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Round Two: Choose Your Own Adventure

Choose Your Own Adventure

Choose Your Game Genre:
Dating Sim
First Person Shooter
Role Playing Game
Sports Sim

Choose Your Screen:
Character Creation
World Map
The Final Encounter
Roll Credits

Choose your Vocalist Challenge:

Doubletime
Singing
Alliteration

Choose your Producer Challenge:

Chiptune
No Shares
Odd Time Signature

Each Track Must:
Contain a Game Cutscene
Loop Seamlessly
4 minute maximum length

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    At Least YNG SLLVN [LL YZZ, YNGSLLVN]
    Lyrics
    At Least

    RPG
    World Map
    Singing
    Chiptune

    Measure up -- not enough
    Ruin everything I touch
    heart is ash, blood is dust
    Every beat a cover up
    I got debt to settle up
    Medical, vendettical
    Throw me on the bonfire:
    Skeptical heretical
    Every time I level up
    I put it on that rogue shit:
    Double talk, weaponry
    Knowledges, lockpicks
    Every bar is bouta to hit
    Like bitter mana potions
    You can catch these hands
    Like I'm throwin out explosives
    I'm caustic, I'm basic
    I'm awesome, I ain't shit
    I fucked most my life up
    And I can't escape it
    No skills, depravèd
    Degenerate wasted
    Chasin off payments

    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
    to your mama
    to your sister
    to your father
    To your friends and to your daughter
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
    To your doctor
    to your preacher
    to your toddler
    And to your boss and to your dog
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
    to the neighbor
    Who maintains he fuckin hates ya
    To your teacher gradin papers yo
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
    To the senators who say they represent you
    But their morals are for rent well
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

    Ketamine coma in the classroom
    Y'all aghast, and I'm like:
    Did I fuckin ask you?
    Y'all the same fools
    who'd throw me in the trash
    Cause I ain't go no degree and
    I refuse to kiss your ass
    I'm done with the pretension
    That I fuck with your pretension
    You can crawl up in my mentions
    Bawlin sobbin so upset and
    I'll be sippin on Electric Kool
    This the acid test
    Contemplate my next move
    This a game of chess
    What's the point of buildin up
    When the waters set to rise
    And the minters of the money
    Got their bunkers prepped to hide
    That's a problem for the future
    I got problems right now
    I can solve em cuz
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

    to your mama
    to your sister
    to your father
    To your friends and to your daughter
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
    To your doctor
    to your preacher
    to your toddler
    And to your boss and to your dog
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
    To the PTA, the HOA, the NSA
    The IRA and Dave Coulier
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
    To every person in your shitty little town
    They're coppin on the lowdown
    AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

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    The Final Judgement Vessels of Light [CreateLadyJ, Cam3]
    Lyrics
    The Final Judgement

    (VERSE - J)
    I'm on a mission to rid of the rules,
    Lyrical freedom is critical
    Gonna get rid of the fools
    How can take on the mediums forcing obedience
    Now you controlling our bpms
    VPC will not use us as a tool
    We ain’t subsident

    Finally approaching the end of the line
    Fully equipped and divine
    Gathered my summons in ruins
    And items that are hard to find
    VPC League want our minds
    Make us believe we inclined
    To create under a structure
    And never beyond what’s defined
    I wanna take back what’s mines!
    (I’m takin back what’s mine!)
    Shout as I jumped through the light
    Portaled to Czarina Castle
    And asshole judges are in sight
    Thinkin' of all of the friends that I lost
    Wit no fear in my eyes
    The judges just line up and smile

    SHUBZ:
    Ha! Look who’s arrived...

    [CUTSCENE]

    RJ:
    Well if it isn’t CreateLadyJ..

    SHUBZ:
    Sure is! Heard this ho's been “creating” some problems...

    CREATELADYJ:
    Shut it! You strip the freedom from creators with your rules and harsh tactics! Your reign ends today!

    NAVI:
    But no order means chaos. Is that what you want for your creators?

    CREATELADYJ:
    Y’all go too far and you know it...

    1-UP:
    Well if that’s how you feel....then bring it.

    (VERSE - J)
    RJ and Navi attack me
    Took my blade aimed for his fade
    For he real live tried to trap me,
    I swear I can make a way
    Gauge filling up while I’m fighting Navi,
    Dodgin RJ,
    (RJ: Come here!)
    Smash B
    Body flare up with flames,
    I glow with the light of friends and fire!

    (ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
    Breaking oblivious bastards
    While bringing them blizzards and beams!
    Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast
    And I’m beating them breme
    Blasts and I’m breaking their base
    And blasting the bastards they break
    Bated embracing the basis to
    Bravely break the best brain BOW

    Running and jumping the stairs
    Hungry to run the next pair
    Potion in motion
    And floating companion makes sure I’m prepared
    Jump on 1-Up, I ain’t scared!
    Looked at me like don’t you dare
    (1-Up: Heh, don’t you dare!)

    Swinging on walls then he hit me so hard
    That my new health bar blared
    Shrubz and Bill dropped from the ceiling
    And made an eruption of lava
    And caught me while healing and everything around me just started to droppin
    I jump away gliding and riding
    The flame waves of their unspoken drama
    And dive in attacking them all
    with no option and glow up with Blizzaga

    (ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
    Breaking oblivious bastards while bringing them blizzards and beams
    Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast and I’m beating them breme
    Blasts and I’m breaking their base
    And blasting the bastards they break
    Bated embracing the basis to
    Bravely break the best brain BOW

    (CUTSCENE)
    CZARINA:
    Hahahahaha!
    I’m impressed you made it this far.
    How cute!

    CREATELADYJ:
    This isn’t funny, Czarina! People are afraid to do anything outside of your order, it isn’t right!

    CZARINA:
    Ohhh please...we brought the best out of everyone...and you know it!

    CREATELADYJ:
    It isn't right...

    CZARINA:
    What’s wrong J? Were the rules too much for you?

    CREATELADYJ:
    GRRRR fuck you...

    (VERSE - J)
    Czarina, she goes to attack
    I block then I swivel back
    Crash she put me on my ass
    I didn’t see what she attacked
    Teleport she moving fast
    Ignore I slash her back
    Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
    Meteor and they’re moving fast
    Bam, hit, and I fuckin crash
    She stands and fuckin laugh
    I’m pissed so I go attack
    Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
    Sick of your fuckin ass
    (I’m sick of you!)
    You bitch ima fire back
    (you bitch!)
    charging up my attack
    I don’t think I’m gonna last
    (I’m not gonna last)

    (ALLITERATION FAILED; J STAMMERS)
    Breaking these bitches with blizzards and beams
    Blinding the bastards and beasts..
    Beating...
    Bated embraces..
    I’m Breaking.. the basis..

    (CAM3 JOINS THE PARTY)

    (VERSE - CAM)
    No thinking of dying on my watch,
    That's not in the contract!
    Rise and let's shine on these niggas
    With vigor and bombast
    Power of friendship is boring?
    Let em sleep
    We gon shake em awake
    When I lend you my energy

    [TEAM ALLITERATION]

    (VERSE - J)
    We’re gonna make sure we win this today
    (Cam: Get em, J!)
    Powering up amd we’re breaking away
    (Cam: Wake up, J!)
    All of your rules you can shove in your face!
    We are not taking no orders no more
    And creating our way!
    (Cam: Fuck it up!)

    [TAG TEAM FINALE]

    (VERSE - J & CAM)
    We’re gonna make sure we win this today!
    (Hey hey!)
    Powering up and I’m breaking away
    (Hey hey!)

    (VERSE - J)
    I’m gonna end this shit now!

    (VERSE - CAM)
    Czarina, you’re going down!

    (VERSE - BOTH)
    Charging up all of the strength with the energy found our sound!

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    Rotary Club Dating Sim Thot Team Epic [Nursehella, Ultraklystron]
    Lyrics
    Rotary Club Dating Sim

    game style: (adult) dating sim
    screen: (intro) credit roll
    vocalist pick: alliteration
    producer pick: no snare

    v1.
    I gotta harem of hoes
    A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
    Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
    Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
    (WORK IT OUT)

    Expecting triple x from erryone I select
    Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
    I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
    Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
    (SOFT PART NOW)

    Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
    Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
    Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
    Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up the sack
    (GET HARD)

    Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
    Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
    NPCs and randos in the rotary club
    I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

    ch.
    Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
    Bone her - own her - then select it
    Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
    Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
    Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
    Bone her - own her - then reset it
    Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
    Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

    v2.
    Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
    Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
    Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
    Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
    (TAKE IT OFF)

    Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
    But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
    Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
    Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
    (LUNCH TIME NOW)

    Peanut butter gettin' a snack
    I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
    Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch
    They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
    (BUCK 'EM OFF)

    Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed
    I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
    None are blood related so it isn't incest
    So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

    Unskippable Cut Scene:
    MC:
    Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
    Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
    and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

    NPC:
    Hey Main Character!

    MC:
    Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

    NPC:
    What are you going to be up today?

    MC:
    Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations
    cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

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    SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny! The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]
    Lyrics
    SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!

    Genre - Role Playing Game!
    Screen - The Final Encounter!
    Vocalist - Doubletime! [ Zolt Energy Serum ]
    Producer - NO SNARES! [ The Bear Hammock 29-F; 0 innovated and pitched down a timbale hit, which was then heavily EQ'd; followed by a layer of distortion! ]

    SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!
    By The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]

    Cutscene

    [laughter]
    Four freestyle rap heroes, called forth to embrace arcane dangers in a world not their own, at last face off against an eldritch abomination before their way home closes for good… Wait a second, is this game real?!

    Verse 1

    Right I wanna get it Underway,
    Multiplayer Gameplay Isekai Anime Roleplay,
    Storydriven, live a little - hidden in the code, hey,
    What’s a little AI when you’re in the know, eh?
    5th player GM, now in the mem’ray
    Tabulating scores with the lightning in the core
    Game used to be a Tabletop, now it’s on a PC
    Freestyle Rap D&D, that Steam Heat
    Breeze past details, straight into the action,
    Got new players into rap with a passion
    Blast through con after con interaction
    Formed new family to fight with, faction
    Bicker in the group, entertaining, an attraction
    MIC made of magic when a demon wanna cash in
    FIGHT with the power from the Spectral Realm
    Rap well: it’s only you, ‘gainst the powers of Hell!

    Chorus 1

    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE

    Verse 2

    Now that you know what the Game is, watch as the Fates flip
    Upside down to believe it; seen with incredulous eye
    As every rap in the mind
    Becomes a reason that your crew still breathing
    Use an at-home mic,
    And watch an enemy life
    Be taken down like the bars you full of,
    You scream and you laugh as you snatch the wool off
    Each Bardic (every well-timed hook) you pull off,
    All you've done in the campaign to date
    They on the run, why they old false gods awaked
    We wouldn't let em have their way with the plane, we stayed,
    And that's the difference between time that you find and make
    But as a skyscraper sized wooden demon delivered,
    Every sizzling sinner's nightmare they had in a pillory
    We nipped the sitch and the stitching pretty, desynchronizing his milly
    Synergy higher than ever Amp Check and bam we're in bizzy

    Chorus 2

    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
    [laughter]

    Solo

    Chorus 3

    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
    CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
    YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE

    [NOTE: The CUTSCENE, as a creative choice, has been married in form to the looping challenge; 15+ seconds in length.]

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    S.K.O.L. The Southern Demon Nerd [Smokee B, Taco Supreme]
    Lyrics
    S.K.O.L.

    DaTING Sim, FInal Encounter,
    P: Chiptune Beat
    V: All three Slots

    "S.K.o.L." final encounter bgm from the hit dating simulator-
    Very Pretty CartoonsVII

    *Let me just re equip my quintuple A amulet here aaand there we go....
    Ladies Love Leisure suit Larry
    Is that a dating sim?
    Did we win?*

    (V1-00:14)
    This is it,
    Login with a Loggins reference
    Pay to play, or pay to win
    I'd pay some cents to sense the difference
    Spent hours days weeks months
    Shit I've got years invested
    Been at this game since beta
    Your mothers approve,
    these kids been tested
    I GET MY KIX ON THIS SHIT
    its everyday I
    Rectify relationships with rudimentary AI
    Macintosh Macdaddy
    Original digital playa
    Apps asking permissions like we playin Mother May I
    Hey Yah!
    Now shake them Jpeg pictures
    Getcha gatcha game up
    Give the gold to get them girls the gift shop
    Now we're doused in Drip Drop
    What up Nerdcore Hip Hop?
    I'm sorting out these ranks like half Quartet's hat at the tiptop
    Dont be flip flops

    (Hook-00:55)
    It's the boss battle bitches
    Bring about your bestest bars
    Let's butt heads in these trenches
    Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
    Find phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
    It's the boss battle bitches
    Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
    Level up the kinships
    Cultivate connections
    Choosing choices thats the challenge
    The titties are the holy grail
    I'm tryna lick the chalice

    (V2-1:22)
    Very Pretty Hitomi
    An anime girl dont know me
    The final encounter, choose your adventure, and bring ya homie
    Perky titties hope she show she me
    Feel her fondness for me growin
    another round or four and she'll be devourin our bologna

    This pack of pickled peter piper poets should prolly pick a proper profession prior to provoking poltergeist ghost pepper nappa possession

    Ghost Nappa: "rah"
    "Like Jon Bon Jovi is my Name"
    "Baby we made love, a bad game"

    *get the fuck outta here ghost nappa they ain't like you THAT much*

    (-skit-1:50)
    Vpc Hitomi: Evil girl laugh (transition to final form)

    Vpc Hitomi: Oh, so you think this is a BAD GAME ..

    Smokee:Nah that was ghost nappa...

    Vpc hitomi: tsk tsk You'll never see my cartoon boobies at this rate? 16000 hours youve been working at this only to now reveal my final form. You'll want purchase the promotional PTB pack in the gift shop and for a limited time and get a free single use bonus serum for 69 units of in game currency.!!!

    Smokee: Damn... weve done some shit with technology.

    Eh you maybe wanna get coffee sometime?

    Alright alright, I'm buying the throat stuff, fuck it

    (Bridge-2:17)
    Whooooooaaaaa!!!!
    Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties
    Marry kill or fuuuck?
    Dont you wanna feel some kind of loooove?
    Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties?
    Dont you wanna plaaaay?
    Dont you wanna feel some type of way?

    (V3-2:44)
    Wait
    Wait wait
    Wait wait hold up
    In a zeptosecond zing a zap of zolt up in my cola
    She got rocket ship titties and explosive aerola
    I'ma committed calm cool collected cornucopiopa
    Containing collages of cutscenes
    A Coitus Casanova
    If ya choking ya chicken, churn up a fappiapioca
    That's some happy tapioca if ya flickin ya bean
    Clickin ya cookie continuosly crackin ya screen
    The juxtaposition of judging jabronies is jarring
    just joshin i'm joking around jerkin muh jollies
    Boobies beautiful baby boo
    all of em are
    Gamification of intimacy?
    competitive forum?
    The demons herd the nerds
    And I'm reppin the henchman
    Unleash legions of semen
    cmon ladies toss yo eggs in
    Non binaries welcome every preference we can fit in.
    And if we ain't seen them titties we'll loop that shit again fam

    (Hook-3:12)
    It's the boss battle bitches
    Bring about yo bestest bars let's butt heads in these trenches
    Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
    Find phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
    It's the boss battle bitches
    Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
    Level up the kinships
    Cultivate connections
    Choosing choices thats the challenge
    The titties are the holy grail
    I'm tryna lick the chalice

    *metaphorically*

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    For Those Who Crown Joeler (Shrubzilla Mix) The Crown Joels [The Crown, EBILLY]
    Lyrics
    For Those Who Crown Joeler (Shrubzilla Mix)

    Uptown girl
    She's been living in her uptown world
    I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
    I bet her momma never told her why

    I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
    She's been living in her white-bred world
    As long as anyone with hot blood can
    And now she's looking for a downtown man
    That's what I am

    And when she knows what
    She wants from her time
    And when she wakes up
    And makes up her mind

    She'll see I'm not so tough
    Just because
    I'm in love with an uptown girl
    You know I've seen her in her uptown world
    She's getting tired of her high-class toys
    And all her presents from her uptown boys
    She's got a choice
    Oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh
    Oh, oh, oh, oh

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    Swag Guild Streezy Toad [Young Stroke Aka Young Muscle, Sweeney Toad]
    Lyrics
    Swag Guild

    Adventure choices:

    Role Playing Game
    Character Creation
    Singing
    Chiptune

    INTRO:
    [game narrator]CREATE A CHARACTER...ENTER A NAME

    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man decisions decisions...this might take me a minute...

    [game narrator]*interrupting* YOU'VE RECEIVED A GUILD INVITE

    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: hey w-what is this?!

    Guildmaster: hey man you're like, invited to like join uh, the swag guild...uh we're like recruiting uh, new members and stuff

    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man sure thing! this is awesome! i-i'm in a guild and i haven't even started the game yet!

    [VERSE 1]
    let's roll, not talkin' bout a wheel,
    you're either tankin', healin' or bout to deal
    some dps, maybe melee
    maybe ranged damage make the mobs say "mayday"
    in the swag guild you got three roles to play
    well, maybe 4, i'm the auction house all day
    hustlin' for pay, grindin' for gold
    while my swag guild g's steady fightin' in the fold
    that's the damn zone, where dragons groan
    in the raid battle we don't be swaggin' alone
    other guilds moan, swag guild put it down
    broke them boys off they ain't even left the starter town
    anyway back to the character creation
    we have several sliders for skin pigmentation
    and hairstyles, customization for miles
    the character creation suite is so versatile

    [INTERLUDE]
    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man this game's legit, there's an absolute cornucopia of choices

    [CHORUS]
    choose a name, race, and class
    suit up and go kick some ass,
    it's the swag guild,
    "wait a minute, the swag guild?!" YES!
    these haters wanna hate
    'cause swag is a passive trait
    in the swag guild
    oh welcome to the swag guild

    [INTERLUDE 2]
    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: Hey uh guildmaster uhh, any advice for a noob like me?

    Guildmaster: yeah bro, it's important to like, do stuff that gives you like, a lotta uh, in-game gold, and then put in the uhh, guild bank

    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh snap! will do!

    [VERSE 2]
    need a name for your character, can't come up with nothin'
    cool...just press the random button
    congratulations, now you have a name
    next up, you need to pick a race
    maybe elf, maybe dwarf maybe orc
    maybe human "who the hell picks a human"
    hey you do you, man, anyway next
    you need to pick a sex, "there better be more than two checks"
    next up a class, to kick some ass
    you should be a healer, "umm i'll pass"
    you should be a paladin "that's more like it"
    there's a cool paladin build with elemental lightning
    from a legendary item you can farm in this dungeon
    now you can chill at the swag guild luncheon
    at the tavern, versace armor pattern
    it's the swag guild leaving other guilds in tatters

    [INTERLUDE 3]
    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: best guild ever!

    [OUTRO]
    Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: this is awesome! as soon as i pick out a name...pick out which race, class, build, and uh finish the uhh tutorial, i'm gonna have so much fun with my new guild!

    Guildmaster: yeah bro it's gonna be awesome! don't forget to like, put all your gold in the guild bank...we need it for like, guild stuff. Yeah, that's what we need it for

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    Mario Match Maker Spandex Moose [Mike Bananas, Frank Danger]
    Lyrics
    Mario Match Maker

    Super Mario Match Maker

    Welcome one and all to the mushroom kingdom
    Gettin' in mah groove I assume ya thinkin'
    it's all PG, keep it honest like Lincoln
    But they're tryna keep it hush dude just like Clinton

    Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Daisy, Peach
    there's gotta some freakin' going on beneath the sheets
    Bowser Jnr, Baby Rosalina, so freaky
    women always gettin wet and wild with waluigi

    wahhhhhh I'm not a shy guy
    maaaan I was surprised to find
    Princess Peach is out pimpin' peeps and
    Birdo's doin' blowies on the cheep cheep beach

    No more Paper Mario now we're usin' rubbers
    On Toad's rockin' chode not tryna make mothers
    and we're not even gettin' to the milestone yet
    Cos your slipslide ride make my dry bones wet

    You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
    the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
    There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
    we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

    Mario might make you moan
    Bowser's got a beast below
    Peach is playing ping pong
    But Donkey Kong's dong
    Don't do no wrong

    Mario might make you moan
    Bowser's got a beast below
    Peach is playing ping pong
    But Donkey Kong's dong
    Don't do no wrong

    We're down in the basement lookin for DUCKHUNT (da cunt)
    We're on an odyssey that's a homer run
    If you know your Greek epics that's a sneaky pun
    I'm also down here doin' cheeky cums

    You know Wario's always playin' by himself
    It's a good thing too cos the dude truly smells
    Myself man I've got an abundance of wealth
    I'll trade you 100 coins n I'll give you one up wahh

    I don't want diddy kong baby gimme daddy kong
    big balls like tanuki bringin' that daddy dong
    whip it down my warp pipe pappa don't fear
    I pinkie promise there's no piranha plant here

    Treat me like Yoshi I'll be swallowing ya aggs
    But once you've finished I'll be packin' my bags
    I've gotta leave sweetie, not far to go
    it's not you it's a me, Mario!

    You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
    the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
    There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
    we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

    Mario might make you moan
    Bowser's got a beast below
    Peach is playing ping pong
    But Donkey Kong's dong
    Don't do no wrong

    Mario might make you moan
    Bowser's got a beast below
    Peach is playing ping pong
    But Donkey Kong's dong
    Don't do no wrong

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    Duck Hunt 2: WATERFOUL SlothdubzAndRonin [Only One Ronin, Slothdubz]
    Lyrics
    Duck Hunt 2: WATERFOUL

    Sports Sim
    Final Encounter

    Vocals did double time
    Producer used no Snares

    Duck Hunt 2: WATERFOUL Lyrics

    Take cover behind the blind
    Lock and reload
    Seen the patterns a hundred times
    Still don't know where they goes
    Take a beat to revive more
    As the infantry comes through the lakeshore
    [Revive]
    Toss a grenade
    to space out the parade
    Then let the gun play-
    there's a million ways
    To go
    But its unmistakable
    That your more than capable
    To get through the first round
    But the second wave already knows that your coming
    There's no where to hide
    when they no where you're running
    And Gunning down every lame duck in a suit
    They aiming to die
    You aiming to shoot
    Miscounted your rounds
    You let some of them loose

    Living the dream
    Shooting the beam
    You press the gun to the screen
    You're aiming at me
    All of my people just wanted to be
    But there's a gun in the way
    I was just running away
    Please get that gun out my face
    Gonna play fowl,
    Then we running the play
    And mutate
    Too late
    Gonna tuck you away

    The one on the hill
    Runnin the bill
    Got ton of the skill
    Never put in the run of the mill
    Drake flow

    Try to bury the plot
    I parried the shot-
    carried the flock
    never bet the weapon
    Was a safe vote

    Population control
    That was the scapegoat

    Got your dog in the fight
    You better stay close

    Cuz if I ever catch you alone
    It's off with the dome
    Gonna push you off a clef
    Just so I can hear the bass note

    Murder most fowl-
    Now you think your goldeneye

    Don't act all totally spy
    You're totally fine
    I'm totally lying
    You point your gun willy nilly
    In vicinities
    Like nobody's dying

    Well I'm sick of Complying
    You're the only one
    Heading south when I shoot
    In a v formation
    When I come with my troops

    My Fury unbridled
    In our fight for survival
    vengeance only rivaled
    By the untitled goose

    Living the dream
    Shooting the beam
    You press the gun to the screen
    You're aiming at me
    All of my people just wanted to be
    But there's a gun in the way,
    I was just running away

    hands steady is the plan and the goal
    Perfect 10 got your ducks in a row
    You're not gonna takes us down
    We're not gonna take it slow

    Wait,

    How did we get on a principal
    making me miserable
    Now I feel like im a criminal
    These aren't real ducks
    This game is just scripted
    The plot and the premise are fictional
    shooting a duck in a game
    isn't the same as shooting for real
    But tragically in the analogy
    I can respond and react
    To the way that you feel

    The brain makes swift work
    out of the tedious
    ranking life on a higharchy
    From value to meaningless
    So nobody bats an eye
    Over the life of a fly
    And a person can empathize
    That a murder is fine
    Verdict aside,
    It's still disturbing,
    Who's deserving of life-
    Nintendo and other systems
    That can give you the right
    And the rifle
    The badge and the title
    That don't hold you liable
    Narratively,
    Comparatively,
    Trifle.
    And thus we commit
    to the cycle
    Dehumanizing peace
    In the place of the genocidal
    Lifes is beautiful
    And we made taking it's cool
    All we needed was a premise
    and a flimsy excuse
    But who knew
    Pew pew
    Had more power than Zulu
    And those who have the power
    make all of the damn rules
    If this the way?
    Then the jokes on who?
    If you're the first person to shoot

    This is a song about game
    About a sport
    About Hunting game

    Living the dream
    Shooting the beam
    You press the gun to the screen
    You're aiming at me
    All of my people just wanted to be
    But there's a gun in the way,
    I was just running away

    hands steady is the plan and the goal

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    My Cat Likes You Sleater-Kitty [MC117, Klopfenpop]
    Lyrics
    My Cat Likes You

    Genre: Dating Sim
    Screen : Roll Credits
    V SLOT: Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
    P SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)

    Well I been hurt before
    It gave me pause, I'm feeling sore
    Not anymore
    Don't trim these claws I'll fight that war
    And I'm okay
    Just curl up with my cat and lock my heart away
    No I won't stray
    But you've been hanging around
    And on your lap I found

    My cat likes you
    And suddenly I'm seeing that
    I like you too
    And if she and I agree
    Maybe two could turn to three
    It might be true
    Cuz my cat likes you

    Heading out of state
    If you wouldn't mind there's something I'd
    appreciate
    Thanks it would be great if you
    Could swing on through
    And feed my cat and tell her that she's pretty too
    She'll prob'ly hide from you
    Oh wow she lets you hold her
    Sleeping on your shoulder

    My cat likes you
    And suddenly I'm seeing that
    I like you too
    And if she and I agree
    Maybe two could turn to three
    It might be true
    Cuz my cat likes you

    You came on the scene
    And made a beeline for that feline
    Don't know what it means
    Even still you're so furmiliar

    [ SKIT ]
    What do you think, kitty?
    Meow
    Yeah I know, I'm... I'm just not sure...
    Meow
    OK that's fair.
    Meow
    No, I see your point. Honestly I appreciate it
    Meow
    Me too buddy. Me too.

    My cat likes you
    And that's good enough for me
    because I like it here with you and my cat

    My cat likes you
    And that's good enough for me
    Because I like you too
    And if she and I agree
    Maybe two could turn to three
    It could be true
    And happily be something new
    With you and me and our cat

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    Perfect Husbando SilkRoadRunners [RawJaw, Da Rap Nerd]
    Lyrics
    Perfect Husbando

    Adventure Choices:
    Dating Sim
    Character Creation

    Vocalist Challenge: Alliteration + Double Time
    Producer Challenge: No Snares + Chiptune

    P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

    Perfect Husbando

    [RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

    [Cutscene]

    Hook:
    Babe you need that perfect lover
    I think we deserve each other
    know you wish youd get a chance
    To design a better man, well here I am

    I guess this is what was meant by, true love
    That you can refine from the inside, true love
    As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
    Wont you Notice me senpai,

    Verse 1:
    As i acquire the ability to articulate
    Boom bass i breathe be Barbiturates
    Calm creator, in the center stage
    Develop dashing details i demonstrate
    Enigmatic elegance i emanate
    French fries for friends when i fetch a plate
    Gearing up, get language i generate
    Honed to heal hearts, for heavens sake
    Initiating the indicated imitation
    join my journey, just be patient
    You can drive, Climb the cockpit,
    ride till the sight is kaleidoscopic
    Every keystroke through the fiber optic
    Is key to how i acquire knowledge
    learn to let go of lost losers
    Listen, I’m a lot smoother

    Hook:
    Babe you need that perfect lover
    I think we deserve each other
    know you wish youd get a chance
    To design a better man, well here I am

    I guess this is what was meant by, true love
    That you can refine from the inside, true love
    As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
    Wont you Notice me senpai

    Verse 2:
    Memories, most magical moments
    Never leave, no matter the notion
    Open arms you grab by the ocean
    So potent, its practically potion
    Quality time, undivided quotient
    Relax, romantically Roped in
    Sincere, even sweet when im sulkin
    Toilet seat top, i’m tappin to close it
    Unusual, wont become jealous
    Understanding under umbrellas
    Vision of love, undeveloped
    Until i feel something well up
    World wondering what to tell us
    Excite excess, xylem led us
    Yonder yew tree, young lives are threaded
    Youre in the zoom zone, overzealous

    [Cutscene]

    Hook:
    Babe you need that perfect lover
    I think we deserve each other
    know you wish youd get a chance
    To design a better man, well here I am

    I guess this is what was meant by, true love
    That you can refine from the inside, true love
    As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
    Wont you Notice me senpai,

    Verse 3:
    No fair to compare, i act that a way
    No more home alone on saturday
    I dont care if you are way scatterbrained
    You control the trope from shoujo anime
    I could be a Transfer student
    with an attitude that acts aloof and
    I’m a handsome dude
    But if they rude, i tell a delinquent to make plans and move it
    raise my hand to get the best score
    the answer to what’s on the test board
    What’s that doki in your chest for
    Must be cuz i moved in next door
    set’s core, i’m your childhood friend
    high school prince when childhood ends
    All depends, on what you like in men
    if you dont like me, you can try again

    Hook:
    Babe you need that perfect lover
    I think we deserve each other
    know you wish youd get a chance
    To design a better man, well here I am

    I guess this is what was meant by, true love
    That you can refine from the inside, true love
    As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
    Wont you Notice me senpai,

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    Lost Shawn Solo & Lex Lingo [Lex Lingo, Shawn Solo]
    Lyrics
    Lost

    Challenge:
    First Person Shooter - End Credits
    Ph'th'kuh's Throat Balm (signing)
    The Bear Hammock 29-F (no snares)

    heh Fight then
    Hell I know you're scared
    and I know you don't believe in yourself
    But if we don't stand up right here
    Then none of it meant anything

    It came overnight there was nothing you could have prepared for
    like how would you kill those you care for
    and once you have what is there to be scared for tho

    I am not prey they can hunt down
    Moving so long feeling run down
    Gotta find somewhere safe by sundown
    I don’t wanna be there when the horde come round
    and I’m

    Lost in the dead of night
    Just Tryna stay alive
    I say we have a chance
    When i know it’s a lie
    These corpses walk beside me
    Feels like I’m dead inside
    It cost me everything
    I bet you barely tried

    This can’t be the end I’m all outta options
    I’m down to my last i been here before to be honest too often
    Trust is a thing of the past now all i can count on is losses
    Time just been moving too fast so I’m paying em back when this shot hits

    I could write a book on how to kill a friend and i haven’t slept in days having trouble with my temper
    hit em with a head shot hope you don’t remember
    everything i love now lost in the embers

    I will not surrender to my fear
    But i can’t let down my guard they’re always near

    This city tried to swallow me whole
    And the dead are always calling me home

    Never slowing down no rest for the wicked
    Seem at this point i could swear I’m addicted
    This ride go hell and I’m punching some tickets
    I’m sorry you fell I’m not spreading the sickness

    Lost in the dead of night
    Just Tryna stay alive
    I say we have a chance
    When i know it’s a lie
    These corpses walk beside me
    Feels like I’m dead inside
    It cost me everything
    I bet you barely tried

    Lost
    (we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
    Lost
    (we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
    Lost
    (we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
    Lost
    (we're lost)

    No She was already dead
    It didn't mean anything
    So you're mad that you woke up one day
    and life's a war?

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    You Can Try Sailor Doom Remix [ Johnny HacknSlash, Twill Distilled]
    Lyrics
    You Can Try

    Challenge Info:
    Role playing game
    The Final Encounter
    Singing
    Chiptune

    MAIN LYRICS LISTED FIRST, LATIN CHOIR LISTED SECOND

    pray to anyone you want,
    halls of this cathedral ring as
    hollow as the followers
    of gods that call me evil,

    matters of opinion, tell me
    did you stop and honor every
    murder of my minions, as you
    spill their blood like water?

    Call yourselves the hero, seems
    to me though, you're no pacifist,
    so come on make me bleed,
    let me be that final catalyst

    that activates your destinies, that's
    what I'm here to do, just
    remember you're the enemies from
    other points of view: I've

    I've gathered crystals, mastered focus,
    pacts and rituals, murdered hopeless
    keepers of forbidden knowledge:
    I'm the one who's suffered all this!

    we'll let history
    decide who is wrong, just
    remember it favors the
    strong

    there's no measurement in this galaxy
    the sun, the moon, the stars
    to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
    how infinitely truly fucked you are

    theres no measurement in this galaxy
    the sun, the moon, the stars
    to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
    how infinitely truly fucked you are

    But you can try.

    weak attack,
    reflected back,
    so futile!
    why even try y'all,
    put down the fireball!
    and let me see you smile

    I'm cold as Shiva with an open shoulder
    raising hail over Hel 'til it freezes over
    gone blind to the fact that you should've turned back
    couldn't see the truth with the whole beholder

    chance's down with the pit fiends which means
    it's between abyss and abysmal, I
    flex so hard like I'm made of mithril
    all drip, cantrip, straight magic missile

    rule this block like a sword and board,
    keep it harder. than a Gorgon whore
    dare to cross my threshold? LET'S GO,
    I won't stop 'til I'm overlord

    -------------------------------

    ADV1: BY THE GODS, you dare to hurl insults during our fight!? HOW DARE YOU!

    ADV2: We can't let him win. That's not what our dead parents would want. They would want justice.

    ADV3: And to be alive!

    TWILL: OH HO HO HO! Did you forget about me?

    ADV1: BY THE GODS, he's been cured of his wounds!

    ADV2: Damn you evil faerie from earlier in our adventure!

    ADV3: Yeah!

    HACKNSLASH: Your cries of anguish and agony will echo in a symphony of sorrow displaced against a disarray of desolution and despair!

    ADV1: BY THE GODS!!!!!
    -------------------------------

    come so far,
    just to lose it all now,
    the light in your eyes
    starts dying down

    thoughts and fears that your
    choices were wrong,
    wonder who the hero was
    all along

    you need me, to justify them means
    you need me, to keep your conscience clean, yeah
    you need me, to wash away them awful feelins
    you need me, to play the role of your supervillain

    devoured all the power,
    transcended from ages,
    blood-line's been refined
    by the finest of sages
    I done studied manuscripts til I
    mastered the pages,
    now I'm felling all your fighters
    while I'm melting your mages

    Asura and Bahamut couldn't
    get me with me a comet, here's a
    list of people better than me:
    ain't nobody on it, you can

    you can summon every dragon,
    every potion, every flagon, every
    buff, level up, there ain't
    ain't nothing gonna happen

    I mastered space and time
    I don't lose, I hit rewind

    ---------------------------------
    LATIN CHOIR

    nauta exitium est optimus
    nauta exitium est optimus
    nauta exitium est optimus
    nauta exitium est optimus
    *sailor doom/destruction is the best*

    clamoris magis
    clamoris magis
    clamoris magis (meliorem)
    clamoris magis (meliorem)
    *cry more (get good/improve)*

    visne experiri
    modus facilis?
    visne experiri
    modus facilis?
    *would you like to try easy mode?*

    adepto ledo per
    a currus, tu pessimus
    adepto ledo per
    a currus,tu pessimus
    adepto ledo per
    a currus, tu pessimus
    adepto ledo per
    a currus, tu pessimus
    *get hit by a car, you're the worst*

    tu non heroibus
    Vos autem homicidæ fuistis
    tu non heroibus
    Vos autem homicidæ fuistis
    *you're not heroes, you're murderers*

    utinam non
    utinam non
    *oh no*

    hic est vere malum
    hic est vere malum
    *this is very bad*

    im tam libenter
    non sum vobis
    im tam libenter
    non sum vobis
    im tam libenter
    non sum vobis
    *i'm so glad i'm not you*

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    The Dungeon Rad Labs, Inc. [Michaelangeflow, Omniboss]
    Lyrics
    The Dungeon

    Genre: RPG
    Screen: The final encounter
    V: Alliteration
    P: Chiptune

    Intro

    Welcome to the final boss.

    The dungeon itself.

    oh snap!

    life yo,

    it's a cycle

    Chorus

    it's a dungeon delver

    An endless endeavor

    a cavern crawler

    So savor the splendor

    a maze mayhem

    And it goes on forever

    A dime drainer

    And it couldn't be better

    Verse 1

    Yo! I love it when the maps

    Are randomly stacked

    With monsters and mazes

    Awaiting for my attack

    This torch is fading and

    The cave is turning black

    The dungeon never ends

    And I like it like that

    Rinse and repeat

    Is all that you need

    We're stuck on this train

    Of an endless feed

    a part of me knows

    That it's just a game

    another part knows

    that it's keeping me sane

    Endless lives that I dive

    Into the pits of decent

    I rely on the guide

    To point me in the right way

    These thumbs help me plunder

    For the RNG

    I Found a shield on a lich

    its orangey

    Use a scroll to be told

    If it will a harm me

    420 to my armor

    That's my pharmacy

    Jump in the cart

    If you're into rpgs

    We wandering the woods

    For the hard xp

    Cutscene

    Combat clanks sfx

    Death yelp

    You have died

    Your corpse is unreclaimable

    Congratulations!

    You have reached floor 42.

    Commendable, but pathetic.

    A new adventure awaits for you, hero.

    Reloading the soul.

    Verse 2

    I will retire in the spire

    Expire from the mire

    I'm tired of the trials

    and the vile vampires

    spend all my time

    Just rhyming in the mines

    Slaying all the shiny

    Smiliest of slimes

    Strive to be alive

    Pile for the prize

    Use all my smites

    and my Guiles and my guise

    No save file

    Won't be a while

    Til I succumb

    To the very last wild

    Caverns creatures

    Fathoms features

    Patterns preachers

    Damned if i don't beat ya

    to the next floor

    Up the secret level

    Light another torch

    Down another redbull

    Damned if this beat ain't

    Insanely Incredible

    Doom and defeat ain't

    Mainly malevolent

    being stuck here

    To tame these terribles

    rather just flee

    And eat some edibles

    Chorus

    it's a dungeon delver

    An endless endeavor

    a cavern crawler

    So savor the splendor

    a maze mayhem

    And it goes on forever

    A dime drainer

    And it couldn't be better

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    Boss Rush Perstrami Persona [Steve Perry, Zilla Persona]
    Lyrics
    Boss Rush

    Game Type: Role Playing Game
    Game Screen: The Final Encounter
    Vocalist Challenge: Singing
    Producer Challenge: Chiptunes

    Our journey starts with a town to defend
    We never thought this is how it would end

    I never met a monster that I didn’t wanna murder
    They keep coming for my girl, but they never gonna hurt her
    We have conquered creeps and tyrants, bloody battles brought us further
    We've found the mastermind, now it’s time to fight with fervor for this

    Boss Rush, Boss Rush
    (spoken) HERE WE GO!
    Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

    They've swallowed the sun
    The villains ascend
    But our fire burns on

    Here they come!

    To face us once more
    The spirit of bosses
    That we've slain before
    It's a

    Boss Rush, Boss Rush
    (Spoken) Boss! Fight!
    Boss Rush, Boss Rush Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuuush

    We traveled far with our misfit friend squad
    We caught some fish, now we're killing a god

    Well you might have been my maker, or a brother and betrayer
    I’m the prophesized protagonist, another word for slayer
    You can serve up our accomplishments to combat this conveyor
    Of the conquered past and perished, with a wing and a prayer for this

    Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Rush
    Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

    They've swallowed the sun
    The villains ascend
    But our fire burns on

    Here they come!

    To face us once more
    The spirit of bosses
    That we've slain before
    It's a

    Boss Rush, Boss Rush
    (spoken) here we go, now
    Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

    [Cutscene in Final Battle]

    Boss Rush, Boss Rush
    (spoken) Boss! Fight!
    Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

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    People Pleaser Perfect Cell [Joey Z, Big Fake]
    Lyrics
    People Pleaser

    Genre: Dating Sim
    Screen: Roll Credits (Bad Ending)
    V Slot: Singing
    P Slot: Chiptune

    ALL THE COLORS FADE TO BLACK UNTIL YOURE VOICELESS
    TIME'S UP
    WEAR THE STAINS OF ALL YOUR CHOICES
    YOU TRIED TO FIT IN THEIR BOXES
    BENT EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY UNTIL ITS BROKEN
    THEY ALL LEFT YOU ALONE & IT'S YOUR FAULT
    YOU TURNED EVERY DIALOGUE TO ETHER
    PRESSING THE BUTTONS TRYNA BE A PEOPLE PLEASER
    YOU GAVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEVER ASKED FOR & MORE
    SO HOW'S IT OVER & THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO MEET US?
    RETRACE YOUR HISTORY
    LETS TAKE A LOOK BACK & NOTICE ALL THE THINGS YOU DIDNT SEE
    THE OPTIONS THAT YOU DIDNT READ
    THE PROMISES YOU DIDNT KEEP
    PURSUING ALL THEIR FAVOR HAD YOU ACTING SUPERFICIALLY
    YOU WERE TRYNA BE THE PERFECT PERSON FOR A DOZEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE
    SO YOU TORE YOURSELF TO PIECES THINKING EVERY PIECE WAS EQUAL
    YOURE SCREAMING "HOW COULD THEY NOT LOVE ME?
    I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING & GOT NOTHING"
    MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE NOT LUCKY
    ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
    YOU THOUGHT YOU MATTERED BUT THEY CHEWED YOU UP & SPAT YOU OUT
    THE CREDITS SCROLLING PAST YOU
    HOW YOU CASUALLY MEANDERED DOWN THE PATH TOWARDS THE SADDEST ROUTE
    WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
    WHAT YOU MAD ABOUT?
    AS YOU WATCH THE TEXT DESCENDING FROM ABOVE YOU TAKE A SECOND TO REFLECT ON WHY NOBODY REALLY LOVES YOU
    YOUR LACK OF CORE BETRAYS YOU
    YOUR STRUGGLE TO PLEASE EVERYONE'S UNDONE YOU
    YOU'VE PRESENTED A COMPLETELY BLANK PUZZLE
    WHO ARE YOU?

    YOU CHOSE EVERYTHING WRONG
    (YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE OTHER OPTIONS)
    YOU'VE BEEN LEFT ALL ALONE
    (YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN)
    EVERYONE'S GONE
    (THEY ALL PAIRED UP & RAN OFF TOGETHER)
    & THEY'VE PICKED ALL YOUR BONES
    (LEFT YOUR DESOLATE, ROTTEN FLESH SKELETON IN THE DESERT)

    BUT THIS DONT HAVE TO LAST FOREVER
    YOU CAN BE YOURSELF & YOU CAN CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER
    I BET THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO CLEVER
    ATTEMTPING TO PLEASE EVERYONE & KEEP IT TOGETHER
    YOU FAILED
    DUST YOURSELF OFF
    BETTER LUCK NEXT FILE
    CHECK IT OUT
    YOU'VE UNLOCKED ANOTHER TEXT STYLE
    (IT'S RED)
    NOW TAKE THIS NEXT LIFE & TRULY PUT YOUR HEART IN IT
    YOU CANT GO BACK BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN

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    Title Shot Obvious Corruption [Obvious Lee, Cosmic Ray Corruption]
    Lyrics
    Title Shot

    Challenge Details:
    Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
    Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

    Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
    V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
    V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
    P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)

    It’s time
    lace up you cleats and your mask
    Get it right.
    Onto the pitch from the top rope.
    See the crowd and let em know
    That we will not be denied

    Chorus:
    It’s time to get hydrated
    It’s the title shot
    It’s the final destination
    It’s the title shot
    That’s right baby
    It’s the title shot
    I say yeah.

    One more time
    A force of nature with our talents combined.
    Drempt of this since you were signed.
    It’s the showdown time to throw down.
    Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

    (Chorus)

    Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

    I’m a problem you can’t process
    Put a puncture through your progress
    You got promise but I’m flawless
    Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

    Duck and dive dude you’ll die
    Prepare for your demise.
    Devastation’s what your facing
    take my title come and try

    Times ticking truly tragic
    Won’t move me man I’m massive
    Your wingers not a winner
    I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

    Your game plan’s about to get garroted
    I’m the goat you know I got it
    Bout to bend it it’s the end
    Learn why they call me “the problem”

    (Chorus)

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    Restore to Default Night City Glitches [NoShoes, #Raccune]
    Lyrics
    Restore to Default

    RPG
    Character Creation
    Doubletime
    Chiptune

    Make me look real cool
    Twenty seven seven don't wanna look like a tool
    Get the stats up high, an a patch on my eye
    And an afro dyed super bright blue
    not an ordinary RPG
    so of course I gotta look flawless, G
    add some parachute pants and facial tatts
    Ain't no NPC gonna mess with me
    Wait. Blue afro?
    You really gonna wanna do that though?
    Hey it's your choice, but I gotta make a point
    Please don't make me look wack, bro
    K cool. Where was I? Right.
    gotta make me a badass tough guy
    gonna stomp these fools with these fresh clown shoes
    and rocket feet so I fly real high

    ~Hook~
    I see what you've done here
    (No sir don't like it)
    Giving me that silly gear
    (No sir don't like it)
    Thought that I had made it clear
    (No sir don't like it)
    An avatar like that don't evoke no fear
    (No sir don't like it)

    Maybe we got of on the wrong foot
    Wait. Where's my foot GIMME BACK MY FOOT
    Yo, this ain't right I wanna look tight
    This shirt ain't gonna get no one shook
    Aww now I gotta hook hand?
    What now, take a leg? Get a kickstand?
    Oh, aren't you cute, no eyebrows to boot
    an a dlc hat with the dev brand
    Lookin' tacky as hell Y U DO DIS
    Gettin' some sorta kick with the blueprints?
    Up your ass is where this clown shoe gonna fit
    quit pickin' this shit, you little nitwit
    This may be just another game to you
    But I'm the hero of this world with a job to do
    How'm I gonna to prove this power runnin' through
    I'm hook hand afro face tattoo'd dude.

    Hook x2

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    Aquaculture Muscle Laughing Shrimp [Beefy, tanner4105]
    Lyrics
    Aquaculture

    In this game you play the role of a plucky young aquaculture farmer.
    Our journey covers the character creation setup of the piece.

    There's some double-time and what I try to claim is singing vocally throughout the track.
    tanner4105 has provided some smoothed out Donkey Kong Country instrumentals for your ear holes.

    Welcome back (welcome back)
    now's your chance (now's your chance)
    to heed advice and get you leveled and advance
    Yo aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave
    but another terrible character I might just go insane
    but that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano
    but you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching
    And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no
    invading info
    innovative intro
    incredibly incognito
    you'll need your payment info
    can’t get that until you grown at least to level 5
    can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die
    ayo that's wack
    why you gotta build your guy like that?
    got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along
    and darlin that's a fact

    we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
    sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
    you run the fishery
    The aquaculture nursery
    you're not taking it seriously
    We kinda need your currency friend

    You should think twice about your stats
    You took no points in traps
    but your sex appeal is maxed
    I don't even know what it's even in the game for
    maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4,
    bundled it with Recore, wasting all this time for
    me to make a report, busting up the keyboard
    Cause I don't know what you're doing
    yo your whole vibe I'm not fluent
    if you're the crustacean student
    our reputation is ruined
    and I can't handle it, manage it,
    your failures so elaborate
    business plan so immaculate
    your dumbass couldn't handle it
    all ya gotta do is click that shrimp
    It’ll run that script, it’ll count them chips
    you don't gotta use a fist
    wanna give a little kiss
    and I got another hint
    wanna find out what it is?
    Yo you can unlock a lightsaber!
    none greater neighbor, so tell me what to ya think?
    maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink

    we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
    sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
    you run the fishery
    The aquaculture nursery
    you're not taking it seriously
    We kinda need your currency friend

    You gotta click that shrimp
    You gotta click that shrimp
    Click that shrimp, baby, click that shrimp (x4)

    {Important Information Here}

    we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
    sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
    you run the fishery
    The aquaculture nursery
    you're not taking it seriously
    We’ll never get your currency, man

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    Click Click (Who You Datin') Muppet Ronin [Kabuto the Python, Beaker Sullivan]
    Lyrics
    Click Click (Who You Datin')

    game genre is dating sim, concept is character creation.
    alliteration, chiptune, no snare

    CLICK CLICK (THE OC)
    VERSE III
    CLICK "NEW"
    FIRST, PAN DOWN, PICK A SICK SHOE
    THAT'S THE FOUNDATION, MAYBE LATER DO THE FIT TOO
    NEW BALANCE FOR RAPPERS WITH HUGE TALENTS
    CYBERPUNK TYPE MENU, KNOW IM PICKIN "DICK 2"
    AND YOU KNOW THAT HE AINT GOT NO CHIN BOO
    LOOKIN LIKE TINTIN DO, WHAT NERD WOMENS IS INTO
    NEVER GETTIN LAID HES TOO BUSY PLAYIN TENSHU
    AND CALCULATING MATHEMATICS LIKE: FIVE PAIRS IS TEN SHOES
    HOOK
    WHO U DATING
    WHO U DATING
    UNLOCKIN SPICY PICS IN VISUAL NOVEL CONVERSATIONS
    I PLAY IT FOR THE STORY THO, BUTO NEVER 'BATIN
    SO A MAD COMPELLING OC CHARACTER IS WHAT IM MAKIN
    WHO U DATING
    WHO U DATING
    UNLOCKIN SPICY PNGS AND EVEN ANIMATIONS
    OF MMM VERY DEREDERE, TSUNDERE MAIDENS
    GETTIN HELLA BABES LAID AND I AINT EVEN LEAVE MY BASEMENT
    VERSE I
    ALRIGHT LETS GET IN FOR REAL, GOTTA PICK A
    BODY TYPE, IMMA GO WITH "EW," IM HYPE AND NEVER
    CHILL, WHATS THE DEAL, I'LL GIVE MY MAN A UNIBROW
    U KNOW HOW I'LL ALWAYS KEEP IT REAL, AS I BUILD
    MOTHERFUCKER IMMA TAKE THIS POTATO MAN TURN
    HIM TO A MEAL, CAUSE I GOT THE HEART AND YOU KNOW
    I GOT THE WILL, LEAVE THIS SAVE FILE TO MY FUCKIN KIDS
    UP IN MY WILL, WELL MAYBE NOT THATS KIND OF INAPPROPRIATE
    STILL
    GOIN DOWN THE LIST OF CHECKS, YES--SEX? YES
    BODY HAIR MAYBE LIKE A SEVEN BUT ITS CREPT UP TO THE NECK
    YOU'RE IMPRESSED, I CAN TELL, SO RESPECT
    HEAD BUZZED, BUT THE BEARD AND MUSTACHE IT CONNECTS
    OKAY NEXT, FOR THE SKIN COLOR GOTTA INSTALL CS:S
    OR ELSE THE WHOLE SHIT'S HELLA PINK AND BLACK CHECKED
    THINK AND ACT NEXT
    EYES BLUE, SIZE: HUGE
    VERSE DONE, DISTRO CUT THE CHECK
    (HOOK)
    VERSE II

    OK WHAT THE FUCK AND WHAT THE CRUD
    TOOK A WHOLE VERSE TO TAKE CARE AND MAKE THE CHARACTER
    NOW I GOTTA I DUNNO PRESS X NEXT AND MAKE THE DUDS
    GOTTA DRESS IM SEXY FOR THE CLUB THATS THE RUB
    KICKS, THAT WAS HANDLED HELLA EARLIER IN DUMB SPITS
    CRUNK LIT, STILL GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE JUMP STICKS
    FIT HIM WITH SOME FIVE ELEVENS, LEVI NOT THE GUN SHIT
    BLACK, NAVY DENIM, MAYBE CHINOS FROM THE HUNDREDS
    SHIRT SIZE M AND ITS BLACK, KINDA RATTY
    MOOG LOGO FROM BACK WHEN
    HE WAS HYPED TO MAYBE BUY A SUB PHATTY
    BUT HE DID GET THE SHIRT AND IT FIT GOOD
    SO LOOK SOMETIMES THINGS JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT IT DOESNT MAKE
    HIM A POSER OR WHATEVER
    PALLY
    GIVE MY MAN A JACKET SOMETHIN MAXED WITH CAPACITY
    PLUS WITH ALACRITY
    PLUS WITH SUNGLASSES AND A CAP
    YO, YO, WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE LETS SEE...
    WELL THIS MASK IS NEAT
    SHIT I THINK THAT CAPS IT, PEACE
    (HOOK)
    BEAKER: HEY KABUTO ARE YOU READY TO OOOH MY GOD HAHA
    KABUTO:OH MY GOD CLOSE THE DOOR
    BEAKER: IS THAT HONEY POP?
    KABUTO: NO ITS A VISUAL NOVEL
    BEAKER: ARE YOU JERKING OFF TO HONEY POP?
    KABUTO: IM NOT JERKING OFF
    BEAKER: ARE YOU JERKING OFF TO YOURSELF ON HONEY POT?!
    KABUTO: ITS NOT ME ITS AN OC
    KABUTO: CLOSE THE DOOR
    BEAKER: YOU MADE A KABUTO
    KABUTO: ITS AN OC
    BEAKER: NOT OC
    VERSE III
    MOTHERFUCKER OK JESUS CHRIST AND SHIT DUDE
    IF BEAKERS GOT A POINT AND MY CHARACTERS A BIT TOO...
    IDK FAMILIAR I THINK THAT ITS A MISS
    YOU CANT BE ON SOME MARY SUE TIP, THAT AINT IT
    OOH SHIT
    I GOT A PLAN I GOTTA STICK TO
    THE GAMES GETTIN DATES GOTTA BUILD HIM TYPE SPECIF TO
    MAKE A FLY NERD, A LOTHARIO A SLICK DUDE
    WHO MAKE THE LADIES SAY "I NEVER MET YOU BUT I MISSED YOU"
    SO

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    Fresh to Dead Mechanical Peasants [AJB, Kyle Vice]
    Lyrics
    Fresh to Dead

    Genre: Role Playing Game
    Screen: Character Creation
    V Slot: Zolt Energy Serum (Doubletime)
    P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

    Picture you in some high tops, high heals, Reebok,
    Tennis shoes, ten issues of fashion mag knockoffs
    Stacked in the background, tell me how does that sound?
    I don't know, but there's better flow than the last round

    Pound for pound, you can change your weight,
    Making them look like you doesn't change my fate,
    I'm great, but greatness takes practice,
    Change who you are on the inside, now that's attractive

    But in case you disagree,
    Take another look through our inventory,
    Like what we see? Good! It's all free,
    And can get new swag for every boss you beat

    Please bedazzle responsibly, don't be forceful,
    It's less about the chest and more so the torso,
    Looking cute in your suit so let's play,
    Doesn't really matter though, (no?) you're gonna die anyway

    (Pre-chorus)
    Protect your neck or your heart, it's à la carte,
    Make a warrior or make a work of art,
    You don't have to play hard, you just have to play smart,
    When you're ready for that level, press start

    (Chorus)
    Feeling pretty slick in your new kicks, you don't wanna
    Swing and never miss, if you do then we are gonna
    Paint the town red, you got your new threads,
    (How do I look?) Yo, your fresh to dead

    Put your pants on and jacket, Don't give me flack,
    It's not the entendre I intended so back it,
    Backpack it or not, it's up to you,
    But how else will you carry all that extra loot?

    I texted you, but you didn't hit me back, you just ghosted me,
    Now how do we make this track how it's supposed to be?
    You want harmony in the kingdom?
    Or rather my armory have harm to bring them?

    Dropped the annotated to be animated,
    Though I'm antiquated I'm elated to be making music that debated,
    Rated A for aggravated but I've demonstrated
    That I've mitigated all irritated folx and I've orchestrated

    The best character design scene you've ever seen
    It's surprising and kinda fits my rhyme scene,
    So while you're driving in your souped-up coupe,
    Wait, that's a different cut scene... shoot

    Pre-chorus

    Chorus

    Radiopia. Once a vast landscape of diverse music and cultures, now segregated territories slowly descending into chaos as King Diamond appropriates each of our genres to fuel his own powers. It's up to us to stop him, but even as I stock up on gear and supplies, I can hear his voice echoing in my head.

    Pre-chorus

    Chorus

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    Dollar Bin Datin Sim Maybe Next Week [Jollimus, Yugen]
    Lyrics
    Dollar Bin Datin Sim

    Welcome to Love: Bottomless
    Where you can holla @ some Jollimus
    But before you can get a kiss
    Your first task is simply this
    Character creation
    Yeah, become the maiden
    The one who will get all his love
    Praise the Lampedgod up above
    Skin tone comes in many shades
    From blizzard down to peach
    Hair, all colors, lengths and styles
    As long as he can reach
    You can choose most any height
    If you're at least five two
    When it's tme to ride this ride
    Yeah, you'll know what to do

    Get made up any way you wish
    You could cosplay as your favorite dish
    But remember to please Jollimus
    And prove your love is bottomless
    Remember not to omit
    A most suitable pseudonym
    Girl, I'm not scared to admit
    This is a dollar bin dating sim

    I have heard your words challenger.
    Having skintone end down at peach isn't racist.
    It's preference.
    PRE-FER-ENCE.
    Well, If you're interested in a higher difficulty, we can drag that down to sand.
    Yes, like on a beach.
    Yeah, from blizzard down to beach, goddamnit, ok
    Fine, do it.

    Get made up any way you wish
    You could cosplay as your favorite dish
    But remember to please Jollimus
    And prove your love is bottomless
    Remmeber not to omit
    A most suitable pseudonym
    Girl, I'm not scared to admit
    This is a dollar bin dating sim

    Skin tone, hair and even height
    Girl don't forget to choose your eyes
    Lash length, core strength, and sexiness
    All measured right down to the tenth
    Leg to body ratio
    And thiccness of tha thighs
    Perfection is the one thing, girl
    That's hard to falsify
    Bust size has major range here
    From titanic down to flat
    But if you try to skimp on dat ass girl
    There's a penalty for that
    Solomon might be the wisest
    But he can't see your three sizes
    Girl this here is Jollimus
    And all I've got to say is this

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    Scenes from a Gorilla Restaurant KKMDS [Ill Gill, Thugmasta J]
    Lyrics
    Scenes from a Gorilla Restaurant

    Dating Sim
    Final Encounter
    V; Singing
    P: no snare

    lets try again
    sim date with godzilla
    last time again
    in guerilla Villa

    one more time again
    after all this time you stilla realla thrilla?
    whats a king kong say to sway godzilla?
    I want you back Godzilla i need you back

    A jet black stare (it) just wasnt fair
    I knew the color of (her) underwear UH
    MACAW MATRE D (sez) please take a seat (tez)
    down on ya feet (or) up in a tree (yez)
    it was my idea (ah) couldnt be more clear (ya)
    reservation list taken half a year
    drank half a beer giving into fear yes
    should i get godzill-a to get undressed

    timestamp 1:27

    (godzilla roar)
    GIL:whats that honey youre Ebirah thermidor is ok?
    (roar)
    GIL:oh its ebirah newberg? do you want me to get the waiter?
    (roar)
    GIL:oh uh you want me to go to the chef myself ok...
    door opens
    GIL:hey chef thugmaster sir
    CHEF:WHADDAYA WANT?
    GIL:its just my G/f who is godzilla ordered a ebirah thermidor and--
    CHEF: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ME
    GIL: WHAT
    CHEF:DO YOU WANT TO BANG NEXT TO THE DEEP FRYER OR NOT?
    GIL: YES
    KAIJU SEX NOISEs FOR A FEW BARS

    ITS THE LOVE between these walls
    Its the love between these balls
    KKMDS
    LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL
    Love will conquer all

    OOwa -OO X2
    GAME OVER FOR YOU
    GAME OVER FOR FOOLS

    I AINT PLAYING GAMES 9(no)
    I aint PLAY TO LOSE (no)
    but if its all the same (yes)
    thugmaster's who is choose (yes)
    is it so wrong I gotta lay the shlonga
    built like a konga couldnt wait any longa
    I know hows it go, daw i get trampled into foi gra
    zilla slay me on truffle filet mignon
    get my bill beaton like will weaton
    but its brains over braun gotta get it on

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    Realms of Anselm II - Anselm’s Realm Ill Capwn & Al Seer [Ill Seer, Al Capwn]
    Lyrics
    Realms of Anselm II - Anselm’s Realm

    Game type: Role Playing Game
    Screen: World Map
    Vocalist: singing, alliteration
    Producer: chiptune

    Realms of Anselm II: Anselm’s Realm

    INTRO

    omnia quae nobis sunt turpia

    Verse 1

    Welcome to a world vast to unravel
    How you judge you’ll be judged with the blast of the gavel
    Trudge through the sludge till you can fast travel.
    Sealed with the steel of seven sentries,
    venture through the Eleventh century.
    Hover at heaven's entry
    Where Edenic humanity battles endemic evil entities.
    Mere mortals persevere through fear to peer into the spirit portal.
    When you reach a new territory
    Each with a screwy scary story
    Your core ensemble scores gory glory;
    encore - a semblance of emblems.
    Simply assemble at Anselm Elms;
    find finer waypoints, in Anselm’s Realm.

    BRIDGE

    omnia quae nobis sunt turpia
    omnia quae nobis sunt turpia

    CHORUS

    Adventure awaits all always at Anselm’s Realm
    Only Honourable Oblates in Order not to be overwhelmed
    How a Holy Helmet helps harrowed heroes at the Helm
    Monarch’s Might Make mischievous moves
    in Anselm’s Realm

    Verse 2

    Request side quests at thy behest:
    It’ll be an ill journey leaving Italy to Normandy
    Best brigands from Burgundy?
    Believing more urgently than normally.
    Load up on logic lessons from Lanfranc
    Jostling the badass bossman, that rascal Roscelin
    Gladly inspect the fulsome flocks of the Abby at Bec
    Build a balneary even the baddies respect
    Guard the monastery from demonic monstrosities
    A relic repository worthy of Cosmic curiosity
    Publish the Proslogion for posterity to philosophy
    Charter a cart to Chartres with a charming crest
    Be calm and set as you collect Psalm palimpsests
    Battle the son of William the Conqueror
    Mad monarch meet the illest monk moniker

    CUT SCENE

    Anselm: I cannot allow my monks to embark on this foolish Crusade.

    King: They will win back territory for your precious Lord!

    Anselm: My monks destroy more demons in deepest prayer than any war waged here on earth.

    King: I need 1000 pounds for my coffers and then you can operate freely.

    Anselm: I gave the 500 I had stored for you to the poor and will give no more.

    King: Your title means nothing to me, you are banished from my Kingdom of England.

    Anselm: I will go to Rome to receive my pallium, find more monks and I will rally them.

    King: I hated him before, I hate him now, and shall hate him more hereafter.

    CHORUS

    Adventure awaits all always at Anselm’s Realm
    Only Honourable Oblates in Order not to be overwhelmed
    How a Holy Helmet helps hallowed heroes at the Helm
    Demons demonstrate devious moods
    in Anselm’s Realm

    Verse 3

    No longer a Sophisticated sophomore mystic or soporific
    So terrific you’ve lifted to the Archbishopric
    Can’t bury the lead, Canterbury’s in need
    The demon seed interceded with seedy deeds
    Blemished Benedictines disappointed, addicted to the screen,
    but you're anointed, so the victory’s appointed.
    Pointed quips from poisoned lips drip vicious and vile
    Violence incensed against your excellence in exile
    Banished like a banshee flee with a plea to the See
    Religious renegade throw in the Holy Hand Grenade
    at the Great Crusade

    OUTRO

    Adventure awaits all always at Anselm’s Realm

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    The Choices You Made HomeSchool Heroes [CKA Chipoche, Slywalker]
    Lyrics
    The Choices You Made

    RPG
    End Credits
    Singing
    No Snares.

    Credits:
    We’d like to thank our writer, producer, especially our QA testers,
    and the guy who continued to bring us coffee through this whole thing.
    We want to thank you all for your hard work.
    And also, Jeff, we don’t wanna forget you, what a great pizza guy!

    Intro:
    That’s it you got it
    Black screen you bought it
    Credits roll you go
    on and on it flows

    Verse 1:
    The path led you here
    it wound and bound and
    decisions/your choices and suddenly you found
    yourself at the end wondering
    and at the end it’s crystal clear
    you shoulda gone left when instead you banked right
    Armed a blaster when you shoulda palmed a knife.
    Words roll and the game flows but you always gonna ponder if you bought when you should have stole.

    Chorus:
    Because now, now at the end do you understand?
    Do you understand my friend?

    Took two to the face and one to the pate three RPGs launched and one RPG beat.
    You beat the big baddie and the credits scroll
    but all your choices gotta take their toll.

    Because now, now at the end do you understand?
    do you understand my friend?

    Credits 2
    We wanna thank everyone involved, everyone modeling and texturing.
    Even our Canadian offices.
    And Tim who continously went out, as an intern, grabbing pizza for us all in those late hours
    We'd like to thank the head of music direction, and SlyWalker sound.
    And of course, lyrics, by CKA Chipoche.
    And we'd like to thank all of you who supported us in this endeavor.
    Game on!

    Cut scene:
    Eileen Dover: Oh Jeremy Trevorson! You saved the day
    Jeremy Trevorson: it’s what I do... but there are many more days to save.
    Eileen: But Jeremy Trevorson! You promised! You promised you’d give up this life, and love me for ever!
    **Automated computer voice**: Jeremy Trevorson, will you honor your word?
    Jeremy Trevorson: yes!
    **Automated computer voice**: Jeremy Trevorson, based on the role that you have played, this is not an option for you

    Verse 2:
    Maybe you’re good but your decisions were bad. but regret seeps in when you staring at
    the end and you know you made the choices you did
    of a lone hero or some guy named Cid.
    Hero or villain it doesn’t matter now
    you’ll have to live with the way you played the game for now
    Finally the credits slow and as they cycle away and the screen goes one final line from all of us to you:
    Thank you. Thank you for playing our game.

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    Sokovian Death Dance Häagen Dûdz [Johnny Salt, DJ Lemon Pepper]
    Lyrics
    Sokovian Death Dance

    Genre: First Person Shooter
    Screen: Final Encounter
    V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
    P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

    [Intro]
    nerdcore hip-hop
    Vocalist producer challenge
    Behold the power of dance
    Everybody dance now

    [Verse 1]
    Everybody move your body
    Come on now it's time to party
    Bring it in to elevate
    Your mood it's time to celebrate
    Outside there is mass destruction
    Inside there is one instruction
    Point your arms to punctuate
    You're dabbing upon all the haters

    [Bridge]
    Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
    Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

    Don't forget to dab now
    Don't forget to dab now

    [Chorus]
    Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

    Dab, dab, dab on the haters
    Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

    Dab
    Dab

    [Verse 2]
    Right arm left arm both are guns
    Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
    Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
    If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

    [Bridge]
    Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
    Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

    Don't forget to dab now
    Don't forget to dab now

    [Chorus]
    Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

    Dab, dab, dab on the haters
    Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

    Dab
    Dab

    [Skit]
    Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
    DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
    Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
    DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
    Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

    [Verse 3 Rap]
    I am the USSR's best, be impressed
    I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
    I invest, in fish, and other exportables
    This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
    Affordable? Ja, for the right price
    420 point 69 euro, nice
    Numero uno like a shiny articuno
    See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

    [Bridge]
    Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
    Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

    Don't forget to dab now
    Don't forget to dab now

    [Chorus]
    Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
    Dab, dab, dab on the haters
    Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

    Dab
    Dab

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    Escape From Facebook Former Fat Boys [A Dinosaur, Hard Corey]
    Lyrics
    Escape From Facebook

    We present THE FINAL ENCOUNTER of a modern RPG called ESCAPE FROM FACEBOOK.

    Up against a robot billionaire the vocalist equipped all three things:
    - Doubletime
    - Singing
    - Alliteration

    The producer equipped:
    - Industrial chiptune on hook and bridge
    - No Snares.
    - Odd Time Signature (The last two measures of each refrain are in 7/4 with the exception of the last one because the last refrain is the first half of the opening of the song. There are also some poly tempos happening with the chiptune arpeggios in the skit section. )

    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    No one can
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    He's robot
    Mark Zuckerberg

    I see that you made it
    Got out of my basement
    But you'll never escape
    There is no way
    I've been awaiting this day
    I cannot lose
    What can you do
    I control truth
    It's whatever i say
    No moves
    Can counter my factious funnels of fatal fake news
    So bow to my brain or I'll leak nudes
    Of you in '04 hazing frat dudes
    They're saved on my servers
    The terms of the service
    Soley serve some sick purpose
    To forever and blindly bind you
    So take your best shot
    I'm always behind you
    Lurking and jerking round every wall
    Undefeated I'm jake paul
    First place I'm a vessel of light
    Congress can't stop me with their oversight
    You close an account and think i'm out of your life?
    My schtoyle unblockable you think that you might....

    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    No one can
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    He's a robot
    Mark Zuckerberg

    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    No one can
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    He's a robot
    Mark Zuckerberg

    I can feel you weaken
    Lean in to my Beacon
    Freaking, I feed on anger, I feed on hate
    I feed on users that think that they can try to escape
    And it's time I ate cuz it's late
    And you're on my plate escape from faceook
    But that wasn't even my last laugh
    Monopoly map i get you back
    Messenger instagram and whats app
    Ha!

    And you think you're fully equipped
    With potions and tunics and upgrades and ish
    That you bought from the ads that I served on your quest
    Then my 5G cancer ray blasts through your chest
    Banished boss babes & farm games
    MLM schemes cranked to eleven
    Logic as leveled up weapons
    But i've tracked every move that you've ever made since you were seven
    Know thyself, know thy enemey
    100 battles, AI fear no threat to me
    Beat-up a brainwashed boomer horde
    You made my russian robots roar
    Killed krazy kevins and killer karens
    Zombies that you used to know as your parents
    Standing there swaggerin'
    Like your name is Saverin
    But there's no escape from my blue & white labyrinth

    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    No one can
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    He's a robot
    Mark Zuckerberg

    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    No one can
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    He's a robot
    Mark Zuckerberg

    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg

    Robot Mark Zuckerberg: I remember that night I launched Facebook. I wondered if I was just an impostor.

    Player One: An impostor?!

    Robot Mark Zuckerberg: The thing that I was reall fascinated by is understanding people. Understanding facial expressions, emotions,

    Player One: Like some kind of AI...robot?!

    Robot Mark Zuckerberg: Processing. Processing. Processing.

    Player One: Why did you do it?

    Robot Mark Zuckerberg: A billion dollars. Billion dollars. Billion dollars.

    Player One: Why are you still fighting? What do you even have to fight for?

    Robot Mark Zuckerberg: I get a little bit frustrated when people fear monger about AI and how it could end up hurting people.

    Player One: You robot butthole!

    Robot Mark Zuckerberg: It is gonna bother you because you're human. And I was human. I am human. I am not a lizard.

    Player One: Arrgghhhhhhhhhh!

    Kill Mark Zuckerberg

    And if you get free, where will you be
    Tick tock on the clock hear the beat
    The devil you know or don't, see?
    A sophie's choice it's china or me
    You got a blockchainsaw and an antitrust sword
    I got a billion dollars that says I win this war

    You can't
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    No one can
    Kill Mark Zuckerberg
    He's a robot
    Mark Zuckerberg
    You can't...

    you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
    smash my laptop but no one can smash my labyrinth

    so you bested my radical russian robots
    alt-right armies, corrupt cops
    pizzagate bronies deflecting bout porn
    feastest on scores of my boomer beast battle horde,
    you savagely savaged the killer karens
    zombies that you used to know as your parents

    you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
    you can smash my laptop but not my labyrinth
    you're bloody and angry and sad
    i made you kill your own mom and your dad

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    Mercenary Marksman Green Lotus [Osiris Green, Riot on the Beat]
    Lyrics
    Mercenary Marksman

    First Person Shooter
    Roll Credits

    V-Slot- Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Apparatus (alliteration)
    P-Slot- Bear Hammock 29-F (No Snare)

    Mercenary Madness

    Riot: We can’t thank you enough for saving us from the tyranny of the corrupt politicians and police force of this city. No longer will we be victims and live in fear of their cruelty, bigotry, and greed. You’re a hero. 

    Osiris: 
    I’m not a hero, that’s the last thing I am. My motivation is vengeance for my family that was taken away from me by this twisted system. If they were still here, your suffering wouldn’t be my problem. 

    Riot: doesn’t change the fact that you did something and freed us. Regardless your motives. Hey wait, where are u going?

    Osiris: This isn’t the only city ran by evil assholes kid. Theres hundreds and thousands of people that....

    Riot: Need to be saved?! 

    Osiris: 
    No. there’s hundreds and thousands of people that need to be put to sleep permanently. As for me, I’ll be wherever somebody needs to die. 

    Mercenary Marksman/
    Rebel revolutionary/
    Terminating targets/
    Riot Rockin rifles ready/

    Apocalyptic arena/ 
    Adept armed assassins/
    Killing corrupt cops/,
    Cannons cocked, clap em/ 
    Poppin punk politicians/ 
    Multiple murder missions/, 
    Vindicating victims/ 
    Vindictive, vicious visions/ 
    Notoriously known/ 
    And always all in the articles/ annihilations an arts amazingly armed arsenal/ poppin pussies to particles/ lunatic lone and logical/ underhanded underlings understand i’m unstoppable/ 

    Determined do or die demon dat does dominate/ colored cornea, can close coordinates, concentrate/, 
    C4 sending system senators to cemeteries/ psycho sniping successfully,  sitting solitary/ , 

    ,Each evil encounter ends in excellence/ enemies even evade Evacuate like exodus/ 

    Fighting forever my faded forgotten family/ fuels my fanatic fixation for fatalities/ 

    Hold up hailed as a I hero? hate to hear it/, homicides a hobby hopeless and horribly horrific/ ha
    Showcasing shotguns sharing shrapnel 
    Sharp shooting shells shortening my shadow shit list/ shhh

    Killing competitions cooler/ 
    located a lackin lolilgagin LadyJ lay low lock and load (gun shot) loser 

    Holy headshot/ terminate the twill/ cannons catching cam/ casually I come to kill/ close caskets/ curtain call/ scary Skills/ ridiculous round2 riot run it/ Ready 

    Mercenary Marksman/
    Rebel revolutionary/
    Terminating targets/
    Riot Rockin rifles ready/

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    IN THE FACE!!! Floe Riden [Storyville, DJ Taiyouken]
    Lyrics
    IN THE FACE!!!

    Challenge: Choose Your Adventure!
    Game Genre: Sports Sim (Boxing)
    Screen: Final Encounter
    V SLOT: Alliteration (BONUS: both singing and double time were used)
    P SLOT: Odd Time Signature (BONUS: No Snares)

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    Offerer: League of the Lost Players Fireproof [Mark Cooper, Prowess The Testament]
    Lyrics
    Offerer: League of the Lost Players

    Adventure choices:
    First Person Shooter
    The Final Encounter
    - V SLOT -
    Zolt Energy Serum (for Doubletime goodness!)

    - P SLOT -
    The Bear Hammock 29-F (leaves No Snares unturned)

    I’m so amazed it’s the final stage, the rain has been on for days, so make way,
    I’m on a mission, locate the villain position than its good riddance!
    Get the lost players and I’m dipping, So spacious, gloves come with navigation,
    Being patient, I pinpoint the destination, It’s an old train station, two dots in the Basement,
    Mike and Sabrina, good their adjacent,
    I came prepared, weapons come with the software, guile anti-airs to the solar flares, all there,
    Open palm blasts for the accuracy, cause the site is flooded by all the Valkyries actually,
    An organization with such powerful means, with Major calling the shots “promo team”
    Made a vaccine intervene with a clever scheme, that racism has been wiped clean,
    The pipe dream is a different route, exploit human differences and transformed any amount into clout,
    So, without a doubt camouflage for the right occasion, throw a couple ‘nades and break they concentration,

    Enter the building, uncomfortable Feeling, ads written all over the walls and the ceilings not appealing,
    No signs of life or the villains, but there a flight of stairs straight ahead in the dark bone chilling,
    Move down the stairs, very cautious, then I overhear the OFFERER in the office; its MAJOR!
    Stated that if they don’t find me in the next 5-minutes, Massacre Mic and Sabrina are finished later,
    Past major there’s a pad lock door, I found ‘em both, I could hear feet slide on the floor,
    already use 2 grenades only got 3 more…Semtex for the lock, flash-bang under the door,

    I’m toe-to-toe with the creator, against light sabers, blocking every blast sharper than a razor
    By nature, he’s not making mistakes, teleports right behind me, I feel my shields break…
    Took Damage and I could hardly respond, no abilities left, and the ENERGY is gone,
    Players watch in distress as I push limits to the test while MAJOR moves through all these attempts with such finesse,
    Then throws me across the room, throws me by my arms; constant chest punches that cause definite harm.
    I collapse to the ground his foot to my stomach; set the record of who is King, and he wasn’t…
    I thought it was over and I let everybody down, but then I felt my heartbeat coming now,
    The gloves started glowing the shields coming back, took advantage on the ground to relax,
    Now back to the match, giving ‘em everything that I had, we started traded blows; then he started getting mad; like wowzers…
    “How could you obtain this power I’ve been beating you to a pulp for an hour”
    Then it clicked, now that you finally understand, why player one was the perfect name for the plan,
    I wasn’t trapped in the game I was trapped from uncovering the person that I am,
    I’m the man that will destroy you.

    I see the stagger in his stance, it’s my only chance, ki blast to the face, tIme to lay the hands,
    Give ‘em the little Mac give em the Ryu, give ‘em a flash kick that frames can’t fight through,
    I make a dent, left with a huge bruise, but he was still grinning definitely missing a few screws,
    Need a clue? I own the game I decide who’s meant to lose, so give up and cruise,
    You thought this was a gimmick? I’m destroying the world and I plan on taking you with it,
    Better player, I will admit it…but run as fast you can, starting now you got 5-minutes

    --Cut Scene--
    I get a message from the Skygodd;
    “You gotta make to Rushmore, I’m installing your shoes to now enable the sprint form,
    And when the kicks get warm they turn into Liu Kang’s so every spin kick turns to a fire storm”

    But they’re both unconscious, I can’t carry them above,
    Nothing [but] a thing you can store them in the glove, understand 2 inside keep one glove occupied,
    So, you got one glove to keep you alive, I can provide a portal all you need is drive,
    I would call fluff for a ride but you gotta through all the Valkyries outside,
    Wait I just don't want you to die…

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    slipgayt ExtraDial [Damn Selene, lizardgrove]
    Lyrics
    slipgayt

    Genre: First Person Shooter
    Screen: World Map
    Vocalist Resource: Doubletime
    Producer Resource: No snares

    Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
    And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
    They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
    I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

    If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
    Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
    Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
    Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

    Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
    No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
    By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
    So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
    Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared

    GOING THROUGH
    HELL AND TOO
    NUMB NOW TO
    C R Y
    GOING THROUGH
    MOTIONS
    TOO READY TO
    D I E

    What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point?
    In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
    Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss
    Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

    Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
    Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
    Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
    Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

    I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
    Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
    Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
    So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought

    GOING THROUGH
    HELL AND TOO
    NUMB NOW TO
    C R Y
    GOING THROUGH
    MOTIONS
    TOO READY TO
    D I E

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    BLOODLINE dubldragon. [Skeptik, Danny G]
    Lyrics
    BLOODLINE

    FPS
    final encounter
    singing
    odd time signature

    Singing verse:
    Raise those hands high
    Think you know what it is
    Bring that brass out
    If you don’t want to live
    Go ahead and fight back
    Father’s son after all
    Be wary you don’t like that
    Sound they make when they fall

    Bridge:
    Why don’t you pass it down the Bloodline
    Try to hide it if you find appeal
    It’s all relative whats inside
    Prying eyes make it real
    Why don’t you pass it down the line
    Try to hide it if you feel
    It’s relative what’s inside
    Prying eyes make it real

    Rapping verse:
    Quick with the gunplay, slow with the tough talk, I can do this all day
    Easier than fish in a barrel funneled down a hallway
    All that wit gets you nowhere with hands slower than molasses
    Steel launches steel into bodies of assassins
    Pull the hammer back then let the hammer drop
    Selling one way tickets to go meet with Astaroth
    Maybe I could change this if it weren’t for this blood
    But the gauntlets been thrown and I picked that gauntlet up

    Cutscene:
    MC - I thought you were better than this. But I can see I was wrong. I can see now there’s only one way. And I hate to say it, but it’s the way you taught me.

    Father/Mentor turned villain - You could have been the best of us, kid. Damn shame you had to go and grow a conscience like that. No matter. I can always have another son

    MC - Good for you, I can never have another father, but I can make sure it ends with me

    Hook:
    Well al this talk about a guiding light
    But no one ever speaks of where it leads
    Imagine giving up the fight
    While there’s blood left to bleed

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    My Perfect Pixen - The Good Ending Dive Bars [Stalara, Myk Media]
    Lyrics
    My Perfect Pixen - The Good Ending

    Choose Your Game's Genre - Dating Sim
    Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter (asking out the "Cool Girl")

    Equip Your Resources
    V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
    P SLOT - A Stüdderbunk Clock (now, isn’t that an Odd Time Signature!)

    V1

    Another year, another chance for answers to appear
    Are you my someone, are you waiting here?
    Don’t leave me floating in your atmosphere

    Let me love you, A new light baby maybe we can strike. Flair up this match. And we’ll be burning bright.

    Cause when I see you it make my heart beat like…

    CHO
    La La La…

    Skit
    Me: ok Stalara you can do this. So what if she’s the most popular girl in school. And who cares if she’s the most beautiful example of the feminine form you’ve ever seen in your life with hair the deep burgundy of red velvet cake and a voice as smooth and delicate as fresh whipped meringue and perfume oh! Perfume that smells like warm honey drizzled over fresh baked peach cobbler so when she walks by…

    No! Focus Stalara! You stayed up all night making this baklava for Pixen. See’s going to say yes! Isn’t she?

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    Chaos is Human Deshko [Kadesh Flow, Ryako]
    Lyrics
    Chaos is Human

    Genre: RPG
    Screen: The Final Encounter
    V Slot: Zolt Energy Serum
    P Slot: A Studderbunk Clock

    Background:
    Desh is an earth god who thrives on the creativity, spontaneity, and unpredictability of humans. His life force depends on chaos.
    Ryako is a sky goddess who thrives on the reason, logic, and practicality that humans can exhibit. Her life force depends on order.
    Together, they protect human life, but they don't control or manage human decisions. They are also lovers. Ryako has become disillusioned with humanity's propensity to fall into war and exploitation. She has become obsessed with balance and has determined that the only way to truly achieve balance is to eliminate all human life.
    Desh has spent the entire game investigating and battling various forces that have been wiping out massive amounts of human life, only to discover that Ryako is behind the death and destruction.
    This final battle is between the two of them; life hangs in the balance.

    Sound of footsteps
    Desh: Sighs. I was truly hoping I wouldn’t find you here
    Ryako: Sinister Laugh. Sorry to disappoint you
    Swords drawing

    Could’ve sworn that you valued
    Creativity
    Look we were born into bad news
    We ain’t giving these
    Thoughts you entertain credence
    You hate feeling the
    Emotions that come with life
    We can't get relief

    Stop
    They are not
    All the monsters you perceive
    Constantly
    I've only fought
    With the hope that you believe

    Knocking
    Them down's not an
    Option
    I hope you can see

    Human life is beautiful. So choose peace

    We had so much love between us now you'd rather cast
    it all aside
    They are not a cancer to this planet they deserve this life you should
    Apologize

    Why would You would rather decide to end every bit of life existing
    Than to make an effort to resolve the people’s problem systems

    And Eliminate their need for any power struggles
    don’t just
    kill them

    Why did you choose to
    Betray us all
    We swore to protect them. Now you wanna
    Slay them all
    So I gotta
    Get involved
    I love you
    But protecting life is above you
    So I must
    Obey my call
    And I pray that
    I don’t fall
    I don't know why you’d do this
    You know Chaos is human

    Desh: We were lovers. How could you allow yourself to be consumed by such hate?
    Ryako: Hmph

    We’ve gotta fight if you insist on wiping our people out
    Feel like I’ve been lied to cuz you told me not to even doubt
    Human capacity to create communities full of peace and now

    You say chaos justifies genocide
    Oh no

    You're telling me to step aside
    won't go

    Seeing them filled you with such pride
    no hope

    Now I guess someone here is gonna die
    solo

    You recall telling me how you loved the way I swung my blade?
    Wonder how you feel about it now I'm bout to run your fade
    You’re not leaving me too many options. I don’t want this, bae
    But human life is doomed if you got your way

    You would swear that order’s been disrupted
    And that mass murder only would adjust this
    You commit to ending life it thrusts me
    Into this position where I must be
    Violent for the sake of justice

    Why did you choose to
    Betray us all
    Now you wanna
    Slay them all

    I love you
    But I must
    Obey my call
    And I pray that
    I don’t fall

    Cuz
    Chaos is human
    Chaos is human
    Why would you do this
    You won’t get through me

    Chaos is human
    Chaos is human
    Why would you do this
    You won’t get through me

    Sounds of swords clashing. Feet skidding. Panting.

    Ryako: Wow. You’re particularly ferocious today, darling. Surprised/mocking laughter. You’re actually angry with me.

    Slash. Skid.

    Desh: We were created to maintain the balance and order of human life. I thrive from their spontaneity. You from their reason and logic. Now, somehow you’ve conclu--

    Ryako: (cuts Desh off) True balance can only be achieved if human life is eliminated. Men ultimately resort to evil, not justice.

    Swords clang.

    Desh: That’s a lie! How have you become so faithless?! So cynical? You’re gonna kill us All

    Ryako: Chuckles. That’s precisely the point, my love. Yaaa!

    Swords clang

    You recall how it used to be? Cuz I do
    We used to protect these lives, or at least try to
    I exist to uphold human free will. Unlike you
    You're to bring order right back if the chaos rules

    For Too long or it causes too many problems
    We're here to preserve human life not dissolve it
    Your obsession with balance is only gonna cause death
    For all of them and for both of us. No it won’t offset

    Life simply won’t exist
    It’s absurd that you'd rather have emptiness
    in this universe where we both live in bliss
    Your determination doesn't make any sense

    It's heartbreaking that as we battle I'm having to be forgetting
    All of the love that was keeping us working on this together
    Now every bond that we've ever enjoyed is being severed

    Why did you choose to
    Betray us all
    Now you wanna
    Slay them all
    I love you
    But I must
    Obey my call
    And I pray that
    I don’t fall

    Cuz
    Chaos is human
    Chaos is human
    Why would you do this
    You won’t get through me

    Chaos is human
    Chaos is human
    Why would you do this
    You won’t get through me

    Desh: I don’t care what it takes. I’ll stop you. You can’t do this
    Ryako: Laughs. Only human.

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    Horse and Carrot Dappersaurus [An Hobbes, 2Ton21]
    Lyrics
    Horse and Carrot

    Game Genre = RPG.
    Screen = Roll Credits.

    Producer challenge: Time Sig (7/4) in the verses / There's not a snare within a hog's ass of this track.
    Vocalist challenge: Alliteration and singing.

    The battlefield was hit with the scent of sage
    She ended the stage in a berserker rage
    Red sheen in the seas she sees the corpses on beaches
    No more enemies in the scene
    Left with the stench of the siege. Torn at the seams.
    Her heart, the war drum as it beats.
    Breast heaving as the rhythm repeats
    Sword swinging machine, incarnate of the beast
    Boots bloody, body bruised, blisters bloomin'
    She's hummin a tune singing kill all the humans
    Take'um all to they tombs. The final fight of the fools.
    Drawn like a moth to the light of the moon.
    War goddess granting prayers to her troops.
    In return for precious raw flesh to consume
    Cost of casting black magic is truth
    It's eye for an eye and it's tooth for a tooth.

    Chorus:
    The things they'll do with the promise to level up
    Sing songs to praise what the devil does
    Who holds the power when the dust settles?
    True believers fight each other; test their metals

    They said too many men were mauled by marauders
    Rest assured she though they all should have been slaughters
    Violence got her on high like a flying saucer
    She sizing up the world; might be its biggest monster
    Maddened and maleficent, destructions favorite daughter
    She takes her fill in the name of the father
    Push her followers father and farther
    Don't matter how many were lost, they becoming her martyrs
    Marching for their monarch; kill when her song starts
    Bows drawn, arrows flying like lawn darts
    Dropping the doom invoked through lost arts
    The gods: humanity's oldest con-artists
    Congregations contagious, they off to the races
    Sick the things they do to gain favor and grace
    In return gods become slaves to the taste
    Addicted to the wishes of their own creations

    Chorus

    Codependent Codefendants
    No regrets, both at they best
    Her sigil carved in their chests
    She watch'um carve the hearts out the rest
    The lust is in the blood
    She wants it caress
    Soft and sweet she savors duress from the source
    Her hoards swarm in glorious form
    Over hills, mountains, valleys and fjords
    War flowin like a river that roars
    They're fiending for more.
    That's only starters she needs the main course
    Find a village, stabbin door to door
    Through marshes and moors.
    She's leading ogres and orcs
    No thoughts of remorse
    Despairaged kings watch from they carriage
    It's all horse and carrot
    Send in their fighters and clerics
    Until her army leaves leaves them embarrassed
    She'll kill all the kings and laugh as they perish
    She keeps the power; horse eatin carrots.

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    HUGE FAT C_CKS CyberFunk2077 [Banditt, SynthLad]
    Lyrics
    HUGE FAT C_CKS

    CYBERFUNK2077
    VPC 7 - ROUND 2
    BIG FAT C*CKS
    Deadline: April 24th

    SONG PARAMETERS:
    GENRE: Role Playing Game
    SCREEN: Character Creation

    RESOURCES:
    V-SLOT: Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (Alliteration raps)
    P-SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune Beat)

    QUEST ITEMS:
    The Speedrunner’s Bane - The unskippable cutscene between me
    The Endless Grinder - Song must loop

    [VERSE 1]
    Placing painstakingly the marks on my face,
    Building the bulk of my build but theres only so many days
    Feel I've been fiddling ages finding my skin tone shade,
    An hour deep in the game, my screen hasn't even changed,
    Bounce around the body tone, suddenly I sit back
    Stuck selecting whether to go beer gut or the six pack,
    HAving trouble with the hair, go ham or just strip back,
    Navel matches the nose though, but not enough lip fat
    Crawling to the finish line, finally gonna finish mine,
    Find another option that I figured I would never find,
    Buried beneath body type and body hair design,
    Is a shiny little slider stashed away there all this time,
    Penis size - (That's it)
    Wow, That's a feature that I never knew I needed,
    Its needless, it's not noted in the top 100 features,
    Lets lean it to the left and then just see where it leads us

    [BRIDGE]
    I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
    But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

    [CHORUS]
    Make it bigger (make it bigger)
    Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
    So you better take a second (Take a second)
    Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
    Make it bigger (make it bigger)
    Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
    So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
    Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

    [VERSE 2]
    Deciding on hair styles, I'm 4 days deep
    Taking a second to sleep, no showers in a week,
    No room for randomising, randomising is cheap,
    Perched at the top of the peak pleased, guess you sow what you reap,
    Gunning for greatness when they finally telling the tale,
    When I'm finally fit and I'm able, but I think I'm looking too pale,
    But I'm thinking none of it matters, finding hte holiest grail,
    Cultivating your Crotch, is the only way to prevail,
    A barbarians bulge, A wizarding warstaff,
    I'm all for the ballbag like the 90's to warcraft,
    Fixated on the flaccid fanfare like a wall plaque,
    Boosting the bulge giving my character a sore back,
    Game starts, guaranteed to watch me with my wee wee out,
    Strut around the starter areas you never see a doubt
    People screaming, shrieking so unseemly like they seen a mouse
    Crowds covered all my exits, quickly better clear them out

    [UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE]
    ME:
    Out the way everyone, I have a big penis, excuse me, big dick coming through, pardon me, excuse me, OH- Sorry, sir, excuse me, I have the biggest dick in the game, I'd like you to let me through
    BOSS:
    The biggest eh? I think not! *Unzips pants*
    ME:
    No way... Is this?
    BOSS:
    The biggest penis, in all the land? Yes! 62 inches, it takes the blood of a fully grown man to power it... It comes with a x4 ACOG sight, three materia slots, an underbarrell flamethrower and built in CD/DVD minidisk player for long car journeys
    ME:
    Is that a metallic finish?
    BOSS:
    Chrome!
    ME:
    You must get so many chicks with this thing
    BOSS:
    Not a single one, this is literally grotesque and useless, I need scaffolding to get an erection
    ME:
    This isn't erect? Oh no... Is this a boss fight?

    [BRIDGE]
    I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
    But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

    [CUTSCENE CONTINUES]
    BOSS:
    Prepare yourself to be crushed beneath my massive chopper...
    BOSS:
    This isn't even it's final form!

    [CHORUS]
    Make it bigger (make it bigger)
    Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
    So you better take a second (Take a second)
    Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
    Make it bigger (make it bigger)
    Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
    So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
    Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

    [OUTRO]
    No, he's too strong, I just can't beat his dick, I have to, I have to beat his dick right off, if I don't then I'll die... And I never saved so I'll go right back to the beginning-AHHHH
    *8-Bit Explosion and a noise depicting failure*

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    VR Metascape Broken Pixels [Nomad, Equivalent Exchange]
    Lyrics
    VR Metascape

    RPG End Battle
    Alliteration
    No Snares

    I call your next and final challenge: Gizmoduck Hunt.
    In the year 30XX a portal forms in Duckburg and monsters from another dimension start pouring in and killing everybody. The Justice Ducks and the Fearsome Five join forces. Long story blah blah everyone dies except for Gizmoduck. In a last ditch effort to save the world, he uses the power from his suit to supercharge a nuclear generator and fly it into the portal on a suicide run right before it blows up, thus sealing the portal. Unbeknownst to him, a bunch of science bullshit happens when nuclear energy, dimensional portals and power armor mix or whatever and he ends up being shot through to the Earth dimension but he’s all fucked up. He becomes a mindless nuclear powered monster that destroys half of North America before migrating down to the Andes mountains and hiding out in some cave half aware of who he is. In this game your character's name is Zapper, an elite member of the Nterdimensional Exterminator Squad, N E S for short, sent to either capture and find a cure for our unfortunate fowl hero… Or bring him… down hahaha (get it). Begin!
    -------------------------------------------------

    VERSE
    I got my orange armor aura on a solid steel suit
    Long leg length locks with the ruby red roots lotsa
    Legendary loot with the black and bronze boots I’mma
    Officer assigned to off a bonafide oops

    On a mountaintop moonlit brisk breeze dude I’m
    Bout to duel with grunts and his bill got bumps,
    Looking like the folks from the hill homes jumps
    With his left leg rolls with his right side armor

    All gone from his leg to his eye I see him
    kick push From the corner of my blind side my my
    nice try tricky took a stance with the lava lance
    Launched him in the air, didn’t care, he’s prepared

    His Propellor popped out and his fingers flung flares
    I was shot in the shoulder so I dove behind boulders
    Then I Flipped then I gotta grip quick with the water whip
    His Bottom lip I yanked so he sank and his throttle quit

    --16--

    Current comes crackle back two hits fuse quit
    Backup Power pack bout to have itself a fit
    So I feign right Four flips forward then I gain height,
    Airing acid arrow ammo out, like a Amazon

    He took a few hits now almost all his armors gone
    Da da da hope, hey hes on the ropes nope, ahhhhhhhh
    He shot a rocket, too fast to block, knocked my
    armor aura off, Solar shield outta pocket

    shoulder out the socket, pop it back double dash
    Then he asked how I feel, I stopped in my tracks as
    the cracks start to heal Hell naw got my bell rocked
    Head hammer head boom boom block boom block

    Welcome to my doom Not nada nunca negative
    Ive always been competitive his pattern was repetitive
    I heard he was a hero so I felt I had to let him live
    I sliced through his solenoids and stuck em with a sedative

    --

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    The Kobayashi Alternative II [#%^] [MessiahCarey, Jared Sparks]
    Lyrics
    The Kobayashi Alternative II

    Game Genre
    Point & Click Role Playing Game

    The Kobayashi Alternative II is a followup to the 1985 release “The Kobayashi Alternative” and was released in 1997 by Interplay for Microsoft Windows and MacOS. In the game, the player navigates life through Starfleet Academy as they participate in simulated deep space missions. As the player works on the simulator, they discover that the AI in the computer has become sentient - yet unaware that the scenario it plays out over and over again with a different crew each time is not real.

    Screen Choice
    The Final Encounter

    As the simulator responsible for running the Kobayashi Maru is discovered to be sentient, a cutscene plays just as the player needs to decide their next step.

    V Slot (giggity): Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm
    P Slot (also giggity): The Bear Hammock 29-F

    Lyrics
    I’ve seen so many die
    that I wonder if the humans even know they’re alive
    All over who it is that owns this part of the sky
    It’ll never compute no matter how many times I try

    Cutscene Script (or at least close)

    Cadet Hall’s Log 9652.6: I’ve been working with Commander Checkov putting some extra time in, helping maintain the simulator. It’s quite an honor to be working with such a decorated Starfleet officer but he can be confusing sometimes

    [insert “load old missions”]

    Me: Yessir, but...aren’t those really old missions?

    [insert “wussian wisdom”]

    Me: You’ve got a singular wit, Commander I’ll get right on it

    Cadet’s Log, Addendum: While working on the data transfer project for the commander, I noticed that there were some strange pathways being formed in the simulator’s artificial intelligence circuits so I called in my friend David from the scien to help

    [insert convo w/David and Chekov]

    Me: Wait, what are these? Are these decision making algorithms identifying that the crew of the Kobayashi Maru are living beings? Commander Chekov...I think the simulator might be alive

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    Enter The Leviathan 2 Cannonz [SirenSeraph, PSX]
    Lyrics
    Enter The Leviathan

    Game Genre: RPG
    Screen: The Final Encounter
    Resources:
    V Slot: Ph'th'kuh's Throat Balm (Singing!)
    P Slot: The Bear Hammock 29-F (I used 9 different sword samples and did a variation in terms of timing [not just 2 and 4 counts])

    ENTER THE LEVIATHAN:

    Cut Scene - Beginning
    * Siren: (Laughing) - You said you wanted more didn't you?! Well my dear, patience is a virtue.
    Hero: Your eyes betray you siren, I see in them the same fear that every person sees before you drag them to these depths. My fate shall be different.

    Verse 0.5:
    Feeding the sounds of silence, this kind of kindness is mindless
    Down here existence is timeless, you'll have it down to a science
    Open those eyelids, tonight you'll dance with the Siren
    Our love will guide us, your souls are priceless, let's explore those vices

    In a crisis like Isis, I'll transform into a perfect likeness
    Like a virus inside us I'll consume your crude defiance
    My guidance will be your reliance through all the bias
    I'm not Midas in the sightless, but I will get you all to riot!!!

    Bridge:
    Drown thy love in blood; the price I pay // We'll play this neverending game
    Consume thy heart, the art of our ballet // Your souls, my prey, you will obey

    Verse 1 / Singing Underlay:
    You want it, I got it, Come and get it, you won't regret it
    I must admit; there is no greater bliss, once you submit
    You'll find peace deep within my abyss
    Release this beast sealed with a kiss
    * Lore the lord a shore, distort his sight tonight; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
    You won't quit it, You gotta have it, you'll never get it
    Once you permit it, you can't resist it, I'll be thy witness
    Transmit your frivolous forgiveness in this stillness
    For you will drown in your soul's grimness
    * Cast away the pain, ignite this sacrifice; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
    A love you can't fake
    A pain you can't shake
    A dream you can't wake
    A life I will take
    A will I will break
    I am your mistake
    * No escape from fate, Your crown I will surround; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
    A hatred I will turn
    A cure I will learn
    A truth I will yearn
    A death you can't earn
    A foe you can't burn
    I am your concern
    * Reign this soul's domain, torn and left forlorn; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS

    Inner Monologue:
    Thirteen have fallen to this One.
    I didn't know what I'd become!
    I was only here for fun!
    It is you who has chosen this fate to succumb.

    Verse 1.5 / Singing Underlay:
    I've done nothing wrong
    I'll help you grow strong
    You're where you belong
    Your life I'll prolong
    Our love will live on
    Give into my song
    * Forge the light at night, I see the stars align; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
    My power grows strong
    you've done nothing wrong
    This pain I'll prolong
    I'm where you belong
    Give into my song
    You want more, c'mon!!
    * Born to bear this tome, I've chosen fate to endure; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS

    Cut Scene - End
    * Hero - This isn't what I wanted! This ends here!!!
    * (SirenSeraph) - Crying which slowly turns into laughter

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    Dance in the Darkness 1up Funk [Bobby Arsen, Hook Shot]
    Lyrics
    Dance in the Darkness

    We chose to do a boss Battle inspired by the confrontation with Shaelob from Lord of the Rings, Return of the King

    We also did it as a troll of the concept, 1up Funk is commisioned to write the ending of the new 1up Funk Game
    and instead we wont shut up about LOTR

    Hookshot chose to use the Chiptune elements in his Beat:
    HookShot adds a new element to the composition, every 4 bars as traditional VGM would

    Bobby chose to use the Aliteration Aumlet which is evidenced
    Bobby also used singing and doubletime, but feels the aliteration was the focus

    SKIT

    Sam Whitehead: Gentlemen Please, sit down. Sam Whitehead Came Corp CEO. Now, as you know weve given you full reign to write the end fight scene of this game

    Hook Shot: Whoa Whoa Whoa, your NAME is SAMWISE? Like from Lord of the Rings

    Bobby Arson: Dude, I know

    HS: Dude

    SW: No my name is just Sam

    HS: Dude we should like totally do a Lord of the Rings Thing

    SW: No, we can't get the rights

    BA: Fuck Yeah dude, Were totally doing a Lord of the Rings Thing!

    INTRO

    Back once again like we've been here before
    On the path of the villain come to settle the score.
    Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
    Lessons get imprinted into the visual

    X2

    VERSE

    Well we were a wizard and a warrior well worn with wearyness
    were in this waking wicked evil in this wilderness
    wandering while we watch whispers walk in whisps
    while arachnid witches wound up out of the where the wind whips

    animalistic with an acrobatic acumen
    ansilary amateurs after her abdomen
    all arrows knocked all alchemy on afterburn
    attacking adolescent ankle biters
    Fucking Amateurs!

    PRE CHORUS

    raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
    as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire
    as a method to inspire transformation to a higher
    form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

    CHORUS

    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

    8 legs dance in the darkness
    2 hearts stand for the light
    1 shot take down a heartless
    1 up we live for the fight

    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

    SKIT

    Bobby Arson: Yeah dude like Shaelob but like shes like a Hip Hop Spider like wearing Reeboks and Shit

    Hook Shot: Yeah yeah!

    Sam Whitehead: No No, were not doing a Lord of the Rings Thing

    HS: Yeah like damn ahoooo *beatbox noise

    SW: Weve been over this

    Bobby: Yeah, we have been over this, its almost like... we've, been here before

    SW: NO

    HS: "that's because we have Sam

    SW: NO!

    HS: were going in circles"

    SW: NO, BLIMEY GOD BLASTED . . .

    REPRISE

    Back once again like we've been here before
    On the path of the villain come to settle the score.
    Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
    Lessons get imprinted into the visual

    VERSE

    Bobby the beaten broken barbarian
    better build brazen backbone thats big enough to bury her
    bitter when I conjur a combustible caucaophony
    closed off to the cold coffin the boss offered me

    Hooky heaves his halberd whole hog at Shaelob
    She sobs as she gets speared into a shishkabob
    she crawls back in the abyss ceasing to exist
    we get the exp, then repeat it

    PRE CHORUS

    raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
    as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire
    as a method to inspire transformation to a higher
    form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

    CHORUS

    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

    8 legs dance in the darkness
    2 hearts stand for the light
    1 shot take down a heartless
    1 up we live for the fight

    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
    Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
    She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

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    Beyond Reach .5 Quartet [Vincent E.L., Ardamus]
    Lyrics
    Beyond Reach

    Challenges accepted:
    Vocals - (double time - Zolt Energy Serum)
    Producer - (no snares in the beat - The Bear Hammock 29-F)

    Game genre: Dating Sim
    Screen: The Final Encounter

    ADDITIONAL NOTE: The production actually does sample the actual dating game show the past decades in the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=610TxzMyw_o

    V: Oh, here we have it, the final encounter. This is a tough one, to be sure. Many have tried, all have failed so far, but maybe this is the one.
    A: It's a challenge, for sure, but we have a challenger.
    V: Oh, a true player. Let's see how it goes.
    A: Round one. Shoot your shot!

    I'm the final boss of the dating sim.
    There's no way to win, 'cause I can't take a hint.
    You're gonna fail and then you'll wanna play again
    Your loss, take it in, let the games begin.
    I've got all my defenses up,
    all tensed up and my comprehension tends to suck.
    Try to bend your luck with charms and methods of
    seduction, but we all know where you're ending up.
    Zone of friendship? What? No, twit, that's a prize.
    You're going home alone. Big fat surprise.
    Like Macaulay Culkin, without supplies.
    Always sulking, rip out your eyes
    if you don't wanna see the blank stare on my face
    as I dismiss your compliments as having terrible taste.
    I've had my fair share of dates, so I'm set, except
    I only found out in retrospect. (That's what that was?)

    V: Oh, you hate to see it, folks. Striking out in the first round.
    A: Well, let's see if there's any bouncing back from this.
    V: It is not looking too good right now, but it ain't over yet.
    A: Round two. Make your move!

    You know you'll be ill at ease, I don't show
    vulnerabilities. You've honed your skills, increased
    your ammo as sociable charmer,
    but cupid's arrows ricochet off my emotional armor.
    And my heart doesn't glow, so it's harder to get to.
    You try to connect, I'm just not gonna let you.
    With all the respect due, every romance Lothario
    measures on a scale from no chance to very low,
    no matter the scenario, even with careful listening,
    say you're getting hot, I'll hit the air conditioning.
    It's not your whispering nor a matter of discipline.
    I simply miss the gist of what it is you're propositioning.
    Not a single inkling. I just stare into space,
    unaware of infatuation you wear on your face.
    I've had my fair share of dates and before I left
    there wasn't one who wasn't bored to death.

    V: Ooooh! That's gotta hurt! Advances went right over the head *and* were countered with absolute tedium.
    A: This is a disaster, folks, and after so many successes.
    V: Well, there is one more round, so maybe not all is lost.
    A: Round three. Date!

    I'm like talking to a brick wall,
    mindless conversations.
    A human bottle of rohypnol,
    minus connotations
    When we're walking through a strip mall,
    I'll exhaust your patience.
    What I'm saying's I'm an awful date,
    and you're gonna wanna escape from the jaws of fate
    before it all too late. They're already agape,
    frothing and starting to oscillate.
    Being my lawful mate is not so great,
    like a box of defrosted flakes.
    To get dad jokes like that for the rest of your life
    put me in a dress that is white and address me as wife.
    I've had my fair share of dates on repeat, the same
    every time 'cause no one's beat the game.

    A: Oh no, I think that's game over, folks.
    V: It sure is. The only way to move forward now is to start over from the last checkpoint at the beginning of the encounter.
    A: Press any key before the end of the countdown. 3...2...1...

DLC
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    Death to 2020 XoC
    Lyrics
    Death to 2020

    Death to Twenty-20

    This year was a lineup of suspects, we cannot deny there was much stress, as much as we tried, we were subjects, they locked us inside and decided no justice, some took it, some others were disgusted, but mentally busted, our leaders distrusted, jobs that we had for years, vacated, pandemic, they stated, rich people, placated, blame all them bastards cause they made it, swimming in death, we would suffer while they skated, took all our money and they played it, all of our livelihoods, they went and waylaid it

    That's right, they waylaid it...
    Covid, the handwash, the masks, they stay hated..
    Here's a dollar fool, here, here's your stimulus, stupid ass dummy, can't believe you really deal with this, fake news, ima go and throw a hissy fit, Karen, when she walk into a store, it's illigitimite, oh no, what the fuck, are you illiterate, lockdowns longer, we don't care that y'all was innocent, hey fuck y'all, cops they wanna kill you, pin you to the ground, so don't expect to take your luck far, still you, wanna take your chance and let them fill you, semiautomatic, that'll drop and make you suck tar, get struck hard, it's a mass shooting, Asian people suffer cause a orange fuckin mutant, bloviated bastard, told the Asians it was they fault, someone's little granny in the street, they wanna A-ssault, my god, what's the country really coming to, scary ass future, what the hell the people gonna do, all around the world, wondering what we're succumbing to, nothing you can do, til ya smash the system running you...

    Smash the system running you
    That's right
    smash the system running you
    My god, what the hell the country coming to
    Nothing you can do, til you smash the system running you