At Least

RPG
World Map
Singing
Chiptune

Measure up -- not enough
Ruin everything I touch
heart is ash, blood is dust
Every beat a cover up
I got debt to settle up
Medical, vendettical
Throw me on the bonfire:
Skeptical heretical
Every time I level up
I put it on that rogue shit:
Double talk, weaponry
Knowledges, lockpicks
Every bar is bouta to hit
Like bitter mana potions
You can catch these hands
Like I'm throwin out explosives
I'm caustic, I'm basic
I'm awesome, I ain't shit
I fucked most my life up
And I can't escape it
No skills, depravèd
Degenerate wasted
Chasin off payments

AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to your mama
to your sister
to your father
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor
to your preacher
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
to the neighbor
Who maintains he fuckin hates ya
To your teacher gradin papers yo
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the senators who say they represent you
But their morals are for rent well
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

Ketamine coma in the classroom
Y'all aghast, and I'm like:
Did I fuckin ask you?
Y'all the same fools
who'd throw me in the trash
Cause I ain't go no degree and
I refuse to kiss your ass
I'm done with the pretension
That I fuck with your pretension
You can crawl up in my mentions
Bawlin sobbin so upset and
I'll be sippin on Electric Kool
This the acid test
Contemplate my next move
This a game of chess
What's the point of buildin up
When the waters set to rise
And the minters of the money
Got their bunkers prepped to hide
That's a problem for the future
I got problems right now
I can solve em cuz
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

to your mama
to your sister
to your father
To your friends and to your daughter
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To your doctor
to your preacher
to your toddler
And to your boss and to your dog
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To the PTA, the HOA, the NSA
The IRA and Dave Coulier
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS
To every person in your shitty little town
They're coppin on the lowdown
AT LEAST WE CAN SELL DRUGS

The Final Judgement

(VERSE - J)
I'm on a mission to rid of the rules,
Lyrical freedom is critical
Gonna get rid of the fools
How can take on the mediums forcing obedience
Now you controlling our bpms
VPC will not use us as a tool
We ain’t subsident

Finally approaching the end of the line
Fully equipped and divine
Gathered my summons in ruins
And items that are hard to find
VPC League want our minds
Make us believe we inclined
To create under a structure
And never beyond what’s defined
I wanna take back what’s mines!
(I’m takin back what’s mine!)
Shout as I jumped through the light
Portaled to Czarina Castle
And asshole judges are in sight
Thinkin' of all of the friends that I lost
Wit no fear in my eyes
The judges just line up and smile

SHUBZ:
Ha! Look who’s arrived...

[CUTSCENE]

RJ:
Well if it isn’t CreateLadyJ..

SHUBZ:
Sure is! Heard this ho's been “creating” some problems...

CREATELADYJ:
Shut it! You strip the freedom from creators with your rules and harsh tactics! Your reign ends today!

NAVI:
But no order means chaos. Is that what you want for your creators?

CREATELADYJ:
Y’all go too far and you know it...

1-UP:
Well if that’s how you feel....then bring it.

(VERSE - J)
RJ and Navi attack me
Took my blade aimed for his fade
For he real live tried to trap me,
I swear I can make a way
Gauge filling up while I’m fighting Navi,
Dodgin RJ,
(RJ: Come here!)
Smash B
Body flare up with flames,
I glow with the light of friends and fire!

(ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
Breaking oblivious bastards
While bringing them blizzards and beams!
Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast
And I’m beating them breme
Blasts and I’m breaking their base
And blasting the bastards they break
Bated embracing the basis to
Bravely break the best brain BOW

Running and jumping the stairs
Hungry to run the next pair
Potion in motion
And floating companion makes sure I’m prepared
Jump on 1-Up, I ain’t scared!
Looked at me like don’t you dare
(1-Up: Heh, don’t you dare!)

Swinging on walls then he hit me so hard
That my new health bar blared
Shrubz and Bill dropped from the ceiling
And made an eruption of lava
And caught me while healing and everything around me just started to droppin
I jump away gliding and riding
The flame waves of their unspoken drama
And dive in attacking them all
with no option and glow up with Blizzaga

(ALLITERATION SPELL - J)
Breaking oblivious bastards while bringing them blizzards and beams
Blinding the bitches I’m beating the beast and I’m beating them breme
Blasts and I’m breaking their base
And blasting the bastards they break
Bated embracing the basis to
Bravely break the best brain BOW

(CUTSCENE)
CZARINA:
Hahahahaha!
I’m impressed you made it this far.
How cute!

CREATELADYJ:
This isn’t funny, Czarina! People are afraid to do anything outside of your order, it isn’t right!

CZARINA:
Ohhh please...we brought the best out of everyone...and you know it!

CREATELADYJ:
It isn't right...

CZARINA:
What’s wrong J? Were the rules too much for you?

CREATELADYJ:
GRRRR fuck you...

(VERSE - J)
Czarina, she goes to attack
I block then I swivel back
Crash she put me on my ass
I didn’t see what she attacked
Teleport she moving fast
Ignore I slash her back
Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
Meteor and they’re moving fast
Bam, hit, and I fuckin crash
She stands and fuckin laugh
I’m pissed so I go attack
Bam, hit, then I fuckin crash
Sick of your fuckin ass
(I’m sick of you!)
You bitch ima fire back
(you bitch!)
charging up my attack
I don’t think I’m gonna last
(I’m not gonna last)

(ALLITERATION FAILED; J STAMMERS)
Breaking these bitches with blizzards and beams
Blinding the bastards and beasts..
Beating...
Bated embraces..
I’m Breaking.. the basis..

(CAM3 JOINS THE PARTY)

(VERSE - CAM)
No thinking of dying on my watch,
That's not in the contract!
Rise and let's shine on these niggas
With vigor and bombast
Power of friendship is boring?
Let em sleep
We gon shake em awake
When I lend you my energy

[TEAM ALLITERATION]

(VERSE - J)
We’re gonna make sure we win this today
(Cam: Get em, J!)
Powering up amd we’re breaking away
(Cam: Wake up, J!)
All of your rules you can shove in your face!
We are not taking no orders no more
And creating our way!
(Cam: Fuck it up!)

[TAG TEAM FINALE]

(VERSE - J & CAM)
We’re gonna make sure we win this today!
(Hey hey!)
Powering up and I’m breaking away
(Hey hey!)

(VERSE - J)
I’m gonna end this shit now!

(VERSE - CAM)
Czarina, you’re going down!

(VERSE - BOTH)
Charging up all of the strength with the energy found our sound!

Rotary Club Dating Sim

game style: (adult) dating sim
screen: (intro) credit roll
vocalist pick: alliteration
producer pick: no snare

v1.
I gotta harem of hoes
A bevy bodacious babes 'n gentlemen joes
Don't show me no otome game don't want none of those
Gimme equal opportunity where anything goes
(WORK IT OUT)

Expecting triple x from erryone I select
Pitching both teams getcha nipples erect
I be swingin' for the fence gotta it connect
Double menage a trois entendres: comin direct
(SOFT PART NOW)

Fly without a wingman; Imma make an attack
Don't need a cheezy pickup; I'm peepin' GameFAQs
Unlockin' erry endin' when I'm playin' it back
Cuz all my happy endin's endin' up the sack
(GET HARD)

Horny hoes and honeys gonna show me some love
Waifus, husbandos rub 'em up in the tub
NPCs and randos in the rotary club
I get busy errywhere makin' anyone flood

ch.
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then select it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then reject it
Fuck her - suck her - nail her - rail her
Bone her - own her - then reset it
Fuck 'em - suck 'em - nail 'em - rail 'em
Bone 'em - own 'em - then eject it

v2.
Scummin' all my saves cuz Imma digital slut
Canon hoes an' basic bitches, tellin' 'em what
Takin' advantage of the glitches when I'm givin' em nut
Slavin' hoes like Leia cuz I'm Jabba the Hut
(TAKE IT OFF)

Ichiban no ecchi pervy playin' it out
But that moe shit ain't sexy it ain't what I'm about
Bad bitches gettin' next to me I'm rubbin' one out
Bachelors come and sex me I be makin' em spout
(LUNCH TIME NOW)

Peanut butter gettin' a snack
I be makin' 'em a sandwich when I get in the sack
Unicorns get jelly when I jump on a snatch
They horny (shwing) so I ride on their backs
(BUCK 'EM OFF)

Pussy poppin' perfectly it's purple n' pressed
I be pushin' priapisms puttin' family to rest
None are blood related so it isn't incest
So my brothers and my sisters they be gettin' undressed

Unskippable Cut Scene:
MC:
Ah what a find day, for romancin'!
Think I'm gonna hit up the Legion Hall, the Kiwanis Club,
and last but not least, the Rotary Club.

NPC:
Hey Main Character!

MC:
Ah! If it isn't my good friend, NPC!

NPC:
What are you going to be up today?

MC:
Imma go get my fuck on at all of these organizations
cause that's where the best romancin' is, UGH!

SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!

Genre - Role Playing Game!
Screen - The Final Encounter!
Vocalist - Doubletime! [ Zolt Energy Serum ]
Producer - NO SNARES! [ The Bear Hammock 29-F; 0 innovated and pitched down a timbale hit, which was then heavily EQ'd; followed by a layer of distortion! ]

SKILL CHECK! Screams of an Angel's Unwritten Destiny!
By The Storytellers [The Paladxn, 0]

Cutscene

[laughter]
Four freestyle rap heroes, called forth to embrace arcane dangers in a world not their own, at last face off against an eldritch abomination before their way home closes for good… Wait a second, is this game real?!

Verse 1

Right I wanna get it Underway,
Multiplayer Gameplay Isekai Anime Roleplay,
Storydriven, live a little - hidden in the code, hey,
What’s a little AI when you’re in the know, eh?
5th player GM, now in the mem’ray
Tabulating scores with the lightning in the core
Game used to be a Tabletop, now it’s on a PC
Freestyle Rap D&D, that Steam Heat
Breeze past details, straight into the action,
Got new players into rap with a passion
Blast through con after con interaction
Formed new family to fight with, faction
Bicker in the group, entertaining, an attraction
MIC made of magic when a demon wanna cash in
FIGHT with the power from the Spectral Realm
Rap well: it’s only you, ‘gainst the powers of Hell!

Chorus 1

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE

Verse 2

Now that you know what the Game is, watch as the Fates flip
Upside down to believe it; seen with incredulous eye
As every rap in the mind
Becomes a reason that your crew still breathing
Use an at-home mic,
And watch an enemy life
Be taken down like the bars you full of,
You scream and you laugh as you snatch the wool off
Each Bardic (every well-timed hook) you pull off,
All you've done in the campaign to date
They on the run, why they old false gods awaked
We wouldn't let em have their way with the plane, we stayed,
And that's the difference between time that you find and make
But as a skyscraper sized wooden demon delivered,
Every sizzling sinner's nightmare they had in a pillory
We nipped the sitch and the stitching pretty, desynchronizing his milly
Synergy higher than ever Amp Check and bam we're in bizzy

Chorus 2

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
[laughter]

Solo

Chorus 3

CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
THERE’S MAGIC IN THE MIC
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
FREESTYLE TO SURVIVE
CHECK! YOUR! SKILL!
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE
YOUR RAPS’LL COME TO LIFE

[NOTE: The CUTSCENE, as a creative choice, has been married in form to the looping challenge; 15+ seconds in length.]

S.K.O.L.

DaTING Sim, FInal Encounter,
P: Chiptune Beat
V: All three Slots

"S.K.o.L." final encounter bgm from the hit dating simulator-
Very Pretty CartoonsVII

*Let me just re equip my quintuple A amulet here aaand there we go....
Ladies Love Leisure suit Larry
Is that a dating sim?
Did we win?*

(V1-00:14)
This is it,
Login with a Loggins reference
Pay to play, or pay to win
I'd pay some cents to sense the difference
Spent hours days weeks months
Shit I've got years invested
Been at this game since beta
Your mothers approve,
these kids been tested
I GET MY KIX ON THIS SHIT
its everyday I
Rectify relationships with rudimentary AI
Macintosh Macdaddy
Original digital playa
Apps asking permissions like we playin Mother May I
Hey Yah!
Now shake them Jpeg pictures
Getcha gatcha game up
Give the gold to get them girls the gift shop
Now we're doused in Drip Drop
What up Nerdcore Hip Hop?
I'm sorting out these ranks like half Quartet's hat at the tiptop
Dont be flip flops

(Hook-00:55)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about your bestest bars
Let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

(V2-1:22)
Very Pretty Hitomi
An anime girl dont know me
The final encounter, choose your adventure, and bring ya homie
Perky titties hope she show she me
Feel her fondness for me growin
another round or four and she'll be devourin our bologna

This pack of pickled peter piper poets should prolly pick a proper profession prior to provoking poltergeist ghost pepper nappa possession

Ghost Nappa: "rah"
"Like Jon Bon Jovi is my Name"
"Baby we made love, a bad game"

*get the fuck outta here ghost nappa they ain't like you THAT much*

(-skit-1:50)
Vpc Hitomi: Evil girl laugh (transition to final form)

Vpc Hitomi: Oh, so you think this is a BAD GAME ..

Smokee:Nah that was ghost nappa...

Vpc hitomi: tsk tsk You'll never see my cartoon boobies at this rate? 16000 hours youve been working at this only to now reveal my final form. You'll want purchase the promotional PTB pack in the gift shop and for a limited time and get a free single use bonus serum for 69 units of in game currency.!!!

Smokee: Damn... weve done some shit with technology.

Eh you maybe wanna get coffee sometime?

Alright alright, I'm buying the throat stuff, fuck it

(Bridge-2:17)
Whooooooaaaaa!!!!
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties
Marry kill or fuuuck?
Dont you wanna feel some kind of loooove?
Dont you wanna see these cartoon titties?
Dont you wanna plaaaay?
Dont you wanna feel some type of way?

(V3-2:44)
Wait
Wait wait
Wait wait hold up
In a zeptosecond zing a zap of zolt up in my cola
She got rocket ship titties and explosive aerola
I'ma committed calm cool collected cornucopiopa
Containing collages of cutscenes
A Coitus Casanova
If ya choking ya chicken, churn up a fappiapioca
That's some happy tapioca if ya flickin ya bean
Clickin ya cookie continuosly crackin ya screen
The juxtaposition of judging jabronies is jarring
just joshin i'm joking around jerkin muh jollies
Boobies beautiful baby boo
all of em are
Gamification of intimacy?
competitive forum?
The demons herd the nerds
And I'm reppin the henchman
Unleash legions of semen
cmon ladies toss yo eggs in
Non binaries welcome every preference we can fit in.
And if we ain't seen them titties we'll loop that shit again fam

(Hook-3:12)
It's the boss battle bitches
Bring about yo bestest bars let's butt heads in these trenches
Takes alot of time to temper truth and foster friendships
Find phony fake and fabricated fallacies fermented as fuck
It's the boss battle bitches
Bust a bunch of bars and beats out
Level up the kinships
Cultivate connections
Choosing choices thats the challenge
The titties are the holy grail
I'm tryna lick the chalice

*metaphorically*

For Those Who Crown Joeler (Shrubzilla Mix)

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white-bred world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high-class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

Swag Guild

Adventure choices:

Role Playing Game
Character Creation
Singing
Chiptune

INTRO:
[game narrator]CREATE A CHARACTER...ENTER A NAME

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man decisions decisions...this might take me a minute...

[game narrator]*interrupting* YOU'VE RECEIVED A GUILD INVITE

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: hey w-what is this?!

Guildmaster: hey man you're like, invited to like join uh, the swag guild...uh we're like recruiting uh, new members and stuff

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man sure thing! this is awesome! i-i'm in a guild and i haven't even started the game yet!

[VERSE 1]
let's roll, not talkin' bout a wheel,
you're either tankin', healin' or bout to deal
some dps, maybe melee
maybe ranged damage make the mobs say "mayday"
in the swag guild you got three roles to play
well, maybe 4, i'm the auction house all day
hustlin' for pay, grindin' for gold
while my swag guild g's steady fightin' in the fold
that's the damn zone, where dragons groan
in the raid battle we don't be swaggin' alone
other guilds moan, swag guild put it down
broke them boys off they ain't even left the starter town
anyway back to the character creation
we have several sliders for skin pigmentation
and hairstyles, customization for miles
the character creation suite is so versatile

[INTERLUDE]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh man this game's legit, there's an absolute cornucopia of choices

[CHORUS]
choose a name, race, and class
suit up and go kick some ass,
it's the swag guild,
"wait a minute, the swag guild?!" YES!
these haters wanna hate
'cause swag is a passive trait
in the swag guild
oh welcome to the swag guild

[INTERLUDE 2]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: Hey uh guildmaster uhh, any advice for a noob like me?

Guildmaster: yeah bro, it's important to like, do stuff that gives you like, a lotta uh, in-game gold, and then put in the uhh, guild bank

Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: oh snap! will do!

[VERSE 2]
need a name for your character, can't come up with nothin'
cool...just press the random button
congratulations, now you have a name
next up, you need to pick a race
maybe elf, maybe dwarf maybe orc
maybe human "who the hell picks a human"
hey you do you, man, anyway next
you need to pick a sex, "there better be more than two checks"
next up a class, to kick some ass
you should be a healer, "umm i'll pass"
you should be a paladin "that's more like it"
there's a cool paladin build with elemental lightning
from a legendary item you can farm in this dungeon
now you can chill at the swag guild luncheon
at the tavern, versace armor pattern
it's the swag guild leaving other guilds in tatters

[INTERLUDE 3]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: best guild ever!

[OUTRO]
Young Stroke aka Young Muscle: this is awesome! as soon as i pick out a name...pick out which race, class, build, and uh finish the uhh tutorial, i'm gonna have so much fun with my new guild!

Guildmaster: yeah bro it's gonna be awesome! don't forget to like, put all your gold in the guild bank...we need it for like, guild stuff. Yeah, that's what we need it for

Mario Match Maker

Super Mario Match Maker

Welcome one and all to the mushroom kingdom
Gettin' in mah groove I assume ya thinkin'
it's all PG, keep it honest like Lincoln
But they're tryna keep it hush dude just like Clinton

Baby Mario, Luigi, Baby Daisy, Peach
there's gotta some freakin' going on beneath the sheets
Bowser Jnr, Baby Rosalina, so freaky
women always gettin wet and wild with waluigi

wahhhhhh I'm not a shy guy
maaaan I was surprised to find
Princess Peach is out pimpin' peeps and
Birdo's doin' blowies on the cheep cheep beach

No more Paper Mario now we're usin' rubbers
On Toad's rockin' chode not tryna make mothers
and we're not even gettin' to the milestone yet
Cos your slipslide ride make my dry bones wet

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

We're down in the basement lookin for DUCKHUNT (da cunt)
We're on an odyssey that's a homer run
If you know your Greek epics that's a sneaky pun
I'm also down here doin' cheeky cums

You know Wario's always playin' by himself
It's a good thing too cos the dude truly smells
Myself man I've got an abundance of wealth
I'll trade you 100 coins n I'll give you one up wahh

I don't want diddy kong baby gimme daddy kong
big balls like tanuki bringin' that daddy dong
whip it down my warp pipe pappa don't fear
I pinkie promise there's no piranha plant here

Treat me like Yoshi I'll be swallowing ya aggs
But once you've finished I'll be packin' my bags
I've gotta leave sweetie, not far to go
it's not you it's a me, Mario!

You can pick and choose down at Big Boo's Haunt
the keys are in the bowls and it's on like Kong
There's gonna be jungle hijinxs witcha neighbour
we're making mistakes at mario's match maker

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Mario might make you moan
Bowser's got a beast below
Peach is playing ping pong
But Donkey Kong's dong
Don't do no wrong

Duck Hunt 2: WATERFOUL

Sports Sim
Final Encounter

Vocals did double time
Producer used no Snares

Duck Hunt 2: WATERFOUL Lyrics

Take cover behind the blind
Lock and reload
Seen the patterns a hundred times
Still don't know where they goes
Take a beat to revive more
As the infantry comes through the lakeshore
[Revive]
Toss a grenade
to space out the parade
Then let the gun play-
there's a million ways
To go
But its unmistakable
That your more than capable
To get through the first round
But the second wave already knows that your coming
There's no where to hide
when they no where you're running
And Gunning down every lame duck in a suit
They aiming to die
You aiming to shoot
Miscounted your rounds
You let some of them loose

Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way
I was just running away
Please get that gun out my face
Gonna play fowl,
Then we running the play
And mutate
Too late
Gonna tuck you away

The one on the hill
Runnin the bill
Got ton of the skill
Never put in the run of the mill
Drake flow

Try to bury the plot
I parried the shot-
carried the flock
never bet the weapon
Was a safe vote

Population control
That was the scapegoat

Got your dog in the fight
You better stay close

Cuz if I ever catch you alone
It's off with the dome
Gonna push you off a clef
Just so I can hear the bass note

Murder most fowl-
Now you think your goldeneye

Don't act all totally spy
You're totally fine
I'm totally lying
You point your gun willy nilly
In vicinities
Like nobody's dying

Well I'm sick of Complying
You're the only one
Heading south when I shoot
In a v formation
When I come with my troops

My Fury unbridled
In our fight for survival
vengeance only rivaled
By the untitled goose

Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way,
I was just running away

hands steady is the plan and the goal
Perfect 10 got your ducks in a row
You're not gonna takes us down
We're not gonna take it slow

Wait,

How did we get on a principal
making me miserable
Now I feel like im a criminal
These aren't real ducks
This game is just scripted
The plot and the premise are fictional
shooting a duck in a game
isn't the same as shooting for real
But tragically in the analogy
I can respond and react
To the way that you feel

The brain makes swift work
out of the tedious
ranking life on a higharchy
From value to meaningless
So nobody bats an eye
Over the life of a fly
And a person can empathize
That a murder is fine
Verdict aside,
It's still disturbing,
Who's deserving of life-
Nintendo and other systems
That can give you the right
And the rifle
The badge and the title
That don't hold you liable
Narratively,
Comparatively,
Trifle.
And thus we commit
to the cycle
Dehumanizing peace
In the place of the genocidal
Lifes is beautiful
And we made taking it's cool
All we needed was a premise
and a flimsy excuse
But who knew
Pew pew
Had more power than Zulu
And those who have the power
make all of the damn rules
If this the way?
Then the jokes on who?
If you're the first person to shoot

This is a song about game
About a sport
About Hunting game

Living the dream
Shooting the beam
You press the gun to the screen
You're aiming at me
All of my people just wanted to be
But there's a gun in the way,
I was just running away

hands steady is the plan and the goal

My Cat Likes You

Genre: Dating Sim
Screen : Roll Credits
V SLOT: Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
P SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)

Well I been hurt before
It gave me pause, I'm feeling sore
Not anymore
Don't trim these claws I'll fight that war
And I'm okay
Just curl up with my cat and lock my heart away
No I won't stray
But you've been hanging around
And on your lap I found

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that
I like you too
And if she and I agree
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

Heading out of state
If you wouldn't mind there's something I'd
appreciate
Thanks it would be great if you
Could swing on through
And feed my cat and tell her that she's pretty too
She'll prob'ly hide from you
Oh wow she lets you hold her
Sleeping on your shoulder

My cat likes you
And suddenly I'm seeing that
I like you too
And if she and I agree
Maybe two could turn to three
It might be true
Cuz my cat likes you

You came on the scene
And made a beeline for that feline
Don't know what it means
Even still you're so furmiliar

[ SKIT ]
What do you think, kitty?
Meow
Yeah I know, I'm... I'm just not sure...
Meow
OK that's fair.
Meow
No, I see your point. Honestly I appreciate it
Meow
Me too buddy. Me too.

My cat likes you
And that's good enough for me
because I like it here with you and my cat

My cat likes you
And that's good enough for me
Because I like you too
And if she and I agree
Maybe two could turn to three
It could be true
And happily be something new
With you and me and our cat

Perfect Husbando

Adventure Choices:
Dating Sim
Character Creation

Vocalist Challenge: Alliteration + Double Time
Producer Challenge: No Snares + Chiptune

P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

Perfect Husbando

[RawJaw x Da Rap Nerd]

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Verse 1:
As i acquire the ability to articulate
Boom bass i breathe be Barbiturates
Calm creator, in the center stage
Develop dashing details i demonstrate
Enigmatic elegance i emanate
French fries for friends when i fetch a plate
Gearing up, get language i generate
Honed to heal hearts, for heavens sake
Initiating the indicated imitation
join my journey, just be patient
You can drive, Climb the cockpit,
ride till the sight is kaleidoscopic
Every keystroke through the fiber optic
Is key to how i acquire knowledge
learn to let go of lost losers
Listen, I’m a lot smoother

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai

Verse 2:
Memories, most magical moments
Never leave, no matter the notion
Open arms you grab by the ocean
So potent, its practically potion
Quality time, undivided quotient
Relax, romantically Roped in
Sincere, even sweet when im sulkin
Toilet seat top, i’m tappin to close it
Unusual, wont become jealous
Understanding under umbrellas
Vision of love, undeveloped
Until i feel something well up
World wondering what to tell us
Excite excess, xylem led us
Yonder yew tree, young lives are threaded
Youre in the zoom zone, overzealous

[Cutscene]

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Verse 3:
No fair to compare, i act that a way
No more home alone on saturday
I dont care if you are way scatterbrained
You control the trope from shoujo anime
I could be a Transfer student
with an attitude that acts aloof and
I’m a handsome dude
But if they rude, i tell a delinquent to make plans and move it
raise my hand to get the best score
the answer to what’s on the test board
What’s that doki in your chest for
Must be cuz i moved in next door
set’s core, i’m your childhood friend
high school prince when childhood ends
All depends, on what you like in men
if you dont like me, you can try again

Hook:
Babe you need that perfect lover
I think we deserve each other
know you wish youd get a chance
To design a better man, well here I am

I guess this is what was meant by, true love
That you can refine from the inside, true love
As he opens his intense eyes, woah woah woah
Wont you Notice me senpai,

Lost

Challenge:
First Person Shooter - End Credits
Ph'th'kuh's Throat Balm (signing)
The Bear Hammock 29-F (no snares)

heh Fight then
Hell I know you're scared
and I know you don't believe in yourself
But if we don't stand up right here
Then none of it meant anything

It came overnight there was nothing you could have prepared for
like how would you kill those you care for
and once you have what is there to be scared for tho

I am not prey they can hunt down
Moving so long feeling run down
Gotta find somewhere safe by sundown
I don’t wanna be there when the horde come round
and I’m

Lost in the dead of night
Just Tryna stay alive
I say we have a chance
When i know it’s a lie
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside
It cost me everything
I bet you barely tried

This can’t be the end I’m all outta options
I’m down to my last i been here before to be honest too often
Trust is a thing of the past now all i can count on is losses
Time just been moving too fast so I’m paying em back when this shot hits

I could write a book on how to kill a friend and i haven’t slept in days having trouble with my temper
hit em with a head shot hope you don’t remember
everything i love now lost in the embers

I will not surrender to my fear
But i can’t let down my guard they’re always near

This city tried to swallow me whole
And the dead are always calling me home

Never slowing down no rest for the wicked
Seem at this point i could swear I’m addicted
This ride go hell and I’m punching some tickets
I’m sorry you fell I’m not spreading the sickness

Lost in the dead of night
Just Tryna stay alive
I say we have a chance
When i know it’s a lie
These corpses walk beside me
Feels like I’m dead inside
It cost me everything
I bet you barely tried

Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost, we're lost, we're lost)
Lost
(we're lost)

No She was already dead
It didn't mean anything
So you're mad that you woke up one day
and life's a war?

You Can Try

Challenge Info:
Role playing game
The Final Encounter
Singing
Chiptune

MAIN LYRICS LISTED FIRST, LATIN CHOIR LISTED SECOND

pray to anyone you want,
halls of this cathedral ring as
hollow as the followers
of gods that call me evil,

matters of opinion, tell me
did you stop and honor every
murder of my minions, as you
spill their blood like water?

Call yourselves the hero, seems
to me though, you're no pacifist,
so come on make me bleed,
let me be that final catalyst

that activates your destinies, that's
what I'm here to do, just
remember you're the enemies from
other points of view: I've

I've gathered crystals, mastered focus,
pacts and rituals, murdered hopeless
keepers of forbidden knowledge:
I'm the one who's suffered all this!

we'll let history
decide who is wrong, just
remember it favors the
strong

there's no measurement in this galaxy
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

theres no measurement in this galaxy
the sun, the moon, the stars
to calculate, quanitfy, or contain
how infinitely truly fucked you are

But you can try.

weak attack,
reflected back,
so futile!
why even try y'all,
put down the fireball!
and let me see you smile

I'm cold as Shiva with an open shoulder
raising hail over Hel 'til it freezes over
gone blind to the fact that you should've turned back
couldn't see the truth with the whole beholder

chance's down with the pit fiends which means
it's between abyss and abysmal, I
flex so hard like I'm made of mithril
all drip, cantrip, straight magic missile

rule this block like a sword and board,
keep it harder. than a Gorgon whore
dare to cross my threshold? LET'S GO,
I won't stop 'til I'm overlord

-------------------------------

ADV1: BY THE GODS, you dare to hurl insults during our fight!? HOW DARE YOU!

ADV2: We can't let him win. That's not what our dead parents would want. They would want justice.

ADV3: And to be alive!

TWILL: OH HO HO HO! Did you forget about me?

ADV1: BY THE GODS, he's been cured of his wounds!

ADV2: Damn you evil faerie from earlier in our adventure!

ADV3: Yeah!

HACKNSLASH: Your cries of anguish and agony will echo in a symphony of sorrow displaced against a disarray of desolution and despair!

ADV1: BY THE GODS!!!!!
-------------------------------

come so far,
just to lose it all now,
the light in your eyes
starts dying down

thoughts and fears that your
choices were wrong,
wonder who the hero was
all along

you need me, to justify them means
you need me, to keep your conscience clean, yeah
you need me, to wash away them awful feelins
you need me, to play the role of your supervillain

devoured all the power,
transcended from ages,
blood-line's been refined
by the finest of sages
I done studied manuscripts til I
mastered the pages,
now I'm felling all your fighters
while I'm melting your mages

Asura and Bahamut couldn't
get me with me a comet, here's a
list of people better than me:
ain't nobody on it, you can

you can summon every dragon,
every potion, every flagon, every
buff, level up, there ain't
ain't nothing gonna happen

I mastered space and time
I don't lose, I hit rewind

---------------------------------
LATIN CHOIR

nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
nauta exitium est optimus
*sailor doom/destruction is the best*

clamoris magis
clamoris magis
clamoris magis (meliorem)
clamoris magis (meliorem)
*cry more (get good/improve)*

visne experiri
modus facilis?
visne experiri
modus facilis?
*would you like to try easy mode?*

adepto ledo per
a currus, tu pessimus
adepto ledo per
a currus,tu pessimus
adepto ledo per
a currus, tu pessimus
adepto ledo per
a currus, tu pessimus
*get hit by a car, you're the worst*

tu non heroibus
Vos autem homicidæ fuistis
tu non heroibus
Vos autem homicidæ fuistis
*you're not heroes, you're murderers*

utinam non
utinam non
*oh no*

hic est vere malum
hic est vere malum
*this is very bad*

im tam libenter
non sum vobis
im tam libenter
non sum vobis
im tam libenter
non sum vobis
*i'm so glad i'm not you*

The Dungeon

Genre: RPG
Screen: The final encounter
V: Alliteration
P: Chiptune

Intro

Welcome to the final boss.

The dungeon itself.

oh snap!

life yo,

it's a cycle

Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

Verse 1

Yo! I love it when the maps

Are randomly stacked

With monsters and mazes

Awaiting for my attack

This torch is fading and

The cave is turning black

The dungeon never ends

And I like it like that

Rinse and repeat

Is all that you need

We're stuck on this train

Of an endless feed

a part of me knows

That it's just a game

another part knows

that it's keeping me sane

Endless lives that I dive

Into the pits of decent

I rely on the guide

To point me in the right way

These thumbs help me plunder

For the RNG

I Found a shield on a lich

its orangey

Use a scroll to be told

If it will a harm me

420 to my armor

That's my pharmacy

Jump in the cart

If you're into rpgs

We wandering the woods

For the hard xp

Cutscene

Combat clanks sfx

Death yelp

You have died

Your corpse is unreclaimable

Congratulations!

You have reached floor 42.

Commendable, but pathetic.

A new adventure awaits for you, hero.

Reloading the soul.

Verse 2

I will retire in the spire

Expire from the mire

I'm tired of the trials

and the vile vampires

spend all my time

Just rhyming in the mines

Slaying all the shiny

Smiliest of slimes

Strive to be alive

Pile for the prize

Use all my smites

and my Guiles and my guise

No save file

Won't be a while

Til I succumb

To the very last wild

Caverns creatures

Fathoms features

Patterns preachers

Damned if i don't beat ya

to the next floor

Up the secret level

Light another torch

Down another redbull

Damned if this beat ain't

Insanely Incredible

Doom and defeat ain't

Mainly malevolent

being stuck here

To tame these terribles

rather just flee

And eat some edibles

Chorus

it's a dungeon delver

An endless endeavor

a cavern crawler

So savor the splendor

a maze mayhem

And it goes on forever

A dime drainer

And it couldn't be better

Boss Rush

Game Type: Role Playing Game
Game Screen: The Final Encounter
Vocalist Challenge: Singing
Producer Challenge: Chiptunes

Our journey starts with a town to defend
We never thought this is how it would end

I never met a monster that I didn’t wanna murder
They keep coming for my girl, but they never gonna hurt her
We have conquered creeps and tyrants, bloody battles brought us further
We've found the mastermind, now it’s time to fight with fervor for this

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) HERE WE GO!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(Spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuuush

We traveled far with our misfit friend squad
We caught some fish, now we're killing a god

Well you might have been my maker, or a brother and betrayer
I’m the prophesized protagonist, another word for slayer
You can serve up our accomplishments to combat this conveyor
Of the conquered past and perished, with a wing and a prayer for this

Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Rush
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

They've swallowed the sun
The villains ascend
But our fire burns on

Here they come!

To face us once more
The spirit of bosses
That we've slain before
It's a

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) here we go, now
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

[Cutscene in Final Battle]

Boss Rush, Boss Rush
(spoken) Boss! Fight!
Boss Rush, Boss Rush, Boss Ruuuuuuuuuuush

People Pleaser

Genre: Dating Sim
Screen: Roll Credits (Bad Ending)
V Slot: Singing
P Slot: Chiptune

ALL THE COLORS FADE TO BLACK UNTIL YOURE VOICELESS
TIME'S UP
WEAR THE STAINS OF ALL YOUR CHOICES
YOU TRIED TO FIT IN THEIR BOXES
BENT EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY UNTIL ITS BROKEN
THEY ALL LEFT YOU ALONE & IT'S YOUR FAULT
YOU TURNED EVERY DIALOGUE TO ETHER
PRESSING THE BUTTONS TRYNA BE A PEOPLE PLEASER
YOU GAVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY NEVER ASKED FOR & MORE
SO HOW'S IT OVER & THERE'S NO ONE HERE TO MEET US?
RETRACE YOUR HISTORY
LETS TAKE A LOOK BACK & NOTICE ALL THE THINGS YOU DIDNT SEE
THE OPTIONS THAT YOU DIDNT READ
THE PROMISES YOU DIDNT KEEP
PURSUING ALL THEIR FAVOR HAD YOU ACTING SUPERFICIALLY
YOU WERE TRYNA BE THE PERFECT PERSON FOR A DOZEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE
SO YOU TORE YOURSELF TO PIECES THINKING EVERY PIECE WAS EQUAL
YOURE SCREAMING "HOW COULD THEY NOT LOVE ME?
I GAVE THEM EVERYTHING & GOT NOTHING"
MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE NOT LUCKY
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
YOU THOUGHT YOU MATTERED BUT THEY CHEWED YOU UP & SPAT YOU OUT
THE CREDITS SCROLLING PAST YOU
HOW YOU CASUALLY MEANDERED DOWN THE PATH TOWARDS THE SADDEST ROUTE
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
WHAT YOU MAD ABOUT?
AS YOU WATCH THE TEXT DESCENDING FROM ABOVE YOU TAKE A SECOND TO REFLECT ON WHY NOBODY REALLY LOVES YOU
YOUR LACK OF CORE BETRAYS YOU
YOUR STRUGGLE TO PLEASE EVERYONE'S UNDONE YOU
YOU'VE PRESENTED A COMPLETELY BLANK PUZZLE
WHO ARE YOU?

YOU CHOSE EVERYTHING WRONG
(YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE OTHER OPTIONS)
YOU'VE BEEN LEFT ALL ALONE
(YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN FORGOTTEN)
EVERYONE'S GONE
(THEY ALL PAIRED UP & RAN OFF TOGETHER)
& THEY'VE PICKED ALL YOUR BONES
(LEFT YOUR DESOLATE, ROTTEN FLESH SKELETON IN THE DESERT)

BUT THIS DONT HAVE TO LAST FOREVER
YOU CAN BE YOURSELF & YOU CAN CHANGE THINGS FOR THE BETTER
I BET THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO CLEVER
ATTEMTPING TO PLEASE EVERYONE & KEEP IT TOGETHER
YOU FAILED
DUST YOURSELF OFF
BETTER LUCK NEXT FILE
CHECK IT OUT
YOU'VE UNLOCKED ANOTHER TEXT STYLE
(IT'S RED)
NOW TAKE THIS NEXT LIFE & TRULY PUT YOUR HEART IN IT
YOU CANT GO BACK BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS START AGAIN

Title Shot

Challenge Details:
Choose Your Game's Genre - Sports Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter

Equip Your Resources (One per Slot)
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
V SLOT (2) - Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (an Alliteration apparatus!)
P SLOT - Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (made from industrial Chiptune!)

It’s time
lace up you cleats and your mask
Get it right.
Onto the pitch from the top rope.
See the crowd and let em know
That we will not be denied

Chorus:
It’s time to get hydrated
It’s the title shot
It’s the final destination
It’s the title shot
That’s right baby
It’s the title shot
I say yeah.

One more time
A force of nature with our talents combined.
Drempt of this since you were signed.
It’s the showdown time to throw down.
Two monsters on the pitch are about to colide.

(Chorus)

Give me the mic, Do you honestly think that you, YOU can take on the likes of Bobson “The Problem” Dugnutt? You think you have the handles, the speed, the raw power to take on ME and my team of problemaniacs? You see this, this is MY World Heavyweight Cup Belt, Belt Cup. Nevermind, it’s time to get problematic.

I’m a problem you can’t process
Put a puncture through your progress
You got promise but I’m flawless
Your gonna digest all these dropkicks

Duck and dive dude you’ll die
Prepare for your demise.
Devastation’s what your facing
take my title come and try

Times ticking truly tragic
Won’t move me man I’m massive
Your wingers not a winner
I’m a wall you cannot pass it.

Your game plan’s about to get garroted
I’m the goat you know I got it
Bout to bend it it’s the end
Learn why they call me “the problem”

(Chorus)

Restore to Default

RPG
Character Creation
Doubletime
Chiptune

Make me look real cool
Twenty seven seven don't wanna look like a tool
Get the stats up high, an a patch on my eye
And an afro dyed super bright blue
not an ordinary RPG
so of course I gotta look flawless, G
add some parachute pants and facial tatts
Ain't no NPC gonna mess with me
Wait. Blue afro?
You really gonna wanna do that though?
Hey it's your choice, but I gotta make a point
Please don't make me look wack, bro
K cool. Where was I? Right.
gotta make me a badass tough guy
gonna stomp these fools with these fresh clown shoes
and rocket feet so I fly real high

~Hook~
I see what you've done here
(No sir don't like it)
Giving me that silly gear
(No sir don't like it)
Thought that I had made it clear
(No sir don't like it)
An avatar like that don't evoke no fear
(No sir don't like it)

Maybe we got of on the wrong foot
Wait. Where's my foot GIMME BACK MY FOOT
Yo, this ain't right I wanna look tight
This shirt ain't gonna get no one shook
Aww now I gotta hook hand?
What now, take a leg? Get a kickstand?
Oh, aren't you cute, no eyebrows to boot
an a dlc hat with the dev brand
Lookin' tacky as hell Y U DO DIS
Gettin' some sorta kick with the blueprints?
Up your ass is where this clown shoe gonna fit
quit pickin' this shit, you little nitwit
This may be just another game to you
But I'm the hero of this world with a job to do
How'm I gonna to prove this power runnin' through
I'm hook hand afro face tattoo'd dude.

Hook x2

Aquaculture

In this game you play the role of a plucky young aquaculture farmer.
Our journey covers the character creation setup of the piece.

There's some double-time and what I try to claim is singing vocally throughout the track.
tanner4105 has provided some smoothed out Donkey Kong Country instrumentals for your ear holes.

Welcome back (welcome back)
now's your chance (now's your chance)
to heed advice and get you leveled and advance
Yo aquaculture is the name of the game, it's the title you crave
but another terrible character I might just go insane
but that's OK though, not about erupting like a volcano
but you never seem to listen and I feel like I've been bitching
And I'm gonna teach you fishing and you can't say no
invading info
innovative intro
incredibly incognito
you'll need your payment info
can’t get that until you grown at least to level 5
can't spare a dime when you login, immediately die
ayo that's wack
why you gotta build your guy like that?
got shrimp and prawns, gotta move along
and darlin that's a fact

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend

You should think twice about your stats
You took no points in traps
but your sex appeal is maxed
I don't even know what it's even in the game for
maybe DLC port, mentioned it on G4,
bundled it with Recore, wasting all this time for
me to make a report, busting up the keyboard
Cause I don't know what you're doing
yo your whole vibe I'm not fluent
if you're the crustacean student
our reputation is ruined
and I can't handle it, manage it,
your failures so elaborate
business plan so immaculate
your dumbass couldn't handle it
all ya gotta do is click that shrimp
It’ll run that script, it’ll count them chips
you don't gotta use a fist
wanna give a little kiss
and I got another hint
wanna find out what it is?
Yo you can unlock a lightsaber!
none greater neighbor, so tell me what to ya think?
maybe one day you can upgrade to a better tank than a sink

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery
you're not taking it seriously
We kinda need your currency friend

You gotta click that shrimp
You gotta click that shrimp
Click that shrimp, baby, click that shrimp (x4)

{Important Information Here}

we got that northern, got that whiteleg, giant tiger prawn
sea cucumbers we got numbers and they sing along
you run the fishery
The aquaculture nursery
you're not taking it seriously
We’ll never get your currency, man

Click Click (Who You Datin')

game genre is dating sim, concept is character creation.
alliteration, chiptune, no snare

CLICK CLICK (THE OC)
VERSE III
CLICK "NEW"
FIRST, PAN DOWN, PICK A SICK SHOE
THAT'S THE FOUNDATION, MAYBE LATER DO THE FIT TOO
NEW BALANCE FOR RAPPERS WITH HUGE TALENTS
CYBERPUNK TYPE MENU, KNOW IM PICKIN "DICK 2"
AND YOU KNOW THAT HE AINT GOT NO CHIN BOO
LOOKIN LIKE TINTIN DO, WHAT NERD WOMENS IS INTO
NEVER GETTIN LAID HES TOO BUSY PLAYIN TENSHU
AND CALCULATING MATHEMATICS LIKE: FIVE PAIRS IS TEN SHOES
HOOK
WHO U DATING
WHO U DATING
UNLOCKIN SPICY PICS IN VISUAL NOVEL CONVERSATIONS
I PLAY IT FOR THE STORY THO, BUTO NEVER 'BATIN
SO A MAD COMPELLING OC CHARACTER IS WHAT IM MAKIN
WHO U DATING
WHO U DATING
UNLOCKIN SPICY PNGS AND EVEN ANIMATIONS
OF MMM VERY DEREDERE, TSUNDERE MAIDENS
GETTIN HELLA BABES LAID AND I AINT EVEN LEAVE MY BASEMENT
VERSE I
ALRIGHT LETS GET IN FOR REAL, GOTTA PICK A
BODY TYPE, IMMA GO WITH "EW," IM HYPE AND NEVER
CHILL, WHATS THE DEAL, I'LL GIVE MY MAN A UNIBROW
U KNOW HOW I'LL ALWAYS KEEP IT REAL, AS I BUILD
MOTHERFUCKER IMMA TAKE THIS POTATO MAN TURN
HIM TO A MEAL, CAUSE I GOT THE HEART AND YOU KNOW
I GOT THE WILL, LEAVE THIS SAVE FILE TO MY FUCKIN KIDS
UP IN MY WILL, WELL MAYBE NOT THATS KIND OF INAPPROPRIATE
STILL
GOIN DOWN THE LIST OF CHECKS, YES--SEX? YES
BODY HAIR MAYBE LIKE A SEVEN BUT ITS CREPT UP TO THE NECK
YOU'RE IMPRESSED, I CAN TELL, SO RESPECT
HEAD BUZZED, BUT THE BEARD AND MUSTACHE IT CONNECTS
OKAY NEXT, FOR THE SKIN COLOR GOTTA INSTALL CS:S
OR ELSE THE WHOLE SHIT'S HELLA PINK AND BLACK CHECKED
THINK AND ACT NEXT
EYES BLUE, SIZE: HUGE
VERSE DONE, DISTRO CUT THE CHECK
(HOOK)
VERSE II

OK WHAT THE FUCK AND WHAT THE CRUD
TOOK A WHOLE VERSE TO TAKE CARE AND MAKE THE CHARACTER
NOW I GOTTA I DUNNO PRESS X NEXT AND MAKE THE DUDS
GOTTA DRESS IM SEXY FOR THE CLUB THATS THE RUB
KICKS, THAT WAS HANDLED HELLA EARLIER IN DUMB SPITS
CRUNK LIT, STILL GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE JUMP STICKS
FIT HIM WITH SOME FIVE ELEVENS, LEVI NOT THE GUN SHIT
BLACK, NAVY DENIM, MAYBE CHINOS FROM THE HUNDREDS
SHIRT SIZE M AND ITS BLACK, KINDA RATTY
MOOG LOGO FROM BACK WHEN
HE WAS HYPED TO MAYBE BUY A SUB PHATTY
BUT HE DID GET THE SHIRT AND IT FIT GOOD
SO LOOK SOMETIMES THINGS JUST HAPPEN LIKE THAT IT DOESNT MAKE
HIM A POSER OR WHATEVER
PALLY
GIVE MY MAN A JACKET SOMETHIN MAXED WITH CAPACITY
PLUS WITH ALACRITY
PLUS WITH SUNGLASSES AND A CAP
YO, YO, WHAT ELSE THEY HAVE LETS SEE...
WELL THIS MASK IS NEAT
SHIT I THINK THAT CAPS IT, PEACE
(HOOK)
BEAKER: HEY KABUTO ARE YOU READY TO OOOH MY GOD HAHA
KABUTO:OH MY GOD CLOSE THE DOOR
BEAKER: IS THAT HONEY POP?
KABUTO: NO ITS A VISUAL NOVEL
BEAKER: ARE YOU JERKING OFF TO HONEY POP?
KABUTO: IM NOT JERKING OFF
BEAKER: ARE YOU JERKING OFF TO YOURSELF ON HONEY POT?!
KABUTO: ITS NOT ME ITS AN OC
KABUTO: CLOSE THE DOOR
BEAKER: YOU MADE A KABUTO
KABUTO: ITS AN OC
BEAKER: NOT OC
VERSE III
MOTHERFUCKER OK JESUS CHRIST AND SHIT DUDE
IF BEAKERS GOT A POINT AND MY CHARACTERS A BIT TOO...
IDK FAMILIAR I THINK THAT ITS A MISS
YOU CANT BE ON SOME MARY SUE TIP, THAT AINT IT
OOH SHIT
I GOT A PLAN I GOTTA STICK TO
THE GAMES GETTIN DATES GOTTA BUILD HIM TYPE SPECIF TO
MAKE A FLY NERD, A LOTHARIO A SLICK DUDE
WHO MAKE THE LADIES SAY "I NEVER MET YOU BUT I MISSED YOU"
SO

Fresh to Dead

Genre: Role Playing Game
Screen: Character Creation
V Slot: Zolt Energy Serum (Doubletime)
P Slot: Forbit's De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune)

Picture you in some high tops, high heals, Reebok,
Tennis shoes, ten issues of fashion mag knockoffs
Stacked in the background, tell me how does that sound?
I don't know, but there's better flow than the last round

Pound for pound, you can change your weight,
Making them look like you doesn't change my fate,
I'm great, but greatness takes practice,
Change who you are on the inside, now that's attractive

But in case you disagree,
Take another look through our inventory,
Like what we see? Good! It's all free,
And can get new swag for every boss you beat

Please bedazzle responsibly, don't be forceful,
It's less about the chest and more so the torso,
Looking cute in your suit so let's play,
Doesn't really matter though, (no?) you're gonna die anyway

(Pre-chorus)
Protect your neck or your heart, it's à la carte,
Make a warrior or make a work of art,
You don't have to play hard, you just have to play smart,
When you're ready for that level, press start

(Chorus)
Feeling pretty slick in your new kicks, you don't wanna
Swing and never miss, if you do then we are gonna
Paint the town red, you got your new threads,
(How do I look?) Yo, your fresh to dead

Put your pants on and jacket, Don't give me flack,
It's not the entendre I intended so back it,
Backpack it or not, it's up to you,
But how else will you carry all that extra loot?

I texted you, but you didn't hit me back, you just ghosted me,
Now how do we make this track how it's supposed to be?
You want harmony in the kingdom?
Or rather my armory have harm to bring them?

Dropped the annotated to be animated,
Though I'm antiquated I'm elated to be making music that debated,
Rated A for aggravated but I've demonstrated
That I've mitigated all irritated folx and I've orchestrated

The best character design scene you've ever seen
It's surprising and kinda fits my rhyme scene,
So while you're driving in your souped-up coupe,
Wait, that's a different cut scene... shoot

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Radiopia. Once a vast landscape of diverse music and cultures, now segregated territories slowly descending into chaos as King Diamond appropriates each of our genres to fuel his own powers. It's up to us to stop him, but even as I stock up on gear and supplies, I can hear his voice echoing in my head.

Pre-chorus

Chorus

Dollar Bin Datin Sim

Welcome to Love: Bottomless
Where you can holla @ some Jollimus
But before you can get a kiss
Your first task is simply this
Character creation
Yeah, become the maiden
The one who will get all his love
Praise the Lampedgod up above
Skin tone comes in many shades
From blizzard down to peach
Hair, all colors, lengths and styles
As long as he can reach
You can choose most any height
If you're at least five two
When it's tme to ride this ride
Yeah, you'll know what to do

Get made up any way you wish
You could cosplay as your favorite dish
But remember to please Jollimus
And prove your love is bottomless
Remember not to omit
A most suitable pseudonym
Girl, I'm not scared to admit
This is a dollar bin dating sim

I have heard your words challenger.
Having skintone end down at peach isn't racist.
It's preference.
PRE-FER-ENCE.
Well, If you're interested in a higher difficulty, we can drag that down to sand.
Yes, like on a beach.
Yeah, from blizzard down to beach, goddamnit, ok
Fine, do it.

Get made up any way you wish
You could cosplay as your favorite dish
But remember to please Jollimus
And prove your love is bottomless
Remmeber not to omit
A most suitable pseudonym
Girl, I'm not scared to admit
This is a dollar bin dating sim

Skin tone, hair and even height
Girl don't forget to choose your eyes
Lash length, core strength, and sexiness
All measured right down to the tenth
Leg to body ratio
And thiccness of tha thighs
Perfection is the one thing, girl
That's hard to falsify
Bust size has major range here
From titanic down to flat
But if you try to skimp on dat ass girl
There's a penalty for that
Solomon might be the wisest
But he can't see your three sizes
Girl this here is Jollimus
And all I've got to say is this

Scenes from a Gorilla Restaurant

Dating Sim
Final Encounter
V; Singing
P: no snare

lets try again
sim date with godzilla
last time again
in guerilla Villa

one more time again
after all this time you stilla realla thrilla?
whats a king kong say to sway godzilla?
I want you back Godzilla i need you back

A jet black stare (it) just wasnt fair
I knew the color of (her) underwear UH
MACAW MATRE D (sez) please take a seat (tez)
down on ya feet (or) up in a tree (yez)
it was my idea (ah) couldnt be more clear (ya)
reservation list taken half a year
drank half a beer giving into fear yes
should i get godzill-a to get undressed

timestamp 1:27

(godzilla roar)
GIL:whats that honey youre Ebirah thermidor is ok?
(roar)
GIL:oh its ebirah newberg? do you want me to get the waiter?
(roar)
GIL:oh uh you want me to go to the chef myself ok...
door opens
GIL:hey chef thugmaster sir
CHEF:WHADDAYA WANT?
GIL:its just my G/f who is godzilla ordered a ebirah thermidor and--
CHEF: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KISS ME
GIL: WHAT
CHEF:DO YOU WANT TO BANG NEXT TO THE DEEP FRYER OR NOT?
GIL: YES
KAIJU SEX NOISEs FOR A FEW BARS

ITS THE LOVE between these walls
Its the love between these balls
KKMDS
LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL
Love will conquer all

OOwa -OO X2
GAME OVER FOR YOU
GAME OVER FOR FOOLS

I AINT PLAYING GAMES 9(no)
I aint PLAY TO LOSE (no)
but if its all the same (yes)
thugmaster's who is choose (yes)
is it so wrong I gotta lay the shlonga
built like a konga couldnt wait any longa
I know hows it go, daw i get trampled into foi gra
zilla slay me on truffle filet mignon
get my bill beaton like will weaton
but its brains over braun gotta get it on

Realms of Anselm II - Anselm’s Realm

Game type: Role Playing Game
Screen: World Map
Vocalist: singing, alliteration
Producer: chiptune

Realms of Anselm II: Anselm’s Realm

INTRO

omnia quae nobis sunt turpia

Verse 1

Welcome to a world vast to unravel
How you judge you’ll be judged with the blast of the gavel
Trudge through the sludge till you can fast travel.
Sealed with the steel of seven sentries,
venture through the Eleventh century.
Hover at heaven's entry
Where Edenic humanity battles endemic evil entities.
Mere mortals persevere through fear to peer into the spirit portal.
When you reach a new territory
Each with a screwy scary story
Your core ensemble scores gory glory;
encore - a semblance of emblems.
Simply assemble at Anselm Elms;
find finer waypoints, in Anselm’s Realm.

BRIDGE

omnia quae nobis sunt turpia
omnia quae nobis sunt turpia

CHORUS

Adventure awaits all always at Anselm’s Realm
Only Honourable Oblates in Order not to be overwhelmed
How a Holy Helmet helps harrowed heroes at the Helm
Monarch’s Might Make mischievous moves
in Anselm’s Realm

Verse 2

Request side quests at thy behest:
It’ll be an ill journey leaving Italy to Normandy
Best brigands from Burgundy?
Believing more urgently than normally.
Load up on logic lessons from Lanfranc
Jostling the badass bossman, that rascal Roscelin
Gladly inspect the fulsome flocks of the Abby at Bec
Build a balneary even the baddies respect
Guard the monastery from demonic monstrosities
A relic repository worthy of Cosmic curiosity
Publish the Proslogion for posterity to philosophy
Charter a cart to Chartres with a charming crest
Be calm and set as you collect Psalm palimpsests
Battle the son of William the Conqueror
Mad monarch meet the illest monk moniker

CUT SCENE

Anselm: I cannot allow my monks to embark on this foolish Crusade.

King: They will win back territory for your precious Lord!

Anselm: My monks destroy more demons in deepest prayer than any war waged here on earth.

King: I need 1000 pounds for my coffers and then you can operate freely.

Anselm: I gave the 500 I had stored for you to the poor and will give no more.

King: Your title means nothing to me, you are banished from my Kingdom of England.

Anselm: I will go to Rome to receive my pallium, find more monks and I will rally them.

King: I hated him before, I hate him now, and shall hate him more hereafter.

CHORUS

Adventure awaits all always at Anselm’s Realm
Only Honourable Oblates in Order not to be overwhelmed
How a Holy Helmet helps hallowed heroes at the Helm
Demons demonstrate devious moods
in Anselm’s Realm

Verse 3

No longer a Sophisticated sophomore mystic or soporific
So terrific you’ve lifted to the Archbishopric
Can’t bury the lead, Canterbury’s in need
The demon seed interceded with seedy deeds
Blemished Benedictines disappointed, addicted to the screen,
but you're anointed, so the victory’s appointed.
Pointed quips from poisoned lips drip vicious and vile
Violence incensed against your excellence in exile
Banished like a banshee flee with a plea to the See
Religious renegade throw in the Holy Hand Grenade
at the Great Crusade

OUTRO

Adventure awaits all always at Anselm’s Realm

The Choices You Made

RPG
End Credits
Singing
No Snares.

Credits:
We’d like to thank our writer, producer, especially our QA testers,
and the guy who continued to bring us coffee through this whole thing.
We want to thank you all for your hard work.
And also, Jeff, we don’t wanna forget you, what a great pizza guy!

Intro:
That’s it you got it
Black screen you bought it
Credits roll you go
on and on it flows

Verse 1:
The path led you here
it wound and bound and
decisions/your choices and suddenly you found
yourself at the end wondering
and at the end it’s crystal clear
you shoulda gone left when instead you banked right
Armed a blaster when you shoulda palmed a knife.
Words roll and the game flows but you always gonna ponder if you bought when you should have stole.

Chorus:
Because now, now at the end do you understand?
Do you understand my friend?

Took two to the face and one to the pate three RPGs launched and one RPG beat.
You beat the big baddie and the credits scroll
but all your choices gotta take their toll.

Because now, now at the end do you understand?
do you understand my friend?

Credits 2
We wanna thank everyone involved, everyone modeling and texturing.
Even our Canadian offices.
And Tim who continously went out, as an intern, grabbing pizza for us all in those late hours
We'd like to thank the head of music direction, and SlyWalker sound.
And of course, lyrics, by CKA Chipoche.
And we'd like to thank all of you who supported us in this endeavor.
Game on!

Cut scene:
Eileen Dover: Oh Jeremy Trevorson! You saved the day
Jeremy Trevorson: it’s what I do... but there are many more days to save.
Eileen: But Jeremy Trevorson! You promised! You promised you’d give up this life, and love me for ever!
**Automated computer voice**: Jeremy Trevorson, will you honor your word?
Jeremy Trevorson: yes!
**Automated computer voice**: Jeremy Trevorson, based on the role that you have played, this is not an option for you

Verse 2:
Maybe you’re good but your decisions were bad. but regret seeps in when you staring at
the end and you know you made the choices you did
of a lone hero or some guy named Cid.
Hero or villain it doesn’t matter now
you’ll have to live with the way you played the game for now
Finally the credits slow and as they cycle away and the screen goes one final line from all of us to you:
Thank you. Thank you for playing our game.

Sokovian Death Dance

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: Final Encounter
V-Slot: Zolt Energy Syrum (Double Time)
P-Slot: Forbit's De-scronkitizer (Chiptune)

[Intro]
nerdcore hip-hop
Vocalist producer challenge
Behold the power of dance
Everybody dance now

[Verse 1]
Everybody move your body
Come on now it's time to party
Bring it in to elevate
Your mood it's time to celebrate
Outside there is mass destruction
Inside there is one instruction
Point your arms to punctuate
You're dabbing upon all the haters

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Verse 2]
Right arm left arm both are guns
Everybody hit the dance floor time has come
Now dab, dab, dab on the haters
If they're bringing bad vibes see you later alligator

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

[Skit]
Johnny Salt - "Hey, DJ Lemon Pepper, Pop Quiz hotshot"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "Go Johnny"
Johnny Salt - "What is number one spoken language in Sokovia?"
DJ Lemon Pepper - "That would be Sokovian."
Johnny Salt - "Wrong, number one spoken language in Sokovia is English with accent, go!"

[Verse 3 Rap]
I am the USSR's best, be impressed
I confess, I play my cards close to the chest
I invest, in fish, and other exportables
This ain't a game boy, but my swag is portable
Affordable? Ja, for the right price
420 point 69 euro, nice
Numero uno like a shiny articuno
See my work flow, dabbing on the haters what do you know

[Bridge]
Everybody hit the dance floor 1 2 3
Now baby take a chance come and dance with me

Don't forget to dab now
Don't forget to dab now

[Chorus]
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters
Dab, dab, dab on the haters
Lift your arms and wave goodbye to the haters

Dab
Dab

Escape From Facebook

We present THE FINAL ENCOUNTER of a modern RPG called ESCAPE FROM FACEBOOK.

Up against a robot billionaire the vocalist equipped all three things:
- Doubletime
- Singing
- Alliteration

The producer equipped:
- Industrial chiptune on hook and bridge
- No Snares.
- Odd Time Signature (The last two measures of each refrain are in 7/4 with the exception of the last one because the last refrain is the first half of the opening of the song. There are also some poly tempos happening with the chiptune arpeggios in the skit section. )

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's robot
Mark Zuckerberg

I see that you made it
Got out of my basement
But you'll never escape
There is no way
I've been awaiting this day
I cannot lose
What can you do
I control truth
It's whatever i say
No moves
Can counter my factious funnels of fatal fake news
So bow to my brain or I'll leak nudes
Of you in '04 hazing frat dudes
They're saved on my servers
The terms of the service
Soley serve some sick purpose
To forever and blindly bind you
So take your best shot
I'm always behind you
Lurking and jerking round every wall
Undefeated I'm jake paul
First place I'm a vessel of light
Congress can't stop me with their oversight
You close an account and think i'm out of your life?
My schtoyle unblockable you think that you might....

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

I can feel you weaken
Lean in to my Beacon
Freaking, I feed on anger, I feed on hate
I feed on users that think that they can try to escape
And it's time I ate cuz it's late
And you're on my plate escape from faceook
But that wasn't even my last laugh
Monopoly map i get you back
Messenger instagram and whats app
Ha!

And you think you're fully equipped
With potions and tunics and upgrades and ish
That you bought from the ads that I served on your quest
Then my 5G cancer ray blasts through your chest
Banished boss babes & farm games
MLM schemes cranked to eleven
Logic as leveled up weapons
But i've tracked every move that you've ever made since you were seven
Know thyself, know thy enemey
100 battles, AI fear no threat to me
Beat-up a brainwashed boomer horde
You made my russian robots roar
Killed krazy kevins and killer karens
Zombies that you used to know as your parents
Standing there swaggerin'
Like your name is Saverin
But there's no escape from my blue & white labyrinth

Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg

Robot Mark Zuckerberg: I remember that night I launched Facebook. I wondered if I was just an impostor.

Player One: An impostor?!

Robot Mark Zuckerberg: The thing that I was reall fascinated by is understanding people. Understanding facial expressions, emotions,

Player One: Like some kind of AI...robot?!

Robot Mark Zuckerberg: Processing. Processing. Processing.

Player One: Why did you do it?

Robot Mark Zuckerberg: A billion dollars. Billion dollars. Billion dollars.

Player One: Why are you still fighting? What do you even have to fight for?

Robot Mark Zuckerberg: I get a little bit frustrated when people fear monger about AI and how it could end up hurting people.

Player One: You robot butthole!

Robot Mark Zuckerberg: It is gonna bother you because you're human. And I was human. I am human. I am not a lizard.

Player One: Arrgghhhhhhhhhh!

Kill Mark Zuckerberg

And if you get free, where will you be
Tick tock on the clock hear the beat
The devil you know or don't, see?
A sophie's choice it's china or me
You got a blockchainsaw and an antitrust sword
I got a billion dollars that says I win this war

You can't
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
No one can
Kill Mark Zuckerberg
He's a robot
Mark Zuckerberg
You can't...

you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
smash my laptop but no one can smash my labyrinth

so you bested my radical russian robots
alt-right armies, corrupt cops
pizzagate bronies deflecting bout porn
feastest on scores of my boomer beast battle horde,
you savagely savaged the killer karens
zombies that you used to know as your parents

you're not savvy, your last name ain't saverin
you can smash my laptop but not my labyrinth
you're bloody and angry and sad
i made you kill your own mom and your dad

Mercenary Marksman

First Person Shooter
Roll Credits

V-Slot- Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Apparatus (alliteration)
P-Slot- Bear Hammock 29-F (No Snare)

Mercenary Madness

Riot: We can’t thank you enough for saving us from the tyranny of the corrupt politicians and police force of this city. No longer will we be victims and live in fear of their cruelty, bigotry, and greed. You’re a hero. 


Osiris: 
I’m not a hero, that’s the last thing I am. My motivation is vengeance for my family that was taken away from me by this twisted system. If they were still here, your suffering wouldn’t be my problem. 


Riot: doesn’t change the fact that you did something and freed us. Regardless your motives. Hey wait, where are u going?


Osiris: This isn’t the only city ran by evil assholes kid. Theres hundreds and thousands of people that....


Riot: Need to be saved?! 


Osiris: 
No. there’s hundreds and thousands of people that need to be put to sleep permanently. As for me, I’ll be wherever somebody needs to die. 

Mercenary Marksman/
Rebel revolutionary/
Terminating targets/
Riot Rockin rifles ready/


Apocalyptic arena/ 
Adept armed assassins/
Killing corrupt cops/,
Cannons cocked, clap em/ 
Poppin punk politicians/ 
Multiple murder missions/, 
Vindicating victims/ 
Vindictive, vicious visions/ 
Notoriously known/ 
And always all in the articles/ annihilations an arts amazingly armed arsenal/ poppin pussies to particles/ lunatic lone and logical/ underhanded underlings understand i’m unstoppable/ 


Determined do or die demon dat does dominate/ colored cornea, can close coordinates, concentrate/, 
C4 sending system senators to cemeteries/ psycho sniping successfully,  sitting solitary/ , 


,Each evil encounter ends in excellence/ enemies even evade Evacuate like exodus/ 


Fighting forever my faded forgotten family/ fuels my fanatic fixation for fatalities/ 


Hold up hailed as a I hero? hate to hear it/, homicides a hobby hopeless and horribly horrific/ ha
Showcasing shotguns sharing shrapnel 
Sharp shooting shells shortening my shadow shit list/ shhh


Killing competitions cooler/ 
located a lackin lolilgagin LadyJ lay low lock and load (gun shot) loser 


Holy headshot/ terminate the twill/ cannons catching cam/ casually I come to kill/ close caskets/ curtain call/ scary Skills/ ridiculous round2 riot run it/ Ready 

Mercenary Marksman/
Rebel revolutionary/
Terminating targets/
Riot Rockin rifles ready/

IN THE FACE!!!

Challenge: Choose Your Adventure!
Game Genre: Sports Sim (Boxing)
Screen: Final Encounter
V SLOT: Alliteration (BONUS: both singing and double time were used)
P SLOT: Odd Time Signature (BONUS: No Snares)

Offerer: League of the Lost Players

Adventure choices:
First Person Shooter
The Final Encounter
- V SLOT -
Zolt Energy Serum (for Doubletime goodness!)

- P SLOT -
The Bear Hammock 29-F (leaves No Snares unturned)

I’m so amazed it’s the final stage, the rain has been on for days, so make way,
I’m on a mission, locate the villain position than its good riddance!
Get the lost players and I’m dipping, So spacious, gloves come with navigation,
Being patient, I pinpoint the destination, It’s an old train station, two dots in the Basement,
Mike and Sabrina, good their adjacent,
I came prepared, weapons come with the software, guile anti-airs to the solar flares, all there,
Open palm blasts for the accuracy, cause the site is flooded by all the Valkyries actually,
An organization with such powerful means, with Major calling the shots “promo team”
Made a vaccine intervene with a clever scheme, that racism has been wiped clean,
The pipe dream is a different route, exploit human differences and transformed any amount into clout,
So, without a doubt camouflage for the right occasion, throw a couple ‘nades and break they concentration,

Enter the building, uncomfortable Feeling, ads written all over the walls and the ceilings not appealing,
No signs of life or the villains, but there a flight of stairs straight ahead in the dark bone chilling,
Move down the stairs, very cautious, then I overhear the OFFERER in the office; its MAJOR!
Stated that if they don’t find me in the next 5-minutes, Massacre Mic and Sabrina are finished later,
Past major there’s a pad lock door, I found ‘em both, I could hear feet slide on the floor,
already use 2 grenades only got 3 more…Semtex for the lock, flash-bang under the door,

I’m toe-to-toe with the creator, against light sabers, blocking every blast sharper than a razor
By nature, he’s not making mistakes, teleports right behind me, I feel my shields break…
Took Damage and I could hardly respond, no abilities left, and the ENERGY is gone,
Players watch in distress as I push limits to the test while MAJOR moves through all these attempts with such finesse,
Then throws me across the room, throws me by my arms; constant chest punches that cause definite harm.
I collapse to the ground his foot to my stomach; set the record of who is King, and he wasn’t…
I thought it was over and I let everybody down, but then I felt my heartbeat coming now,
The gloves started glowing the shields coming back, took advantage on the ground to relax,
Now back to the match, giving ‘em everything that I had, we started traded blows; then he started getting mad; like wowzers…
“How could you obtain this power I’ve been beating you to a pulp for an hour”
Then it clicked, now that you finally understand, why player one was the perfect name for the plan,
I wasn’t trapped in the game I was trapped from uncovering the person that I am,
I’m the man that will destroy you.

I see the stagger in his stance, it’s my only chance, ki blast to the face, tIme to lay the hands,
Give ‘em the little Mac give em the Ryu, give ‘em a flash kick that frames can’t fight through,
I make a dent, left with a huge bruise, but he was still grinning definitely missing a few screws,
Need a clue? I own the game I decide who’s meant to lose, so give up and cruise,
You thought this was a gimmick? I’m destroying the world and I plan on taking you with it,
Better player, I will admit it…but run as fast you can, starting now you got 5-minutes

--Cut Scene--
I get a message from the Skygodd;
“You gotta make to Rushmore, I’m installing your shoes to now enable the sprint form,
And when the kicks get warm they turn into Liu Kang’s so every spin kick turns to a fire storm”

But they’re both unconscious, I can’t carry them above,
Nothing [but] a thing you can store them in the glove, understand 2 inside keep one glove occupied,
So, you got one glove to keep you alive, I can provide a portal all you need is drive,
I would call fluff for a ride but you gotta through all the Valkyries outside,
Wait I just don't want you to die…

slipgayt

Genre: First Person Shooter
Screen: World Map
Vocalist Resource: Doubletime
Producer Resource: No snares

Come on, I never chose to be forced into hope's end
And know there are doors that don't close when they're opened
They're joking. The golden child? Chosen? All lies
I'm not the best with a vest, just the rest ain't alive

If survival was the plan for a draftee in hell
Why'd they slap me with a scattergun and pocket full of shells?
Dumped three hundred others into bellies hella beasts held
Now these motherfuckers wanna tell me they believe?

Well, I'm not even supposed to be here
No dotted line signed, just a life commandeered
By a rifle point, steered to what they called my career
So yeah, I'd met monsters before the "real" ones appeared
Kinda weird how it wasn't these demons I'd feared

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

What is it even that's making me try to stay alive at this point?
In time we all die but life stopped when I allegedly then became "employed"
Now that authority's destroyed but I'm suck in this horrid abyss
Devoid of a reason to keep on but boredom I guess? Or maybe I'm simply annoyed?

Knee deep in the deadliest voids with enemies coming in infinite waves
Simpler days I'd grown to forget, won't expect a legitimate grave
Surviving for nothing but spite, or something? I might just confess I'm depraved
Enough to make it a game, till ogres and fiends are mistaking my bullets for rain

I mean, it's not like pain affects me after what the government's done
Ripped me out of my home, I never will hold my daughter and son
Beaten down till cold enough that the meat in my ribs came to frost
So we'll see if this hell hath a fury to match but a fraction of rage that I've brought

GOING THROUGH
HELL AND TOO
NUMB NOW TO
C R Y
GOING THROUGH
MOTIONS
TOO READY TO
D I E

BLOODLINE

FPS
final encounter
singing
odd time signature

Singing verse:
Raise those hands high
Think you know what it is
Bring that brass out
If you don’t want to live
Go ahead and fight back
Father’s son after all
Be wary you don’t like that
Sound they make when they fall

Bridge:
Why don’t you pass it down the Bloodline
Try to hide it if you find appeal
It’s all relative whats inside
Prying eyes make it real
Why don’t you pass it down the line
Try to hide it if you feel
It’s relative what’s inside
Prying eyes make it real

Rapping verse:
Quick with the gunplay, slow with the tough talk, I can do this all day
Easier than fish in a barrel funneled down a hallway
All that wit gets you nowhere with hands slower than molasses
Steel launches steel into bodies of assassins
Pull the hammer back then let the hammer drop
Selling one way tickets to go meet with Astaroth
Maybe I could change this if it weren’t for this blood
But the gauntlets been thrown and I picked that gauntlet up

Cutscene:
MC - I thought you were better than this. But I can see I was wrong. I can see now there’s only one way. And I hate to say it, but it’s the way you taught me.

Father/Mentor turned villain - You could have been the best of us, kid. Damn shame you had to go and grow a conscience like that. No matter. I can always have another son

MC - Good for you, I can never have another father, but I can make sure it ends with me

Hook:
Well al this talk about a guiding light
But no one ever speaks of where it leads
Imagine giving up the fight
While there’s blood left to bleed

My Perfect Pixen - The Good Ending

Choose Your Game's Genre - Dating Sim
Choose Your Screen - The Final Encounter (asking out the "Cool Girl")

Equip Your Resources
V SLOT - Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm (to Sing with ease!)
P SLOT - A Stüdderbunk Clock (now, isn’t that an Odd Time Signature!)

V1

Another year, another chance for answers to appear
Are you my someone, are you waiting here?
Don’t leave me floating in your atmosphere

Let me love you, A new light baby maybe we can strike. Flair up this match. And we’ll be burning bright.

Cause when I see you it make my heart beat like…

CHO
La La La…

Skit
Me: ok Stalara you can do this. So what if she’s the most popular girl in school. And who cares if she’s the most beautiful example of the feminine form you’ve ever seen in your life with hair the deep burgundy of red velvet cake and a voice as smooth and delicate as fresh whipped meringue and perfume oh! Perfume that smells like warm honey drizzled over fresh baked peach cobbler so when she walks by…

No! Focus Stalara! You stayed up all night making this baklava for Pixen. See’s going to say yes! Isn’t she?

Chaos is Human

Genre: RPG
Screen: The Final Encounter
V Slot: Zolt Energy Serum
P Slot: A Studderbunk Clock

Background:
Desh is an earth god who thrives on the creativity, spontaneity, and unpredictability of humans. His life force depends on chaos.
Ryako is a sky goddess who thrives on the reason, logic, and practicality that humans can exhibit. Her life force depends on order.
Together, they protect human life, but they don't control or manage human decisions. They are also lovers. Ryako has become disillusioned with humanity's propensity to fall into war and exploitation. She has become obsessed with balance and has determined that the only way to truly achieve balance is to eliminate all human life.
Desh has spent the entire game investigating and battling various forces that have been wiping out massive amounts of human life, only to discover that Ryako is behind the death and destruction.
This final battle is between the two of them; life hangs in the balance.

Sound of footsteps
Desh: Sighs. I was truly hoping I wouldn’t find you here
Ryako: Sinister Laugh. Sorry to disappoint you
Swords drawing

Could’ve sworn that you valued
Creativity
Look we were born into bad news
We ain’t giving these
Thoughts you entertain credence
You hate feeling the
Emotions that come with life
We can't get relief

Stop
They are not
All the monsters you perceive
Constantly
I've only fought
With the hope that you believe

Knocking
Them down's not an
Option
I hope you can see

Human life is beautiful. So choose peace

We had so much love between us now you'd rather cast
it all aside
They are not a cancer to this planet they deserve this life you should
Apologize

Why would You would rather decide to end every bit of life existing
Than to make an effort to resolve the people’s problem systems

And Eliminate their need for any power struggles
don’t just
kill them

Why did you choose to
Betray us all
We swore to protect them. Now you wanna
Slay them all
So I gotta
Get involved
I love you
But protecting life is above you
So I must
Obey my call
And I pray that
I don’t fall
I don't know why you’d do this
You know Chaos is human

Desh: We were lovers. How could you allow yourself to be consumed by such hate?
Ryako: Hmph

We’ve gotta fight if you insist on wiping our people out
Feel like I’ve been lied to cuz you told me not to even doubt
Human capacity to create communities full of peace and now

You say chaos justifies genocide
Oh no

You're telling me to step aside
won't go

Seeing them filled you with such pride
no hope

Now I guess someone here is gonna die
solo

You recall telling me how you loved the way I swung my blade?
Wonder how you feel about it now I'm bout to run your fade
You’re not leaving me too many options. I don’t want this, bae
But human life is doomed if you got your way

You would swear that order’s been disrupted
And that mass murder only would adjust this
You commit to ending life it thrusts me
Into this position where I must be
Violent for the sake of justice

Why did you choose to
Betray us all
Now you wanna
Slay them all

I love you
But I must
Obey my call
And I pray that
I don’t fall

Cuz
Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me

Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me

Sounds of swords clashing. Feet skidding. Panting.

Ryako: Wow. You’re particularly ferocious today, darling. Surprised/mocking laughter. You’re actually angry with me.

Slash. Skid.

Desh: We were created to maintain the balance and order of human life. I thrive from their spontaneity. You from their reason and logic. Now, somehow you’ve conclu--

Ryako: (cuts Desh off) True balance can only be achieved if human life is eliminated. Men ultimately resort to evil, not justice.

Swords clang.

Desh: That’s a lie! How have you become so faithless?! So cynical? You’re gonna kill us All

Ryako: Chuckles. That’s precisely the point, my love. Yaaa!

Swords clang

You recall how it used to be? Cuz I do
We used to protect these lives, or at least try to
I exist to uphold human free will. Unlike you
You're to bring order right back if the chaos rules

For Too long or it causes too many problems
We're here to preserve human life not dissolve it
Your obsession with balance is only gonna cause death
For all of them and for both of us. No it won’t offset

Life simply won’t exist
It’s absurd that you'd rather have emptiness
in this universe where we both live in bliss
Your determination doesn't make any sense

It's heartbreaking that as we battle I'm having to be forgetting
All of the love that was keeping us working on this together
Now every bond that we've ever enjoyed is being severed

Why did you choose to
Betray us all
Now you wanna
Slay them all
I love you
But I must
Obey my call
And I pray that
I don’t fall

Cuz
Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me

Chaos is human
Chaos is human
Why would you do this
You won’t get through me

Desh: I don’t care what it takes. I’ll stop you. You can’t do this
Ryako: Laughs. Only human.

Horse and Carrot

Game Genre = RPG.
Screen = Roll Credits.

Producer challenge: Time Sig (7/4) in the verses / There's not a snare within a hog's ass of this track.
Vocalist challenge: Alliteration and singing.

The battlefield was hit with the scent of sage
She ended the stage in a berserker rage
Red sheen in the seas she sees the corpses on beaches
No more enemies in the scene
Left with the stench of the siege. Torn at the seams.
Her heart, the war drum as it beats.
Breast heaving as the rhythm repeats
Sword swinging machine, incarnate of the beast
Boots bloody, body bruised, blisters bloomin'
She's hummin a tune singing kill all the humans
Take'um all to they tombs. The final fight of the fools.
Drawn like a moth to the light of the moon.
War goddess granting prayers to her troops.
In return for precious raw flesh to consume
Cost of casting black magic is truth
It's eye for an eye and it's tooth for a tooth.

Chorus:
The things they'll do with the promise to level up
Sing songs to praise what the devil does
Who holds the power when the dust settles?
True believers fight each other; test their metals

They said too many men were mauled by marauders
Rest assured she though they all should have been slaughters
Violence got her on high like a flying saucer
She sizing up the world; might be its biggest monster
Maddened and maleficent, destructions favorite daughter
She takes her fill in the name of the father
Push her followers father and farther
Don't matter how many were lost, they becoming her martyrs
Marching for their monarch; kill when her song starts
Bows drawn, arrows flying like lawn darts
Dropping the doom invoked through lost arts
The gods: humanity's oldest con-artists
Congregations contagious, they off to the races
Sick the things they do to gain favor and grace
In return gods become slaves to the taste
Addicted to the wishes of their own creations

Chorus

Codependent Codefendants
No regrets, both at they best
Her sigil carved in their chests
She watch'um carve the hearts out the rest
The lust is in the blood
She wants it caress
Soft and sweet she savors duress from the source
Her hoards swarm in glorious form
Over hills, mountains, valleys and fjords
War flowin like a river that roars
They're fiending for more.
That's only starters she needs the main course
Find a village, stabbin door to door
Through marshes and moors.
She's leading ogres and orcs
No thoughts of remorse
Despairaged kings watch from they carriage
It's all horse and carrot
Send in their fighters and clerics
Until her army leaves leaves them embarrassed
She'll kill all the kings and laugh as they perish
She keeps the power; horse eatin carrots.

HUGE FAT C_CKS

CYBERFUNK2077
VPC 7 - ROUND 2
BIG FAT C*CKS
Deadline: April 24th

SONG PARAMETERS:
GENRE: Role Playing Game
SCREEN: Character Creation

RESOURCES:
V-SLOT: Artificial Air Aroma Adjustment Amulet (Alliteration raps)
P-SLOT: Forbit’s De-Scronkitizer (Chiptune Beat)

QUEST ITEMS:
The Speedrunner’s Bane - The unskippable cutscene between me
The Endless Grinder - Song must loop

[VERSE 1]
Placing painstakingly the marks on my face,
Building the bulk of my build but theres only so many days
Feel I've been fiddling ages finding my skin tone shade,
An hour deep in the game, my screen hasn't even changed,
Bounce around the body tone, suddenly I sit back
Stuck selecting whether to go beer gut or the six pack,
HAving trouble with the hair, go ham or just strip back,
Navel matches the nose though, but not enough lip fat
Crawling to the finish line, finally gonna finish mine,
Find another option that I figured I would never find,
Buried beneath body type and body hair design,
Is a shiny little slider stashed away there all this time,
Penis size - (That's it)
Wow, That's a feature that I never knew I needed,
Its needless, it's not noted in the top 100 features,
Lets lean it to the left and then just see where it leads us

[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[VERSE 2]
Deciding on hair styles, I'm 4 days deep
Taking a second to sleep, no showers in a week,
No room for randomising, randomising is cheap,
Perched at the top of the peak pleased, guess you sow what you reap,
Gunning for greatness when they finally telling the tale,
When I'm finally fit and I'm able, but I think I'm looking too pale,
But I'm thinking none of it matters, finding hte holiest grail,
Cultivating your Crotch, is the only way to prevail,
A barbarians bulge, A wizarding warstaff,
I'm all for the ballbag like the 90's to warcraft,
Fixated on the flaccid fanfare like a wall plaque,
Boosting the bulge giving my character a sore back,
Game starts, guaranteed to watch me with my wee wee out,
Strut around the starter areas you never see a doubt
People screaming, shrieking so unseemly like they seen a mouse
Crowds covered all my exits, quickly better clear them out

[UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE]
ME:
Out the way everyone, I have a big penis, excuse me, big dick coming through, pardon me, excuse me, OH- Sorry, sir, excuse me, I have the biggest dick in the game, I'd like you to let me through
BOSS:
The biggest eh? I think not! *Unzips pants*
ME:
No way... Is this?
BOSS:
The biggest penis, in all the land? Yes! 62 inches, it takes the blood of a fully grown man to power it... It comes with a x4 ACOG sight, three materia slots, an underbarrell flamethrower and built in CD/DVD minidisk player for long car journeys
ME:
Is that a metallic finish?
BOSS:
Chrome!
ME:
You must get so many chicks with this thing
BOSS:
Not a single one, this is literally grotesque and useless, I need scaffolding to get an erection
ME:
This isn't erect? Oh no... Is this a boss fight?

[BRIDGE]
I have found a feature, like I'd never seen before
But always remember to be careful what you're wishing for

[CUTSCENE CONTINUES]
BOSS:
Prepare yourself to be crushed beneath my massive chopper...
BOSS:
This isn't even it's final form!

[CHORUS]
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it better (make it better)
So you better take a second (Take a second)
Or You'll always regret it (You'll regret it)
Make it bigger (make it bigger)
Doesn't always make it badder (that's not a word)
So you better think about it (I've gotta ask, though)
Really what does it matter (what does it matter?)

[OUTRO]
No, he's too strong, I just can't beat his dick, I have to, I have to beat his dick right off, if I don't then I'll die... And I never saved so I'll go right back to the beginning-AHHHH
*8-Bit Explosion and a noise depicting failure*

VR Metascape

RPG End Battle
Alliteration
No Snares

I call your next and final challenge: Gizmoduck Hunt.
In the year 30XX a portal forms in Duckburg and monsters from another dimension start pouring in and killing everybody. The Justice Ducks and the Fearsome Five join forces. Long story blah blah everyone dies except for Gizmoduck. In a last ditch effort to save the world, he uses the power from his suit to supercharge a nuclear generator and fly it into the portal on a suicide run right before it blows up, thus sealing the portal. Unbeknownst to him, a bunch of science bullshit happens when nuclear energy, dimensional portals and power armor mix or whatever and he ends up being shot through to the Earth dimension but he’s all fucked up. He becomes a mindless nuclear powered monster that destroys half of North America before migrating down to the Andes mountains and hiding out in some cave half aware of who he is. In this game your character's name is Zapper, an elite member of the Nterdimensional Exterminator Squad, N E S for short, sent to either capture and find a cure for our unfortunate fowl hero… Or bring him… down hahaha (get it). Begin!
-------------------------------------------------

VERSE
I got my orange armor aura on a solid steel suit
Long leg length locks with the ruby red roots lotsa
Legendary loot with the black and bronze boots I’mma
Officer assigned to off a bonafide oops

On a mountaintop moonlit brisk breeze dude I’m
Bout to duel with grunts and his bill got bumps,
Looking like the folks from the hill homes jumps
With his left leg rolls with his right side armor

All gone from his leg to his eye I see him
kick push From the corner of my blind side my my
nice try tricky took a stance with the lava lance
Launched him in the air, didn’t care, he’s prepared

His Propellor popped out and his fingers flung flares
I was shot in the shoulder so I dove behind boulders
Then I Flipped then I gotta grip quick with the water whip
His Bottom lip I yanked so he sank and his throttle quit

--16--

Current comes crackle back two hits fuse quit
Backup Power pack bout to have itself a fit
So I feign right Four flips forward then I gain height,
Airing acid arrow ammo out, like a Amazon

He took a few hits now almost all his armors gone
Da da da hope, hey hes on the ropes nope, ahhhhhhhh
He shot a rocket, too fast to block, knocked my
armor aura off, Solar shield outta pocket

shoulder out the socket, pop it back double dash
Then he asked how I feel, I stopped in my tracks as
the cracks start to heal Hell naw got my bell rocked
Head hammer head boom boom block boom block

Welcome to my doom Not nada nunca negative
Ive always been competitive his pattern was repetitive
I heard he was a hero so I felt I had to let him live
I sliced through his solenoids and stuck em with a sedative

--

The Kobayashi Alternative II

Game Genre
Point & Click Role Playing Game

The Kobayashi Alternative II is a followup to the 1985 release “The Kobayashi Alternative” and was released in 1997 by Interplay for Microsoft Windows and MacOS. In the game, the player navigates life through Starfleet Academy as they participate in simulated deep space missions. As the player works on the simulator, they discover that the AI in the computer has become sentient - yet unaware that the scenario it plays out over and over again with a different crew each time is not real.

Screen Choice
The Final Encounter

As the simulator responsible for running the Kobayashi Maru is discovered to be sentient, a cutscene plays just as the player needs to decide their next step.

V Slot (giggity): Ph’th’kuh’s Throat Balm
P Slot (also giggity): The Bear Hammock 29-F

Lyrics
I’ve seen so many die
that I wonder if the humans even know they’re alive
All over who it is that owns this part of the sky
It’ll never compute no matter how many times I try

Cutscene Script (or at least close)

Cadet Hall’s Log 9652.6: I’ve been working with Commander Checkov putting some extra time in, helping maintain the simulator. It’s quite an honor to be working with such a decorated Starfleet officer but he can be confusing sometimes

[insert “load old missions”]

Me: Yessir, but...aren’t those really old missions?

[insert “wussian wisdom”]

Me: You’ve got a singular wit, Commander I’ll get right on it

Cadet’s Log, Addendum: While working on the data transfer project for the commander, I noticed that there were some strange pathways being formed in the simulator’s artificial intelligence circuits so I called in my friend David from the scien to help

[insert convo w/David and Chekov]

Me: Wait, what are these? Are these decision making algorithms identifying that the crew of the Kobayashi Maru are living beings? Commander Chekov...I think the simulator might be alive

Enter The Leviathan

Game Genre: RPG
Screen: The Final Encounter
Resources:
V Slot: Ph'th'kuh's Throat Balm (Singing!)
P Slot: The Bear Hammock 29-F (I used 9 different sword samples and did a variation in terms of timing [not just 2 and 4 counts])

ENTER THE LEVIATHAN:

Cut Scene - Beginning
* Siren: (Laughing) - You said you wanted more didn't you?! Well my dear, patience is a virtue.
Hero: Your eyes betray you siren, I see in them the same fear that every person sees before you drag them to these depths. My fate shall be different.

Verse 0.5:
Feeding the sounds of silence, this kind of kindness is mindless
Down here existence is timeless, you'll have it down to a science
Open those eyelids, tonight you'll dance with the Siren
Our love will guide us, your souls are priceless, let's explore those vices

In a crisis like Isis, I'll transform into a perfect likeness
Like a virus inside us I'll consume your crude defiance
My guidance will be your reliance through all the bias
I'm not Midas in the sightless, but I will get you all to riot!!!

Bridge:
Drown thy love in blood; the price I pay // We'll play this neverending game
Consume thy heart, the art of our ballet // Your souls, my prey, you will obey

Verse 1 / Singing Underlay:
You want it, I got it, Come and get it, you won't regret it
I must admit; there is no greater bliss, once you submit
You'll find peace deep within my abyss
Release this beast sealed with a kiss
* Lore the lord a shore, distort his sight tonight; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
You won't quit it, You gotta have it, you'll never get it
Once you permit it, you can't resist it, I'll be thy witness
Transmit your frivolous forgiveness in this stillness
For you will drown in your soul's grimness
* Cast away the pain, ignite this sacrifice; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
A love you can't fake
A pain you can't shake
A dream you can't wake
A life I will take
A will I will break
I am your mistake
* No escape from fate, Your crown I will surround; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
A hatred I will turn
A cure I will learn
A truth I will yearn
A death you can't earn
A foe you can't burn
I am your concern
* Reign this soul's domain, torn and left forlorn; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS

Inner Monologue:
Thirteen have fallen to this One.
I didn't know what I'd become!
I was only here for fun!
It is you who has chosen this fate to succumb.

Verse 1.5 / Singing Underlay:
I've done nothing wrong
I'll help you grow strong
You're where you belong
Your life I'll prolong
Our love will live on
Give into my song
* Forge the light at night, I see the stars align; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS
My power grows strong
you've done nothing wrong
This pain I'll prolong
I'm where you belong
Give into my song
You want more, c'mon!!
* Born to bear this tome, I've chosen fate to endure; I WANT YOU TO FEEL THIS

Cut Scene - End
* Hero - This isn't what I wanted! This ends here!!!
* (SirenSeraph) - Crying which slowly turns into laughter

Dance in the Darkness

We chose to do a boss Battle inspired by the confrontation with Shaelob from Lord of the Rings, Return of the King

We also did it as a troll of the concept, 1up Funk is commisioned to write the ending of the new 1up Funk Game
and instead we wont shut up about LOTR

Hookshot chose to use the Chiptune elements in his Beat:
HookShot adds a new element to the composition, every 4 bars as traditional VGM would

Bobby chose to use the Aliteration Aumlet which is evidenced
Bobby also used singing and doubletime, but feels the aliteration was the focus

SKIT

Sam Whitehead: Gentlemen Please, sit down. Sam Whitehead Came Corp CEO. Now, as you know weve given you full reign to write the end fight scene of this game

Hook Shot: Whoa Whoa Whoa, your NAME is SAMWISE? Like from Lord of the Rings

Bobby Arson: Dude, I know

HS: Dude

SW: No my name is just Sam

HS: Dude we should like totally do a Lord of the Rings Thing

SW: No, we can't get the rights

BA: Fuck Yeah dude, Were totally doing a Lord of the Rings Thing!

INTRO

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score.
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

X2

VERSE

Well we were a wizard and a warrior well worn with wearyness
were in this waking wicked evil in this wilderness
wandering while we watch whispers walk in whisps
while arachnid witches wound up out of the where the wind whips

animalistic with an acrobatic acumen
ansilary amateurs after her abdomen
all arrows knocked all alchemy on afterburn
attacking adolescent ankle biters
Fucking Amateurs!

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

SKIT

Bobby Arson: Yeah dude like Shaelob but like shes like a Hip Hop Spider like wearing Reeboks and Shit

Hook Shot: Yeah yeah!

Sam Whitehead: No No, were not doing a Lord of the Rings Thing

HS: Yeah like damn ahoooo *beatbox noise

SW: Weve been over this

Bobby: Yeah, we have been over this, its almost like... we've, been here before

SW: NO

HS: "that's because we have Sam

SW: NO!

HS: were going in circles"

SW: NO, BLIMEY GOD BLASTED . . .

REPRISE

Back once again like we've been here before
On the path of the villain come to settle the score.
Everything is Ciclicle, Every bit is visceral
Lessons get imprinted into the visual

VERSE

Bobby the beaten broken barbarian
better build brazen backbone thats big enough to bury her
bitter when I conjur a combustible caucaophony
closed off to the cold coffin the boss offered me

Hooky heaves his halberd whole hog at Shaelob
She sobs as she gets speared into a shishkabob
she crawls back in the abyss ceasing to exist
we get the exp, then repeat it

PRE CHORUS

raging at a spider feeling fully fueled by fire
as we travel through the pire felling creatures using Ire
as a method to inspire transformation to a higher
form of being so we can achieve the credits we desire cuz

CHORUS

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

8 legs dance in the darkness
2 hearts stand for the light
1 shot take down a heartless
1 up we live for the fight

Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks toxic knee socks and Reboks
Shaelob she stalks beneath the sheer rocks
She rocks 8 knee socks, and eats hot shots

Beyond Reach

Challenges accepted:
Vocals - (double time - Zolt Energy Serum)
Producer - (no snares in the beat - The Bear Hammock 29-F)

Game genre: Dating Sim
Screen: The Final Encounter

ADDITIONAL NOTE: The production actually does sample the actual dating game show the past decades in the 60s, 70s, and 80s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=610TxzMyw_o

V: Oh, here we have it, the final encounter. This is a tough one, to be sure. Many have tried, all have failed so far, but maybe this is the one.
A: It's a challenge, for sure, but we have a challenger.
V: Oh, a true player. Let's see how it goes.
A: Round one. Shoot your shot!

I'm the final boss of the dating sim.
There's no way to win, 'cause I can't take a hint.
You're gonna fail and then you'll wanna play again
Your loss, take it in, let the games begin.
I've got all my defenses up,
all tensed up and my comprehension tends to suck.
Try to bend your luck with charms and methods of
seduction, but we all know where you're ending up.
Zone of friendship? What? No, twit, that's a prize.
You're going home alone. Big fat surprise.
Like Macaulay Culkin, without supplies.
Always sulking, rip out your eyes
if you don't wanna see the blank stare on my face
as I dismiss your compliments as having terrible taste.
I've had my fair share of dates, so I'm set, except
I only found out in retrospect. (That's what that was?)

V: Oh, you hate to see it, folks. Striking out in the first round.
A: Well, let's see if there's any bouncing back from this.
V: It is not looking too good right now, but it ain't over yet.
A: Round two. Make your move!

You know you'll be ill at ease, I don't show
vulnerabilities. You've honed your skills, increased
your ammo as sociable charmer,
but cupid's arrows ricochet off my emotional armor.
And my heart doesn't glow, so it's harder to get to.
You try to connect, I'm just not gonna let you.
With all the respect due, every romance Lothario
measures on a scale from no chance to very low,
no matter the scenario, even with careful listening,
say you're getting hot, I'll hit the air conditioning.
It's not your whispering nor a matter of discipline.
I simply miss the gist of what it is you're propositioning.
Not a single inkling. I just stare into space,
unaware of infatuation you wear on your face.
I've had my fair share of dates and before I left
there wasn't one who wasn't bored to death.

V: Ooooh! That's gotta hurt! Advances went right over the head *and* were countered with absolute tedium.
A: This is a disaster, folks, and after so many successes.
V: Well, there is one more round, so maybe not all is lost.
A: Round three. Date!

I'm like talking to a brick wall,
mindless conversations.
A human bottle of rohypnol,
minus connotations
When we're walking through a strip mall,
I'll exhaust your patience.
What I'm saying's I'm an awful date,
and you're gonna wanna escape from the jaws of fate
before it all too late. They're already agape,
frothing and starting to oscillate.
Being my lawful mate is not so great,
like a box of defrosted flakes.
To get dad jokes like that for the rest of your life
put me in a dress that is white and address me as wife.
I've had my fair share of dates on repeat, the same
every time 'cause no one's beat the game.

A: Oh no, I think that's game over, folks.
V: It sure is. The only way to move forward now is to start over from the last checkpoint at the beginning of the encounter.
A: Press any key before the end of the countdown. 3...2...1...

Death to 2020

Death to Twenty-20

This year was a lineup of suspects, we cannot deny there was much stress, as much as we tried, we were subjects, they locked us inside and decided no justice, some took it, some others were disgusted, but mentally busted, our leaders distrusted, jobs that we had for years, vacated, pandemic, they stated, rich people, placated, blame all them bastards cause they made it, swimming in death, we would suffer while they skated, took all our money and they played it, all of our livelihoods, they went and waylaid it

That's right, they waylaid it...
Covid, the handwash, the masks, they stay hated..
Here's a dollar fool, here, here's your stimulus, stupid ass dummy, can't believe you really deal with this, fake news, ima go and throw a hissy fit, Karen, when she walk into a store, it's illigitimite, oh no, what the fuck, are you illiterate, lockdowns longer, we don't care that y'all was innocent, hey fuck y'all, cops they wanna kill you, pin you to the ground, so don't expect to take your luck far, still you, wanna take your chance and let them fill you, semiautomatic, that'll drop and make you suck tar, get struck hard, it's a mass shooting, Asian people suffer cause a orange fuckin mutant, bloviated bastard, told the Asians it was they fault, someone's little granny in the street, they wanna A-ssault, my god, what's the country really coming to, scary ass future, what the hell the people gonna do, all around the world, wondering what we're succumbing to, nothing you can do, til ya smash the system running you...

Smash the system running you
That's right
smash the system running you
My god, what the hell the country coming to
Nothing you can do, til you smash the system running you