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Round One

Anything But the Hero
3 minute maximum length

Vocalist Challenge(s):
rap from a fandom perspective that is NOT the hero
use multis

Producer Challenge(s):
use vocalist sfx or clip built into the beat
sample the source material

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    Sort You Out .5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus]
    Lyrics
    Sort You Out

    Fandom: Harry Potter
    Character: The Sorting Hat

    This one goes out to my man Robert Galbraith.
    Sorting gang. We're the worst.

    [chorus] x2
    If I can sort you in then I can sort you out.
    You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about.
    How did Lord Voldemort find supportive crowds?
    See, you're taught to be naughty in the naughty house.

    [verse 1]
    I set the wheels in motion. I sense your real emotions
    and send you reeling into the field I've chosen.
    Perchance evil potions, deeds of deep revulsion.
    I'll achieve my goals as long as I meet the quotient.
    I'm not even coaching, just picking the teams
    and filling Slytherin with all of the shittiest tweens.
    These kids will be in smithereens and no one intervenes.
    My little scheme tickles me till I split at the seams.
    And Dumbledore...
    Did you think that dumdum just stumbled through the door?
    Or got that gig on merits? Like being careless
    and looking away when children perish
    in perilous scenarios? Or get very close to some scary ghost
    with varicose veins and hairy toes, wearing burial clothes?
    I put him in with confidence
    that I would find the odd use for his obtuse incompetence.

    [chorus] x2

    [verse 2]
    Who divides and conquers spies and plonkers?
    'Tis I, the bonnet. "And why? It's wrong?" 'Cause I'm just bonkers.
    My best sponsors are mindless wanderers,
    floundering onwards unaware of what unkindness conjures.
    Blind, unconscious, while I write destinies
    and set trajectories. Yes I'm a hat, but I pick the accessories.
    Expressed unease, rest in peace. No one suspects a headpiece,
    but I've got the future all laid out in excel spreadsheets.
    Deadbeats and death eaters make up my faculty
    I pick the children like fruit off an apple tree.
    The alchemy of apathy as I essentialize,
    categorize and emphasize the differential lines.
    Never empathize. Just spread empty lies like how Mars and Venus,
    and vulvas, ovaries, balls and penis
    share an important link, and other sordid things.
    It's a boring kink, I know, but I sort of think...

    [chorus]

    [outro variant]
    If I can sort you in then I can sort you out.
    You couldn't thwart all the things that I've brought about.
    How did Joanne Rowling find supportive crowds?
    See, you're taught to be naughty...

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    Be More 1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot]
    Lyrics
    Be More

    Fandom: Adventure Time
    Character: BMO

    Intro – Narrator: This little living computer game system is BMO. My information doesn’t
    seem to say wether they are a he, or a she, just BMO. Oh well.

    BMO: Who wants to play Video GAMES?!?! Check it out Ya’ll.

    CHORUS

    When it gets hard to fight
    there's nothing left to fear
    They'll never turn out my light
    I'll always be right here

    VERSE

    Well I'm,
    Usually confusedly miss-gendered as a dude you see
    Oops a Dees-y seems he's a she
    She, snoozily approves being believed to be a summary of these;
    Male female and a dissociative identity

    Attendency is rendering me mentally free
    to achieve my dreams and schemes
    and to be the side kick I'm meant to be

    Shit sent from me directly behind
    A human centipede extensively entering blind
    on some adventure time

    CHORUS

    When it gets hard to fight
    there's nothing left to fear
    They'll never turn out my light
    I'll always be right here

    Resigned and inclined
    I’ll find time to unwind
    I'm designed to align your dexterity and your grind

    It's a synch in a pinch
    You glimpse and make it simp for a
    Hit of the shit on my circuitry unit
    working these movements

    I'm a tag along sang a song bang a gong vagabond
    hanging on to every last wrong
    and it makes me strong

    Power on for the people, not Jesus, Not evil

    Im BMO no EGO no Gender No equal

    BRIDGE

    I'm not broken robot
    Just need a technician with a soft spot

    Whatever comes next
    We'll be together on a mission an adventure

    We will fight for us
    With everything we can never gonna give up

    Thank you for my strength
    And making me as strong as I was meant to be

    CHORUS ABRIDGED

    When it gets hard to fight
    Just need a technician with a soft spot

    There's nothing left to fear
    We’ll be together on a mission an adventure

    They'll never turn out my light
    With everything we can never gonna give up

    I'll always be right here

    BMO: I Love you too, Goodbye!

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    In Memoriam of Flotsam and Jetsam 2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX]
    Lyrics
    In Memoriam of Flotsam and Jetsam

    Fandom: The Little Mermaid
    Character: Ursula

    Intro:
    Come with me down below
    Sink into my catacombs
    See how deep you will go
    find the spot you'll call home
    forevermore

    Verse 1:
    This is Armageddon, be ready when karma beckons
    This class is now in session, you need to learn your lesson
    This Queen is not from heaven, but divine in my confessions
    This connection of rejection has lead to my transgressions
    You think you have control over how my life would go
    You thought I would rot in your exiled onslaught
    You think I'd be controlled by such veil souls
    You thought you got the villain, [laugh] I think not

    Hook:
    Enter my Leviathan
    Won't you explore deep within
    Don't be shy, Just let me in
    Come and let us taste your sin

    Verse 2:
    Poor little creatures you are all now my possessions
    Unfortunately your saviour will have to witness this lesson
    Souls eventually endure tension, Seven, controlled like weapons
    Nereid was my profession until you Sirened my aggression
    Sweet child, it could be undone, but that's no fun, it's just begun
    Flotsam, Jetsam, My poor henchmen, your defeat will be complete
    My screams will leave you deafened, your souls are mine to keep
    Remember this is Armageddon, now children it's time to eat

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    T Anti Hero [BVNE, El Diaz]
    Lyrics
    T

    Fandom: Resident Evil
    Character: Albert Wesker

    I know these noises of the dead are not the voices in my head
    Keeping focused, staying stressed
    Till they all get laid to rest
    Is the T the violence virus? I'm the monster making bets
    No solace sirens, silent tyrants celebrate with death (hey)
    You are alone
    Floundering in my control
    You won't be making it home
    Losing your soul
    This mansion is more than I've shown
    I'll lead you off on your own
    Use you for combat data with no one to save ya
    My experiments will chase ya, waste ya, taste ya flava
    "Everyday, humans come one step closer to self destruction"
    In many ways, I'm here to save them
    They cannot see that they're puppets
    And I alone, the master might control the world, I'm after
    Global dominance, with power I'll evolve the bastards

    Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
    I don't think that they see, what I've done with T
    Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
    I don't think that they see, what I've done to me

    Infect myself, I am no longer a human being
    I am all powerful, I'm something you have never seen
    This betrayal is the start, now you'll see the pain
    "Sure, I'm not human anymore, but (just) look at the power (I've) gained!"

    Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
    I don't think that they see what I've done with T
    Pull the strings of genes, make the fiends make em bleed
    I don't think that they see what I've done to me

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    Space Seed [#%^] [MessiahCarey, Jared Sparks]
    Lyrics
    Space Seed

    Fandom: Star Trek deep cuts
    Character: Khan Noonien Singh

    SPACE SEED
    [#%^]

    Woke up, knife to the docs throat
    No fucks, others might have lost hope
    But i’m a product of the best of the 90s
    And I got the best of the best behind me

    A descendant of the remnants of the great clans
    I like a brave man who can make plans and take stands
    A depraved band of snake hands won’t make it very far
    In the these great lands

    Great lands in need of a new make of a man
    That’s me, you can check your fuckin brain scans
    Before i burn your stuff into a waste land
    I will learn enough to turn your luck quicker than fate can

    Ten times your strength and my mind’s intense
    End of the line been to the vine
    Grew into wine, i spent a lifetime
    Then i went on take whatever is mine by divine intent
    That’s everything
    And now time is bent in my favor
    You were not meant to understand my behavior
    My awful capers from the past will make me an awesome savior
    For your own sins and perversions

    History repeats itself, who wins in this version?
    Khan
    I can only give you a hint of the burden of what it is to be a superior build build of a person

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    A.L.L.A.H. Broken Pixels [Nomad, Equivalent Exchange]
    Lyrics
    A.L.L.A.H.

    Fandom: Attack on Titan
    Character: attack titan

    Verse
    Im your salvation, the future of humanity
    ,Ever since creation I maneuvered fuh yuh freedom
    Im the suture for your sanity, Im the one you needing
    when yo dreams succumb to gravity, nopeifying homicide

    by open-wide, groping to keep hope alive, oversized
    Immortalized, patricide pacified, dopamine
    RUSH more potent than the dhovakin, no mercyI,
    KillMYenemies BYanymeans, welcome to

    the game, everybody is the same but I shift
    and I’m different, go berserk and go to work like a doctor,
    leave em looking awkward, kick em like its soccer
    Imma keep emhumble, before they start to rumble

    the titan shinigam, hands blam like a mini-gun,
    Theres so many gone, aint taking shit from anyone,
    Theres so many wronged, Im the storm before the calm
    Giving hypersonic alms with open hand atomic palms

    Hook x4
    They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
    So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
    (They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
    They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)

    Verse
    My people been herded, getting fat from preserves,
    Heaven sent to devil bent, save the last for desert
    Fortified, horrified, everybody sure to die
    Because the one above us was thinking it’s deserved

    Now we brutalized, due to lies, even if we shoot em high
    Moot applies, do or die, everyday is suicide
    Lord have mercy who decides, its you and you and you and I,
    This aint a place for pacifists, I like to bring the pain baby

    Fueled by the slain yeah, I go against the grain hey
    maybe I’m a masochist, I’m doing what Im glad to do,
    I do it cause I’m mad at you, I dont need the gratitude
    What you had for supper, is why you catching uppercuts

    I'm the funky child, born of the lords of the underground
    What goes around comes around, When you hear the thunder sound
    They getting torn to shreds, its why Im born and bred
    Its karma for his mama but the dramas for my arm and leg

    Hook x4
    They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
    So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
    (They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
    They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)

    Bridge
    I’m growing quick Im throwing shit cause we aint bout to coexist
    Spit dripping from my lips while Im ripping through your clique
    I plugged the hole up with a stone so they leave our ass alone
    Now you aint gotta worry bout them coming to ya home
    And once I put that armor on aint nobody harmin yall
    You aint getting eaten once Ive beaten and defeated em
    They’ve bitten off your arm leg leg arm head
    And I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead

    Hook x4
    They bitten of our arms they bitten of our legs
    So I aint gonna stop til every one of them is dead
    (They bitten off our arms legs legs arm heads
    They bitten off our arms legs legs arm head)

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    Gunstar Yellow Chip & Tune Res-Q Rangers [AJB, Alex is Free]
    Lyrics
    Gunstar Yellow

    Fandom: Gunstar Heroes
    Character: Ginstar Yellow

    Fixed shot or free shot, I'll pull you outta that tight spot,
    What I've got is skills to pay the bills, never much for that time cop
    Stuff, my family more does than enough to keep our planet safe,
    Of course I'm sure that's what they said about Gunstars 1 through 8

    In the Gameboy Advance, I got my second chance,
    The Third Eye is semi-charmed, we got super-powers and loaded arms,
    So we're bringing harm to the empire, chaser lightning and force fire,
    General Grey better retire, we inspire that haywire

    Doc Brown runs the weapons, and I run the jewels,
    And by jewels, I mean gems, so please don't be confused
    I assist Red & Blue through each map and each level,
    I'm in the details, guess that makes me the devil

    I'm the pilot, call me the captain, feeling pretty under control until it happens,
    We sneak up behind you, ZAP! Then everything goes dark with your tracking,
    I'm back in to navigating my heartbeat is palpitating,
    That start button could start something but you don't want nothing!

    (Chorus)
    We are the future, we are the super, so raise your glass here's to the blast, Gunstar Heroes
    We are are the cavalry, we are primary, so place your bets, we are what's left, Gunstar Heroes

    Maria Hill of the 3YE, if you need help can count on me,
    Got my headset so you best bet that my threat level is dead red,
    I'm one part Bulma, two parts Sailor Mercury,
    Don't let my big eyes fools ya. I'll tear you limb from limb mercilessly

    My sibling is gender fluid, non-binary so I've included
    Their pronouns as they/them/theirs, Red is so debonair,
    And my boy Blue is killing it with that sweatband, I'm feeling it,
    If you take it off I'm stealing it, won't get it back so deal with it

    My oldest brother was lost, he saved the world, but at what cost,
    The price he paid was his life, he made the ultimate sacrifice,
    Feeling like he betrayed us he killed the God who enslaved us,
    Blew up his mech just to save us, so respect the peace he gave us

    That giant boom made four new moons, five whoops I spoke too soon,
    Each holds a gem tight, but the fifth doesn't look right,
    That's no small moon, not tonight, it's the Empire's satellite,
    So let's do what we do best: FIGHT!

    Chorus

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    Valentine Detective Agency CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad]
    Lyrics
    Valentine Detective Agency

    Fandom: Fallout 4
    Character: Nick Valentine

    Valentine Detective Agency

    [VERSE 1]
    Diamond City, you'll find him sitting, Shining pretty,
    When crimes are fishy, he's diving in, and he's finding history,
    Kinda shifty, your hidings shitty, I'll find it quickly,
    I'm tired of quizzing, I fire em quickly, your fried and crispy
    Harriet Tubman, I'm helping out with the railroad,
    Carrying something, my trunk will fill up like J Lo
    Anger the gunman, you making nothing but stale dough
    Manage to touch em, I thump him, you go to jail bro,
    The Institute, are just picking people to flicker through,
    They quick remove, and replace them basically switcheroo
    They taking ages, they send in agents I pray for you,
    They breaking rules, this is blatant flagrant, I make em lose,
    Rock bottom hurts its too drastic sober I'm henny slurping
    Blue cotton shirts, cute fabrics woven, you jelly? Perfect
    Too hot my circuits, are overloading with deadly serpents
    You got some work then just pass it over to Ellie Perkins,

    [VERSE 2]
    Be your companion from the dead zone to far harbour
    Cyborg a stallion you dread chrome I'm far harder
    All hope abandoned when heads blown I'm part martyr
    Too raw and handsome I'm well known, Travis Barker
    I'm hacking terminals, ladies come get your private dick
    I'm acting merciful, you maybe you shouldn't try it kid
    I'm blasting murder you, no shading where the iris is
    This man is versatil, get paid in cheques for finding shit,
    My chest synthetic, I'll blow your head and I wont regret it,
    You'll need a medic, get slowly deaded it's so pathetic
    I'm more humane than this whole plane I'm empathetic
    I'm super brave and I'm getting paid handfulls of credits
    I'm at peace with, the vault loads of vagrants
    Try be decent, we all glow the same kid,
    Never bleeding, this cyborg is painless,
    Its not a secret, because you all know my name is,

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    Redd Is the New Green Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21]
    Lyrics
    Redd Is the New Green

    Fandom: Animal Crossing
    Character: Redd

    Everybody calls me Redd
    But my favorite color is Green
    Hit me with the bread
    I hit you with a deal
    It's a cousin thing
    Just don't ask about the art smuggling
    Full of surprises like Lupin
    To get you the prices like Groupon
    Crude, the way I wheel and deal
    I'm droppin' clues
    Might have more than one OG in Stock
    if I'm in the mood
    Swell, you want the statue?
    Hit me with the bells then relax,
    Check the mail tomorrow, I'll get back at you.

    Chorus:
    I brought the deals
    I'm saying Y'all
    It's quite the steal.
    Cop that piece if it's got you feelin feels
    It don't matter if it's fake or if it's real cuz
    x2

    Come a long way since the days of selling furniture
    Now the title is "Fine Art Servicer"
    Museum security staff murderer
    I'm just trying to be a good merchant, sure
    Took a tiny swerve in the curvature
    Talk too fast might need an interpreter
    Costs 2 grand and a spleen, it's worth it sir
    Got curators feelin like they curse is cursed.

    Chorus

    He's gettin unstoppable
    Each mission impossible
    Finally notice it's missin
    I'm on my boat rollin' optimos
    Just bought me a trolley, called it Code Redd
    No we toppin' on Interpols most wanted
    Criminal extraordinaire with savings as the aftermath
    Stay outta the way or catch an elbow like I'm Cactus Jack
    Got the goods locked in a safe but I'm crackin' that
    Kraken of the seas, the Fox with a captains hat

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    Show'NTell Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako]
    Lyrics
    Show'NTell

    Fandom: Cowboy Bebop
    Character: Jet Black

    They know me well
    My rep precedes me
    I’m the best at what I do
    Get a clue
    Yeah yeah

    It’s show and tell
    When they see me
    I’m the best at what I do
    Get a clue
    Yeah yeah

    You’re in my space
    Aye
    This is my race
    Aye
    You will always be behind me

    Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
    No no
    Don’t talk to me like I’m mad
    Don’t do it

    That’s a throwback for ya
    Forget what I can do and it could go bad for ya
    Been in the trenches building a rep
    You know why they call me black dog
    Not because I’m savage with the ladies.
    I won’t cap nah
    But if you got baggage that you hate and
    Need it tracked down
    I got the squad to do it. It’s gravy
    Put the cash down
    Aye

    Y’all hypin lil bro cuz he reckless
    Okay
    But we both borderline obsessive
    Yeah
    Look at me, I’m constantly progressing
    He’s stuck in his past
    And it’s sad

    That’s why I’m the leader
    I stay in my bag
    I'm not the one. You gotta pay for the task
    I’m Emeril Lagasse
    If you in my posse
    If you think I use too much flavor just ask

    I stay on my Ragu I’m saucing
    They know that it’s costly
    To blip on my radar I’m fast
    To turn a bounty into a pile of cash
    Can’t trust many people
    Cuz friendship is evil
    like Udai. Betrayal, it seems like a Fad
    Being naive costs and arm and leg
    If you’re lucky you might add some shine from the trash
    You’ll catch the blues trying to hide when we track
    And it goes like

    They know me well
    My rep precedes me
    I’m the best at what I do
    Get a clue
    Yeah yeah

    It’s show and tell
    When they see me
    I’m the best at what I do
    Get a clue
    Yeah yeah

    You’re in my space
    aye
    This is my race
    aye
    You will always be behind me

    If you’re on my bad side I’m a shark
    Always been paper first even for pleasure
    Want full pockets like I hit Spiders from Mars
    Sometimes your circle is brilliant
    But take too many risks hold order in high disregard

    Constantly feel like I’m babysitting
    Look I’m mean with the steel but I’ll slay the kitchen
    Trip and I don’t need to act cause Faye can get you
    Easy to feel secure when the lady’s Vicious
    And that pun was intended
    Respected so I just have fun with the system

    Plus when I’m spittin
    I glide on the track like it’s Astro (Astral)
    Not talking bout Gate hackers. I’m past those
    Grind hard. Look I hate slackers. I bag folks
    Turn em in. Take the cake. After I dash though
    Have fun. Raise the stakes. Gotta Make it stack mo’

    Might try to gamble with the Woolongs
    You can’t even handle what my GroupOn
    Not talking discounts either. Full price up front or you gone
    You want beef I’ll give you bell peppers to chew on

    Keep it moving if you say my star could fall
    I know losing people might be too hard for y’all
    But I’ve been ditched I’ve been broken I’ve been scarred and all
    Should have abandonment issues the way they’ve all run off

    But I grieve when I grind
    My heart’s gonna bleed every time
    Til I find my peace still inside
    That’s after I reach deep in my mind
    My heart’ll catch the blues but I still remain a beast can't deny

    They know me well
    My rep precedes me
    I’m the best at what I do
    Get a clue
    Yeah yeah

    It’s show and tell
    When they see me
    I’m the best at what I do
    Get a clue
    Yeah yeah

    You’re in my space
    aye
    Shipping my place
    aye
    You will always be behind me

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    Daddy Issues Dive Bars [Stalara, Myk Media]
    Lyrics
    Daddy Issues

    Fandom: Sailor Moon
    Character: The Black Lady

    So, I ran to the edge of a forsaken place. And took the hand of a man with a misshapen face. He spoke of infinite power, we remaking fates. Nemesis awaken and it awakened in me. Watashi wa Black Lady

    Watashi wa obsessive
    And I may come off aggressive.
    My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
    But just so damn impressive
    And what i need, what I need, what I need you to know

    You know A rough childhood can make a good girl go bad,
    A rough childhood can make a good girl go mad.
    I’ve had 900 years of rough childhood.
    Ready to burn it all down like piled wood.

    Watashi wa obsessive
    And I may come off aggressive.
    My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
    But just so damn impressive

    And what i need, what I need, what I need you to know
    Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoes.
    And what i need, what I need, what I need is a decision
    I got daddy issues, which one will you choose?

    Do I need you too much?
    I know I could stand up on my own.
    But baby you are my crutch.
    These tears they bring down all those high tones.

    Cause when I’m lookin’ at you.
    I see my best friend and my hero.
    And what can I do?
    Cause I can’t go back to zero!

    So I ran to the edge of a forsaken place. And took the hand of a man with a misshapen face. He spoke of infinite power, we remaking fates. Nemesis awakens and it awakened in me. Watashi wa Black Lady

    Watashi wa obsessive
    And I may come off aggressive.
    My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
    But just so damn impressive

    And what i need, what I need, what I need you to know
    Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoes

    You know A rough childhood can make a good girl go bad,
    A rough childhood can make a good girl go mad.
    I’ve had 900 years of rough childhood.
    Ready to burn it all down like piled wood.

    Watashi wa obsessive
    And I may come off aggressive.
    My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
    But just so damn impressive

    And what i need, what I need, what I need you to know
    Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoes.
    Is I got Daddy Issues, I wanna be in her shoes.

    Watashi wa obsessive
    And I may come off aggressive.
    My friends think I’m just a little possessive.
    But just so damn impressive

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    Bandit's Secret dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G]
    Lyrics
    Bandit's Secret

    Fandom: Hunter x Hunter
    Character: Chrollo

    Sample:
    Forever set, a precious moon is lost
    The others mourn him with ceremony grand
    Rising up to heaven the lighting moon frost
    With a melody from the mourning band
    Harvest barren wine spilled
    Lovers slumber beside the bloody, scarlet eyes
    Though cut in half shall be your number

    Verse 1:
    Whether a heist or a verse, it’s highly rehearsed
    If you don’t fight me at first then I’ll politely be cursed
    Use a Ben’s knife to end lives, whenever my friends fight
    We use the flip of a coin to keep our heads right
    A specialized crew, we victimize fools
    Who drape their wrongdoings in society’s rules
    We rob from the rich and head somewhere scenic
    Give it to the me cause I swear that I need it
    Born in a meteors crater, not a hero or savior
    Racking up favors, just to zero it later
    Put a price on my own head diversionary tactics
    Battled assassins and we all did wicked backflips
    No time for the devil, I’m a couple letters off
    Like a mob boss’ daughter you’d be so much better off
    If the power that you held was just committed to my journal
    Where it can reside for all of time eternal

    Hook:
    Gotta see it to believe it
    Open the book and read it
    Tell me all your secrets
    Your powers not deleted
    I promise that I’ll keep it
    And I’ll let you stay alive
    Not quite even exchange
    But we all must pay a price
    Put your hand on the book
    Put your life in my hands
    Not a bad deal
    At least from where I stand

    Verse 2:
    Eight legs, twin fangs, big gang
    Leave the whole town of York New in pain
    With strats and tactics, my reach is near galactic
    The mastermind is back and his pack is massive
    Only seventh place, with respect to strength
    But I come in first at accepting blame
    Might sneak onto a boat to reach another continent
    But at this point I’d hope the obstinance is obvious
    King of the dirt hill, the mole hill, the ant hill
    When we see another bug we drop the anvil
    Fight to a standstill, life is a land fill
    But it’s my landfill, and the fight in me is ample
    the head of this spider, no arachnid sits higher
    Lack a number on my back as a status signifier
    Like a cross that’s been inverted, the cause has been perverted
    Associated hunters are naught but a diversion

    Hook:
    Gotta see it to believe it
    Open the book and read it
    Tell me all your secrets
    Your powers not deleted
    I promise that I’ll keep it
    And I’ll let you stay alive
    Not quite even exchange
    But we all must pay a price
    Put your hand on the book
    Put your life in my hands
    Not a bad deal
    At least from where I stand

    Verse 3:
    A troupe of phantoms, that grouped at random
    The type to take some eyes or a tooth for ransom
    Labeled trash or refuse and then abandoned
    Luckily for all I had some agency to hand them
    I forged this gang in devotions flame
    Then quenched the blade in our ocean of pain
    The resources we gained sparked greed uncontained
    And the forces we faced are how our power was obtained
    Master of my own fate, master of my own floor
    The bastard that you all hate, who settles all his own scores/
    I rock two crosses which amount to options/
    For saying your prayers when you count your losses/

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    Playtime ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove]
    Lyrics
    Playtime

    Fandom: Steven Universe
    Character: Spinel

    playtime is a song written from the perspective of the character Spinel from Steven Universe the Movie, who in the film is brought to a place of anger from her feelings of abandonment and decides to take out her pain on those who the person she thought loved her had chosen instead.

    ----

    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    And but a fool to dream
    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    My solo losing team
    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    Some plaything you don't need
    Implied that I was good enough
    but that wasn't what you'd mean

    --

    That's right, my Rose has thorns to spare
    Chose from those who'd care, I didn't make the cut
    Bright light's supposed to burn, so fair
    Goes to show we shared unbidden cravings

    But it's like time spent with gems depends
    On whims and ends that tend to shift and bend for some
    She'd lied but I played pretend because
    (I thought we were best friends)

    Such a clod to trust and want you
    Ushered on through signs of threats
    Hence rushed and got too much involved
    You'd once upon new times for deference

    Burned not read, deferred to death
    While blurred intent left much distress
    I learned instead, then heard he'd said
    (I love my friends)

    --

    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    And but a fool to dream
    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    My solo losing team
    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    Some plaything you don't need
    Implied that I was good enough
    but that wasn't what you'd mean

    --

    I don't wanna play no more, forewarning
    Know every available port is storming
    Time to come and take what's yours
    Performing hostilities for culpabilities you're ignoring

    But I was so adorable, right? Your darling
    Now I'm such horrible sight and starving
    How durable is your world to blight? It's starting
    Deplorable basket case not asking to bargain

    Beg your pardon but the loneliest of stones hit the dark
    In the garden where the only thing we'd grow is apart
    Now I've hardened far too slowly, only known for the sharp bits
    For audience of one heartless narcissist in charge

    You're not her but hide behind a target shaped grin
    You've prospered, denying me the cross I've beared since
    Imposter! I've lost all so you could just exist?
    Your roster's soon crossed off my to do justice list

    --

    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    Harm or be harmed it seems
    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    Your turn to lose some things
    That's right, I'm not the one to love
    Now playtime's over, see?
    Feels like now I'm not good at all
    And I'm gonna watch you bleed

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    Frankenstein's Monster Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]
    Lyrics
    Frankenstein's Monster

    Fandom: Marvel
    Character: Magneto

    Frankenstein's Monster - Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]

    -Verse 1-
    It's all good in the brotherhood
    My iron level is up to Par like Tiger Woods
    Tailored good, suited in my ways considered the bad guy
    but let's look into the neighborhood yes we should
    The same peers saying fight the power
    Use double standards to take the power out the fight
    every hour
    Every minute every second that you breathe cuz to the humans you gutter trash wolverine metal fiend
    Controlling metals in my the palm of my hand
    The same heavy metal the main criminals can understand
    Without a question claiming I'm the lethal weapon learn a lesson what happens if...
    Serve and protecting now had a change of plans
    Man you still mad at what the 80s did, but let tech become the prime source of raising kids
    While you sit and worship what Xavier did
    Just know I don't need a squad protecting the crib

    -Hook-
    You say we all people
    but at the same time we not equal (we know)
    I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)

    I just wanna roam on my own
    can't you just leave me alone
    So blessed with the ego
    Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)

    -Verse 2-
    (We go) presto change, Mystique on the pipsqueaks, no Black Panther cutting this deep
    Strip the power away from these rich geeks
    To the one With small shock value, like who let Jubilee speak...
    You burn bridges I move bridges in my direction
    Make decisions like one ways in the intersection
    No more mutants so intentional
    Then next call the X-Men when there's the night of the sentinels
    You hate Rogue but you carry traits of mistakes,
    You hate Storm(s) cuz you probably drown in a lake
    Yo hate Charles you outside of your mind
    Acting like Cable and Bishop always losing track of time, yeah
    The Uncle Sam of magnesium taking capital and teasing em, stimulating the medium
    Worldwide I'm reaching em, what I'm teaching 'em is calling me the villain when its your own peers doing the killings
    I'm just chilln

    -Hook-
    You say we all people
    but at the same time we not equal (we know)
    I am not your hero, but you view evil by the peephole (zeroes)

    I just wanna roam on my own
    Can't you just leave me alone
    So blessed with the ego
    Come and take shots at Magneto (heroes)

    Take your best shot at Magneto x4
    Take your best shot at Magneto x4
    (You heroes are zeroes) x2

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    I'm So Bored Floe Riden [Storyville, DJ Taiyouken]
    Lyrics
    I'm So Bored

    Fandom: Death Note
    Character: Ryuk

    Hook:

    I'm so bored/ I'm so bored
    There's nothing to do in this realm that I haven't done before

    I'm so bored/ I'm so bored
    The world we live in is rotten to its apple core

    V1

    All we do is gamble, walk around in shambles
    with no life, no light, no trees, no apples
    I sit and lurk on this rock amongst desert, dirt and rot
    until I work up this plot, to stir up the pot/

    Happen to be, casually, walking by this portal
    and sort of, dropped my Death Note, accidentally
    silly me, I'll have to leave the decay, gray and gloom and
    pay a vacay down into the world of thee humans/

    Ryuk is the name-o, intrigue is the game so
    I'll take any sort of outcome if it isn't the same old -
    same - I soared off this ledge down this vortex
    I'm immortal and yet being bored all to death/

    I need drama, surprise, not my problem who dies
    my Shinagami eye spies this Light Yagami guy
    I've been consumed with listlessness but he's listing things;
    Hmmmm.... humans are so interesting/

    Hook

    V2

    I've been a Shinagami for years, here's what I got for ya
    I wrote rules to this book in English cause it's popular
    a step-by-step instruction before you rush in
    and keep your game on track while you write names in that/

    First, and this is obviously what's in store
    the human who is scribbled on the page will hit the morgue
    but when you write the name, picture their visage
    so individu-als with the same name aren't being written/

    next is, a lesson, for the adepted, you can spece-
    -fi a cause of death within 40 seconds
    if that part is not attested, the result is not in question,
    a heart attack in chest leading to cardiac arrest is/

    six point six six minutes are then given to finish the business
    which incidentally can't be used on little infants
    can't misspell the victim four times or that's that
    and if you lose the Note, got 490 days to get it back/

    Hook

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    Yujiro Green Lotus [Osiris Green, RiotOnTheBeat]
    Lyrics
    Yujiro

    Fandom: Baki
    Character: Yujiro Hanma

    Yujiro
    (Demon In The Back)

    Intro/Bridge:
    I think y’all funny/ I like y’all bloody/
    I keep my shoes muddy/ Shit bout to get ugly/
    Ima lion out the cage and i’m feelin jah hungry/
    A savage for the ages, here to take my money/

    Hook: 2x
    Bitch I ain’t no hero,
    (Demon In The Back)
    They call me Yujiro/
    (Demon In The Back)
    Alias is Ogre/
    (Demon In The Back)
    Against me then its over/
    (Demon In The Back)

    Verse1:
    Kill all of your soldiers, ima one man army/
    You can try to use guns, y’all weapons can’t harm me/
    If you think you can stop me, than we can party/
    This is not sparring, I am not Baki/
    It could be karate, it will be boxing/
    When the pain hits you, it is not stopping/
    If you do not know me, than do not approach me/
    I’ll tear out your eye just like Doppo Orochi/
    You bleeding out slowly, and laying below me/
    Said you was a fighter you gotta be joking/
    Looks to me like you need way more experience/
    Traveled the world, spread out my lineage/
    Winnings continuous,
    Fuck all your titles, I beat all the Kios,
    Bitch, I am Survival!/

    Bridge:
    I think y’all funny/
    (Demon In The Back Bruh)
    I like y’all bloody/
    (Demon In My Back Ya’ll)
    I keep my shoes muddy/
    (Demon In The Back Tho)
    Shit bout to get ugly/
    (Demon In The Back Yo)
    Ima lion out the cage/
    (Demon In The Back)
    And i’m feelin jah hungry/
    (Demon In The Back)
    A savage for the ages/
    (Demon In The Back)
    Here to take my money/
    (Demon In The Back)

    Hook: 2x
    Bitch I ain’t no hero,
    (Demon In The Back)
    They call me Yujiro/
    (Demon In The Back)
    Alias is Ogre,
    (Demon In The Back)
    Against me then its over/
    (Demon In The Back)
    Bitch I ain’t no hero/
    They call me Yujiro/
    Alias is Ogre/
    Against me then its over/

    END

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    Rap Genius Hard Corey and A Dinosaur [Hard Corey, A Dinosaur]
    Lyrics
    Rap Genius

    Fandom: Fringe
    Character: Gene the Cow

    I was eating grass
    I was chillin' out
    Now I'm in a lab
    I think that I'm trapped
    Cuz he couldn't use a rat to bring him back
    Maybe i should join a frat
    While I'm here in this basement in Cambridge
    I ain't seen the sun or the sky in like ages
    His crimes I'm a silent witness I write em down on pages in my mind
    I got a nice mew to moo and graze in
    But my mind's caged in this cage
    And I'm raging and grazing
    Am I an accomplice to his accomplishments?
    While I chomp this grass and ponder this:
    Am I anonymous?
    Or am I synonymous with the Bishop's lies
    Forgotten in his church the dimensions of his crimes
    Cuz he lied to himself in the mirror
    Hear the liеs he told himself
    Selfish with his fеar
    That his mind broke hope nope
    But for the son who's torn soul
    Stole from the same father through a hole
    Dimensional portal a dad who couldn't let go

    Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
    Only cow who's a genius
    Open dimensions right at their hinges
    That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

    Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
    Only cow who's a genius
    Open dimensions right at their hinges
    That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

    Don't have a cow, we're awful pets
    But I do get compliments
    When they spot me in black and white outfits
    And when I'm in amber I look so fresh
    Droppin' lean rhymes
    In New York strip club lines
    They all scream out
    Anthropomorphin' time
    But my gift to spit n quip so hip n hypnotic
    Was born in the lab oozing vials so toxic
    Blowing up papayas with googly eyes "science"
    The war with the other side opened my eyelids
    Not for the FBI or to solve a crime
    They just wanted chocolate milk so one time
    So he force fed me cocoa beans you know just to see
    But what made me the meanest bovine mc
    That this earth's ever seen
    Is that Cortexiphan lean
    That I sipped unseen in season 3
    Astrid is my dream she brushes my fur and my teeth
    You call her Asterisk, Astrox, Aspirin
    You old cruel fool, her name's Astrid, you ass, say Astrid
    And you can call me Boss Taurus
    If you removed your brain and forgot my name
    Here's the chorus

    Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
    Only cow who's a genius
    Open dimensions right at their hinges
    That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

    Move Bishop get out the way
    Get out the way bish'
    Get out the way
    Move Bishop get out the way
    Get out the way
    I'm escaping today

    Nice to meet you I am Gene kids
    Only cow who's a genius
    Open dimensions right at their hinges
    That's where you'll find me out at the fringes

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    65 Million Years B.C. Häagen Dûdz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper]
    Lyrics
    65 Million Years B.C.

    Fandom: Chrono Trigger
    Character: random cave guy number 2

    [Verse 1]

    Ayla from Ioka
    You're the cream to my mocha
    You're my sugar and my safety
    Take your soup to elevate me
    Ayla from Ioka I just want you to see me
    Party like it's 65 million BC
    Ayla from Ioka
    You're the cream to my mocha
    You're my sugar and my safety
    Take your soup to elevate me
    Ayla from Ioka I just want you to see me
    Party like it's 65 million BC

    [Chorus]

    You drink your caveman soup
    You drink your caveman soup
    You drink your caveman soup
    You drink your caveman soup

    [Verse 2]

    Chrono come alive like it's 1995
    Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
    Chrono come alive like it's 1995
    Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
    Chrono come alive like it's 1995
    Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling
    Chrono come alive like it's 1995
    Like it's 1995 and the dance floor is calling

    Chorus]

    You drink your caveman soup
    You drink your caveman soup
    You drink your caveman soup
    You drink your caveman soup

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    Beam Me Up Team Up Ill Capwn & Al Seer [Ill Seer, Al Capwn]
    Lyrics
    Beam Me Up Team Up

    FANDOM: Star Trek
    Character: Scotty

    Ill Capwn & Al Seer - Round 1 - Beam Me Up Team Up

    Sarnia beam me up! Two stars Teaming up …

    “Stop what you’re doing
    I’m about to ruin
    The imagine of James Doohan
    That you’re used to …”

    This is my Voyage on the starship enterprise
    Boy learn from my hardship but ain’t here to mentor guys
    Face it you’ve known The LAD FROM ABERDEEN
    Sadly seen his spaceship blown to reams of smithereens
    The real McCoy no Bones about it
    Got a leg up on Pegg yup
    Boy, no need to moan about it
    What’s the matter?
    Can’t mix matter and antimatter yall
    As an Admiral I’d batter her lateral
    Penetration of the battle call
    with the concentration of Adderall
    Next Generation I’m glad for yall
    We were rougher and tougher but ya saved me from the buffer
    Feel the bloke so nice he provoke the ominous Romulans
    Steal their cloak device and move our omnibus on again …

    Sarnia beam me up! Two stars Teaming up …

    This next verse for y’all
    Not just a fan man
    It’s personal

    These are the confessions of a reckless freckled trekkie
    Heck yes, care less about the heckles
    watched whenever my parents let me
    Though after NG, it got Minimal cheers
    Seer always cheered for the original engineer
    Our past meant we had a bond
    Two daft lads from the same small pond
    Don’t you laugh at Fonz
    The path you’re on
    Is Wrath 0f Khan
    same house, same school, same city
    I’ll name names Cyril & James so no Lame pity
    Two humans met at our highschool SCITS Revue Reunion
    The man in the zone watch me handbone for Mr. Doohan
    This ain’t no fake random fandom from a distance
    For goodness sake this man done grew up in the same residence!

    Sarnia beam me up! Two stars Teaming up …

    Not to soil it …
    but we used the same toilet …

    Spaceship safety tip
    Never hand over your transporter,
    Ever track mans out of a landrover ?
    Beam you tribbles for your troubles
    Particle stream Ripples through the bubble
    Yo moron your Finito
    Hit you with the Proton Torpedoes
    Don’t smirk or mock I’m locked on the scotch
    Remember who is Rappin here
    If Kirk or Spock get shot n blocked,
    dismembered, I’m In the captain's chair!
    If this rap yields dap and feels for he who Comically Zapped shields
    Bronze Fonz responds he was a don to reckon On the Cosmic battlefield
    This ain’t hate or diss, but I retcon it may rattle for real,
    Face it, Sarnia's second greatest spaceman’s Chris Hadfield!

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    There Was A Guy Named Joel KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J]
    Lyrics
    There Was A Guy Named Joel

    Fandom: MST3K
    Character: Dr. Clayton Firebrand Forrester

    IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE
    NEXT SUNDAY AD
    this doctor stiched and sutured
    cause someday maybe
    I'll find the perfect movie
    to widdle it your soul down
    dont clown and jiggle it
    idiot control now

    come on with it we dont stress
    monolitchic vhs
    gamera barugon
    the era that you on

    you can tell i'm daddy-o
    kim katrels my baddie tho

    only with the deepest hurtin
    pearl and mike keepin flirtin

    there was a guy named joel
    there WAS a guy named joel
    there was a guy named joel
    there was a guy

    sidehackers fly by rocketship x-m
    arm stretchin predilection
    steeve reeves flexin
    digitate and falangeate you
    manos the hands of fate ya space ape

    crawling hand creepin
    the eye creatures peepin
    features for these cretins
    deep hurting deep deepens
    lazer blast fast past ya injure
    cant outlast the master ninjure

    uber braggin stupour saggin out the station wagon
    secret agent super dragon protaggin

    IN THE NOT TO DISTANT FURUTE NEXT SUNDAY
    TWO WARRIORS ARE LOCKED IN A BATTLE BEYOND TERRESTRIAL COMPREHENSION
    DOCTOR CLAYTON FIREBRAND FORRESTER
    USES HIS INVENTIONS TO OUTWIT AND BEGUILE
    THE UNSCRUPULOUS JOEL AND HIS TOMFOOLISH CROW-NIES
    ALL FOR ONE SIMPLE, HUMBLE QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION

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    Fizgig Piss Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python and Beaker Sullivan]
    Lyrics
    Fizgig Piss

    Fandom: The Dark Crystal
    Character: The Skeksis

    VERSE I
    MUST LOVE DOGS, MUST USE MULTIS
    IM A MUPPET, PLUS MY WHOLE VIBE MUCH TOO CULTY
    YOU GULLY? YOU GROTTAN, YOU ROTTEN, YOU MUSTY
    YOU MUST BE, YOU WANT ME ON YOUR BEATS?! DON'T INSULT ME
    YA GIRL LOOK LIKE AUGHRA
    YOU CUCKS PROLLY OUGHTA-- ALL OF YA--WONDER IF I FUCKED THE ALL-MAUDRA
    WE GODS AND WE MONSTERS, YOU ALL GETTIN STOMPED UP
    YALL FORGOT I GOT SKEKMAL IN THE ROSTER
    KID, IMMA SINK YOU LIKE THE BIS TO THE MARCK
    YOU A BITCH AND A MARK, MY CRYSTAL IS DARK
    MY JERRLY IS INFINITE, INTRICATE, SHARP
    FEAST WHILE YOU DRINK FIZZGIG PISS IN THE DARK
    AND FROM ME AINT NO SYMPATHY GATHERED
    YOU A SIMP, IMMA BURN YOU INTO CINDERS AND ASHES
    IMMA SHIT ON YOU BASTARDS, THE RITUAL MASTER
    SHIT, EVERY LAST MINUTE THAT IM SPITTIN IM BLASTED
    YOU'RE PLASTERED, THINKIN THAT YOUR DISS'LL WIN EM OVER?
    IM THINKIN THATS A MISS, YOU AINT SHIT WHEN YOU SOBER
    I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
    MISSED THE LAST DECADE OF NERDCORE, I AINT MISS MUCH
    SMOKING BLOOKA ROOT
    YOU LISTEN TO FETT'S VETTE, I LISTEN TO BAZOOKA TOOTH
    SKEKBUTO, THE AVIREX SKEKSIS
    GOT A ARMALIG THAT PULL THE LEXUS

    HOOK
    AND I DON'T MAKE CONCEPT TRACKS, I'M A CONCEPT
    RAP WITH A CONDOR HEAD FROM YOUR MOM'S BED
    (BOMB SHIT) YES, SIP HER ESSENCE, PROLONG SHIT
    YON SKEK CALL IN GARTHIM, NOT A BOMB THREAT
    PLUS, FUCK A THRA, AUGHRA, FUCK A GELFLING
    VULTURE CLAW SWIPE RIGHT, NICE, FUCK A GELFLING
    SOMETHING ELSE NOT FROM YOUR PLANET THAT LANDED
    DEMANDED TO GET SHIT--AND GET WHAT'S DEMANDED

    VERSE II
    AND WE LANDED, AS IN, GOT THE LAND
    SO WE ASK AND YOU ANSWERED, NOBODY'S SAYING DAMN SHIT
    RANCID, ONE STEP FROM CANNIBALIST ANIMUS
    FEASTIN ON A POD PEEP PIECE LIT BY CANDLESTICKS
    NEXT, SKEKTEK TEXT "CHECK THE ANALYSIS"
    GRAB A CASTLE GUARD TAP EM HARD FOR DIALYSIS
    BETTER LIVING LONG LIFE (TIGHT) BIGGER PHALLUSES
    (HYPE) CHILL IN CAVERNOUS MAD CRYSTAL PALACES
    AND YOU VALOROUS, TRYNA BE MORALITOUS
    SAD HOW THE WHOLE VAPRA POWER SITCH IS COUNTERFEIT
    ACCURATE, SNAPPIN WHEN I STAB U WITH A MASSIVE SHIV
    SAVAGE SHIT, PLUS THE COLOR PALETTE IS ANALAGOUS
    BLACK MOLD WITH A LITTLE BIT OF JACK MODE
    ACTING ATAXIC, I'M NASTY, I RAP SLOW
    BRASH OLD MASKED-UP BASTARD WITH CASH FLOW
    BACKS BLOWN, SNAGGLETOOTH GRIN LIKE A GLASGOW
    AND YOU WACK BRO
    TALKIN BOUT SKILLS, GRACE, TASTE WHEN YOU LACK THOSE
    TELL A GRUENAK TO GET THE VIALS AND WE STASH THOSE
    GOT A DUAL GLAIVE? BRAVE, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
    I'M MASTERFUL

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    Every Fart is a Work of Art Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105]
    Lyrics
    Every Fart is a Work of Art

    Fandom: Bob's Burgers
    Character: Gene

    Smiles times from your brother in a burger suit
    No formal training but a banger what I'm bringing you
    We Playing in the hallway and I'm taking commissions
    we Slaying every sunday, more relatable Simpsons
    Your Head spins when I'm dressing up like queen latifah
    we can always make it sweeter, mom’s got candy in the freezer
    when the guests come in DROP a beat and make em go wild
    Best friend Ken jumping all up in the freestyle
    I'll stay with geoffrey, I don't wanna grow up
    Ask my mom to come and get me if I pee on this rug
    home alone and I’ve been pacing, I’ve been facing my fears
    the only one inside my home who’s never hiding his ears
    And I’ve been begging for a snack like I’ve been begging for your pardon
    eat a taco on a toilet that was placed inside a garden
    Sisters got my back if we should ever have a problem
    best legs in the family, for sure the smoothest bottom

    All I need on this earth is some good food
    To make grooves even if I don't know how to
    D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
    and i know that
    Everybody wants to see me succeed so
    Inhibitions I just threw them out the window
    So do your part
    every fart is a work of art

    I know my family will always save a seat for me
    when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy
    steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
    and my keyboard says it perfectly

    What I'm supposed to do? Just sit on my hands?
    The lord done blessed me with this body be a sin to not dance
    Clothing only a suggestion when you get in this trance
    And You do not need pants when in New Geneland, and
    I'm never ever made to feel like I suck
    Even when I'm in a laser dog bark fart rut
    End of day it's safe to say I'm feeling good cause they know
    I got a built-in audience if I should put on a show
    I'd be pouring on the charm so that they couldn't say no
    Sorry that I filled the burger grinder full of Play-Doh
    So baby hit me with that gravy, i can't guarantee your safety
    Bette Midler better play me,
    Can't nobody center stage me

    All I need on this earth is some good food
    To make grooves even if I don't know how to
    D-I-Y baby that's been My whole life
    and i know that
    Everybody wants to see me succeed so
    Inhibitions I just threw them out the window
    So do your part
    every fart is a work of art

    I know my family will always save a seat for me
    when i'm feeling agony they help me through the tragedy
    steering clear of apathy and lose myself in rhapsody
    and my keyboard says it perfectly

    I'm writing constantly and no one's ever stopping me
    all about the harmony and never about profiting
    maybe I'm a prodigy that wouldn't eat his broccoli
    my keyboard says it perfectly like

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    Mist Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune]
    Lyrics
    Mist

    Fandom: Final Fantasy IV
    Character: Mist Dragon, protector of the caller's village, Mist.

    Mist. Rose from the depths
    cold dragon breath: the cause of death
    I protect and intercept
    tears of ice, dead soldiers wept
    Secrets kept, this callers home
    I'll die before that fact be known
    The king himself, the red wings flown
    overblown aggesion shown
    Prone, but I won't stand down
    to Baron or it's pompous crown
    I'll die before I let that clown
    come snuff out lives and burn this town
    Around these caves I rule Supreme
    a nightmare in this fantasy
    The final thing these ghosts have seen
    before they float the Styx, upstream
    Your victory, unlikely
    I was trained by forces frightening
    The cave of summons run by queen asura and leviathan
    Unseen, I turn to mist
    when they attack I end them twits
    I blast 'em quick with ice
    that burns like 40 licks of fire, shit
    This murk do work on knights and mages for ages
    thousands of names of dead sages
    littered on hundreds of pages
    Got no patience for vagrants
    payments adjacent to anguish
    painful assaults on the languid
    the abyss your final destination
    I ain't playin by sayin'
    my teeth leave blood and guts sprayin'
    there ain't no game to be savin',
    to the moon you rrally should be prayin'
    Two men appear from out the dark
    and one I sense a fearless heart
    the other man be torn apart
    from darkness that he cannot thwart
    They start apart and slice and slash
    their weapons try to pierce my back
    I counter with a bite and catch
    the dragoon as he's reeling back
    I take the chance and turn to mist
    in hopes that I can end this quick
    the vapor chills their blood gets thick
    my icy breath done the trick
    They pause and regroup
    meanwhile my strength I recoup
    my next move I wisely choose
    attack and separate the two
    The dragoon leaps into the air
    the dark knights eyes thry coldly stare into mine
    and I see a light of which I was unprepared
    To say I'm scared would take it lightly
    my final battle this just might be
    The dragon of mist defeated
    my eyes forever shuttered tightly
    rightly had I thought that
    the dragoon appears with a blinding flash
    and crashes through my middle back
    with the piercing blade of his battle lance
    I gasp my last, this mighty one
    This final fight I couldn'tve won
    And as my eyes slowly close
    I get one last look at Rydia

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    Avatar: The Last Cabbage Vendor Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption]
    Lyrics
    Avatar: The Last Cabbage Vendor

    Fandom: Avatar the Last Airbender
    Character: the Cabbage Merchant

    These other venders so useless
    I’m here producing produceses
    My acumen so conducive
    To victory so conclusive I

    Got leafy green and I’m coming for your coins
    Believe me green beans got nothing on the joy
    You know what I mean I draw a crowd it’s time to join
    Unless of course my cart winds up gettin destroyed

    Green and now red, Napa, and savory
    My new line is so fine and it’s on display to see
    I think I finally escaped these kids’ chicanery
    It’s just these setbacks that keep on restraining me

    Water earth air and fire man I got em all
    I assure you it’s fire even if you eat it raw
    I got the produce you need for cut coleslaw
    I just hope that my stall don’t get forestalled

    My cabbage rolls like babish
    I keep screaming these classless
    bastards keep crashing my passage.
    It’s tragic my cabbages!

    I am the Cabbage king
    This is my coronation
    Let stand and sing
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Put your heads up

    Now here I go again
    I’m on a cabbage roll again
    There’s no defense your sold I sell
    So well you know it’s time to spend

    All your cash on the cabbage that I vends
    Got my stock locked I’m collecting dividends
    Proto-agriculture come correct it never ends
    Supply infrastructure I keep ya’ll forever fed

    Night after night I’m rebuilding wagons
    Customs officers man they’re never understanding
    So again I’m sawing and again I’m sanding
    I know I’ll stick the landing business always expanding

    Don’t count the cabbage man out
    I’ll keep coming back there’s no doubt
    My path gets smashed I will reroute
    Build a myself cabbage redoubt

    Restaurant my new spot try the cabbage cookies
    I’ve been around the block I’m no cabbage rookie.
    My Cabbage Delicacy bistro
    My Cabbage baby in vitro
    My Cabbage has no equal
    Cabbage to the people!

    I am the cabbage king
    This my coronation
    Let us stand and sing
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Put your heads up
    Put your heads up
    Welcome to cabbage nation
    Put your heads up
    Put your heads up
    My time will come Just be patient and relax
    Everything will change when cabbage naysh attacks

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    Marbles Optimistic Nihilists [Jay Ogier, Voltaire Slapadelic]
    Lyrics
    Marbles

    Fandom: Fate//Zero
    Character:

    Pose a question to a splinted mirror, what is honor?
    Roses on war’s coffers, blinding irony of justice not lost on her
    On the other hand, I can raise a nation with my fellow man
    Martydom’s scam ain’t the plan, not fallin’ for glory’s grim temptation
    I want to save every life I can, without discrimination
    Superheroes never seem to have the foresight to remove sights
    Erectin’ vicious cycles, baitin’ me to it’s bloody current, and I’ll bite

    I need to get stronger, honor the promise to her by that ol’ river
    Cut, clipped, ran on repeat in a mind timed by my heartbeat’s valor
    Angered by failure, not gonna turn tail, can’t turn tail, I ain’t hear no bell
    Never abandon my ideals, curdling cry I’d feel, be still my beating heart you must steel

    To rectify atrocities that pile the bodies on my lonely shoulders (so small)
    Kill to stand righteous above the misplaced sins of my holy father (so small)
    Every bump on the grip, every click of the hammer’s backward trip, with smoky scent of gunpowder
    Every inch of the blade, spilled innocence stained on my face, but my aim can’t falter
    Please tell me I did some good, ‘cause this failure doesn’t feel like honor

    Hail to the warrior’s honor's benefactor, the good ol’ mighty dollar
    Erase my face from the memory of the world when my use is up, I’m used to it, I do it enough
    Razed a nation of my fellow man, maternal mentor ain’t safe from the safeguard plan
    Over a means to an end that seems to defend dissonance that screams to pretend
    Every life in front of me can be saved until they’re deserving of the business end
    Sins keep stackin’ the jenga tower of my moral compass, I’ll take ‘em all on for this psuedo-righteous crisis

    Artoria, naivete is hearing ya, with hypocrisy smeared and dripping all over ya
    Recognition of the emancipation of completing fate’s equation should be met with jubilation, right?
    Entertain the ideals of children, romanticize the silent answers from a war that wasn’t even my fight

    Nail me to the cost, I birthed Eve as an empath to clear the path of salvation by my righteous wrath
    All this sounding contradictory right? That’s how you sound pondering contracted victory’s plight
    Ideals at a head, deals to get ahead, feels like you got me read, but my resolve is steeled so hard, my heart is dead (STOP)
    Von Einsbern stuck her neck out and I loved her, look at these palms, look where that got her

    Every action in reactive fashion plays into the chessboard I piecemealed with souls hanging from a buttstock’s mariannette
    Kids, women, men caught in my net form the mare free from the notion that I was sworn to protect
    I don’t know how to save anyone, I can’t save anyone, soul and mind can never connect
    Death directs the tragedy of honor’s scam, and front row, center, and alone, here I am

    In the full moon's rise filling my sullen eyes
    Life's just a crazy bag of marbles, I've come to realize
    Some marbles are rare, some are fun, some kidnap kiddy marbles for gifts
    Some marbles cracked, some I shattered, some marbles reaped a death less swift
    Or a marble is handicapped, strapped down with their family marbles kidnapped for bait
    And you kill those marbles as a stop-gap as they watch their marble suffocate at the stake
    Marble morality ain't binary, but the memory of these marbles just hurt me
    All I wanted was to save every marble in front of me

    HOOK

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    Ten Toes Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake]
    Lyrics
    Ten Toes

    Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
    Character: Perfect Cell

    THIS MY FINAL FORM
    THAT VIOLENT STORM'LL SEND A SHIVER DOWN YOUR SPINAL CORD
    I'VE ABSORBED THE SKILLS & TACTICS OF YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FIGHTING FORCE
    I'M KNOWN FOR PEELING CAPS & MAKING TIMELINES WORSE
    I'M FROM THE FUTURE WHERE THE CITY'S ALL ASHES & FLAMES
    GOKU ARRIVED & Y'ALL WERE THINKING HUMANITY'S SAVED
    BUT THAT HEART DISEASE FROM SPACE HAD HIM FUCKED UP!!!!!
    GOKU DIED & SWEAR TO KAMI, I WAS LAUGHING FOR DAYS
    I'M FROM THE FUTURE WHERE YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL GHOSTED
    TEN TOES DOWN IN MY ARENA STRAIGHT POSTED
    TEN FOES DOWN, AND I BARELY EVEN NOTICED
    KEEP IT FOCUSED, LOCAL FARMERS
    PUMP YA SHOTTIES
    THIS YOUR MOMENT!
    YOU BETTER HOPE YOUR SON CAN HANDLE ME, SON
    'CAUSE WHEN THIS BATTLE IS DONE IF I'VE WON IT YOUR PLANET IS DUST
    I'D ESTIMATE YOUR CHANCE STATUS AS NONE
    YOU AND ALL YOUR BUDDIES
    SQUARE UP DUMMIES
    IT'S ROUND 1

    BUT YOU WASN'T EVEN BLOCKING WHERE I HIT YOU WITH THE PERFECT SHOT
    Y'ALL READY OR NOT?
    BETTER GET CHARGED UP
    GET YOUR HAIR DYES OUT & START TURNING BLONDE
    BOP BOP BOP
    WHO'S UP NEXT?
    WHO SAID TRUNKS?
    OOPS! TRUNKS DEAD!
    AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR SHOWING UP TO THE GAME, BOYS DON'T FORGET

    LISTEN
    I THINK Y'ALL NEED TO SHOW SOME GRATITUDE
    & THANK ME FOR THIS PEEK AT PERFECTION THAT I JUST GRANTED YOU
    MAYBE ALL THAT TALKING'S TOO ADVANCED FOR YOU
    IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO DIE ALL THEN YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK ME, FOOLS

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    Mother Knows Best Perstrami Persona [Steve, Zilla Persona]
    Lyrics
    Mother Knows Best

    Fandom: Disenchantment
    Character: Dagmar

    All the lives that you took and the friends that you’d lose (repeat)

    Oh Bean, my drunk dueling darling
    From a terror of a toddler a Dreamland Starling
    With an elf and a darkling, while I’m held like a carving
    I can tell that our parting, like Adele left you starving

    For love, just searching for someone like you
    Hello, of course it’s your mother you choose
    All the lives you took and the friends you lose
    And the lies mistook and loose ends confused

    Dagmar is here for you, Dreamland or In Maru
    A Queen and her kin of two, three, last a tad askew
    Please ask the question few, brief task we ask of you
    Wear this and keep a truce, dress and a hat with screws

    Well it’s more of a crown
    You hated being royalty but debts are inbound
    Betraying deepest Loyalty is thread in our gowns
    So gussy up or go below to meet your friend aground

    Meet me in your dreams dear
    -Not a Matron more a Matriarch
    I’m lurking around
    -No mistaking me for fainting lark
    There’s nothing for you here
    -Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
    Meet me underground
    -Quaking beats in that stubborn heart

    Trajectory Euclidian, when I arrive, Oblivian
    The king would cry ascidian, and rebound with amphibian
    Queen? No, seems a bit more Floridian
    Glad that scurvy salamander is off to prime meridian

    Was a prize at nineteen, no buck-teeth daughter
    Shoulda listened to Selene, hide your fucking father
    If he had only sipped the cup, I’d reach the unachievable
    But with a child’s joke, it was mine to choke, inconceivable

    The murderess of merkimer, if cursed or blessed you sure differ
    A turning guess to nurturer, so learn-ed best this purjerer
    That this recess from burning her, might find you less concerned and sure
    I am impressed but please demure, a future test will lurk further along

    And drive you mad with a twinkling song
    Like your father’s mind, honking and gone
    Fires burning for you and your throng
    Guess I’ll save you for now, you belong

    To me…

    Meet me in your dreams dear
    -Not a Matron more a Matriarch
    I’m lurking around
    -No mistaking me for fainting lark
    There’s nothing for you here
    -Shaking Sheep when they hear my snarl
    Meet me underground
    -Quaking beats in that stubborn heart

    X2

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    Krang Gang Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss]
    Lyrics
    Krang Gang

    Fandom: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    Character: Krang

    Krang Gang

    By Rad Labs Inc.

    Verse 1

    I am the Krang and I got bars to slang

    Cars to flang and parts to klang

    From Dimension X with all the best henchmen

    I’m here to flex so I guess I should mention

    Ol’ Shredder, he’s a real go-getter

    Brings home the cheddar, spins all the records

    Next up on the line up is a fucking rhino

    A warthog you might know, a funky fly bro

    Here on a mission, fear and submission

    Clear you be wishing wheels weren’t spinning

    On the chrome of our Technodrome here to wreck your home

    Spitting Mecha drones from our microphones

    I give you ten tickles with me tentacles

    Until my brain wrinkles kicking testicles

    I’mma make you hurdle goop while I’m making turtle soup

    Maybe I’ll murder you and your family too

    Now that I got my body back I’ll put you in a body bag

    Hear all the hotties sang “Krang you really naughty thang.”

    Man, fuck the Foot Clan we’re getting rebranded

    We’re underhanded otherworld bandits

    Understand it, you know they demand it.

    The Krang Gangs’ here and yeah we just landed

    Chorus

    x2

    The Krang Gang

    The Krang Gang

    Get in our way

    And we go bang bang

    Verse 2

    I put the emphasis on nemesis,I beat you on the Genesis

    Nintendo Entertainment, cause you know I am the heinous-est

    Yeah I got adversaries, got mad vocabularies

    So how fucking dare these ninjas try to snare me

    Don’t they know, I’m a giant brain from space

    Maybe that’s the case, they got no space for brains

    I mean, nice to meetcha. Now hand over the pizza

    Unless you want me to beat ya right in front of your teacher

    Oh snap. That’s a mangy rat. Let me set a dangy trap

    Fill your teenage hats with some rangy caps

    A few bangy blasts. A real hangry Slash

    A whole aiding cast for the maiming of masks.

    All my dastardly plans are masterfully jammed

    All the hazards are scanned. All the asteroids slammed.

    For the fall of man is my minds design

    I will rule the planet so call me Krang Prime

    Chorus

    x4

    The Krang Gang

    The Krang Gang

    Get in our way

    And we go bang bang

    Outro

    x2

    Leonardo, I’ll fucking murder yo

    Raphael, I’ll see you in hell

    Michelangelo, I’ll make you explode

    Donatello, I break your shell open

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    Hi There, I'm Janet! Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled]
    Lyrics
    Hi There, I'm Janet!

    Fandom: The Good Place
    Character: Janet

    Hi there! I'm Janet, your
    source of knowledge for the afterlife:
    here to squash your uncertainity, keepin
    eternities un-disaster-like.

    So, fun fact! You're dead, and with
    all the knowledge of the universe, I can
    safely say the world's a better place: there is
    literally nobody doing worse.

    I can tell by your sad face, that my
    facts weren't fun. We don't want you in a bad place!
    Sit back and enjoy the relaxed pace,
    no more getting floored by the rat race!

    You've earned all the bliss and rest, you could
    ever want: isn't this the best? Before
    you investitgate even further:
    please excuse me, I'm being murdered.

    Don't call me girl
    Don't call me robot
    I'm effervesecent while
    ever-present and
    every death's just
    another lesson

    Don't call me girl
    Don't call me robot
    The knowledge fountain that's
    overflowing, my
    body count keeps my
    power growing,
    I'M JANET!

    Hi there! It's me again,
    and welcome to the void. I
    come here when the button's pressed and my
    life has been destroyed. Neat!

    I'll be online soon, but you
    might find the stabilty is
    reducing from your reality while your
    Janet's still rebooting. For

    example: loss of permanence, flames
    shooting from the ground causing burning fits,
    your fears appear in the sky severely
    impacting our passing like tourniquets, or

    cracks in the ground, attacking foundations
    pits leading down, evoking damnation
    and getting the feeling you don't belong, but
    in The Good Place, we're never wrong!

    Don't call me girl
    Don't call me robot
    I'm effervesecent while
    ever-present and
    every death's just
    another lesson

    Don't call me girl
    Don't call me robot
    The knowledge fountain that's
    overflowing, my
    body count keeps my
    power growing,
    I'M JANET!

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    We Live, We Die Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo]
    Lyrics
    We Live, We Die

    Fandom: We Live
    Character: One of the 12 supremes

    You’ve seen that they’re weak.
    You’ve seen that they’re flawed .
    I’ve seen you asleep.
    They still kill for a god
    Ive seen you ignore all the Hate that they speak
    like where is the love
    i know that i only have faith in their greed
    they thirsty for blood
    so what is a life worth when stealing is light work and
    they live in the gutters and steer without rudders so really why earth
    why shouldn’t they die first
    reject the experience
    why protect the invariance
    the longer we wait the more likely that they might infect the experiment

    I say we go ahead an let em wipe em selves out
    they been shitting in the pool i wanna bail out
    tryna buy a little time when the sale out
    i say we leave em on their island and we sail out
    cuz they should be terrified nothing but parasites left on a corpse that’s decaying
    stew in the pot or leave them to rot it’s morbid but maybe the course we should take is abstaining
    won’t see me cry when it’s raining
    so let’s let them struggle but stay in their bubble cuz really tho i find the fight entertaining
    i know we started with the best intent
    and creating a life is a blessed event but cut the tumor out or infection spreads
    lost they don’t know what the message is

    We live
    We die

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    Santoryu Solo SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd]
    Lyrics
    Santoryu Solo

    Fandom: One Piece
    Character: Roronoa Zoro

    Lyrics:
    From pencil art that was stenciled dark,
    We made it to big screen by Central park,
    since then its hard when a friend depart,
    might enter war with no mentor garp,
    Quench my parched throat, Vengeful heart,
    tempered sharp, three blades when tensions spark,
    first mate, never play the henchmen part,
    the adventure start with my redemption arc,
    Poster i saw someone was wanted,
    I always take some when i want it,
    killed hundreds of hundreds,
    Now i've become what i hunted,
    pirate a rebel Cant climb to my level,
    For the highest fruit you'd side with the devil,
    I will not settle For a vine or a petal,
    get my slice of loot when i swipe with the metal,

    jack son for oro,
    put a pain in your torso,
    words cut like Zoro,
    If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
    Words cut like Zoro,
    If the crew leave, i’ma keep solo,
    Yeah i’ma keep solo ima keep solo,
    Solo solo solo solo

    You left me with this sword yeah,
    You left without a word yeah,
    remember what you swore, yeah?
    I'm still fighting for ya, warrior

    Feelings sheathed in a light scabbard,
    reachin, cant beat me cuz im faster,
    Reasoning might scatter, Piercing the white matter,
    If you think to intervene in what i'm after,
    Bandana on, rain is pouring,
    Hurricane stormin, rage is dormant,
    Your pains & goals just aint important,
    i'm aiming to trade blows with the greatest swordsmen,
    Not one of those popular hot guys,
    Even my teachers watch me with hawkeyes,
    That's what makes stoppin me not wise,
    My bounty might topple the top prize,
    chopper screamin, so I run to the sound,
    Sharp & gleaming but it wasn't a crown,
    one in each hand & one in my mouth,
    Keep my name out yours, know what i'm About

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    Jiji's Delivery Service Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop]
    Lyrics
    Jiji's Delivery Service

    Fandom: Kiki's Delivery Service
    Character: Jiji

    Clear the air
    I’m coming with long tail
    Can’t you see my contrail
    Through the violet sky
    I’m here I’m there
    I’m faster than a comet
    Call me and I’m on it
    If it’s rain or shine
    And the honeys are all buzzin
    And they phone me by the dozen
    Sayin come around to my place soon
    Cuz I’m the best that you can get an’
    If you’re into heavy pettin
    You can bet that I’ll be gettin on my broom, on my broom

    Call Jiji’s delivery service
    Call Jiji’s delivery service
    Jiji’s delivery service
    I'm comin to you

    Reach out
    I got the right equipment
    For bringing you a shipment
    Like a magic spell
    I'm free now
    I’m flying like a tomcat
    And you know I’m pouncing on that
    You never had it this well
    Cuz I’m rakin in the riches
    And I’m catchin all the witches
    Gonna make the best of all nine lives
    And you know that I’m a giver
    You just call and I’ll deliver
    Honey look up in the sky you’ll wonder how time flies

    Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
    Call Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
    Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
    I’m comin to you

    You don’t need any other
    You can take me home to mother
    And she’ll say that I’m a real sweet pet
    So say goodbye to those guys
    Straighter than the crow flies
    Ready and I’m set, and you ain’t seen nothing yet

    Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
    Jiji’s delivery service (ya know what we do)
    Call Jiji’s delivery service (comin to you)
    Jiji’s delivery service (Same-day air)
    Jiji’s delivery service (I’ll be right there)
    Jiji’s delivery service (Yeah I’ll be right there)
    Jiji’s delivery service
    I’m comin to you

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    Alfred SlothdubzAndRonin [OnlyOneRonin, Slothdubz]
    Lyrics
    Alfred

    Fandom: Batman
    Character: Alfred Thaddeus Crane

    You know what it is
    I came through for that heavy work
    Alfred Thaddeus Crane
    Last name is penny worth
    at your service
    As a permanent servant,
    Fervently resourceful
    I clean a plethora of surfaces.
    Hope like your sarcasm
    No chaser
    Allow me to draw you a bath
    note paper.
    There's no caper
    like the ones my client often has-
    On top of that
    I had to step in as his foster dad
    It's kind of sad,
    He lives a life I disagree with
    But I support him in the ways
    I know he knows he needs it
    In the family
    Is how we keep it
    I want to do more for him
    but I got to keep the secret

    Rise and fall
    (a sword to fall onto)
    knights were made
    To chase the storm
    I am yours
    To use on a whim
    When the lights get dim inside

    It's the original
    guy in the chair
    I'mma die in this lair
    sweeping up bat shit
    dressed like Fred astair
    He ain't the only one to suit up
    On the daily
    I just want my flowers
    while i'm brave and bold and 80
    Call me crazy
    But my son is batty,
    He's a baby daddy
    Who's baby's bratty
    Who I chauffeur and caddy
    They go out on the weekends
    And smack whoevers laughing
    Punch line
    Jokes in passing
    Jokers passing out
    From choking
    He provoked
    But cash and clout
    doesn't mean you need to buy in
    You're son only knows vengeance
    And all you're teaching him is violence
    You do what you're best at
    I just should've been a better dad
    And way less of a "yes man"

    created a mad man
    cuz nobody past flash
    can stand
    The god damn
    bat lad
    Who, nitty gritty,
    treats the city
    like his own trash can
    Gothams in a gutter
    What a project of passion
    I mean you've been fighting crime,
    77 years young
    In brevity letting me clean up
    While steadily enemies team
    I'm getting it plenty that we fucked
    Up
    All night,
    He's breaking laws and legs
    Never reading Miranda rights
    You'd think I fix bullet wounds for fun
    This is what happens-
    When you take orders
    And checks get signed by your son
    I gotta call him master
    This shits a damn disaster
    Stray batarangs in the wall
    Here I come through with the plaster

    Rise and fall
    (a sword to fall onto)
    knights were made
    To chase the storm
    I am yours
    To use on a whim
    When the lights get dim inside
    On the inside

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    Bill The Pony Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger]
    Lyrics
    Bill The Pony

    Fandom: Lord of the Rings
    Character: Bill the Pony

    BILL THE PONY
    BILL THE PONY

    I started from the bottom then one day four hobbits came
    They said let's get poppin' and we went to weather top n hey
    I've got a brave heart like William Wallace, honest
    But when those wraiths got on us I ran like they were coppers

    But then I drank from the well in rivendell
    now I'm unbeatable strap on your seat-a-belts
    cos i got those buffs like gandalf right after he fell
    and I'm oh so furry just like beast and belle

    you'll only ever be half of me
    they named the prancing pony after me
    (that's not canon) mmmm shut up!
    I'm the valiant stallion you're as soft as butter

    I'm like if rainbow dash n lil sebastian
    had a passion for smashin' call me lil lil sebastian
    just imagine! i'm magic
    I'm such a Star they be callin me Patrick

    BILL THE PONY
    BILL THE PONY
    BILLNBILLNBILLN
    YOU FINNA KNOW ME

    Let me introduce you to my fellowship it's hella sick
    We'll be BFFs forever man we'll never split
    Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, damn!
    Boromir, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, Sam!

    Fording rivers, crossing plains, climbin mountains day on day
    Did you think I'm quittin on this mission? Neigh!
    We're at the lake, chillin' by the gate
    can't get inside , gandalf's in a rage

    wha wha wha what's Elvish for friend?
    "Mellon" and this is how it ends?
    my protestations falling on to hollow ears
    man ya'll a bunch of Boromirs!

    enjoy your bloody trip to mordor orcs are
    round every corner sorta hope you fall in water
    n get slaughtered n quartered cos it gotcha
    I'm off ya'll enjoy "THE WATCHER!"

    my teas gone cold I'm wonderin why
    I got out of bed at all
    the morning rain clouds up my window
    but I can't see at all
    and even if I could it would all be grey
    put your picture on my wall
    it reminds me that it's not so bad
    it's not so bad...

    Dear mister horses aren't allowed inside the mines
    I ate your lembas bread good luck i'm sure you'll be just fine
    It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it
    I was your mane man now you carry the pots and pans you pervert

    Frodo don't know you like I know you Sam, no one does!
    They don't know what it was like as Shire lower class
    Hey Sam I just blazed ya westfarthing! Dare me to ride?
    You know that song by Bombadill where nothing happens
    and everyones confused, that's kinda how this is
    you could've pulled me off the floor
    anyway I gotta stop now cos I'm a little horse.

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    By Her Side (Vegeta Mix) The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY]
    Lyrics
    By Her Side (Vegeta Mix)

    Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
    Character: Vegeta

    Oh, oh, oh
    For the longest time
    Oh, oh, oh
    For the longest
    If you said goodbye to me tonight
    There would still be music left to write
    What else could I do
    I'm so inspired by you
    That hasn't happened for the longest time

    Once I thought my innocence was gone
    Now I know that happiness goes on
    That's where you found me
    When you put your arms around me
    I haven't been there for the longest time

    Oh, oh, oh
    For the longest time
    Oh, oh, oh
    For the longest

    I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
    And the greatest miracle of all
    Is how I need you
    And how you needed me too
    That hasn't happened for the longest time
    Maybe this won't last very long
    But you feel so right
    And I could be wrong
    Maybe I've been hoping too hard
    But I've gone this far
    And it's more than I hoped for

    Who knows how much further we'll go on
    Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
    I'll take my chances
    I forgot how nice romance is
    I haven't been there for the longest time

    I had second thoughts at the start
    I said to myself
    Hold on to your heart
    Now I know the woman that you are
    You're wonderful so far
    And it's more than I hoped for

    I don't care what consequence it brings
    I have been a fool for lesser things
    I want you so bad
    I think you ought to know that
    I intend to hold you for the longest time

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    The Heroes Did The Phoenix Force [Gizmo, Patkilpat]
    Lyrics
    The Heroes Did

    Fandom: My Hero Academia
    Character: Random powerless citizen

    The heroes did by The Phoenix Force

    rise and shine another day
    Pushing thru the week
    Nerd city been strange
    Since all these quirks became a thang
    nerdcore rappers turned heroes
    And some others are villains
    But I ain’t got no quirks
    just work
    Im a civilian

    9 to 5 on the grind stay alive
    In my Honda imma slide
    Heard on i95
    There’s a showdown
    Beefy and shubzilla beefin and bout to throw down
    Imma exit now before this traffic slowdown
    And completely stop
    The right thing
    Uniting
    Nerds bickering and fighting
    Very common sighting
    Its probably not
    Gonna get any better
    I just gotta get to work
    Or might lose my job
    Pull up and hit the parking
    There’s screams and fires sparking
    The sky suddenly darken
    I’m like oh my god
    Shy guy begins igniting
    Mark cooper shooting lightning
    Then somebody rips me out my car like

    (Hook)
    Omg who threw my car threw that building
    the heroes did
    Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in
    The heroes did
    Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty?
    I swear all these nerds do is destroy the city

    (Verse 2)
    Now weeks go by back at My parents home
    All alone
    No car no job
    Le miserabe
    So far no prob-ability
    insurance cover the cost and losses
    This hostility I’m feeling towards heroes
    Look what they do
    Anime leotards destruction on the news
    mega ran saved the day but blast half of the city
    But Richie Branson escapes in his hentai Lamborghini

    Man I’m sick of this
    They no different than the villains
    Only wickedness
    Limitless rage I’m building up

    Taxes insurance premiums
    Their Assurance medium
    If you think they save the day
    One tsunami wave a way
    Til you soaked in your regret
    Excess damage and gamma rays
    Man
    It’s all delirium

    I just need to lay down and cool my head
    Uhhh why is there a Chrysler on fire on top my bed

    (Hook)
    Omg who threw my car threw that building
    the heroes did
    Who’s heat visioned and scorched the store I work in
    The heroes did
    Who uprooted my tree to save a kitty?
    I swear all these nerds do is destroy the city

    Stupid Nerds

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    Nappa The Rappa The Southern Demon Nerd [Taco Supreme, Smokee B]
    Lyrics
    Nappa The Rappa

    Fandom: Dragon Ball Z
    Character: Nappa

    Nappa the Rappa - The Southern Demon Nerd
    Lyrics

    Big, Bald, Thick, tall
    Putting down planets like
    Sick dogs
    Fuckin round scoutin out sig-nals
    Raditz gone, sumpn bout wish balls
    Shenron
    We wanna live long
    Hold up the saiyan race like a rickshaw
    Volcano Explosion that hits strong
    Army navy city that shits gone

    One time for the henchman
    In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
    Two times for the lackey boys
    With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
    Three times for the goon buffoons
    Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
    Four times for the moves I do
    Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude

    I ain't even broke a sweat yet
    plant a couple saibamen
    Get the seeds wet
    see how these dudes be fightin them
    Wolf kid dead
    They whole team kinda weak
    Now they whole team sad
    Cuz the Lil mime buddy done self destructed
    It didnt even touch me tho I like it rough
    Break the thriclops arm
    Now the thriclops mad
    He breaks my armor
    Now the thriclops dead

    One time for the henchman
    In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
    Two times for the lackey boys
    With the beefcake stacked jacked raspy voice
    Three times for the goon buffoons
    Make a fake moon go ape oozaru
    Four times for the moves I do
    Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my

    I'm down to my briefs
    short baldy throwin frisbees
    The sort of kinda kind that might just split me if they hit me
    Ha he missed me,
    scraped my beautiful face
    ima beat him and his buddies brutally to a paste
    Fuck up the kid
    Kill the green namek
    Bout to stomp the lil saiyan
    kakarot swoops in and grabs him
    Like he saved the fuckin day and
    now I'm pissed off dammit.
    I attack a kakarot he dodges kaiokens my back

    One time for the henchman
    In the trenches while the prince just sits on the benches
    Two times for the lackey boys
    With the beefcake deep jacked raspy voice
    Three times for the goon buffoons
    Make a fake moon great ape oozaru
    Four times for the moves I do
    Keep a break cannon, yall rakoom booms my dude

    Vegeta I'm beaten
    I beg you help me up
    I' defeated fleets and forces
    Until this tailless fuck
    He takes my arm and he calls me weak
    I'm shaken broken torn
    When he gives me the yeet
    I'm burned up from the back
    bastard brat betrayer
    wacked his oldest comrade
    Bitch galaxy breaker
    Im sure hes just upset
    A mistake I know it
    He'll wish me back next ep
    I know he will, he owes me

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    John & Alexander The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
    Lyrics
    John & Alexander

    Fandom: Hamilton
    Character: John Laurens

    "John & Alexander" by The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
    LYRICS:

    Within this
    Closeness
    And stillness
    Rest at last from war, the righteous fight
    At last alone, we show the earth you’re mine
    ‘Til the only thing that guides us
    Is the beating heart inside us
    And the rhythm of our love throughout the night

    Through two and a half pints of Sam Adams I saw you first
    I started to sweat, when our eyes met, and you spit your verse.
    You spoke of freedom, thought my heart might burst
    Raise a glass to the moment you spoke that word
    I knew I wanted to hear you say my name for the rest of my life.

    Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
    And your passion kept my heartbeat saying
    John & Alexander
    When at last the sun had risen
    The only freedom we were living
    John & Alexander

    Even if it’s
    Only
    Moments,
    Stolen with intent, with tender tries,
    Impatient tastes, and hasty alibis
    I will never leave your side
    Even as we lead the fight
    You will never leave my heart or leave my mind

    Through smoke and blood and sweat I saw you smile
    Everything made sense, for the first time in a while.
    Held you in my arms and cried we’d won
    While the world turned right side up for once
    You kissed my lips, and we made this world our own.

    Skin to skin, my fingers shaking
    Your passion kept my heartbeat saying
    John & Alexander
    When at last the sun had risen
    The only freedom we were living
    John & Alexander

    Raise a glass, raise a glass,
    Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.
    Raise a glass, raise a glass,
    Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.

    Tomorrow there’ll be more of us.

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    Oracle Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron]
    Lyrics
    Oracle

    Fandom: Persona 5
    Character: Futaba Sakura

    v1.
    back once again in my oversize glasses
    headset locked on straight to hackin
    long red hair, kicked back relaxin
    tetris shirt, all pieces matchin

    runnin these streets by pushin these keys
    packets attack in lightning speed
    passwords crackin, whippin like cream
    ali baba's back bitch, 40 thieves

    don't front badass at the back of the team
    level up, ding gratz, navigate supreme
    analyze, last surprise, so weak in the knees
    back up in the skies, necronomicon beam

    no trash mob slob can step to me
    cuz medjed's dead, shit's so last week
    i skip no trace, jump rope with ease
    hopscotch hotsauce on ya bot armies

    ch.
    i can ya take heart
    without takin a step
    outside of my room
    cause i'm fresh to death

    v2.
    internets goin nuts for jokes, huh?
    that's how you know I roll wit joker
    hacks so deep, ichiban broker
    don't go outside 'cause that's a no sir

    back from the dead, i'm a blast from the blast
    like a bolt from the blue, i'm a take off my mask
    i'm a ghost, i'm a phantom, kickin some ass
    i'm a rise from my room, from my tomb, bring it back

    i cut 'em no slack, run a tight ship
    stats so stacked o.p. wit drip
    crew so racked and well equipped
    that heads get turned and tables flipped

    heads will roll cause stakes is high
    so exit trolls this is goodbye
    i'm free as a bird, i'm a give 'em the slip
    i'm a make like tree, lettuce leaf, i'm a dip

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    Other Friends Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3]
    Lyrics
    Other Friends

    Fandom: Steven Universe
    Character: Spinel

    Ohhhh steeeeven haha!
    You weren’t always a powerful hero were you?
    Hmhnhm hahhahahaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

    You did this
    YOU ASKED FOR IT
    Threw your friend on the backboard
    Now we’ve fast forward
    Just imagine if back then
    Wan’t a sad story/
    Wouldnt be kin to ya other friends
    Ya mother then
    Turned into some love oven
    It must have been
    Weird
    It was so sudden
    But I don’t CARE
    Cause I’m here to help you do something
    Show you how it feels
    Turn your friends to NOTHING
    (But little Steven saved the world
    And now space is safe
    No more gems are gonna come
    And invade this place)
    EEEEVERYONE FORGOT SPINEL
    SO ILL TAKE THEIR PLACE
    ERASE YOUR FATES
    AND TURN THE GEMS TO PAPER WEIGHTS
    *steven* [can you tell us who she is]
    Oh well my mistake
    My feet combined with vines for your diamonds sake
    Who am I?
    Spinel
    Whatau even sayin
    I’m the loser to the game you didn’t know you’were playin
    *pearl* [it can’t be...]
    Oohohooo
    It’s can be, and it is!
    I got a new style~
    And a few new TOYS
    That are gonna put an end to your happily ever after
    ONCE AND FOR ALL!

    HOOK
    That’s right, I heard the story over and over again
    Gee it’s swell to finally meet her other friends
    Ooooo that’s right I heard the story
    Don’t really like how it ennnds
    Gee it’s swell to finally meet (beat) her other friends

    SKIT
    Yo aiight, timeout. Spinel?!
    (WHAT?!)
    What about Nerdcore VPC?! Like... shouldn’t we be targeting them?
    (Hohoho. that’s easy I can crush them after I get Steven....)
    But.. what about Osiris
    (Hahahah!! I’m the LEAST concerned about that one!! HAHAHAHA)

    I’m so flattered that you liked the old me,
    Totally innocent, HA YOUR PHONY!!
    YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE to be left and lonely
    Messed up so deep
    Stressed and so weak
    NO you were plaaanin to re-wipe my memories
    It’s WORSE when your frieends are your rightful enemies
    I CURSE all you gems and your spiteful energy
    The true kind of love s’what I had
    NOW LOOK AT ME

    injector will kill everyone
    I hate them
    Protect your real friends
    Careless with your fake ones
    Ya stupid songs not gonna
    Change my fate so
    I swear I hate you
    I SWEAR I HATE YOU
    You change for the better
    I change and I fall
    I’m deranged so whatever
    I’ll never be called
    and I still miss her face
    Pink why are you gone
    Wasn’t good enough for you
    Now I’m not good all

    Hhehehe thats funny, right?
    At least you found me entertaining
    You actually like me?
    Didn’t you?
    *sobs*
    What am I doing?....
    Why do I want to hurt you so bad??
    Im supposed to be your friend...
    I just wanna be your friend...

    Wait.

    HOOK

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    La Danse Palourdes YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN]
    Lyrics
    La Danse Palourdes

    Fandom: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
    Character: Dr. Weird

    Live from my lab at the South Jersey Shore
    My ass ate my hand -- it hungers for more
    My creations chafe being called nerdcore
    So I'll gobble up your scene until you're all done for!
    Grey hair spiked with the fishbowl helmet
    Y'all heard the name Walter Melon
    King of the castle
    Fist my asshole
    Splice DNA
    And cause a scandal
    Purple gown cut with the nips displayed
    My dick give more than Christmas Day
    Gave your momma that swordplay
    Got more fish than Hemingway
    On holiday in Uruguay
    Hold the country hostage
    death ray on some bond shit
    Leather servant bondage like

    Ooh, do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
    Ooh let's get fuckin weird let's get fuckin weird baby
    Ooh do the Dr. Weird, do the Dr. Weird baby
    Ooh you'll be fuckin weird you'll be fuckin weird ooh

    Truth teller like no cap
    Disrespect like no DAP
    Made a bot that hates rap
    Ben Shapiro, no WAP
    His wife dry like Atacama
    Doc got her wetter than a hot sauna
    Capture all the local fauna
    For the next monster to drop on ya
    It's part shrimp, part dog, part duck
    Got lightning breath, you're thunderstruck
    Doc says you're outta luck
    Cause you fucked around with ShrimpDogDuck!
    This thing is almost ten foot long
    Like a feral hog
    Diet full of nitrogen
    letting out these Primal Winds

    Your track? Never heard of it
    Bars? not a word of it
    Cleverness? Not detected
    My dick? Not erected!
    Dope shades, protect me from these hater rays
    You bouta need some Gatorade
    You lookin like a mirror glaze
    On entremet
    I cut that cake now you're awake
    Got new meds for you to take
    Swallow now, sip of water
    Have a nice dream of rappin harder
    I'mma go to your house and clap ya mama
    She slobber harder than a St. Bernard
    Your dad ain't bad, imma ring the post
    Then I get gone like a space ghost