering and fighting
Very common sighting
Its probably not
Gonna get any better
I just gotta get to work
Or might lose my job
Pull up and hit the parking
There’s screams and fires sparking
The sky suddenly darken
I’m like oh my god
Shy guy begins igniting
Mark cooper shooting lightning
Then somebody rips me out my car like(Hook)
Omg who threw my car threw that building
the heroes did
Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in
The heroes did
Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty?
I swear all these nerds do is destroy the city(Verse 2)
Now weeks go by back at My parents home
All alone
No car no job
Le miserabe
So far no prob-ability
insurance cover the cost and losses
This hostility I’m feeling towards heroes
Look what they do
Anime leotards destruction on the news
mega ran saved the day but blast half of the city
But Richie Branson escapes in his hentai LamborghiniMan I’m sick of this
They no different than the villains
Only wickedness
Limitless rage I’m building upTaxes insurance premiums
Their Assurance medium
If you think they save the day
One tsunami wave a way
Til you soaked in your regret
Excess damage and gamma rays
Man
It’s all deliriumI just need to lay down and cool my head
Uhhh why is there a Chrysler on fire on top my bed(Hook)
Omg who threw my car threw that building
the heroes did
Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in
The heroes did
Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty?
I swear all these nerds do is destroy the cityStupid Nerds
-
Nappa The Rappa The Southern Demon Nerd [Taco Supreme, Smokee B]
Nappa The Rappa
Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
Character: NappaNappa the Rappa - The Southern Demon Nerd
LyricsBig, Bald, Thick, tall
Putting down planets like
Sick dogs
Fuckin round scoutin out sig-nals
Raditz gone, sumpn bout wish balls
Shenron
We wanna live long
Hold up the saiyan race like a rickshaw
Volcano Explosion that hits strong
Army navy city that shits goneOne time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dudeI ain't even broke a sweat yet
plant a couple saibamen
Get the seeds wet
see how these dudes be fightin them
Wolf kid dead
They whole team kinda weak
Now they whole team sad
Cuz the Lil mime buddy done self destructed
It didnt even touch me tho I like it rough
Break the thriclops arm
Now the thriclops mad
He breaks my armor
Now the thriclops deadOne time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake stacked jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon go ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms myI'm down to my briefs
short baldy throwin frisbees
The sort of kinda kind that might just split me if they hit me
Ha he missed me,
scraped my beautiful face
ima beat him and his buddies brutally to a paste
Fuck up the kid
Kill the green namek
Bout to stomp the lil saiyan
kakarot swoops in and grabs him
Like he saved the fuckin day and
now I'm pissed off dammit.
I attack a kakarot he dodges kaiokens my backOne time for the henchman
In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
Two times for the lackey boys
With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
Three times for the goon buffoons
Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
Four times for the moves I do
Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dudeVegeta I'm beaten
I beg you help me up
I' defeated fleets and forces
Until this tailless fuck
He takes my arm and he calls me weak
I'm shaken broken torn
When he gives me the yeet
I'm burned up from the back
bastard brat betrayer
wacked his oldest comrade
Bitch galaxy breaker
Im sure hes just upset
A mistake I know it
He'll wish me back next ep
I know he will, he owes me-
John & Alexander The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
John & Alexander
Fandom: Hamilton
Character: John Laurens"John & Alexander" by The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
LYRICS:Within this
Closeness
And stillness
Rest at last from war, the righteous fight
At last alone, we show the earth you’re mine
‘Til the only thing that guides us
Is the beating heart inside us
And the rhythm of our love throughout the nightThrough two and a half pints of Sam Adams I saw you first
I started to sweat, when our eyes met, and you spit your verse.
You spoke of freedom, thought my heart might burst
Raise a glass to the moment you spoke that word
I knew I wanted to hear you say my name for the rest of my life.Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
And your passion kept my heartbeat saying
John & Alexander
When at last the sun had risen
The only freedom we were living
John & AlexanderEven if it’s
Only
Moments,
Stolen with intent, with tender tries,
Impatient tastes, and hasty alibis
I will never leave your side
Even as we lead the fight
You will never leave my heart or leave my mindThrough smoke and blood and sweat I saw you smile
Everything made sense, for the first time in a while.
Held you in my arms and cried we’d won
While the world turned right side up for once
You kissed my lips, and we made this world our own.Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
Your passion kept my heartbeat saying
John & Alexander
When at last the sun had risen
The only freedom we were living
John & AlexanderRaise a glass, raise a glass,
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.
Raise a glass, raise a glass,
Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.
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Oracle Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron]
Oracle
Fandom: Persona 5
Character: Futaba Sakurav1.
back once again in my oversize glasses
headset locked on straight to hackin
long red hair, kicked back relaxin
tetris shirt, all pieces matchinrunnin these streets by pushin these keys
packets attack in lightning speed
passwords crackin, whippin like cream
ali baba's back bitch, 40 thievesdon't front badass at the back of the team
level up, ding gratz, navigate supreme
analyze, last surprise, so weak in the knees
back up in the skies, necronomicon beamno trash mob slob can step to me
cuz medjed's dead, shit's so last week
i skip no trace, jump rope with ease
hopscotch hotsauce on ya bot armiesch.
i can ya take heart
without takin a step
outside of my room
cause i'm fresh to deathv2.
internets goin nuts for jokes, huh?
that's how you know I roll wit joker
hacks so deep, ichiban broker
don't go outside 'cause that's a no sirback from the dead, i'm a blast from the blast
like a bolt from the blue, i'm a take off my mask
i'm a ghost, i'm a phantom, kickin some ass
i'm a rise from my room, from my tomb, bring it backi cut 'em no slack, run a tight ship
stats so stacked o.p. wit drip
crew so racked and well equipped
that heads get turned and tables flippedheads will roll cause stakes is high
so exit trolls this is goodbye
i'm free as a bird, i'm a give 'em the slip
i'm a make like tree, lettuce leaf, i'm a dip-
Other Friends Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3]
Other Friends
Fandom: Steven Universe
Character: SpinelOhhhh steeeeven haha!
You weren’t always a powerful hero were you?
Hmhnhm hahhahahaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAYou did this
YOU ASKED FOR IT
Threw your friend on the backboard
Now we’ve fast forward
Just imagine if back then
Wan’t a sad story/
Wouldnt be kin to ya other friends
Ya mother then
Turned into some love oven
It must have been
Weird
It was so sudden
But I don’t CARE
Cause I’m here to help you do something
Show you how it feels
Turn your friends to NOTHING
(But little Steven saved the world
And now space is safe
No more gems are gonna come
And invade this place)
EEEEVERYONE FORGOT SPINEL
SO ILL TAKE THEIR PLACE
ERASE YOUR FATES
AND TURN THE GEMS TO PAPER WEIGHTS
*steven* [can you tell us who she is]
Oh well my mistake
My feet combined with vines for your diamonds sake
Who am I?
Spinel
Whatau even sayin
I’m the loser to the game you didn’t know you’were playin
*pearl* [it can’t be...]
Oohohooo
It’s can be, and it is!
I got a new style~
And a few new TOYS
That are gonna put an end to your happily ever after
ONCE AND FOR ALL!HOOK
That’s right, I heard the story over and over again
Gee it’s swell to finally meet her other friends
Ooooo that’s right I heard the story
Don’t really like how it ennnds
Gee it’s swell to finally meet (beat) her other friendsSKIT
Yo aiight, timeout. Spinel?!
(WHAT?!)
What about Nerdcore VPC?! Like... shouldn’t we be targeting them?
(Hohoho. that’s easy I can crush them after I get Steven....)
But.. what about Osiris
(Hahahah!! I’m the LEAST concerned about that one!! HAHAHAHA)I’m so flattered that you liked the old me,
Totally innocent, HA YOUR PHONY!!
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE to be left and lonely
Messed up so deep
Stressed and so weak
NO you were plaaanin to re-wipe my memories
It’s WORSE when your frieends are your rightful enemies
I CURSE all you gems and your spiteful energy
The true kind of love s’what I had
NOW LOOK AT MEinjector will kill everyone
I hate them
Protect your real friends
Careless with your fake ones
Ya stupid songs not gonna
Change my fate so
I swear I hate you
I SWEAR I HATE YOU
You change for the better
I change and I fall
I’m deranged so whatever
I’ll never be called
and I still miss her face
Pink why are you gone
Wasn’t good enough for you
Now I’m not good allHhehehe thats funny, right?
At least you found me entertaining
You actually like me?
Didn’t you?
*sobs*
What am I doing?....
Why do I want to hurt you so bad??
Im supposed to be your friend...
I just wanna be your friend...Wait.
HOOK
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La Danse Palourdes YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN]
La Danse Palourdes
Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Character: Dr. WeirdLive from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
My creations chafe being called nerdcore
So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
King of the castle
Fist my asshole
Splice DNA
And cause a scandal
Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
My dick give more than Christmas Day
Gave your momma that swordplay
Got more fish than Hemingway
On holiday in Uruguay
Hold the country hostage
death ray on some bond shit
Leather servant bondage likeOoh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird oohTruth teller like no cap
Disrespect like no DAP
Made a bot that hates rap
Ben Shapiro, no WAP
His wife dry like Atacama
Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
Capture all the local fauna
For the next monster to drop on ya
It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
Doc says you're outta luck
Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
This thing is almost ten foot long
Like a feral hog
Diet full of nitrogen
letting out these Primal WindsYour track? Never heard of it
Bars? not a word of it
Cleverness? Not detected
My dick? Not erected!
Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
You bouta need some Gatorade
You lookin like a mirror glaze
On entremet
I cut that cake now you're awake
Got new meds for you to take
Swallow now, sip of water
Have a nice dream of rappin harder
I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
Then I get gone like a space ghost
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