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Round Three: Message In A Bottle

Max. 2 Minutes
No using the word to be in any form*
No Vocal Punch ins
No Ad Libs
Producer must sample only from “Amen Brother” by The Winstons **
Producer must source and feature prominently the sounds of nature

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    16.3047° S, 128.7553° E Maybe Next Week [Jollimus Prime, Yugen]
    Lyrics
    16.3047° S, 128.7553° E

    Ugh, where?
    Where *glitch* this?
    An
    An island?
    Damnit...
    Fuckin 'Blizzard down to Beach,' huh?
    Oh, the irony...
    Please...
    Save me
    Save us...
    No *glitch*
    No *glitch*
    White girls
    For an entire week...
    Ugh...
    Why does this stupid phone only play one song?
    It never stops.
    Why can't I make it stop?
    Oh god
    Please, someone
    Help me
    Make this torture end
    Why?
    Oh god
    Uh, this
    So *glitch*
    So *glitch* awful
    Help me
    Oh god...

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    Scurfy With Brine Mechanical Peasants [AJB, Kyle Vice]
    Lyrics
    Scurfy With Brine

    Pardon my smiling,
    AJB live at the island,
    Live at the island

    Plane crashed, marooned, spent 400 moons
    With my best friend, but still I need some elbow room,
    We never found our jet or any of the wreckage, strange,
    How the hell do you lose a plane?

    Stuck on a lonely island off the coast and I feel me roasting
    Out in the sun, just about to see my ghost when
    I notice something stuck in the base of a tree,
    Grab a couple sticks, we’ll try to pry it free

    Gotta give thanks, amen, we caught a break,
    Single by The Winstons, flash megabyte 8,
    We've got enough battery for just one take,
    Oh that only says 4 megabytes... great

    Turn up the juice, let's put it use,
    I'll send an S.O.S to the world, you produce,
    So get ready for the last thing you'll hear from us,
    JK, we'll bump tracks for the next 30 years plus

    Pardon my smiling,
    Kyle Vice live at the island,
    Live at the island

    I built a raft out of mp3s and emptied me
    Inside of the lyrics, but it crashed at sea,
    Impractically, it didn't sound like trash to me,
    But I didn't fit in the box for how it has to... grr

    Screw iambic pentameter, try to fit a song in
    These confined parameters,
    Confined to an island I can walk its diameter
    Faster than you can say, "Boom shacka-lacka-lacka!"

    Jack Merridew, not scared of you, I don't care if you,
    Can sing a High C, mmm,
    I thirsty, I hungry, I tired,
    I can't think straight enough to talk inspired

    I use rap just to gauge my emotional state,
    Over the past year life is… not great.
    Want a song about an island? That's my life,
    But I can't use the verbs I need to express that, come on, play nice

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    Island Not Good Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Coconut, Coconut Sullivan]
    Lyrics
    Island Not Good

    MUPPET RONIN - ISLAND NOT GOOD

    YO
    PLEASE HELP, KABUTO STUCK ISLAND
    I UHH...HIT HEAD COCONUT, FORGET HOW RHYMING
    ONLY KNOW CLIMBING, SURVIVING, MAKE KNIFE
    ALSO DID BUILD SHELTER FOR LEOPARD HIDING
    NO FOOD HERE, SPICY GROSS WATER
    DRINKING HEAD BONK JUICE BITING ROAST OTTER
    MISS FAMILY, WIFE, SON, DAUGHTER
    NIGHT COLD, SCARY--BUT IN DAY, SUN HOTTER
    ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK, CALL HARRY POTTER
    CANNOT READ HARRY POTTER BECAUSE TRANSPHOBIC
    DAMN, SCOPE IT--WISH WAS WOKED BUT
    CANT READ HARRY POTTER BECAUSE HIT HEAD COCONUT
    ISLAND NOT GOOD--DAMNABLY SHITTY
    WISH HAD CRASH LANDED IN RANDIAN CITY
    OR AT LEAST ON ISLAND WITH CONSPIRACY THEORY
    TIME PARADOX BLACK SMOKE...UHHHH
    WISH HAD INTERNET, STREAMABLE MEDIA
    KABUTO NEVER SEEN "LOST" NEED WIKIPEDIA
    MUST LEARN WAY OF MAKE RAFT OR BOAT
    ALSO HELMET IN CASE HIT HEAD COCONUT
    AND YET... KABUTO LOVE COCONUT
    NO BABES HERE, ONLY GIRLFRIEND COCONUT
    PLANE DOWN NO SURVIVOR N.T.S.B. OPEN SHUT
    NO ONE ELSE HERE CALLIN KABUTO THE LOCAL NUT
    JUST COCONUT...ONLY COCONUT
    HEAD SWELLIN, DOESNT HURT, SYNAPSES ARE CLOSIN UP
    SIT WITH COCONUT, LOOK OUT AT THE OCEAN DUSK
    DONT LOOK NOW BUT...TRYNA COCO-NUT
    U FEEL ME
    K.T.C.
    LISTEN, LOOK AT ME
    LOOK AT ME
    DONT LOOK FOR ME

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    Return to Sender Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105]
    Lyrics
    Return to Sender

    nonconformists they sing in chorus to poor performance
    receive a warning yo Beefy sporting a stegosaurus
    Oldest gen but still my importance remains enormous
    Often dormant cause feeling boring just never for us

    Why don't we find the one getting the rub
    the one straight up covered in enemy blood
    the one sneaky coveting all of your love
    and planted like roots in he river, resisting the flood
    And overweight generous stud
    addicted to Tanner like audio drug
    neither of us ever giving a fuck
    baby what up?

    But maybe still nothing to see here
    darkness surrounds us but stay clear
    Jean-Luc'ing out in the frontier
    bucking with horns saying oh dear
    faces they changing like Top Gear
    check for a minute then out in a second
    cause nothing could get me to leave here

    So why you even trying?
    said that I'd go off the grid and Beef not known for lying
    finally I saw myself, the image terrifying
    levels rising, body dying, I just care about the hiding
    socially sneaky
    I don't want em to see me
    breathing in deeply
    giving up easy
    making up progress
    laying out carpets
    eliminate profits
    take out the targets
    make em regret ever calling you artist

    Return that shit to sender
    Independent, no surrender
    Return that shit to sender
    Relocating here forever

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    Tom Hanks Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune]
    Lyrics
    Tom Hanks

    [#raccune]
    Message in a bottle, no not for me
    I don't need to write a damn thing on that USB
    I got a mermaid pregnant, start a family
    And we live on this island for eternity

    Don't type no lines, I'ma live my best life
    I'm not hallucinating dude, that mermaid is my wife
    In this fool's paradise there could be nothing wrong
    Try and leave if you want, NoShoes, but I'm staying on.

    Oh man, uh... I'm kinda not feeling that good. Oh I think I need to drink some water or something. I think I'm seeing stuff.

    [NoShoes]

    Gee. you probably don't even know shoes
    washed up on many shores, the water knowin' these blues
    no stranger to storms, they know there's nothing to prove
    The plane's gone, this songs' words the last spit that I'll do
    so many hugs that I've missed, opportunities dusted
    bonds strengthened and broken, tokens familiar but rusted
    taken blows from my friends when foes from yesterday trusted
    Onward comes a slow death these bones soon barnacle encrusted
    tell my kin that I love them. asure the mrs not worry
    it's all been a trip, ignored the road for the journey
    must have really done dirt, fate chose a deadlocked jury
    now merely a flicker of what was a blazing hot fury
    damn foolish of I, to say I've made no regrets
    I'd have a lot more to say, if we'd just found a cassette
    Not much longer now, my insulin pump's at 1%
    if the ship comes in I'll miss it, my souls done got up and went...

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    Never Found Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption]
    Lyrics
    Never Found

    The truth begets marooned adrift
    Lost the plot
    Listless lost the list,
    In My mission I’d become remiss
    Clutched in my fist and It all just slipped
    I even doubted my purpose
    On purpose and watched it eclipse
    Just watched it eclipse

    Rather die seeking land
    Than leave my bleached bones in the sand
    Seek getting seen until the bitter end
    Lost and never found
    Lost and never found

    So I fell in a well of my own design
    Grief regret and weight of the lie
    I told myself “I tried”
    Truly did I? No.
    I no longer ride the waves
    The echoing phrase
    lost and never found
    lost and never found

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    Tomorrow In 50 Seconds Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake]
    Lyrics
    Tomorrow In 50 Seconds

    I WOKE UP ON SOME WU TANG SHIT
    ONLY 1 O'CLOCK? GREAT
    NOT TOO LATE YET
    GET UP
    GET BRUSHED
    IT GETS TOUGH STEPPING UP & DELIVERING EVERY TIME
    AS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO CAN'T MISS
    PUT ON A RANDOM PAIR OF SOCKS
    & IF THEY MATCH? SICK
    FEED THE CATS
    CHANGE THE LITTER
    SCOOP THE CAT PISS
    I SHOULD PROBABLY EAT BEFORE I GET TOO HYPERACTIVE
    GET TOO DISTRACTED WITH MY LONG LIST OF MICROACTIONS
    FUCK IT
    TRY TO WASH THE DISHES
    THINK ABOUT MY LAUNDRY THEN IMMEDIATELY FORGET IT
    I TURNED ON A PODCAST & DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN
    GODDAMNIT
    I WALKED AWAY FOR A MINUTE & FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEM DISHES
    BRING THE MUTHAFUCKIN RUCKUS
    WRITE A COUPLE RHYMES DOWN & EVERY ONE OF EM BUCKETS
    RUN IT LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT
    WHO SCREAMS INTO MIC
    CAUSE IT KEEPS ME ALIVE
    TIL I FINALLY GET A PIECE OF THE PIE
    ALRIGHT
    WIND DOWN WITH A BONG RIP GAUNTLET
    AH SHIT, TOTALLY FORGOT TO DO THE LAUNDRY
    I GUESS I'LL DO THAT SHIT TOMORROW

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    Everyone Leaves You Perstrami Persona [Steve, Zilla Persona]
    Lyrics
    Everyone Leaves You

    The music plays on in an empty venue
    Everyone gone, just waveforms and you
    The music moved on why do you continue
    Everyone everyone everyone leaves you

    Familiar setting, familiar repetition
    No longer new kid on the block or the new edition
    Not quite holding the ambition of a hungry house musician
    Single player first person shooter lacking ammunition

    They never listen, they never really did
    You tell that to yourself that you did it for your id
    But that bullshit blows beyond a little fib
    White lie from this white guy you did it cause it fit

    But sweat and age fades the suit, the stage
    Made for youth, you played games with truth, you save
    Face and lose, you fake grace but you age like a dying fire
    You don’t burn bright, you burn out, expire

    The music plays on in an empty venue
    Everyone gone, just waveforms and you
    The music moved on why do you continue
    Everyone everyone everyone leaves you

    Camille stopped showing up for D&D
    And MC 117 dipped out on verse three
    Stalara gave feedback on your song, unpolished
    Alphonse responds, interested, demolished

    And all of this while Beaker found you lacking
    Him and Lil Yazz still waiting on their backing
    Benefits, a Kickstarter Katastrophy
    PZ, my twinsie, you beautiful baby, just, don’t listen to me

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    Wails of Whales Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss]
    Lyrics
    Wails of Whales

    Wails of Whales

    S O S
    Take our coordinates
    Change your course
    And tell your subordinates
    You gotta save
    Two dudes of importance
    Least we hitch a ride
    On a porpoise

    Day 42
    On the ocean blue
    Two Dudes out of food
    Who Could use a rescue
    Yet as we gaze out
    onto the sea
    The gulls seem to scream
    so mockingly

    One tune to hear
    And a light house
    Could go for a beer
    And a tight blouse
    The wails of whales
    Serenade our sleep
    I wish someone would
    Help me off of the reef

    Our island sinking
    survival instincts
    Kicking and thinking
    salt water drinking
    we'll make a raft
    Out of a bunch of trash
    Tie it all together
    With our pants as the mast

    Let's beg a sea goddess
    To cut our losses
    Living off lobsters
    And loot crate contents
    conjured monsters
    Threaten our progress
    Swimming ashore
    The only option

    Let me get a White Claw
    send us a light squall
    Wash up nice bong
    We'll toke all night long
    We need a bite dawg
    Maybe a nice log
    clinging tight locked
    While we sing our plight song

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    Death From Above Sailor Doom Remix [Johnny Hacknslash, Twill Distilled]
    Lyrics
    Death From Above

    --plane crashed--
    --first contact made--
    --delivered a message--
    --they do not come in peace--

    they hide among the clouds
    they lie alone in wait
    they watched us all evolve
    they watched us decimate

    they gave us all the chances
    they could ever offer
    but we failed all the tests
    why'd they even bother

    time to
    burn this
    world down,
    start it over

    we deserve this
    grab your loved ones,
    hold them closer

    watch the fireworks
    light a burning
    pathway in the
    sky, take a final breath:
    kiss it all goodbye

    HOOK:
    no stars in the sky
    no god showing love
    just arms in disguise
    raining death from above
    no stars in the sky
    no god showing love
    no chance to survive
    just death from above

    judgment day
    finally falls upon us
    you can't blame religion,
    no collision of the
    comets, just you hopeless
    parasites feeding on the
    earth, void of any worth,
    undeserving, over-birthed

    you could have heard them
    if you only listened

    we've conquered galaxies:
    the sun, the moon, the stars, now we've
    come to take our planet back
    before you go too far

    Easy fix.

    HOOK:
    no stars in the sky
    no god showing love
    just arms in disguise
    raining death from above
    no stars in the sky
    no god showing love
    no chance to survive
    just death from above

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    Things You Dont Want to Find Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo]
    Lyrics
    Things You Dont Want to Find

    Mouth all dry and shit

    Don’t go looking for things
    that you don’t wanna find might just end up on this island wash up with me on the tide
    Take it all in stride Feel the pain i feel alive
    I swear i tried but i needed my supply

    Like here i stand
    deep
    head planted in sand.
    Swear the pills get demanding
    like bitch go grab me a sandwich
    need a bandage
    i took every one i could manage
    and they just kept taking advantage
    fell and i finally landed
    on my face
    locked in that dark place with no escape
    accept my fate
    lost without my grace
    change my face till it erased
    think i need my space
    but i still long for your embrace
    attitudes i chase
    chemicals i taste
    looking like some palm trees
    rotting at the roots
    isolate me
    then you wanna talk about abuse
    seen so many fall and still i thought myself immune
    you like to accuse when you ain’t got no fucking proof
    shaking like a leaf spitting blood again
    Guess I’ll just get it out the mud again
    Cut em off looking for some drugs again
    Like he don’t love himself how she in love with him
    guess that he plugged -ed in
    i got a win and i rubbed it in
    sitting alone at a pub again
    lining it up till i can’t walk a line
    people keep saying You outta your mind
    shit lookin fine
    Feeling divine
    Each spiral is feelin like slowly reclining back to the bud again
    sand on my toes snow in my nose inside the hole i created alone
    just got too scared of becoming a drone
    panicking family hitting the phone
    i shoulda known not to go looking cuz i could get lost shouldn’t a pushed it and thought of the cost
    proof in the pudding get fucking exhausting

    just snacking on this can of worms

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    Nobody owns this island SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd]
    Lyrics
    Nobody owns this island

    Nobody owns this island

    [RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

    [Cutscene]

    Hear my life replayed on this recorder
    Got me wishin events turn reordered
    Take me back to freestyle street corners
    Lyrically delivering weight that we shouldered
    When the drums would hit
    I begun to spit
    Roastin em, composin somethin thunderous
    , Wonder which rapper challenge my hungriest
    I’ve come to grips, hip hop for sustenance
    Uh, Got through every tribulation wit it
    Fuck a little isolation, middle of pacific
    When the snare & bass hit, i imitate the rhythm
    With wisdom ive been given, teach the uninitated
    To open their eyes to the hoax & the lies in
    Socal media lives on a global horizon
    What would you need, alone on an island?
    I’d focus on rhymin as my hope for survivin
    the, gold & the diamonds won’t take care of me
    They wanna have it all, create scarcity
    My dope flows & rhymes, donate therapy
    Make you buy every word, no rebate guarantees
    Like nas said, i just need one mic
    Hip hop gave freedom when it become night
    All the heat i write, have you feel sunlight
    fruits of my labor, never eat unripe
    And it dawn, on me like the morning
    All the offshore bank shit, people have hoarded
    They can’t unite, see the tree for the forest
    every mc join me in the chorus

    Who need fame? when time runs thin /
    I dont really need a thang/, that I thought I did /
    Open skies/ reach ocean wide /
    no body owns this island /

    Sane, long as i keep rappin
    I dont really need a thang/, that I thought I did /
    Open skies/ reach ocean wide /
    no body owns this island /

    [Cutscene]

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    The Most Important Song In The World Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop]
    Lyrics
    The Most Important Song In The World

    If you said how
    My life got flipped, turned upside down
    I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
    In West Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground: where I spent most of my days
    Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
    And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys, up to no good,
    Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
    Got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said, you're moving with your aunty and unc in Bel-Air
    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh, and had a dice in the mirror
    If anything I could call this cab rare
    But I thought, nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air
    I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes smell you later
    Looked at my kingdom, finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
    You've heard the facts now
    What's this got to do with cats now?
    I want to hold them for the longest time

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    Ennui SlothdubzAndRonin [Only Onle Ronin, Slothdubz]
    Lyrics
    Ennui

    SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin] - Ennui

    Some people find it hard
    getting along with their own thoughts
    The mind can Frankenstein the worst
    Or make the perfect postcard
    So far-
    From home
    Readily known as vacay
    But Paradise can only paint the pros
    Before the Mayday
    *Everything seems fine*
    Until you find you live the same day
    Repeat without the conflict
    You avoided in the first place
    Sleep in a bed of roses, but
    roses come with thorns
    You can find the peace inside,
    Just outside the comfort zone

    La di da di da
    You can smell it on me
    My repression, Mild depression
    With an air of ennui

    La di da di da
    Good afternoon, good morning
    another day in paradise
    Conveniently distorting

    You believe me
    If I mean it
    I said it
    They call me the Alfred
    That makes you the future
    Thats Terry McGinnis
    Both feral
    And vetted

    Not too old to get tested
    But Fuck the repetitive
    Edit
    Put your whole heart in the beat
    You embedded in
    You got message you gettin
    you get in your head
    Just to end it kid
    Thats why you move
    ten steps ahead of it
    Make music your medicine
    Chew threw the game
    Like the venison

    Fighting for a life
    So I can live in a box
    Cut off availability
    Afraid to get blocked
    Lofty in the sky
    But the storm struck different
    Rock paper scissors
    With the wrong ammunition
    Never even factored In anyone's premonition
    Simulated systems
    Keep on glitchin
    Plot twist-
    Turns all come unannounced
    I gotta shell on my back
    In the crib named kami house

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    Coconut Surprise (Slop Slop)
    Lyrics
    Coconut Surprise (Slop Slop)

    Coconut Surprise (Slop Slop)

    (digging)
    Hey Frank! Frank!

    What?

    Check this out! I found a tape recorder!
    Looks like a minute or two of battery left!

    Great! We can use it to send out an sos

    Welcome to Island Time Live! The number one rated (and only) program on Island TV! Please welcome your host... Mike Bananas!

    Hey! Thank you so much! Hey how bout this one Frank. Check out these stretches!
    What are you doing...
    Pilates of the Carribean!
    (Frank) So thirsty... help help!

    chilling on the island
    feeling like a pirate
    cos I think I got scurvy
    Haven't eaten in days

    Cos coconuts equal diarrhea
    And no TP makes a red-raw rear
    (Been a year), and a little bit of poo between two good friends

    urrgh...

    time for a key change more like a seachange
    when i do wees out my dick I get pee pains
    Went from yellow, to turning red
    Speaking of red, I got terribly sunburnt

    Coconut solo!

    Tree solo!

    Crab solo!

    Oh no! Frank what did you do to Sebastian?

    Ate him.

    I bet he was tasty, I feel so hungry.
    So hungry... gonna eat Frank

    (Frank) wait what?

    I said I gotta be Frank I got a back up in my spank bank
    300 days since I had a dank wank
    And I really need to bust in a coconut
    (Frank) Bust in a what?
    Don't drink em! slop slop

    slip slap gonna whack on a hat
    walk down to the waves using hair from my back
    to make rope (you've lost it..)
    Look an Oasis! I guess today I gotta bring it back to you

    (not even how it goes...)

    Alright! Well goodnight everyone, hope you enjoyed the show. I know I did. I host the show. Me. Mike Bananas. Every week. So until next week. See you later!

    mike! mike! tell them the coordinates
    Oh yea!
    BATTERY DEPLETED

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    B_O_M_B Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad]
    Lyrics
    B_O_M_B

    i done came down, more throwed than a discus
    ran so much game i done tore my meniscus
    it goes down like physics, my flows non-euclidean
    my whip all black, i drive a chevrolet obsidian
    - more numbers than lotto
    call the police i got a stolen picasso
    got a pet bald eagle and a stolen da vinci
    pass the neosporin my trigger finger itchy
    - pass the calamine lotion
    i done swam across the ocean, i done came with that potion
    cryin' in the whip i drive a chevrolet emotion
    i done came with that quotient
    your click gets divided, shit kinda quiet
    jesse d bandcamp, you know imma pirate it
    my flows, expensive like plywood
    they salty bout the benz insignia on my hood

    they say stroke, you need to cool it
    but i'm BOMB, back on my bullshit
    they say stroke, how do you do it
    i say i'm BOMB, back on my bullshit

    back on my bullshit, young stroke at your service
    smokin' and sippin' imma tell you bout the herbalist
    imma tell you bout the liquid, i'm sippin'
    feelin' kinda tipsy, imma do somethin' risky
    strip to my skivvies and i'm showin' naked spine
    sweeney toad made the beat into a frankenstein
    when streezy toad links up with king kong mega dong schlong
    we'll drop a hit like thong song except ten times more strong
    i'm unstoppable, like a zit unpoppable
    photoshop's pissed 'cause streezy toad's uncroppable
    the road called life, got obstacles and potholes
    but i don't give a damn, poker game i'll not fold
    diamond hand holder, flow so hot i smolder
    keep the damn stash in the lisa frank folder
    pop trunk in denver, close it down in boulder
    haters listened to my song and turned 10 years older

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    WiFi The Phoenix Force [Gizmo, Patkilpat]
    Lyrics
    WiFi

    (Verse 1)
    May Day May Day
    SOS and panic lingo
    This message an emergency
    Listen up you hearing me

    Our plane crashed somewhere south
    Of Tobago
    We stranded on this island and Pat looking unstable

    clothes tattered and torn
    Lips parched and dry
    You our final hope
    We Running out of supplies

    We still alive
    But don’t tell them shit
    Castlevania season 4
    On Netflix I can’t miss so

    (Hook) x2
    Do me a solid
    Just please send some WiFi
    Don’t tell my friends
    Just please send some WiFi

    Tired of work and family so you know why
    No rescue needed
    Just please send some WiFi

    (Verse 2)
    I got Spotify on my phone
    Call of duty war zone
    YouTube twitch streams
    Reddit for the dank memes
    pornhub premium
    Disney plus on demand
    Don’t need no AC
    cool with just onlyfans

    Might rewatch sex and the city
    Amazon prime next day delivery
    Nature and fresh air annoyances aint here
    So could you do just one thing for me

    (Hook)

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    Melon Island The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme]
    Lyrics
    Melon Island

    Straaaanded
    We crash landed
    Taco and Smokee
    not the bell, bear, or bandit
    Man so sandy
    we got this shit
    Just shoot this message at demon herd like lickity split
    not an SoS
    Or a signal of distress
    We just got some requests
    Listen, I made a list
    We need a bunch of weed and some blunts so we can smoke em
    some fine ass women so we can get to know em
    bring the bouncy house them boobies bouncing while we floatin
    And bring the demon herd yachts, yeah
    Boff'em
    And Will, connect em with the yacht bridge
    dont forget the drugs and alcohol just bring alot with
    All the speakers and the lights
    cut down our tree and build a stage
    Dont save our tree
    Cuz We dont want our tree saved
    goin on a couple days now
    Slick Chillin
    Birds whistle on the beat
    Up in my mac miller feelings
    grab a couple grills for grilling
    Oh yeah, bring some food and feed us
    And some insulin and needles
    Smokee got the diabeetus
    since existing as a teenage dirtbag baby
    Wheatus
    All up in this vpc mess
    They dont want us but they need us
    If they cant join us better beat us
    island party genius
    Taco the nutty professor
    we both screaming "Cmon Cleatus!"
    Its knives down forks up
    Roasting rappers like some pork butts
    sho nuff
    We need some mo stuff

    Island party vibes
    Bring the homies and the "fam" in,
    Yeah we hungry
    Yeah we thirsty
    Yeah we dirty
    But we jamming
    Yeah man,
    Me and taco ten toes deep up I'm the sand when
    Diggin trenches like an irrigation system fruits to plant em
    Got some future planning
    Bring some wifi w a bunch of bandwidth
    we can kick some island jams and keep these mammajamas dancing
    Taco lookin like a sandwich like dammit 2 whole snacks
    let him throw the bottle cuz he gotta swole back.
    This ver(se)bose important
    Let me drop our last coordinates
    yall can find this island party
    Man this shore looks fuckin gorgeous.
    Guess I gotsta cut this short
    it seems we running outta data
    Taco dont throw it, wait up
    I gotta estimate locations.
    Fuuuuuuuck

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    GONE The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
    Lyrics
    GONE

    "GONE" by The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
    LYRICS:

    I can’t believe, you and me… and this... tree…
    Seeing stars corresponds to our his’tree.
    Stuck on an island yet I just can’t see outside
    Send up a signal in the hopes that you can give me a ride,
    To the places that you go in your mind.

    Staring in your general direction,
    Your eyes fixed on the horizon, I
    Know we can buy ourselves time,
    If we can mobilize,
    Coordinate insides,
    Get coordinates States-side, ah, ha-ha! [ =_( ]
    We have to try, we have to try, oh-oh-oh!
    If you and I, record it right then maybe we can
    Chart atop the billboards while they
    Chart a course to paint our story on

    If we can get it going, going, going
    Then we can get going, going, =GONE=

    We wanna make it out of here
    If we wanna make it out of here
    Alive
    We’ve got to collaborate
    Our lab, low battery
    Near midnight on Saturday
    Not a lot of time
    We wanna make it out of here
    But no one makes it out of here alone
    Message in a bottle going, going, going
    So we can get going... =GONE=

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    Bury Me (With All My Shit) Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron]
    Lyrics
    Bury Me (With All My Shit)

    ch.
    bury me with all my shit
    don't want you to have it

    v.
    to whomever it may concern
    no concern of mine
    bury me with all my shit
    leave no trace behind

    holiday, a castaway,
    murder and a suicide
    heaven knows carusoe goes
    on friday nights for homicide

    someone get some just rewards
    wilson ever get ahead
    willpower makes you fucking bored
    boredom makes you more depressed

    just a desert, just desserts
    guess what you deserve?
    deserted and you know the worst
    deserted with a kilo hurts

    shallac a thousand blackest nights
    stranger stranded on the sand
    shiv 'em, shank 'em, saw, a knife
    strangle 'em with my two hands

    this little note, uhh
    I hope it float, uhh
    just like a body baby
    just like a boat, uhh

    and if it sinks, yeah
    then burn a witch, uhh
    or just another
    motherfuckin' evil bitch, so

    don't call the cops, no
    call no police, yeah
    don't go send out, no
    no SOS, uhh

    just bury me, yeah
    with all my shit, uhh
    and all I got
    my last request

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    SMS Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3]
    Lyrics
    SMS

    (VERSE - LADYJ)
    Failure or success,
    I’m callin this S.O.S.
    Our jets left us in a mess
    And I’m trying not to stress out
    We did progress,
    Our game ringing out the press
    Party happening out West
    But we’re stuck and fucking lost now
    All I seeing just trees
    Water in all surroundings
    And junk that's washed up for weeks
    Dunno how we gon eat
    I do not wanna believe
    We ain’t gonna make it to meet
    The Enix team, the big leagues,
    Releases feeding our dreams
    But we’re braving the savannah
    And making shrimp and cabanas
    Out sticks we find in the sand, I'm just
    Tryna fuckin manage and
    Use the skills I ain't had to
    Making makeshift bathrooms
    I shit when I have to
    But...
    I picture it like Destiny Island
    Make a raft, climbing trees
    And enjoying the climate
    Cause we the Vessels of Light
    And the darkness retirement
    Hold our Keyblades high
    While we muching on giant ants...
    Aargh! I can’t stand it
    I cant fucking stand it
    Vomiting 'cause these ants and
    I done ate the wrong plant
    Tumbling around, blood sugar
    Shot to 410
    Oh I gotta get this down!
    No I’m out of insulin!
    Cam, what we gonna do?
    I'ma die on this island
    Please someone try and find us
    I'ma diabetic, I can’t
    Have a positive insight
    When I'm seeing light and dizzy
    Please somebody help us...
    Somebody....

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    TNDRZE YNG SLLVN [LLYZ, YNGSLLVN]
    Lyrics
    TNDRZE

    Y'all a bunch of hyenas, cryin and beggin for scraps
    Crown me king of the jungle baby I murdered the pack
    We talkin claws to the face, we talkin stabs in the back
    Our tour stopped in your town, left it bombed like Iraq
    I brush my teeth with a razor so I can bleed when I spit
    I'll critique you like lasers and blow your ego to bits
    Do a tune and a dance and pretend your shit sound legit
    A single bar could erase you and make you never exist
    Y'all rest on your laurels, I bite your head off for morsels
    I feel the fat on my lips -- rippin' ribs outta torsos
    pinata your corpses, pin you up to the fortress
    My bars stay enormous, y'all look more pissed on than porcelain

    Y'all salty MCs need to tenderize
    We got the brine on ya
    We let you sit in it throughout the night
    And now we dinin on ya

    Every time I level up I put it in some rogue shit
    Every time y'all level up you put it on some breaux shit
    How'd you get to 30 plus acting so corrosive
    If you eat that humble pie you better up the dose like
    Hmm, you gonna hit that send, you gonna send that text like
    Hmm, you gonna have regrets, you gonna lose your head like
    Hmm, you gonna serve your best or you gonna burn that bridge like
    Hmm, maybe you should get some rest, maybe you should hit that bed
    Cause you seem more tired than a ketamine coma
    While my shit sound hotter than July in Arizona
    And I sound more ill than a bat filled up with rona
    And your skin sound thinner than some useless ass diploma

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    Marooned [#%^] [MessiahCarey, Jared Sparks]
    Lyrics
    Marooned

    So you wonder what happened on ceti alpha

    Dropped on a planet you, get me after

    Stop the flex and test the master

    Best of the best make the best cadavers

    Never make threats to just cadets

    No regrets don’t forget your debts

    Bring the rest just come correct

    Don’t get stressed from the epithets

    Used to feel a little but the little wouldn’t do it so the little got more and more

    Just kept tryin to get into the middle but the middle, pff such a bore

    Everybody knows what they think they know in the end who really sure

    Everybody knows that they gotta feel but never know what they feelin it for

    Might’ve said it once, maybe twice maybe never said it before

    gotta keep track to keep it on track then forever see me settlin’ scores

    Flickering fire forming in the sky

    atmosphere a million shades of death

    Flashing light - almost everything dead

    Nothing left willingly led

    Nothing left willingly led by your Fed

    Nothing left willingly dead for your Fed

    Nothing left but revenge and I seek it

    Get my hands around the captain’s throat and squeeze it

    I would call that scenic, sucka I always stay at the zenith

    Watch the situation worsen

    No sweat for a superior build of a person

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    Flaskpost .5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus]
    Lyrics
    Flaskpost

    Stuck on this island, the trouble just piling
    up and then rising above the horizon.
    Nothing surprising under the bright sun.
    Fuck with poseidon, get struck by the trident!
    Son of the titans. Thunder and lightning.
    The undeniably crummiest timing.
    A couple of hyphens--
    I suck at describing my struggle in writing.
    I wonder if I might become reunited with dry land,
    or if anyone can even find me where I stand...
    You wouldn't happen to recognize this white sand
    by chance? 'Cause I can't!
    The return address: Desertedness. If this ever surfaces,
    pretty sure I guess you've never heard of this.
    Purposeless! Better start preparing for permanence,
    'cause of the limitations I observe myself working with.
    I wanna leave, but it dawns on me I'll probably rot on this beach.
    If I thought I'd see other people, I'd believe posthumously.
    Ardamus keeps working hard on this beat,
    but I'd find it less awkward if he'd bother talking to me.
    In shock, or just seething 'cause he thinks I caused this debacle?
    Lost in his thoughts while mine get tossed in this bottle?
    Contents long gone, God crossed off of the gospel.
    Just gotta process the awful like hot sauce up a nostril.
    Nature, a hostel as hostile as possible,
    fatally harsh and too far from a hospital.
    Lots of unsolvable problems and obstacles.
    Consciousness distorted as if through a Boss pedal.
    Give me the bronze medal in shit going wrong!
    The minute we've gone, I'll sing the victory song.
    Time ticking along. Trickery! Contradictory! Wrong!
    Shorter hours; seconds getting unpredictably long.
    Don't know what we should do,
    except accept we've stepped into a Kobayashi Maru.
    Colossally screwed across the great blue yonder.
    A quandary we don't have the philosophy to ponder,
    finding the long shot our hearts grew fonder--
    Better yet, new harbor. Hardly. Too somber?
    Two goners, doomed to wander a handful of square feet,
    lucky if we last a mere week.

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    Beaches and Cream 1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot]
    Lyrics
    Beaches and Cream

    We went to Mile 0 Beach and the local petting zoo with a zoom recorder.

    The "kick drum" is us kicking a 5 Gallon drum we found on the beach, detuned

    The "hi hats" are clam and oyster shells we found and clicked together

    The "rim shots" are sticks we found on the beach and smacked together

    The Beach noise is recorded directly from the Pacific Ocean

    The Campfire noise came from Klopps backyard
    The Tape click is my old Sony Walkman starting and stopping the first mixtape my hiphop group was ever on

    The Goat, Peacock, and Zebu noises are from the Beacon Hill petting farm

    LYRICS:

    our ride is busted up
    droppin rhymes like a coconut
    hoping that
    provoking the totem
    chimes and it opens up

    a broken structure
    ruptures from the scenery
    intertwined with vines
    decaing time beneath me

    a tropical island
    got a sidekick beside him
    tryna fuck with Poseidon
    but it's hard to stay fluid

    as I scribe on papyrus
    the esophogas tires
    pyus, sensory fire
    in time with the movement

    LETS GO!

    circle tightens
    so we have a palaver
    squaking with the sparrows
    holding court over this challenge

    the, lord of flies says
    piggies on the spit now
    watch me take this corny round
    and crank out a legit sound

    how it goin down
    rapping through a busted gut
    throat ripping nasaly scrub
    picking the slack up

    you better back up
    I learned how to bellow
    stoke the fire ripping
    pire glistens get the marshmallows

    kicking lyrics by the ocean
    the coastal erosion
    broken by the tones
    spoken at the quotient

    copious atonement
    won't show the globe
    we've sown and were imploding
    so enjoy covid
    and the collective
    of open mourning

    no adorning fans
    no exploring random
    sands the globe is
    shut down for expansion
    till we get our stab

    what the fuck
    was that a crab
    riding on a deer
    please can we get back
    to the studio with
    our gear
    I fucking hate it here

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    Island of Messina 2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX]
    Lyrics
    Island of Messina

    Come to the new
    Island of Messina
    Where ALL your dreams come true

    Come to the Island of Messina where tequila flows
    Like Aquafina, this Seraphina Latina goes
    Down like calamari on the barbie with Bacardi
    We'll party until our souls expose their glow

    This new cantina's much cleaner than the one before
    With senoritas sunbathing like diamonds upon the shore
    And buffets galore, You couldn't ask for more, hop aboard
    Come explore this epiphenomenon Lore

    Come lounge in our underwater oasis, quite spacious
    And famous, like Vegas with gracious Nereid faces
    Experience the feeling of carelessness, Oh, you'll probably need the Coordinates
    Longitude: 15.5526, Latitude: 38.1939, yeah
    See you there!!!

    Come to the new
    Island of Messina
    Where ALL your dreams come true

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    Loony Tune Broken Pixels [Nomad, Equivalent Exchange]
    Lyrics
    Loony Tune

    VERSE
    Sorry for the fights and all the nights when you turned out the lights
    sorry for the tears and conversations you should never hear
    sorry for the prom and all the time you spent without your mom
    sorry for the scars I hate to see you always have your guard up

    HOOK
    It took until today for me to find a better place
    And speak the hidden words I always held behind my face
    I apologize for everything I ever did
    the things I never said or things I never done

    Never in the planning but you captured all my love
    When pushing came to shove I always kept our heads above
    Everyones the hero in their autobiography
    But It all amounts to zero if I never see you happy so

    VERSE
    Sorry for the fights, and times I Risked my freedom or my life
    Sorry for the screams, and all the things you never should have seen
    Sorry for the pain no matter what I’ll always take the blame
    Sorry for this verse, I couldn’t write if I had always put you first

    HOOK
    It took until today for me to find a better place
    And speak the hidden words I always held behind my face
    I apologize for everything I ever did
    the things I ever said or things I never done

    Never in the planning but you captured all my love
    When pushing came to shove I always kept our heads above
    Everyones the hero in their autobiography
    But It all amounts to zero if I never see you happy

    Never in the planning but you captured all my love
    When pushing came to shove I always kept our heads above
    Everyones the hero in their autobiography
    But It all amounts to zero if I never see you happy

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    Lord of the Files Cyberfunk2077 [Banditt, Synthlad]
    Lyrics
    Lord of the Files

    [VERSE 1]
    Day 107, no idea of geography,
    No bearing of location, crash landed Banditt's lost at sea,
    You've probably found this posthumously, drowned
    Little 2 minute round 3 track bound to a single brown floppy d,
    And figured it's an SOS, crying for help,
    Dying a death, in a pirates chest covered in kelp
    In hopes of a tyrants wealth, alone starving to death,
    But instead finding the opposite feeling that I reflect
    At the coco c-abandoned, looking at the bluest of sky,
    my music careers at hit the newest of viewership highs,
    Doing shows in front of shoals of barricudas and pikes,
    But when I crowd surf and dive, I find they run for their lives
    Coconuts on tap, couple seagulls eaten forthright,
    Waters sort of scarce but it rains once a fortnight,
    Little shack made from coconut husks to keep me warm at night
    Grabbing handfulls of fish, you can eat them raw, right?

    [BREAKDOWN]
    It's not all vacay status, the islands vacant,
    But whispers who shift latent, all speak to me of hatred
    And distain for my arrival which they say borders invasion,
    Tryna use me as an agent to seek vengeance on the mainland

    [VERSE 2]
    But that's probably just the infection talking, right? Surely,
    The on hand doctors who inspected my sores spoke poorly,
    His English was broken, but I thought when he saw me,
    This islands deserted, who are you? but he ignored me
    Now - this may be the hallucinations talking - - -
    Or the gangrenous infected cells in my blood coursing,
    Or the lack of water intake, sat in the sun scorching,
    But that rock formations looking at me kind of naughty,
    Play it cool B, better play it real cool,
    If I wasnt dehydrated then I would probably drool,
    I pimp walk over but I don't mean to be shrewd,
    But my left legs kind of infected, see the scabs as they ooze
    Oh, you cant see through audio, never mind I got it covered,
    Long story shortened me and this boulder now are lovers,
    I'll never really be castaway, as long as we got each other
    And this three bed mansion, anyway, here's amen brother

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    Coconut Maitai Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21]
    Lyrics
    Coconut Maitai

    Feet buried in the sand; feels like forever

    Writing letters saying please rescue sender

    Tend to spend my days – remembering

    Better day – coulda turned lemons to lemonade

    Just shoulda said no to the flight

    Trust in my pilot blinded my foresight

    Tried yellin when the plane veered off course

    The only thing that happened – my voice just got hoarse

    She said that sorta paranoia got ya thinking things

    Sensors on the panel all lit and flickering

    Altitude dropping – she needs the rush

    Drunk off the feeling even if it leaves me crushed

    Trust – when I call this situation a lose – lose

    Kill me softly with her song on her list of to-dos

    Engine sputtering, wings have some screws loose

    Last thing I remember she jumped with the parachute

    Dude, trapped in a catch 22

    Woke up on this island not having a clue

    Glass looked empty – used to swipe right to put some hope in it

    Now we drinking mai-tais outta coconuts

    Beach bummin – not so bad really

    One with the sun and the sand livin freely

    You ever sleep to the sound of the tide

    Island life got me feelin alright

    Retrospective has me taking a long look

    If I had a phone, probly callin up Tom Nook

    Like go ahead and sign me up son

    Blame the disappearance on an alien abduction

    Let obituaries read Bermuda Triangle

    Sang over two 45s makes the right angle

    Tell’um I gone up to live with the angels

    All good in this hammock with the sun in my face, yo.

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    Dont Ignore Yourself Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako]
    Lyrics
    Dont Ignore Yourself

    Don’t ignore yourself
    If you find that you harbor a passion
    That might treat you well
    For a while, but it causes disaster
    In the end of it all

    In the end of it all
    I hate that I ever paid mind to those who buried their intentions
    They considered careers in the arts too unrealistic
    I had good grades so a safer career obviously made sense to
    Those who lived in fear of risk, but I listened

    Once I embraced my ambition
    I thought I’d finally begun to ascend and
    Live out the dream I’d resisted

    Life went and cut me off
    How much would I have accomplished
    If I never ran away from what lived in my heart

    How many lives could I touch
    If I just
    Trusted myself and did my art

    If you choose to pay attention
    Please don’t miss out on your chance to
    Make your start

    Don’t ignore yourself
    If you find that you harbor a passion
    That might treat you well
    For a while, but it causes disaster
    In the end of it all

    In the end of it all
    I don’t believe I ignored any call
    I just waited too long to get involved
    Don’t mimick me
    Getting stuck in Opinions of others
    Then wishing
    That you never stalled

    Believe in yourself and embrace every fall
    when you get back up
    New knowledge will stack up
    And buff you so now you can keep standing tall

    I needed way too much validation
    Eventually I stopped ignoring my fears I knew that I had to face them
    I stopped suppressing negative emotions and decided to embrace them
    But now I wonder if the phrase “too late”
    can Evolve into "channeling greatness"?

    Do better than me

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    A Song About Death Dive Bars [Stalara, Myk Media]
    Lyrics
    A Song About Death

    Skit
    Hey Myk! You know what would make all this island even better?
    Less you!

    Opening
    I don’t really want to hear a sound (X4)

    Verse
    And to hear that sound (oh to hear that sweet nothing)
    That complete lack of sound (No more sound, quite beautiful)
    Now die cause my
    Introverted ass don’t want
    No one around (no one around)
    Your every tone (oooOooooo)
    Leaves critics laid prone (oooOooooO!
    And adds up to Mykies leaving (Mykies leaving)
    Me the hell alone!
    Listen to me (We hearing you clear girl)
    Finally free (finally free girl)
    From ear bleeding misery (so miserable)
    But, now you can see (now you can see)
    I took on a quest
    To put a shive
    Right through your chest (right through your chest)
    Ain't it the
    Sweetest noise around (sweetest noise around)
    That complete lack of sound

    *instrumental*
    Sound
    That complete lack of sound
    Now leave me alone!

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    SSOS (Someone Save Our Scales) dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G]
    Lyrics
    SSOS (Someone Save Our Scales)

    Dan’s sea shanty/hook :

    Helpless in the ocean dragons forced to rest
    Even our dearest friends now row towards death
    We sail the sea and lost our home
    We two alone I fear no one may come close

    Verse:
    Wrecked and stranded, hopelessly abandoned
    Two dragons stuck without nary a sandwich
    Call it an idle isle, no smiles for miles
    Underbelly overgrown, safe to say wild
    Ceaseless sounds from the gulls all around
    Can’t hear my own thoughts, about to break down
    Eyes lock, fists touch, endurance now found
    Promise made not to rest in this ground
    Tried to build a raft, raft didn’t get far
    Luckily close enough we could outswim sharks
    Arranging stones to entice the sky
    Into providing hope though we know hope lies
    SSOS - someone save our scales
    Reptiles, not amphibians, evolution failed
    Built a hutch in the sand, Dan tilled the land
    Started fire by hand while discussing our plans
    But fire went out, hutch fell in sea
    Turns out morning tide touches everything
    Lack of escape suddenly so clear
    We remain determined not to give into fear
    Then one night - amid the sounds of our screams
    Draped bodily in the slime and the weeds
    Subsisting on moss which clung to our teeth
    Screams turned into songs sung on repeat
    Sprawling waves carry dulcet tones
    Til they find some lobes to call a home
    After months on the island now a boat appears
    Too far from hope, entrenched and sincere
    They land on the beach - we take them by surprise
    Jam our thumbs in their eyes and steal their supplies
    Take their vessel and their lives, then suddenly realize
    We probably could’ve asked for a ride

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    -60.13, -9.12 ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove]
    Lyrics
    -60.13, -9.12

    Only country for non-men, lizard and I land on grief
    Nothing to breathe in but salt winds, brought on by violent means
    With a history of silence islands like ours tend to rip through some seams
    Leveled up enough in isolation, thought we'd reclassed as leads

    But see we believed freedom fit the budget. Just because none was free
    Doesn't mean we'd find a path left that lead to our right to finally sleep
    Our decidedly finite islet reminds of the scarcity of relief
    Checked into Hotel Echo Lima Papa, we can't ever leave

    Send nudes please

    To Negative sixty point thirteen negative nine point twelve
    With primitive fixings for dirt cheap, heaven and line or hell
    Definitive pity seekers need imminent blights dispelled
    At negative sixty point thirteen negative nine point twelve

    Dials stayed set at eleven, hoped could find ourselves
    But what comes up must go down, sometimes with unsought help
    Compelling nothing but an earless air all the time's we've yelled
    Our only something shaped easements, debris of kindred shells

    We'd held up hands long enough to signal god, if possible they'd see
    The very corner edge that the heart forgot, of course apart from misery
    Here the prominence of only harship left us a very desperate need
    For accomplices, more than promises, can we count on you for this?

    Please?

    Find Negative sixty point thirteen negative nine point twelve
    Remember kids, quickly! Divert please! Hesitance might not help
    Repetitive rhyme schemes hopefully serve the mneumonics well
    Chart negative sixty point thirteen negative nine point twelve

    Negative sixty point thirteen negative nine point twelve
    Negative sixty point thirteen negative nine point twelve
    Negative sixty point thirteen negative nine point twelve
    Negative sì̷͜x̷̝̃t̴̫̋y̴̦͊ ̶̲͑p̵̼͝oint t̶̥͊ ̵̫͒t̵̍͜h̴͙̍i̸irteenr̸n̷̮̆ ̸̜͘ň̷͔ň̷͔ň̷͔ň̷͔ň̷͔ň̷͔ň̷͔ň̷͔

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    i.o.u. Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]
    Lyrics
    i.o.u.

    Blockbuster rewind, VCR...prime...
    tapes aligned on the shelf, snacks near the blinds,
    Behind, my dad with the membership stand in line,
    For the game I wanted to find, time around 8 or 9
    What I, embedded with, having a Sega Genesis, messages in my head,
    If I knew the time I invested in, question, if I wanted a side stroller or something to learn a lesson in, got the X-men, the rage quits worth mentioning

    Word to the clerk, ...only for 2 days
    If you roll in after the 3rd the account fees will raise,
    higher than the lands appraised if it keeps acquiring at your age
    Phone calls to the house, parents...enraged so...

    Got home and started playing like a champ…
    But forgot the next day I start to leave for summer camp, And that, for 6 weeks,
    Much more than 2 days,
    The store now making calls, voicemails press-n-played…so…

    **dastardly turntable glitch**
    To persuade my dad return the game, but he forgot so the game case would lay,
    I come back and look with such a confusion,
    The game still there, no callers in the ID for solution…

    Come to find out to the story there lies more, they tore down the plaza, and they had to close the store, rode past the lot and it really struck a chord,
    Cause I still got the rental and now I…34

    -Hook-
    Once in while it comes to my mind for the things that I went through,
    And then I wish that I could go back, and wish that everything would be brand new but…

    i.o.u., i.o.u. Blockbuster, i.o.u. x2

    -End-

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    Worst Island Ever Floe Riden [Storyville, DJ Taiyouken]
    Lyrics
    Worst Island Ever

    we landed somewhere in the Galapagos
    or one of a hundred ancient archipelagos
    wearin my adventurer's pants and petticoat
    stranded on some part of the map that I don't know

    Tai and I eye the beach line down to the jungle
    better we figure out shelter before we encounter trouble
    but no sooner said then we hear a clock tick
    a giant croc big as a rock cliff lickin his chops, QUICK!

    we double time it as the crocodile pursues
    we lose the croc but find ourselves equally lost too
    we peer out the underbrush and spot a temple
    we hear the clock tick behind and decide to enter

    A stone head the size of stonehenge
    opens its mouth to speak and says "I am Olmec"
    "Treasure and danger lurk behind these doors
    but beware the temple guards and the spirits of yore."

    We traverse the cavernous recesses
    when an aberrant presence disturbs the quiescence
    a palored man, deformed by savage lands
    introduces himself to us as Caliban

    "You must've ship wrecked in the Tempest
    I serve this island, may I guide you post hence?"
    We say ok then we away down the corridor
    with lighted torches, when we suddenly strike a fork

    Caliban says "this way" when I spot something suspicious
    a shadowy figure lurking off in the distance
    I nudge Tai like time to say goodby
    and jettison in the other direction with no question

    we rush the twists and turns and catch light to the left of us
    runnin top speed right to the edge of a precipice
    we're overlooking a view of the whole island
    and see all sorts of beautiful places we may die in

    A giant sky scrape sized ape roams the valley
    an evil black smoke rolls through the trees
    a tribe of abandoned children are gathered
    and two fire breathing bulls are guarding a golden fleece

    We retreat the dead end with Caliban in pursuit
    and he's joined by a demon lady with red wings to boot
    we race out the temple as our foes are upon us then
    tic tock, the giant croc rears up and swallows them

    Worst island ever

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    The Last Supper HomeSchool Heroes [CKA Chipoche, Slywalker]
    Lyrics
    The Last Supper

    Häagen Dûdz - The Jam Zone

    Drums samples from The Winston's - Amen, Brother

    "Synths" are animal sounds. Bullfrogs, porcupines, beavers, swallows, & sparrows

    [Intro]
    Warning, you are now approaching a designated jam zone, please present identification. Very good, you may now proceed to dance!

    [Verse 1]
    Mercury Venus Earth and Mars
    Are all designated jam zone so far
    In the sea of stars, Earth is an island
    This island Earth
    Limit all your dancing to jam zone principality
    Under consequence of cosmic criminality
    Come on and slam, welcome to the jam
    Welcome to the jam zone

    [Chorus]
    Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
    The jam zone please, the jam zone please Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
    The jam zone please, the jam zone please

    [Verse 2]
    Mercury Venus Earth and Mars
    Are all designated jam zone so far
    Your planet is property of cosmic coalition
    Prepare to be inducted into jam zone tradition
    Pluto is still a planet, but
    If you don't want it we will take it for jam zone
    Jam zone swag

    [Chorus]
    Welcome to the jam zone
    Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
    The jam zone please, the jam zone please
    Limit all your dancing to the jam zone please
    The jam zone please, the jam zone please

    [Outro]
    DJ Lemon Pepper has a PHd in swag

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    ChorusPonderance Ill Capwn & Al Seer [Ill Seer, Al Capwn]
    Lyrics
    ChorusPonderance

    In case i never see you again fam
    Didn’t want to leave you stranded
    Don’t grieve, time expanded
    Receive these lines, and advance it.

    Big demi-frog,
    Poly wogs lemme memory jog
    Three silly lads on the lily pad
    One really rad lil lass
    Giving dad a living task.
    What the dilly? Still Privy ask
    Laborious respondent
    For glorious Chorus ponderance
    I implore Don’t ignore the forest, Explore us.
    No man an island
    Jesus walks, I ran
    The good race, should’ve paced
    Stood my space
    Couldn’t waste
    My hood place
    Understood grace
    Don’t mourn you born foreign
    Alien, i won’t fail again
    Or mail it in
    Rail against the male-evolence
    No insolence nonsense
    In solace, thy conscience
    my condolence of no consequence.

    Last will and testament
    Love killed this specimen
    Will resurrect again.
    My best skill investment?
    Hon, still the estimate
    blessed to investigate togetherness.
    Our nuptials ruptured all
    Corrupted by the fall
    Holy hegemony
    Matrimony, Monogamy
    Honestly gave you all of me.

    To Sarnia-Corunna crew
    Barn area brothers who
    Bade me decades from grade nine
    To our babies and fine ladies too.

    Mister McGhee
    witnessing murder to ministers at Free
    packwalks with a Hamilton backdrop to BC
    Our lives will always see a synergy of poetry

    Cheers for the casket of laughter
    friends, Toronto, till the hereafter
    sincere friendship never dies.
    This the end where we sever ties?
    At least I cease to pretend ya clever guys.

    Last but not least, my spiritual family
    What I teach, may you hear me all candidly
    Groundswell and Tyndale will prevail handily.

    In case I never see you again fam
    I don’t believe you stand abandoned
    Don’t grieve the time we handed
    Receive these lines...

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    Jungle State of Mind KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J]
    Lyrics
    Jungle State of Mind

    we weren't the first people to make gorilla dick music but we made it listenable

    ---------------------------------------------
    state of mind jungle
    haters fold and they crumble
    KKMDS SLAM ON ChEST
    OTHER RApPERS MANDIBLES MUMBLE

    not wearing pants while rappin this
    homo habilis statuses DAMAGES
    denisovian delinquincacy
    deuterostome frequency
    butthole albert einstein
    traverse time with heavy kind and a fine wine
    ALL RELATIVE MY RELATIVES
    I asked the other homos they hella pissed
    fuck the PORCINE WE SALIENT SAPIENS
    ouranopithecus better make amends

    fight the monke
    bite the monke
    return to monke
    show your junk (x2)
    return to monke
    jungle state of mind....

    Island gigantism weaponised obsidion
    anti-encephalized to oblivion
    opposable thumb in a vice grip
    nice tip Pleistocene ice slip
    bonobo bo bo bo-bo sick
    toxic time trip tik tok tik tik
    house of deveolution cyborg gorilla
    try what you willa illgill a
    denosivian thrilla so uh
    no skrilla for vanillas
    just jungle born killas
    darwin can catch one for realla for realla
    FOREHEAD SLOPE GANG GANG
    NEADRA WITH YOUR LAME LAME
    CHECK THE FOSSILE RECORD WE AINT IN THE SAME GAME
    or genus you genius
    now help me dip my wick in this austrilopithicus you idiots