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VPC6: ROUND 1 – DON’T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS


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Challenge:

It goes without saying that wordplay is one of the fundamental aspects of rap music. Rappers from Slick Rick to Kodak Black turn phrases on their head to alter meaning and elevate their words from rhythmic rhymes to pure poetry. You know what other medium relies on wordplay? Memes. Round One’s challenge for VPC6 is to create a song about memes – whether they’re ancient memes from the dawn of the social media era to some weird, edgy stuff to the surreal to the wholesome, memes are the topic of the round. The challenges, however, are as follows:

Vocalists, your round one challenge, in addition to writing a song about a meme or memes, is to make like a meme and work in at least four unique double entendres into your song. What’s a double entendre? It’s a word of phrase open to two interpretations, one of which might be risque or indecent. Get saucy with it.

Producers, your round one challenge is to sample a viral video on the track. It can correspond to the meme your vocalist chooses, or not!

R1 Participant Entries:

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    01. Leeroy Jenkins
    1up Funk

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    Chorus:

    Good things come to those that wait
    But we take it
    Guns blazing Leeroy Jenkins

    1up on the grind
    So the times never wasted
    Guns blazing Leeroy Jenkins

    Verse 1:

    One does not simply stumble into greatness
    You want to open more doors, the key is just to take it
    Guns blazing Leeroy Jenkins
    A wave with no apex, you know I’m never breaking

    I don’t always kick raps like I’m Vader in the booth
    Oh wait, I do I’m leaving craters on the moon
    So you better make room Venomous when I talk sick
    Awe Shit, Slick, when I knock em out the box Rick

    1up is my boss so I’m never running late like
    “Yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Sunday”
    No napping, taking action like I’m Bilbo Baggins
    We make all the videos and slay our own dragons

    Not finna find a fan base waiting on your doorstep
    Not the droids you’re looking for, don’t try to force it
    Of course Hook Shot is the Chewbacca to my Solo
    We’re giving you a Link to get em hooked like Miyamoto

    Chorus:

    Good things come to those that wait
    But we take it
    Guns blazing Leeroy Jenkins

    1up on the grind
    So the times never wasted
    Guns blazing Leeroy Jenkins

    Verse 2:

    Growing up I had to learn my lessons all the wrong way
    Life is what you make it so were not taking the long way
    I’m bolting on a track, and leaving you behind
    Sonic couldn’t match my pace, change my mind

    The game is pay to play, regardless what you put in
    Like old Jell-o in the fridge, it’s a little off putting (pudding)
    No manager no sponsorship no air time afforded
    Everything you see from us we crafted and recorded

    It used to be a struggle just to get the song running
    Like brace yourself, the studio bill is coming
    Every day defeated like jogging with a strong cramp
    It would just be easier to take the exit off ramp

    But we never veer were sticking to the main street
    Soon enough you’ll hear our nerdy raps up in the main stream
    Now we’ve got so much on deck were giving it away for free
    Like you get a beat, and you get a beat, and
    everybody gets a new Hook Shot beat

    Chorus:

    Good things come to those that wait
    But we take it
    Guns blazing Leeroy Jenkins

    1up on the grind
    So the times never wasted
    Guns blazing Leeroy Jenkins

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    Beaker:
    1up funk is going to be a contender and this round 1 track is proof of it. I was looking forward to this team. Beat is solid as fuck, great sampling and mixing. Im super happy with this beat, great intro and that first drop in to v1 is catchy af too. This is a great track to start with but also sets the bar pretty high – plus the alphabet is working against the other teams, serving this scrumptious bite as the first appetizer. Other teams take notes – also bonus love to the capable scratchwork. The challenge here was creative wordplay and double entandres – plentiful in this offering.
    beat: 8
    raps: 8
    challenge: 7
    avg: 7.75

    MC Lars: 7
    Rap and beat are awesome, like the back and forth – intro sample runs a bit long. Bass line is awesome.

    Richie: 8
    very well produced. Enjoyed the scratches, and the choice of samples. Vocalist did very well with this song. Love the Oprah reference at the end of the second verse.

    Rob: 7
    (I’m a) sucker for hip hop beat with a flute loop

    Public: 7.25






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    01. Popozao
    1337 G33K B33F

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    1337 G33K B33F – Popozao
    Hello there
    Ya know me it’s Beef with the good hair
    Hanging with smoothies and ostriches
    while you’re all pondering “what have I got there?”
    Hoping for something that lasts
    I just hope that you know your place because you’re trash
    Pin me in 3 well you ain’t got the Chance
    I’ve been up on this shit before hamsters could dance
    Def’er than Airpods
    Wrestle with mad plots
    Posting the screenshots
    Most of em be frogs
    Smirk at the faceswaps
    Sipping on Clorox
    Here when the bass drops
    Hamsters get mad props
    Cuddly heartthrobs
    Posing in teapots
    Chiller than Spongebob
    Eat the whole scene up
    Failing nonstop
    Post and ya get blocked
    Peek at you, not shocked
    Don’t quit your day job

    DANK (x9)

    Hit you with something you won’t forget
    sub in the groupchat, ya BOTTOM TEXT
    slapping so far when we whammy the bar
    A Flamenco guitar doing more with Les
    Solutions I gather em
    You know that modern problems need a modern one
    17 copies of me, all about age of three
    chill in Area 51
    Whatever it takes
    Not very Deep when you fall for these Fakes
    Feeling yourself more than if Dowton Abby’s Mr. Bates was secretly owning some slaves
    I’m having my fun cause it’s number one
    Dreaming of sleep till I’m Kabi-gone
    Your raps they remind me of Billy Gunn
    Indefensible just like a Naruto run

    DANK (x9)

    scream when the meme hot
    save you a screenshot
    chop with a mean crop
    launch like a slingshot
    Rave in the dope spot
    Pray that it don’t flop
    Stay with a known alt
    Front page and don’t drop
    Got you a thumbs up
    Chest out and nose up
    Right where ya post up
    Spill all the gossip
    Space for the process
    Jam out the progress
    Here with the monsters
    Filling your rosters
    ain’t nobody cares where you been
    I see this as an absolute win
    I’m Roy thinking about hitting the Jim
    Like Rosie and Finn
    Never do that again
    jpeg or gif, you could make it a video
    Transcending media, ya seeing through the radio
    premeditate the fire, roasting in the studio
    Arson in the stereo
    Cool motive, still murder though

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    Beaker:
    Second up to bat are a pair of nerdcore royalty – tanner is a banging producer and beefy is, well hes fuckin beefy. (we took second overall in a vpc a while back nbd js). My complaints here are thin but hear me out – tanner likes his high ends. I do not. The beat can almost feel sharp at high volumes and I want this at high volumes. I had to drop the trbl in the car and boost the subs to fully fuck with this but it was worth it.
    beat: 7
    raps: 8
    challenge: 8
    avg: 7.75

    MC Lars: 10
    Amazing flow, amazing beat, great hook – an awesome song that could be a classic.

    Richie: 8.5
    That beat SLAPS, and the vocalist did it justice with a variety of flows and cadences. The Office references are always welcomed.

    Rob: 7
    fast rhyming gotta read lyrics but I liked it

    Public: 7.75






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    01. FTS
    Anti Hero

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    I got no fuckin sleep tryna nurse this hangover
    my tempers gettin bolder then this monkey on my shoulder
    wanna run my boss over, what the fuck was he thinkin
    I’m a angry Puerto Rican and he called me on the weekend

    *I spent all night sleepin, I know my breath is reekin ( Sleepin, unaware of the current situation) (reekin, repeating and reiterating Rican as synonymous with poppin off at the mouth)
    3 sheets to the hurricane and its the busy season
    they got me displeased and Im lookin a reason
    to let anger start releasin and transform into a heathen

    Packin boxes up of sneakers, when they called me for some hangers
    this cashier is in danger, damn I wanna hang her
    bang her head against the counter till it’s flat as toilet paper
    ain’t gon’ feel no guilt about it, her fat ass was a hater

    *for all these other slackers, the other mother frackers (slackers. as in lazy fuckers, or slack wearing employs aka management) (frackers UK slang for fuck, or resource suckers)
    *they can fuck themselves I’m mad as hell and bout to close this chapter (fuck themselves as in disturb their own personal situations, or literally perform self satisfaction) (close this chapter, also meaning that particular store location, as well as a turning point in my life in addition to the story I’m telling)
    they can take this fuckin job and they can shove it where the stick has been
    I’m sick of them, and here’s a fuckin message for the management

    It’s what the hulk turns to when he gets real mad
    the taste of your cigarette on your last drag
    *the salt in your tears when you start to feel sad ( salt & tears, the jealousy in your complaints)
    or a result of 12 beers and 9 lortabs

    the dude who calls next on the blob vs juggernaut
    or like a lewd concept like your Moms and brother fucked
    well I’m the lube and contraceptive or…fuck you very much
    that stale broke shit when you just copped a dutch

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    Beaker:
    Crayondroids did this so im a little partial to the source. This beat is give and take for me – it sounds like something you could get out of an automated process – quantized hard with tight loops. Bars are dope I dig the flow but I don’t recognize the artists by voice… feels like I should tho because these bars are… idk what these bars are its almost Eminem in way, like shocking and violent, but not as good.
    beat: 5
    raps: 6
    challenge: 7
    avg: 6

    MC Lars: 7
    Like the melody, but chorus feels it could be a bit more naturally integrated – staccato vibe throws off the groove slightly. Guitar groove is dope.

    Richie: 8
    Singing this hook every time I leave the office. Very catchy. Production was solid as well. My favorite car growing up was an IROC Camaro, so I felt that bar.

    Rob:6
    short and sweet maybe it will grow on me

    Public: 5.75






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    01. $mash Account
    Bleak n' Mild

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    ..Things seem bleak- stress from the world tryna impact me
    Exploited by our economy- surrounded by this negativity
    Follow my lead- got what you need- imma start a sex cult fueld by memes-
    Feel so complete- non obsolete- lifes so much better when you get on your knees 
    …And I can be your chancellor- palpatine dreams- but i’m more like a councillor  (ooh)
    -Ya i been bout it- but- finna get into some carnal encounters like (uh)
    -know what it does- she feelin’ blessed when I’m speaking in tongues  
    Imma apostle- apostate- forged by the fire I worship desires and fun…
    …Take a leaf from Baccus- forest orgies cause we fuckin’ problems
    Might get raucous- ain’t no stoppin’-only thing to do when we’re out of options 
    Eat- nap- fuck till we lie in coffins- bleak and mild niggas yea we brought some arimes
    Storm your office- we’re not sorry- we don’t need you boys like- lesbionist
    (Chorus/interlude)
    Conversate- I might watch at wait- levitate I can reach a higher state 
    Aye Lets get it on like Marvin Gaye- I get all the cheeks like that aunt you hate 
    Hate to say- no time for fakes- scooby gang- yea we here to raise the stakes
    Put it on my muufuckin’ epithet- we just Tryna Eat the cake like antoinette 
    Misguided at best- these zombie niggas get left for dead- rapturous its the last of us-
    Bet muh dick stay up like Lazirus
    -Imma Sheppard of a mad herd- and its always tea time- swagged up like the hatter
    Can’t nobody get in without the password- and I beat the pussy up like Bad Bird
    I dunno- thats pretty cvlt  Mountain dew- yall wanna pass me the cup
    Gets mad love in my Kool-aid club- Hate life? word- nigga join my church
    -Vegan tacos for for brunch- almond milk frappuccinos Starbucks-
    Ya we turn up- like We gives no fucks- best part is that they can’t tax us X2

    double entendres used-
    Life’s so much better when you get on your knees”- much of this song contains allusions to
    Christian mythology as well as references to the Classical Greek cult of Dionysus. Since I’m
    alluding to religion- life is better when you’re on your knees (subjects are kneeling
    In prayer) as well as (subjects are performing oral sex or assuming the position for doggy style)

    “know what it does- she feelin’ blessed when I’m speaking in tongues”- In keeping with the
    religious themes- speaking in tongues is a double reference to (the mysteries of Pentecost) as
    well as (cunnilingus)

    “Take a leaf from Baccus- forest orgies cause we fuckin’ problems”- the carnal activities
    described in this song are proposed to be a response to the bleakness of every day life in post
    capitalist America- “were fuckin problems” can mean (were acting like degenerates) and at the
    same time (we’re literally attempting to fuck our problems away instead of organizing or lobbying)

    “Put it on my muufuckin’ epithet- we just Tryna Eat the cake like antoinette“ A reference to Mary
    Antoinette’s famous alleged line “let them eat cake” as an inadequate answer to what shall the
    poor eat as cake isn’t actually solid or nutritious for most people. In this song I have it as a
    reference to eating cake (money) as In seeking wealth for wealths sake instead of something
    more substantial as well as eating (ass) which while delicious isn’t very filling- it becomes a triple
    entendre when you consider that historians are now saying
    That Mary Antoinette never actually said
    The line which would imply a third meaning of ingesting falsehoods and empty ideas and rhetoric.

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    Beaker:
    his mixing on this is harsh from the get go like no mastering at all so take that job seriously in round 2 fam. Bars are very solid, just trying to deliver from behind a big ol wall of mediocre nerdcore. Ive got high hopes for this team so start tightening up the engineering side of the process and lets see what happens.
    beat: 4
    raps: 7
    challenge: 6
    avg: 5.75

    MC Lars: 6
    Love the Kendric vibe, but I think the flow is a little off-kilter and loses me at times. Great punchlines though, and aweosme energy.

    Richie: 7.5
    lyrics rich with metaphors, I’m definitely a fan. Love the beat. Wasn’t too into the effects on the vocals after the 2:35 mark.

    Rob:7
    casual rapping style is cool to me. chill vibe beat. Not familiiar with meme but its all good I like it

    Public: 5.25






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    01. Baking Problem (Soggy Bottom mix)
    DAPPERSAURUS

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    Get baked, taste her cakes, display some piping on’um
    Watch the icing drip, drip down to a puddle at the soggy bottom
    She’s stroking my bottle, its cool, I got a coozie on it.
    Rappers saying they the shit but they just dropping booty content
    Got an eye out for the prize, can’t get it back in the socket
    Prepared for the judging Dappersaurus back on the docket
    Eat this round with tea and a side of metaphors.
    Like I eat a flower while she’s down on all petit-fours.

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    Love sweet cream and some fondant. I got a baking problem.
    Just gotta get up on it. I got a baking problem.
    I got a thing for mixers. I got a baking problem
    See an egg and I beat it. I got a baking problem
    Let’s make some spotted dick. I got a baking problem
    To dip in her sodgy suet. I got a baking problem
    Made a pasty on top of cupcakes. I got a baking problem
    Even love a soggy bottom. I got a baking problem

    Verse 2:

    A lot people gotta cheat to rise using bisquick
    But baby know I wanna frost your organic biscuits
    The choux’s gotta fit of course or you’ll meet de-feet.
    In fact, its gonna get harder, brought some meaty treats
    Up in the larder, eat like a greedy beast
    I’m saying that dough needs needing
    so prove yourself and we can feast
    Her cherry pies so nice and tart
    Stab my knife into the heart
    To get a slice, it don’t fall a part
    Frost that inside like a Mallomar.

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    Love sweet cream and some fondant. I got a baking problem.
    Just gotta get up on it. I got a baking problem.
    I got a thing for mixers. I got a baking problem
    See an egg and beat it. I got a baking problem
    makin some spotted dick. I got a baking problem
    dip in her sodgy suet. I got a baking problem
    Made pasties for your cupcakes. I got a baking problem
    Even love a soggy bottom. I got a baking problem

    Time to show’um all the showstopper
    Her sweet buns been whipped, creamed, steamed
    stuffed full of filling and bursting at the seams
    Holding back the screams, clothes are off like its food wars
    Hit it from the front and the back, meal is two course.
    This is food porn grab it by the horns of plenty
    You can whip it up in the kitchen any time you’re ready.
    Get crazy, coat them buns with some funfetti
    Bake it all night until that bread becomes unleavened.

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    Beaker:
    Dappersaurus swings in on that radio scan shit. Idk if I feel old or not – that gbbs cut is legit all things considered. The actual beat is solid. Super fuckin solid. Raps also tight as fuck and the double e’s drop in the very. First. Bar. This is how you tackle a VPC challenge. A great beat, great raps, build in those elements and soak in flavor. This is a top tier VPC track and a straight contender for the compilation. P get a little risky with your composition – don’t be afraid to dope the beat and let your V shine on those punches.
    beat: 9
    raps: 9
    challenge: 10
    avg: 9.25

    MC Lars: 5
    Great energy, but I think with a trap style beat, it could benefit from quicker rapping. Vocal tone could have more variation.
    Richie: 7.5
    naughty food punchlines are the best punchlines. You can make an entire children’s sex ed segment with that bottles and cookies line. Felt like the (dope) beat overpowers the vocals at some points, but otherwise, a solid entry.

    Rob:6
    pitchy vocals but funny shit so I forgive. Baking problem haha

    Public: 7






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    01. Blueblood
    Disstopia

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    The climate’s wrecked, don’t check the cause
    Now I who’s up next? It’s decapods!
    Beach party yo, world up for grabs
    Check down below, we got a case of crabs
    We’re ravin in the froth
    Eight legs, two claws wave ‘em back and forth
    Close counts tonight, kill plans you made
    We got horseshoe crabs and hand grenades
    I’m plated up, this pitcher’s mine
    Eyes in the front, pincher behind
    And grind two claws to grab that
    Caught your number, I’ll text you crab facts
    Get down in the sand? well pal I warn ya
    Don’t trip or you’ll roll like California
    Just grab two crabs and make a sandwich
    Then hit the weak spot for massive damage

    I know we did wrong
    But still you live on
    When all this is gone
    Still you live on

    Hey! Hey! Follow me down to the water and
    Go! Go! Under the waves to the bottom
    The Anthropocene fades away
    Into a blue world
    Fight! Fight! For what you feel in the moment now
    Live in a day when it’s real
    The Anthropocene falls away
    Leaving the Bluebloods

    Movin up to arrive in dry dock
    Can’t groove enough, just try the sidewalk
    The moon is up, gonna dance til morning
    When fuel erupts, you get a Cancer warning
    Ten to one that’s handy odds
    I slay all night, I’m sandy claws
    Just spin the beat that compelled the nice raps
    Bring the heat til we melt the ice caps
    The promise may be foolish but we still envision trying it
    Call us baby boomers cuz we’re killing this environment

    We fade into night (carbon sequestration, scientific hatin’)
    We wasted our life (climate alteration, mass annihilation)

    Hey! Hey! Follow me down to the water and
    Go! Go! Under the waves to the bottom
    The Anthropocene fades away
    Into a blue world
    Fight! Fight! For what you feel in the moment now
    Live in a day when it’s real
    The Anthropocene falls away
    And no human beings found their way
    The end of the world is a brand new day
    Leaving the Bluebloods

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    Beaker:
    Disstopia – returning threats from VPCs past and you can see why. 117 is a monster – some would say… INHUMAN (see what I did there). I absolutely LOVE the technical work on this track. Flex has put on an extra credit course in mixing and mastering a fun pop track and folded in some tech everyone in the VPC can benefit from. Also Lex is ass – this bass is funky as heck. Also this is a good example of tight word play without defaulting to sexual innuendo to hit the challenge parameters. Nice.
    beat: 9
    raps: 7
    challenge: 7
    avg: 7.75

    MC Lars: 8
    Love the groove and huge chorus, very catchy and well produced jam.
    Richie: 8
    this song makes me want to do drugs and hit a rave. The entendres in this song were subtle and clever, which I really enjoyed. I’m plated up, this pitcher’s mine, for example… I see y’all. Production was solid.

    Rob:6
    tough choice to rap on. did a good job. i like when a song has many parts. haha is this the one Lex Lingo said the stuff about the Seinfeld bass ?? hahaha its all I can think about now.

    Public: 7.25






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    01. Is This Real Life
    DJ John Acosta + Tanjint Wiggy

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    (Chorus)Heard you like memes here’s some memes for your meme
    So many memes in my dreams I don’t know what to believe
    They say reality is what reality be
    So take a second just to question what it is actually

    heard you like memes here’s some memes for your memes
    So many memes in my dreams I don’t know what to believe
    Reality is what reality be
    So take a second just to question *is this real life*

    Don’t act so shocked like Pikachu mouth all agape
    Just avoid bad animal puns like memes with Severus Snape
    They say I’m clever but I’d rather be happy instead
    Or maybe smart like a dark dude tapping his head
    Leftists mad at other lefties Spider-Man and his clone
    Mr. Krabs room spinnin’ man leave him alone
    he’s got a question Like Cartman wonders when will we respect him
    When you do hit my line like you was BBQ Becky

    *sample of David After Dentist: K now, k now, k now – is this real life?*

    (Chorus)
    I’m like a squirrel in a carriage Wiggy Woo a stud muffin
    Riding dirty from the back itchin’ for the nut button
    It’s Fall, Call me Bobby Drake cause winter is coming
    Tanjint Wiggy Woo DJ John Acosta production
    Siri can you hear me Google “nut button template”
    I’m rarely making jokes about my nuts but that felt great
    I’m like the dude with his girl looking at the other girl
    Second girl is Velma the first one is the redhead from Underworld
    *sample of David After Dentist: K now, k now, k now – is this real life?*

    (Chorus)

    I don’t Runaway from problems, I figure in the Gibborim
    But if Hermione goes to bed, can a word wizard Slytherin?
    Lactose intolerant bubble Tauntaun spray
    That’s a drink at the Edge – another double entendre
    I’m like that old blonde lady next to math equations
    Hard to keep up with dimensions and a universe n stages
    I don’t trust my eyes, this brave new world is hard to believe
    A mind out of time like old economy Steve
    I got a question

    *sample of David After Dentist: K now, k now, k now – is this real life?*

    (Chorus)

    Missile in the hoopty said “do we have a problem?”
    Sand in Tatooine deserts leavin’ Young Skywalker bothered
    One doesn’t simply walk up into mordor
    Four score ago bookstores was brick and mortars
    What about second breakfast asked to Merry from Pippin
    I ask a similar question when I’m starin’ at women
    And there is my entendre rapper death by flambe
    “Why would you do this!?” homie, word to Eric Andre
    *sample of David After Dentist: K now, k now, k now – is this real life?*

    (Chorus)

    On my Gob Bluth, she makes my banana stand
    Vapes have become contraband courtesy of tiny hands
    Wrapped around his eggplant, man that’s what she said
    Saturday with the Boys on a White Claw weekend
    I like turtles n doin hoodrat things with my friends
    I got 99 problems and a moment of zen
    My services on call, i’m begging come on y’all
    Reality cracking it’s happening man that’s Ron Paul

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    Beaker:
    Is this real life? So this intro – had a lot of potential but if you go dry humor you better drop a fuckin face melter and you did not. Even a little more bass behind that drone to up the energy on the first verse would have given this the little punch it needed to feel like the song had actually started. Hook is major let down – wonky ass beat again had great potential the team just didn’t act on. I like the bars, I like the delivery. Take round two seriously and yall could make a banger. In fact let me say that again – please – I want this team to make a serious track because I think it will be fuckin great.
    beat: 6
    raps: 7
    challenge: 6
    avg: 6.25

    MC Lars: 9
    This flow is amazing. This beat is riduclous. I loved this song and the chorus is hilarious.
    Richie: 7
    Can a word wizard Slytherin Fucking dope, lol. I wish you weren’t so meta with lyrically self-identifying the double entendres, just let them fly over the heads of folks who don’t get them, lol. Beat was serviceable.

    Rob:6
    snape and spiderman references. Beat is simple but im getting a my posse’s on broadway vibe here. more harry potter good stuff. wish the beat varied more

    Public: 6






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    01. To Be Continued
    Double Analog

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    Verse 1
    Woke chained in a basement
    R E O can’t say shit
    Don’t know what happened to me
    But the speed for this wagon
    Been deceased, homie been released
    Bloody feast
    Gotta lean away when I breathe
    Hamon energies gatherin’
    Drippin’ chocolate rain
    For the throwback
    Hearin’ tweets that are black
    Through grates in the ceilin’
    Make America great again
    America’s pains again
    D I O, lemme see
    An escape is he really testin’ me
    Friend’s dead but if Dio got the beef
    Can he really expect that, I won’t get free
    Feel the restraints chained to parts of me
    Need an antidote, dissolve the ring
    Get away, save everythin’
    That’s when they kicked the door down
    Verse 2
    Had to be the mask when the vampires showed up
    Thought Dio was dead but the Pillar Men glowed up
    Fuckin’ Germans, man, NYC the plan
    Fight with Straizo sometime before the Stand
    Brooklyn Bridge is where it’s goin’ down (Shiiiit)
    Breathe in the Hamon it gets around
    Zeppelli didn’t teach me because he was dead
    Before grandpa could give it ground
    51 run it, got the steps to gun it, even if the girl
    Dies I’mma be the one to stunt it
    Kujo with the cool Joe, too fierce with the fluid flow
    Shiiiit maybe you should sit back
    Let Joseph take you where the lights at
    Recall with a gasp what he said when the last
    Of the light from his eyes died thaaaaat…
    Verse 3
    Too fresh, steppin’ in the function
    You the best lookin’ guy here
    Girl that ain’t nothing
    Whatever dot dot dot to the dot dot
    To the dot dot dot to the dot dot
    Gonna have to junction her, make her guardian forces purr
    She wanna see the Lion Heart, Napoleon Bonaparte

    Five feet, seven inches, lemme not start
    She better take a deep breath
    Get something off her chest
    It’s the Hamon I need to breathe to cancel Dio’s steez
    Fuck that princess
    Vamps ain’t got shit on me
    Pillar men stay low key
    I’m comin’ for the last of the free three
    It’s the shit I promised Zeppeli

    Gotta lean away when I breathe
    Hamon energies gatherin’
    Drippin’ chocolate rain
    For the throwback
    Hearin’ tweets that are black
    Through grates in the ceilin’
    Make America great again

    51 run it, got the steps to gun it, even if the girl
    Dies I’mma be the one to stunt it

    You the best lookin’ guy here
    Girl that ain’t nothing
    Whatever dot dot dot to the dot dot
    To the dot dot dot to the dot dot
    Gonna have to junction her, make her guardian forces purr

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    Beaker:
    no fuckin around here. This kicks straight off with a strong beat, nice and traditional until you hit the bridge – trying to drag those guitar stabs along with the beat actually takes away from the initial feel of the composition. This was very middle of the road, with the exception of the bridge which was lame af. This delivery could be powerful af btw, but minimizing a beat to fully complement a broken delivery is yalls own challenge for future rounds. Make the most of it.
    beat: 7
    raps: 7
    challenge: 7
    avg: 7

    MC Lars: 7
    Love this beat and the surprising cadence. Super cool song and the outro is awesome – nice work.
    Richie: 7.5
    Big fan of the sample choice in this one. Beat slaps. Lyrics got a bit too plot recap-ish at points, but the flow and metaphors make up for it. Very dope.

    Rob:10
    full speed ahead right away thats cool. spooky vibe here. OMG YES WOW damn OK that got my ATTN BIG TIME haha im in! wow seriously thats the best way I have ever hear that song sampled ever. Now the rhymes arre grabbing me too. haha troll ending

    Public: 7






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    01. Don't Tase Me Bro!
    Dreams Are For Sleeping

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    I’m built like a Greek god with a dad bod
    Who stopping a man on low end of the see saw
    Better have pasta and red sauce if you think you moving this meatball
    Peak physical condition son, Isaac to Esau
    Slap your mee maw and pee paw, say what,
    Heart pump high octane, sixnine named me a 9trey blood
    Point fingers at the divine like Michelangelo’s Adam was
    Making fake gangsters eat dirt was the only time I got it out the mud
    A standard pander me is the only person my account Stan’s for
    Won’t stand for any Stanford pines slander
    Gravity falls and calls with a life alert breacelet for the candidate who’s most racist and likely to give em cancer

    (Chorus)
    Don’t taze me bro.
    Better hit me with ammo from the hammer cuz that weak shit won’t phase me bro

    It’s a pity I’m older
    Never learned how to work a midi controller
    And you can’t teach an old dog new tricks
    Morning muselix just to poop once so I literally couldn’t give 2 shits
    Idioms were just memes before cathode ray tunes kid
    Back in my day you went door to door to spam and your neighbors were like “who’s this”
    And you’d say I wanna shove you drive way for two pence
    But now thermal paste has rendered elbow grease useless
    Write songs inspired by influencers, not muses
    I hustle like Uncle Phil breaking out his own cue stick
    At a party with an acoustic
    Like anyway, here’s “Wonderwall!”
    (Yay!)
    (Oh shit!)

    (Chorus x2)
    Don’t taze me bro.
    Better hit me with ammo from the hammer cuz that weak shit won’t phase me bro

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    Beaker:
    Another rough mix but cleaner than I expected for a rock track. Vocals stood out in a harsh way and the hype track was worse. The beat was solid but had more potential than the vocalist delivered on. The hook was a fine attempt and folds the challenge in nicely. This is a middle of the road wrestling track. Not special but not terrible.
    Beat: 7
    Raps: 6
    Challenge: 7
    T: 6.75

    MC Lars: 5
    I like the energy and crazy beat, but I think the flow is a bit busy and the sample is kind of distracted. Good energy though, but at points feels like there is too much going on.
    Richie: 7.5
    That “Heart pump high octane, might be a nine trey blood” might be one of the hottest bars of the round. Could have done without the :45 sec intro. Love the sampling in the beat, turn up the kicks and snares a bit.

    Rob:5
    mix isn’t great vocals are way out in front but all have skill. hook is meh. are they tazing now in wrestling hahah?

    Public: 5






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    01. I Can Has Nyan Cat
    DUKES OF BROTHERS

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    VERSE 1:
    Pop-tart kitten hitting foes with rainbows
    Rock the pink frosting, and never go plain-clothes
    Strange combination of mammal and pastry
    Channeling rainbows, the filling is tasty
    Can’t be classified within any known taxonomy
    An animal and vegetable and mineral—a comedy
    Of errors. Felt embarrassed, never fitting in
    Saying “Other kittens never cared about the shit I’m in.”
    Never the dog in a fight
    Always hit ‘em with a lot more than a claw and a bite
    In outer space, no one can hear your screams,
    see your memes – But no one’s there to crush your dreams
    All alone: you can be just who you wanna be
    Loneliness the flip side of autonomy
    Astronomy, man even seeing it first-hand
    You still miss dancing to your favorite Earth band
    HOOK:
    Kitten, pop tart, and rainbow
    But this ain’t no Angel
    VERSE 2:
    Launched to the heavens in twenty-eleven. Now
    Ride rainbows 24/7
    Light rays of all shades sprayed from the rectum
    Every frequency across the whole visible spectrum
    Connecting up the colors: all the ROY G BIV
    Magical and Ha(i/r)ry and like the Boy Who Lived
    Not here to play the hero–please.
    No money, no gravity: zero G’s
    LGBT Crew coming thru
    With the rainbow invitation: join with the Q(ueue)
    Indisputably cute, but not a toy
    Intergalactic beastie, but not a boy
    He Protecc. He Attacc
    But most important: he a straight-up literal snacc
    Everybody trying to get a piece
    Friends, fans, strangers man, even hungry enemies
    HOOK

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    Beaker:
    NYAN NYAN that panning dissonance hurt my brain. Another solid offering that drops right in to the business. I wanted to like this off the concept but its too fred durst meets fruity loops. Also where are the challenge elements here – bars are decent but not a lot of word play here to work with. Dukes of brothers? You can has meh.
    beat: 5
    raps: 5
    challenge: 5
    avg: 5

    MC Lars: 6
    I do like the chorus melody a lot, but verses are a bit quiet and too off-kilter for me.
    Richie: 7
    I’m so glad a nyan cat-inspired song exists. Bars were solid, I feel the vocals can be turned up a little bit. Love the drum pattern, classic and effective.

    Rob:5
    weak I wouldn’t slap it again. some cool parts but I’m picking favs here and sorry this isn’t one of them.

    Public: 6






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    01. Tragedy of a Spongebob Meme
    GENESIS66

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    We been making heat since the cavemen did.
    You attack imma stance like the cavemen did.
    Spongegar stay crude(crood) I’m a caveman kid.
    Hunt, eat, and delete you that’s caveman biz.

    As a puppet I wonder what master I dance fo. Make me a meme and I’ll dash to dance flo.
    This shit ain’t free I need cash in advance tho. Gurl I stay hustling, I drag fo the bands hoe.
    Patrick an opp nah that boy wont be missed, heard he repin cerulean, lost in the mist.
    Mess with the boy sandy come to assist. Yo punches stay flat like they flounder sized fists.

    You will not mock my words, I am the mockingbird,
    I’d ring yo meme but I’d just end up mocking her.
    Then shed catching feelings at which point Im blocking her.
    Yo meme just mad that my homies ain’t knockin her.

    I thought me and the other memes were the kinfolk,
    but family don’t matter when your wins low.
    Screaming me me me. How can we be free
    when your tv screen is your temple?

    They don’t make memes like they used to.
    They don’t make me like they used to.
    My memes cant bring glee like the used to.
    I cant live free, this I’m used to.

    I’m stuck on this couch watchin rewinds and stressin,
    like all of you gary left me in depression,
    don’t nobody ask how the memes feel they guessin,
    we love the attention, we actually regressin.

    I’m tired of living want to blow the led out.
    Under the sea but more sunken than get out.
    I deeply exhale and get up pull tech out.
    Turn off the TV cuz this time imma head out.

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    Beaker:
    takes a unique route with spongebob material and I kinda like the idea of an entire song committed to a single meme, honoring it as the modernized art form it is but to question the eternal struggle of form vs substance and the objects rationalization of memehood as a defining quality of a sentient being is beyond the scope of this competition and general decency. Gg.
    beat: 6
    raps: 8
    challenge: 5
    avg: 6.25

    MC Lars: 7
    I love the beat and the groove, and the energy flow. Cool references and topic.
    Richie: 8.5
    One of the best bests in the competition. Like…I want to rap on that shit, for real. Flow was dope, would have loved to hear this run a little longer.

    Rob:8
    had to turn it up from last track I had playing. Bass too much. Making it hard for me to pay attn as I adjust. Now that I turned the bass down I really like the rhymes. feeling behind the delivery. sad piano very effective

    Public: 7.25






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    01. For The Damaged
    gross/beats

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    Lyrics:
    Chorus:
    this is for the damaged
    Who’s video’s online you got spammed with
    This is for the damaged
    On rediculousness got em laughin
    Tried to do a backflip but didnt land it
    This for you, This is for the damaged
    Nobody helps but they pullin out they cameras
    This for you , this is for the damaged

    Verse 1

    This is for the ones who got immortalized
    Saw themselves going viral and got horrified
    Got made fun of ,used up then thrown aside
    Just to get a rise like up and coming porno guys
    Youtube aint even give you checks for the views
    Thats heavy handed like a joke about domestic abuse
    Making fun of you bringing you a lot of pain
    take your breath away like Zonday singing Chocolate Rain
    I’m just sympathizing for the people who became a meme
    had their image spread screen-to-screen so famously
    for those who can’t escape their embarrassment
    only messed up once but now people won’t stop sharing it

    Verse 2

    you can’t stop the memes cuz the Creator’s always working hard
    use your image so it’s more painful than just words are
    now you’re a suggestion on everybody search bar
    and the worst part is people screaming out Worldstar now they’re using your shame so they can make a career
    you pray it disappears but reputations adhere
    now their timeline probably going to play it for years
    got you like Mike Jordan with his face for the tears
    Cuz people always going to ask Homes why he ain’t eat it cold
    if it slowed I’d be surprised like Rick getting rolled
    they got me like that guy screaming Leave Britney Alone
    give them their Solitude and money just leave them a loan

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    Beaker:
    What an AWESOME vpc track. Start to finish this is a prime example of exactly how a pair of pros handle a song writing challenge. Memes? Sure lets talk about the real people behind the memes. Not a lot of word play or double entendres here but that’s not really going to hurt this tracks score – mark my words. Beat is clean, composition is tight af. Very noir grime. Bbeats likes his full spectrum mix and this track occupies that high end with vocals that make things a little sharp on the ‘th’ enunciations which are frequent in the track, but again, its not so detrimental that the score will suffer. Very nice offering here.
    beat: 9
    raps: 9
    challenge: 6
    avg: 8

    MC Lars: 7
    Awesome samples and beat and flow, great energy and story telling.
    Richie: 8
    love the flow on this one, and the sample choice is perfect. My only critique: The vocal levels could rise like up-and-coming porno guys.

    Rob:6
    yep 4:20 heh anyway great beat and nice rhymes but I’m not all that excited about the song. Love Bill beats and this to me sounds like an average filler track from 2 great artists. Maybe if I was driving and not so tired reviewing these songs right now haha

    Public: 8.25






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    01. Leaving Tanagra
    Helephino

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    LEAVING TANAGRA
    A Helephino Film

    The Host:
    Behold! In these unholy woods.
    A beast you dare not cross.
    For here the Helephino lies,
    Lapping up the sauce
    To hear its mournful siren song
    All must pay the cost!
    Go on, speak your question, child…
    Ask it Ask it Ask it
    The Child: “Is this loss?”

    Now this is a story all about how
    Some text got flipped turned upside down!
    And discovered new ground in how they work together!
    Oh, it was textual pleasure!
    Top text!
    I’m the first one to Tanagra.
    I come in context,
    I’m the head haggler.
    Set the cliffhanger,
    Better yet, a menace floating premise starter
    When i’m weighing anchor.
    I get the angle, establish the shot
    I hit the foreground, I make it hot
    I am that feel when. I’m just the tip.
    Top text come shooting from the hip.
    Bottom text! I plug the root chakra
    I’m the last lines in Tanagra.
    I’m your backdoor to the sub genre
    I bring the rub and the twist, and the encore.
    Fill me with the punchline. Throw me on the floor.
    Leave me out entirely, make me want it more.
    Gotta make a shitpost? Use me as the sewer.
    When it come to rump roast, i’mma connoisseur

    For sure!
    Top text, bottom text, Darmok and Jalad
    When they’re in Tanagra together – not bad!
    Top text, bottom text, Darmok and Jalad
    If they leave Tanagra together – dear god!
    That’s an Epic Shaka When The Walls Came Down
    Fucking Memes.
    I wanna feel you from the other side.

    Top text bottom text
    Edging in Tanagra
    Toying with the format
    Fattening the foie gras
    Getting real weird with
    Their Puns and entendres.
    And Jalad’s mind starts to wonder…
    hm
    If position’s more a prism.
    And we can swap positions, then
    I can come anywhere, and
    That’s a sylo-jizm. So…
    huh, why’on we switch
    Why’on we put it whereever it fit
    I get the mitt, you get to pitch,
    I be the juggernaut, you be the bitch
    You be the pinky, and I be the fist.
    I stream it, you twitch.
    I lead and you fetch.
    Huh, bet. Why’on we swap?
    I’ll be the river, and you be the flop.
    I’ll be the butt of the joke at the top.
    I’ll be the rubber and you’ll be the

    Stop. Just stop.
    Top text, bottom text, Darmok and Jalad
    Leaving on the ocean, and we’re all glad!
    Top text, bottom text, Darmok and Jalad
    Leaving on the ocean together, thank god
    It’s not an Epic Shaka When The Walls Came Down!
    Fucking Memes.
    I wanna feel you from the other side.
    Hold Me. Touch Me. Show Me
    Your Fucking Memes.
    Thrill Me. Scold Me. Show Me
    Your Fucking Memes.

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    Beaker:
    I kinda feel like I asked for this track by posing asking for double entendres. This is all about sex. This is a dirty, filthy sex song. And I love it.
    beat: 8
    raps: 8
    challenge: 10
    avg: 8.75

    MC Lars: 6
    Energetic flow, but feels a bit off-the-trails, I think if the beat were simpler it would help the flow shine better.
    Richie: 9
    Intro was long as fuck, but it was so damn well-executed, I’m at a loss to whether it should be shorter or kept as-is. Production was very great…great choice of synth and the vocals are some of the crispiest of the round.

    Rob:10
    scary haha ok I’ll submit fully to this… I promise to be careful fuck ya damn yes flipped it on me over and over great great great

    Public: 9






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    01. Dr. Octagonapus
    Kaiju No Uta

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    First verse
    REMEMBER THE NAME
    a dragon born with a shout like a kamea wave
    make you bitches rage face when i enter the fray
    even my son got the power to blow niggas away
    I’m only charging up my lazer and i got her looking cross eyed
    make her Shoop da woop when i catch her on my surprise
    Octagonapus but i got more than 8 legs
    my tendril skilled, should be featured in a anime
    Gray jump suit, stunna shades that will reflect
    a red head that will blast you on a reflex
    among memes, imma got damn legend
    Dont believe me? you can check my lazer collection

    looks impressive? wait till it fires
    trust me it always leave no survivors
    unhinge my joy to get maximum power
    catch you off guard with a

    Chorus
    A natural disaster a cat 5 hurricane
    I’m firing my Lazer and I’m blowing down everything
    When show up out of nowhere i will never stay anonymous
    I be at your door like “Im Dr Octagonapus”

    Second verse
    BLHAHHH
    bitches dont know know about my lazer
    I be firin shots like cops be shooting minorities
    BLAHHH!!
    Etch-a-Sketch the game then I Shake It Up
    Competition dusted and I didn’t have to use a glove
    watch me show up out blue like a bandit
    erasing motherfuckers off the face of the planet
    Picking up the ladies in my shiny metal robot
    Playing with their Nine Cats cuz it make them purr alot
    BLAHHH
    As i put a hole in ya chest
    Cooking steaks to perfection, only eat the best
    Aint nobody better that can show you to the after life
    Flickin tooth pick people calling me the bad guy

    The Council of Shoop got my back doe
    The black face cell showed me how to use power
    So when I blast you its gonna be obvious
    Always call my name out Dr Octagonapus

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    Beaker:
    WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? This is the far opposite end of the spectrum from the wordplay get got out of gross/beats. This time we are loading the track up with referential lines. Not a bad approach and delivered well. The beat and mix work makes this sound like it was recorded at a live show with somebody playing guitar that had never played with yall before. The breakdown and sampling in the middle reduce the replay value on this one to 0.
    beat: 5
    raps: 6
    challenge: 10
    avg: 7

    MC Lars: 5
    I love the topic and the guitar on the beat. I’ve found with heavy beats though, you really need heavy guitars to shine.
    Richie: 7
    Flow was dope, ten drill skills, hah. Beat was cool as well. The channel flipping part that happens at the middle of the song really throws off the song’s momentum.

    Rob:7
    whenever I hear organ I think….Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to get to this thing called life O wait this isnt prince. haha when the beat doubles I feel its off but then it recovers. I dont even know this meme. TV stations changing is out of place for me. Ya I like the song but wish it was just the song not the rest of the stuff.

    Public: 6






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    01. Dubai
    KKMDS

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    peanut butter my banana montana my hanna
    wild my katana before i bruce banner
    laughing gas raps
    arthur fist daps
    4 generations of
    the mean kong kings
    trailer park papst
    marie kondo trash
    its a celebration of the
    schlong dong memes
    checkin out my ‘crombie
    dicks out for harambe
    ill gorrilas inc
    with the deep fried bling
    haters namaste
    choking out saske
    we the killer kink of the
    ulttra mega chicken scene
    i’m clogging up your cogs
    30-50 feral hogs
    kkmds we got
    got the steamed hams
    we rocking goth crocs
    chex mix book marks
    storm (area) 51 and
    steal the meme plans
    lil mayo probe
    teabag in morse code
    ask billy mays -aye!
    this clean pans?
    yeah its ultra instinct shaggy
    vs stains from crabby paddies
    here comes bernie sandie
    with a steel chair daaamn
    i’m sorry jon
    it was the king kong mega dong schooling
    i’m here to badger badger badger with mr t’s balls
    adam wigidiwigidy west
    v
    fighters bigotry best

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    Beaker:
    ok
    beat: dong
    raps: mega dong
    challenge: schlong
    avg: mega schlong (6)

    MC Lars: 6
    This dude has an amazing voice, love the low cadence. I think a stronger chorus would have made this a winner, but the samples kind of take away for me. I do like this song though.
    Richie: 7
    the bassline on this beat is dope, love the switch ups as well. Love the flow and lyrics as well. I wish there was a hook on this one.

    Rob:9
    I like this instantly but lets see when the rhymes start haha…. im still all in. would appreciate more of a dynamic style in the lyrics but its fine. SO much weirdness in the way I love

    Public: 6






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    01. Ight Imma Head Out
    Krunktomatons

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    It’s a long, winding road
    I’ve been over my limit
    Pedal slammed to the floor
    Tone growling like I hit a
    B flat low
    On a bass trombone
    Rubber burns so long
    There is smoke
    Under wheels spinning

    I don’t really do losses
    Yeah
    Can’t waste time. That’s too costly
    Yeah
    It’s why I’m on the move always
    Hope to stand in pantheons of new bosses
    Yeah

    I’m from the woods where it’s simple
    Yeah
    If you’re not strong, they dismiss you
    Yeah
    So I had to leave my kin to kill it
    But that went over your head like you’re a Frank Vincent Villain

    Midwest is where I’m coming up
    Stocky geek rap kid with some southern blood
    Always thinking about the fam who got it from the mud
    didn’t know any better, straight gutter, cuz

    I do it cause they can’t, so I have to win
    We were written off just for having blacker skin
    So I hit the books, while they moved packages
    Talk and they channel Harry Potter and catch the snitch

    So to get my own
    I said
    Aite
    I’ma head, head out

    They all talk so low
    Then I show up
    And they’re like
    Aite
    I’m a head, head out

    I used to run away
    From who I was becoming
    But I think back to those days
    And I regret nothing
    Now I see
    Where the process leads
    And it’s just starting
    I know my mark

    This my life don’t call it my dream
    Yeah
    I stand tall in my scene
    Yeah
    I just ball with my queen
    Yeah
    She’s so flawless so clean
    Yeah

    Finna smash, her drip is supreme
    Yeah
    Finna Smash, I’m finna pick Link
    Yeah
    Love home but if I’d never left it
    Couldn’t say what I said, cause I wouldn’t have met her

    Y’all said I pandered, and the real was lacking
    Didn’t take too long for me to kill the chatter
    Now I’m looking at the lot of you like little glasses
    Trembling. Semblance of Uncle Phil when mad at

    Carlton
    not being able to float
    You are him
    Fall in
    When my flow can engulf
    You all. Swim

    Or try to save face cause your hope is lost
    Plus tomatoes make the base of the dopest sauce

    Sing
    Had to get my own
    I was like like
    Aite
    I’ma head, head out

    Been working so long
    They all gave up
    They were like
    Aite, I’m a head, head out

    Had to get my own
    I was like like
    Aite
    I’ma head, head out

    Been working so long
    They all gave up
    They were like
    Aite, I’m a head, head out

    Look
    I got tired of waiting for it
    I was sick of being locked inside
    Myself because I was afraid of going
    I said I’ma head out
    Hopped a couple planes
    To entertain
    And hit some stages flowing

    But what about the consequences
    What does it mean to live a dream and not have a pot to piss in
    Suspend your needs and big degrees and hope that the odds are in your
    Favor, to find out later, savings are vaporizing quickly
    Maybe you should’ve waited. Taking the safety out your vision
    Places you in a state where hatred of plays you’re trying to win at
    Phases you out of making changes of ways that block you into

    Boxes
    The Rock Says
    Don’t talk. know your roll
    Folks try to hit you with the odds that’s a low blow
    Then you succeed and then they wanna Cher like Bono
    Plus we don’t trust the odds. We don’t care. Word to Solo

    And before you laugh at what that cheesiness might do to me
    I should point out that if I had not done it on a Shawn beat
    y’all would probably tell me that I missed an opportunity
    Like your opinions aren’t just ammunition and food to me

    Two years ago I was terrified I could perish
    Trying to make realities of daydreams I would cherish
    Midway
    Through the MBA
    Having night terrors
    Of leaving a future kid and wife. Careless

    Of me how I’d have equity rocking a couple mil in the bank
    But with rapper passions starting to rumble, still in my tank
    40s with a devil on my shoulder filling my cra
    Nium with midlife crisis mumbo jumbo building my angst

    I remember waking up in a cold sweat
    Thinking it was real, then seeing I was in my own bed
    Lady real excited cause the kid was bout to graduate
    Finally end up getting paid
    Put some things on youtube
    Y’all said I was acting fake

    Pandering messages
    From a content marketing project that landed me everything
    Fast forward few years
    And I am facing my fears
    Plus got a dope job that’s actually getting me

    C suite at my shows
    The whole company knows
    Bumped the logo with Ran when we played Anime Expo
    But it was madness trying to balance with the rapid growth

    They’re 100% + year over year. Fortune 100 deals making news across the globe
    And I was getting session work and playing on the road
    I wasn’t sleeping started making mistakes at both
    Mistakes at the job and forgetting licks on trombone

    My manager suggested I consider my momentum
    Cause he thought I’d be successful that was something he was sensing
    I decided he was right. It was a move I had predicted
    Every night I had to fight to keep my mood from badly shifting
    To not caring anything about anything that could differ
    From activities that work and passion gifted

    Plus my lady had my back. I listen to her cuz she’s brilliant
    And you know the kid is all about that good brain
    She covers all the bases, keeps me good mane
    Had to whip out of there like I was gripping wood grain

    They threw a bunch of parties for me
    that was a good thang
    I remember when me and the CEO shook hands

    He told me that the timing in my life was the best now
    Keep up with the network. I’ll never forget how
    Those words made me feel. I won’t be a let down
    To those who believed. So I said
    “Aite…I’ma head out”

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    Beaker:
    dude holy shit. Wtf was that. What just happened to us. This song might be a time machine because I didn’t notice it was TWENTY FUCKING YEARS LONG. This song is why my reviews are late – it took 4 days to listen to this unending chopping bass heavy fuckin ARGH I should made this song. Fuck yall.
    beat: 9
    raps: 10
    challenge: 8
    avg: 9

    MC Lars: 9
    Oh shoot. Love the dance groove and Billie Elish samples, this is an aweosme one. Really good.
    Richie: 9
    This song is long by today’s standards, but that switch up at 2:39 was drastic enough to keep me entertained throughout the entire thing. Super risky play, but both halves of this song are produced in ways that slap equally hard, despite being so different. Flow was really dope too.

    Rob:7
    im learning! i like bees…odd intro im not sure i understand but this is sounding tough so im over it.

    Public: 8.75






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    01. It Was All A Meme
    Magnus Supreme

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    here are the lyrics, Lyrics for Ultra Magnus and Taco Supreme’s T’was all a meme:
    Intro, Bryan Silva meme*

    We with the shits we go with everything like guiles theme/the guillotine, new millennial Biggies yelling it was all a meme, Team Ultra Magnus and Taco supreme
    I’m a rapping ass nigga man/
    hit me up and I deliver man/ X2
    I don’t give a fuck about your fucking opinion/ X3
    You are not the Messiah you are just a civilian
    I don’t give a fuck about your fucking opinion/ X3
    Transform to a truck, break you off with the Gratatat
    I’m sipping with Kermit listen/ I’m bustin without permission
    I did I did it I dig it, now you just fucking listen/
    You sound wrong like “nigger” with a hard R twist/
    I’m balling tighter than Arthur the Aardvarks fists/
    Y’all all autists, the hard artist, running circles around all y’all kids
    All these bands chasing Pavement so I call them Adele
    I was in her thirsty Valley so I called her a dell,
    Your reservoir is running dry, meanwhile, I’m underground and I’ve got the competition drenched you can call us (as) well
    Ironic how the name Taco wasn’t ringing no Bells,
    we here to disrupt the Peace we aint winning Nobels/
    Bombs over Baghdad we all in the Mix/
    Now it’s Bombs over Libya, y’all all 86’d (come on.)
    Control alt delete the leader, out for blood at least a litre/
    Battle ass Bitch on my side, I had to Lease Alita.
    Chorus
    Catch me in the corner not speaking/
    writings just a game to me, nowadays my pens name is Mavis Beacon
    You run to catch a train, I’m running into Trains,
    I’ve got the P-p-p-power U, that old spice refrain/
    fuck your kekastani Bullshit/
    gifs or “jifs” me and Taco brought the full clip
    I’m at the border eating refried beans/ My grasp is hard to make it out of like some deep fried memes/
    I’m on the south side sipping with Sarafina, ya seen her?
    The best duo in Timbs since missy miss Demeanor/
    You heard it and your blood was boiling/
    we higher than the IQ’s of fans of Justin Roiland
    Morty, too easy
    you niggas rep wrong,/ all signs say I’m greater than like driving past a chevron
    We throwin fits in this bitch and we aint even out of chezuan/
    Mother Fucker I’m Dead wrong, Like a Sherlock Holmes Retcon. (look it up.)
    hook.

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    Beaker:
    I haven’t thought of this dude since he got arrested on that boat. Didn’t stitches shoot this guy? GLAKAKAKAKAKA. Once everything gets going this song is a mess. Im glad you could give a fuck about my fuckin opinion because its not good. Verses are way better than the hook and doesn’t really carry replay value unless im having like a super shitty day and there are tons of better rap/metal/country songs about bein pissed. Missed the word play too – get creative and play dangerous next round.
    beat: 6
    raps: 5
    challenge: 5
    avg: 5.25

    MC Lars: 8
    This an awesome team-up. Great energy and vocal production, great beat too, and aweosme punchlines.
    Richie: 9.5
    This sounds like it would be on the soundtrack of the next Boondocks. Bars were some of the most consistently dope in the entire round. “The best duo in Timbs since Missy Misdemeanor” Sheesh… Beat was dope, yet understated… and rightfully so.

    Rob:10
    Sometimes I get into something else while listening to songs and foget that i am listening to a brand new track by people who are likely not world famous and it fades into my headphones like any other radio ready hit would. This happened with this track and now I have listened to it 3 times. I really like this song. great production great delivery all fits together well

    Public: 7






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    01. Catch Me Outside
    Mumm-Ra

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    Catch me outside

    Been dreaming escape since day one
    They confiscated my ship the red one that’s real quick
    My active camo and my favorite ray gun
    Stole all my technology analyzed my biology
    Doctors of malpractice
    I don’t have patience
    After what they done to me and my species

    Came to earth in peace
    But now I’m on a leash
    In Shock and disbelief
    Wait till I unleash

    About 3 million neckbeards worth of fury
    Yea we planned it on Facebook you thought it a joke look on the 20th they do their duty
    Drunk off anime and call of duty
    Red Mountain Dew and Doritos
    flaming hot cheetos
    I’m finna get out bitch
    They’ll free all my people
    Imma bust out my cell
    One finger up and phone home
    The personnel can all suck my alien dick bitch I’m gone

    (Hook)

    *sample* Catch me Outside
    Area 51 with my tachyon pack
    *sample* Catch me Outside
    in my red space ship ray gun on my lap
    *sample* Catch me Outside
    Area 51 with my tachyon pack

    Friday morning a rumbling in the distance
    Facility on high alert a bellowing cloud of dirt
    Slowly rise with such brilliance

    All the guards looking shook
    Like captain what should we do
    There’s way to many they’ll swarm us in an instant

    They coming at us from all directions
    Enemies north south east west
    This no field test
    Can’t stop them all
    What’s your request

    Open fire he said
    Their bullets miss
    They advance like ninjas of hidden mist
    They hope the fence they rush the gate
    They don’t relent they storm the base

    They cracked the codes
    stomped soldiers flat made them retire
    made them fall back
    Unlocked my cell
    doors open wide
    I’m free now bitch catch me outside

    (Hook)

    *sample* Catch me Outside
    Area 51 with my tachyon pack
    *sample* Catch me Outside
    in my red space ship ray gun on my lap
    *sample* Catch me Outside
    Area 51 with my tachyon pack

    End.

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    Beaker:
    Mumm-Ra wants to cash you outside – oh not wait… catch you… they gonna CATCH you outside. This feels like misspelling the source name for a quote in a term paper. Meme challenge is not memeing right a meme? Is everything nerdcore? This sounds like a mid 90s radio rap but also if trap had sorta tried to happen during the disco era. I dig the sampling and screws on the hook. I feel like this was easy for the team to do, because its basic.
    beat: 7
    raps: 6
    challenge: 6
    avg: 6.25

    MC Lars: 4
    I like the energy, I think the flow could be a little more focused. Synth is tight though!!
    Richie: 7
    I love the call and response with the sampled material in the hook. I also like the west coast theremin-sounding instruments in the beat during the hook. Beat could use another element of some sort to spice it up tho, but otherwise, very dope.

    Rob:6
    its aight not great. I dunno I was a bit underwhelmed but im not saying it was a bad song at all just never grabbed me

    Public: 6.5






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    01. The Memeing of Life
    Mundane Monsters

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    Chorus –

    We don’t know who needs to hear this but
    the internet’s DNA test just
    came back and it said 100%
    don’t let your memes be dreams yeah
    as a set of images in sequence
    whisk us away to an endless pretense
    laughter waits for its own reason
    just searching for a life with meme-ing

    – verse –

    If a meme has life
    then does life have meme-ing?
    alright I’mma head out
    ya’ll just Van Der Beek-ing
    creep into your time line
    spiking the punch line
    I got a hunch whys
    we all just bust wise
    it’s the laughter we’re after
    philosophy raptors
    coping mechanism
    is a possible answer
    3D model dancers
    hive mind cancers
    porkchop sandwich
    these Simpson’s characters
    if a face painted kid
    didn’t speak his mind yo
    if auto-tuning was kept
    for marine bio
    would this nuclear religion
    reach critical mass
    would these electrons matter
    ask the obvious plant
    touch the thermostat
    of your college class
    you wont get more degrees
    but you’ll surely get a laugh
    have you seen the latest gif?
    borderline abuse that kid
    all for a quick hit
    of that dope a meme click

    – Chorus –

    We don’t know who needs to hear this but
    the internet’s DNA test just
    came back and it said 100%
    don’t let your memes be dreams yeah
    as a set of images in sequence
    whisk us away to an endless pretense
    laughter waits for its own reason
    just searching for a life with meme-ing

    – verse –

    We all literally want one thing
    and it’s fucking disgusting
    that’s making ha-ha’s
    outta serious discussion
    love pressin’ these buttons
    re-post the repugnant
    here’s the starter pack
    for overthrowing the republic
    me: one does not simply
    make a meme outta nothing
    inner me: Luigi glare
    is this a sense of belonging?
    our therapist asked
    how we coped with this stress?
    slap the hood of this car
    hope Senpai notices?
    we’re from the meme streets
    of the H.T.T.P.
    we heard you like memes
    so we put memes in these sheets
    one Drake nah
    sparks a new viral rival
    one Thanos snap
    ups our chance of survival
    we’re not adopted by memes
    we were born into this
    grandfathered by Chuck Norris’
    weather forecast
    some of you didn’t weave the genre
    and it really shows
    yo, I’mma let you finish…
    but first, release the flows!..

    – Chorus x 2 –

    We don’t know who needs to hear this but
    the internet’s DNA test just
    came back and it said 100%
    don’t let your memes be dreams yeah
    as a set of images in sequence
    whisk us away to an endless pretense
    laughter waits for its own reason
    just searching for a life with meme-ing

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    Beaker:
    chocolate rain as a prominent element and I feel like it was long overdue. Who is rapping this song? Who made this beat? This sounds like something you would submit to a creative writing class at your local community college. Alright boys – you got your feet wet and got through a song together – now lets make a good song for round 2 yeah.
    beat: 6
    raps: 6
    challenge: 6
    avg: 666

    MC Lars: 6
    Love the emo vibe, I just think the singing could be a bit more auto-tuned. Like the story telling and perspective.
    Richie: 7.5
    I really like the 80’s synth-wave production style. Matches the VPC6 graphics aesthetic perfectly, lol. Vocals and lyrics are good, almost feel like it could use even more reverb to give it that Duran Duran flavor, lol.

    Rob:8
    o god chocolate rain. synth I like. a fun song very nerdy sounding at least to me and thats a good thing. I think I know who this is maybe the famliarity is why I like it but nah its a good song and I totally forgot about chocolate rain somehow so thats pretty impressive

    Public: 6.5






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    01. Meme Culture
    Mystic Shadow

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    edneck americans arguin over choppers

    Dont make me pull out that bye felicia have you takin a trip
    Even royalty, got king arthur clenchin his fist
    They Psy cuz they queen tryna gangnam style my dick
    …These popcorn eaters moonwalkin out the trenches knowin even positive niggas have days they sad on benches
    Feelin trapped when you got the key on u
    Hence why yo swag got scumbag steve’s on you about they first world problems like what we gon do his girl said her boyfriend distracted she gon move
    I hid my kid i hid my wife cuz bitch we closed too
    I could care less about the root of stress she go through

    Dat boi got old cyclin on that town road
    Didnt know the schemes a meme but i get it now though
    Need all my tunes to be happenin sumn like the fappening with the downloads
    Thinkin i’ll jump when they tryna scare me like it but they still clowns though
    They got me confused like im nick young
    Insert the laugh track its a sitcom
    Where they r kelly kids jus to live long
    Then return to neverland the kid farm
    They choke on they pride like its cinnamon
    Swallowing its challenging isnt it the one who stopped me from being villainous same woman that im netflix and chillin with
    I been movin for a while see now im good everywhere im the guile theme cept with these uncle tom’s on a cruise ship jumpin on couches they wiling look this aint a meme but the police are violent back to the meme cuz like look who they hiring
    Channel trump pullin up and start firing
    Then say fuck trump pullin off smiling
    Look i wont stop til the crew
    diepie comma pew with views
    Tryna naruto run into 51 they madara you and ya crew

    Speak my piece they want me tazed
    Through with all these memes they callin me sweet then let this chocolate rain are you not entertained

    Im the alpha male, you an epic fail
    Lil demotivation fore my semen sail
    And it got her like ermahgad, when im in that tail

    Time to bail yeah

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    Beaker:
    I had to listen to this song 6 times to figure out if I liked it or not. I do not. Here’s why – the beat is simple to the point of needing a carry… and the raps cant carry this beat. Once the bass drops in its muddled and crowds the mix in a bad way. Delivery is good – breaks and samples are dope. Like I could listen to this passively, but not actively. Tuning in and payin attention just leaves me frustrated and the track falls flat. The sudden end and fade out are my favorite parts.
    beat: 4
    raps: 7
    challenge: 8
    avg: 6.25

    MC Lars: 6
    Like how the song changes, and the vibes, I think vocals could be a bit louder with extra adlibs, but a great song.
    Richie: 8
    That John Cena sample was flipped pretty crazy on this one… beat definitely slaps. The lyrics in this one are flames as well, metaphors everywhere. Feel like the vocals could be a touch higher in the mix.

    Rob:8
    music makes me wanna listen right away as it fades in. and rhymes sound legit right away as well. loving it. not expecting the changeup but glad it went back

    Public: 7






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    01. Guess I'll Die
    NotDeadYet

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    Guess who’s back in the motherfucking house?
    With a lean on my pay from the hospital no doubt
    Wasn’t enough to take just the tumor
    They’ll make new holes once the bills are due, yeah.
    In and out of my grave, I get incredibly deep
    Nightmares about visits, too brutal to speak
    A man seized my ball, now i see him in my sleep
    Easily my biggest L in this losing streak
    And i know what you’re thinking… but did you die?
    And I suppose that is fair, I was at work the next night.
    Two or three weeks later I was getting felt up
    From TSA agents flying out on delta
    To do a show across the country, flying out of the south
    So people could hear hte weird shit coming out my mouth
    But I guess it’s later than you think, or so they say
    Headed right back home to the place I’ll get laid.

    No scans in a year? Guess I’ll die.
    No insurance on file? Guess I’ll die.
    Cancer in my ball? Guess I’ll die
    Layoff the sauce? Guess I’ll die.
    Drug test coming up? Guess I’ll die.
    No rest, fuckin up? Guess I’ll die.
    Fuck
    God dammit

    I was balling out of control,on an ungodly level
    All hallows eve, more spooky than heavy metal
    they can make you uncomfortable like Billy Corgan
    When they roll in the place to twiddle with your organs
    Scene getting bloodier than it was lizzie bordan
    Or someone in a theater went and scuffed your jordans
    Or you got trapped under some shit cause your mom was hoardin
    put off the appointment wind up even worse then
    You knew the ball was already swollen
    You still waited 6 months when it hurt to even hold them?
    No you don’t understand i was lacking the insurance
    Though objectively,no it’s no great test of endurance
    If you feel something fucked up in your fucking pants
    Obviously don’t roll the dice, or take a chance
    I lost hte ball but my life is in tact
    And i fuck better than you rman, that’s a fact.

    An estimated 9560 people in the united states will be diagnosed with testicular cancer this year.
    1 out of every 250 people with testicles will get testicular cancer in their lifetime.
    The average age of diagnosis is 33, mine was around 36.
    Approximately 410 people will die from the disease this year.
    (I adlibbed the rest)

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    Beaker:
    BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS if yall didn’t know this is funny because khill lost one of his. He can joke about it – you cant. I like this approach to the challenge a lot – repurposing a meme and using it as a clutch element of a banger hook. This is how its done. My only reservations here are that khill coulda wrote this song long ago and yall would never know it because yall sleepin on the best on the eastern seaboard (south of the Bronx, north of atlanta and typically SE of the 95 between 6 and Stemmons – but definitely that area AT LEAST). The beat work is good but really shines on transitions and drops – its simple enough to enjoy the track, up until the lecture at the end, but really makes that hook feel good when it happens. And no. you did not die. Yet.
    beat: 8
    raps: 9
    challenge: 8
    avg: 8.25

    MC Lars: 8
    Gangsta flow, love the hook and the layers and vocal production. Heavy beat too.
    Richie: 8
    As a cancer survivor, this song hit close to home… especially the hook. Fuck. I really like this song. Lyrics were solid and clearly very personal.

    Rob:10
    this team! hip hop. nice hook. a song. scary sounding music fits well. i wanna blast this one. Lyrics making me have the feels.

    Public: 8.75






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    01. BarBcuin'
    PBKGSR

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    Beaker:
    PBKGSR barbcuin – the fuck is this.
    beat: 6
    raps: 1
    challenge: 1
    avg: 2.75

    MC Lars: 4
    Very creative, but kind of hard to focus on. Reminds me of Death Grips’s lost anticon album, but hard to bump this.
    Richie: 3
    Really not enough here for me to reliably give it a higher score. I would love to hear this without the distortion that makes the vocals un-understandable.

    Rob:5
    ya I get that this is supposed to be an experimental track but its a bit much. LIke more of performance art than a song to me

    Public: 3






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    01. I Deserve This (You Don't)
    Pinky and the Mancubus

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    Prepare yourself | this Willy is free
    Pissing in the wind has me covered in Pee 
    I like Sierra, Myst, splash Mark of Kri
    Puzzle game head seeking action RPG

    Roll for initiative, is that a double E?
    It’s a bit sleazy, are you gonna cum first or me
    Both in rap and raunch, my stamina’s a three
    Crit fumble, and I spit prematurely

    Shit, gotta mention a meme to meet the brief
    One then two then two then grief
    Sorry partner, false starter, talent thief.
    Will I ever grow the beard, Jonny Frakes, beyond belief

    Fact or fiction, lack the diction, gotta rap something, if I’m gonna get it up in
    Up in them guts, agrocragging your crack
    Lost track, wrong track, step back,

    And fix me

    Verse 2

    Am I unbreakable, well maybe my Will Is
    Wachyou talking bout, I’m just trying to fill this
    32 bars,  crawl toward easy speak
    Dirty fool bard, low level sleazy creep,

    Meely mouth gutter trout swimming low bottom feeder
    Eating ass holes got me brown nose lung leecher
    Sucking on artists while I shift my persona
    You’re a producer? imma put it on ya

    To fix my vocals, cause I never learned to rap
    Bag my gifts at your front door, a flaming bag of scrap
    Shiiiiiiiiit: I’m glad Marc got it like that
    From bit force to to work horse, nyan cat to sick trap

    Call me Walt, cause I’m about to illustrate this
    Steamboat to choke, bomb like Bette Davis
    Is there any way to save this? Provably not
    I’ll just rhythmically talk, and we’ll see what Marc’s got

    To fix me

    Chorus

    Just 8 years ago, already for-got-ten
    Long after the sell by the remains are rotten
    We throw it away, with little emotion
    Like car batteries are tossed into the ocean
    Ocean of choices, and I’m one of the worst
    A meme from a company up in the twiierverse
    Herse, Mark, your funeral, and my devotion
    Trust me, toss me like batteries, into the ocean

    End of Song

    Never gonna give this up
    Even when I let you down
    Please just give me one more round
    To Deserve You
    Understand that I will try
    Even if You SAY goodbye
    Realize that I know I
    Don’t Deserve You

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    Beaker:
    Pinky and the Mancubus – I deserve this – yall could nix’d that intro entirely, other than that this is a solid track. Beat is nice, mellow with good change ups. Like the trap kit. Raps are what ive come to expect from the vocalist except that hook – that hook is just. Damn. Throw it in the sea. Chop it out and go sans hook. Great word play tho.
    beat: 7
    raps: 8
    challenge: 9
    avg: 8

    MC Lars: 5
    I like the flow but I think the beat could be mixed louder – it’s a good demo, and with the right mixing and mastering it could be awesome. Hook could be cleaner.
    Richie: 7
    I love the humor in this song. Hook needs a better melody, but the rick-roll at the end makes this worth the same score as Supervillain. What you talking ‘bout Willis?

    Rob:5
    I’m just not feeling this but then good job on the rick roll

    Public: 6






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    01. The Hitchhiker
    Primal Winds

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    In 5000 BC we’d be carving Memes in stone,
    eyes on the prize now that all the teams have shown //
    pulling out ya camera for other things involved,
    like fiends validating a fix for ya next creamsicle // (entendre)

    Well others see instruments, we see choice with these toys,
    makes music for b-boys, so we can all rejoice //
    as Hand’Solo deploys Siegfried and Roy decoys,
    that destroys the competition, with another free noise //

    Go lickety-split after Breakfast in bed rags, (entendre)
    want them over easy to get, just like he fed babes // (entendre)
    no dead lays, the bed waves, a head case, not tenth place,
    instead of getaway cars we escaping on Segway’s //

    You enjoying these deadly medleys my friend plays?
    after all the breakdancing, you’ll need some x-rays //
    knowing that you’re going through a Shrek phase, reject way,
    this is only round one! Can we get the check plays?! // (entendre)

    16bars

    It’s the Don Juan of double entendre‘s, couple of mongrels
    pull out a secret weapon then we’ll double baton ya’s //
    a couple of goners, attack of the killer paranoia’s,
    have ya loving the name as much as we loving gazonga //

    Step up to the plate if you think you can go longer,
    or think you can beat us at doing the La Bamba? //
    If you ain’t wit the program then you ain’t wit the genera,
    your listening to a pro fam, the type that’ll haunt ya //

    Hakuna Matata, the original Tron Unabomber,
    take it upon ya, feel the nirvana, leaving head trauma //
    have the ladies on the dance floor removing their pyjama,
    we’ll get the place hotter than a mother fucking sauna //

    This is just an entrée, for those who ordered lasagna,
    shots of some tromba for you and the Madonna, squeezin Anaconda, (entendre)
    I’m down with her pussy cat just not with the drama, (entendre)
    when her Fifty Shades of Grey come out, Ay caramba //

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    Beaker:
    holy shit is this an snes scrolling shoot em up? This is the 90s action movie soundtrack we all wanted. I want to be clear here I like the beat, I like the bars and the delivery. The mix ruined this track but that is “easy” to fix. I use quotes because depending on who you ask mixing is either straight forward and formulaic or it’s a artistic expression of ones very soul that must take at least 3 fortnights. Find what works for you but start with some youtube videos on mixing and mastering – get a solid spectral visualizer and get this shit leveled out. Gl hf.
    beat: 4
    raps: 7
    challenge: 7
    avg: 6

    MC Lars: 8
    Amazing guitar, amazing hook, aweosme flow. This song is fantastic.
    Richie: 7.5
    Love the chiptune arpeggio in the beat. The flow is pretty dope as well. While I adore the scratching during the hook part, i would have also liked to hear a proper chorus on this one

    Rob:9
    crisp. nice beat. tough. nice rhyming not going for the obvious. scratching 🙂 I would def want to hear this again. Ya this team killed it

    Public: 7






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    01. How I Met John Cena
    RockRow

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    It was a good sunny day outside,
    Took the bike from out the shed for a joyous ride

    Called the angry crow to make a dope beat for me
    And asked him to make it bright with a melody

    Nothing bad or something leading to a felony
    Just a major tune arranged for a family

    He said he’d have it done in an hour so I proceeded with cycling
    And writing-in my cellphone for the evening.

    Rhymes,
    for the vpc

    I got distracted and Found myself in target, G
    Hello, found pajamas and all sorts of things
    Even found a silly bear with avian wings.

    Looked at my watch “It’s rapping time”
    Gotta get outta here so I can go and spit these rhymes

    But no!
    On my way out, I heard the man on the intercom
    Say (John cena)

    I was excited so I looked around
    Tryna find John cena using the path from the “hey” sound.

    The voice was close just couldn’t see the talker
    I tried to use the spidey sense like I’m peter Parker
    And kick it with the wrestler like we playing soccer
    And maybe follow him around, kinda like a stalker
    Hopefully he gives an autograph to a target staff
    So -i can snatch it out they hands and give a happy laugh.

    Went to the John, ain’t cena damn thaing

    I’ve been here for awhile ain’t cena damn thaing

    Get it!? the John, ain’t CENA damn thaing?

    You know, a play on words with John Cena.

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    Beaker:
    this sounds like a sublime b-side and I really dig it. Standard mixing issues and way too much highend here. Ive been saying that so much I double checked my setup and its not me. The hook is another major letdown – I know catchy hooks are hard but just because you made a john mayor on the quad panty dropper you cant coast out on that shit.
    beat: 6
    raps: 6
    challenge: 7
    avg: 6.25

    MC Lars: 7
    The humor and storytelling is really cool, would love to hear this with a full band, would be dope!!
    Richie: 7.5
    LOVE the flow and beat on this one… they go together perfectly. Wordplay was solid. I REALLY REALLY wish this was longer…damn.

    Rob:5
    vocal effect is weird but I can understand the lyrics. Ends very abruptly and overall I didnt really get into it.

    Public: 6






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    01. Cock Of The Walk
    Sailor Doom

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    Yeah boy our loves goin viral
    Better get a vaccine
    They’ll write about us in the logs
    On the way back machine

    We’ll get freaky, cheeky, knees go weaky,
    Know what I mean? (if you wanna)
    Be leet on the streets
    And hentai in the sheets
    Then we gotta bang to memes

    We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty
    Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b
    We can call it muffin time, or the birds and the bees
    But dont be surprised if I say “Hey Joey, you want to eat me?”

    This is a nerdy love song.
    Making music all night long
    When love making to memes you can’t go wrong
    We’ll take it to the tape like Magibon
    (x2)

    Going ham on these chickens
    Like I’m cordon bleu
    Got more talent than a Disney cast
    Corbin Bleu
    We’ll be so happy like newlyweds
    Jessica Simpson
    Yo Nick Lachey:
    I know it’s tuna, but it says chicken

    We’ll get rachet and scream our honesty
    Get our blood pumpin pumpin call us cardio b
    Please don’t switch like a snitch, yeah we’ll be just fine
    Cause tonight we’ll be on fire like we’re Takashi 69

    this is a nerdy love song.
    Making music all night long
    When making love to memes you can’t go wrong
    We’ll take it to the tape like Magibon
    (x2)

    Cock Of The Walk
    Cock Of The Walk
    Cock Of The Walk
    Think about it long and hard

    this is a nerdy love song.
    Making music all night long
    When making love to memes you can’t go wrong
    We’ll take it to the tape like Magibon
    (x2)

    Primary sample link: Chicken Attack

    Double entendres:
    our love’s goin viral better get a vaccine
    we can call it muffin time
    Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?
    making music all night long
    we’ll take it to the tape like Magibon
    going ham on these chickens like i’m cordon bleu
    we’ll be on fire like we’re Tekashi 69
    Cock of the Walk
    Think about it long and hard

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    Beaker:
    another big team with major talent. You cant mistake twill on a hacknslash beat. Very dirty pop – very much in twills lane. That 4 on the floor was a good idea but I bet yall already know you struggled with getting a clean mix here. This sounds to me like a combo sample/mix problem actually – the kick in particular is already saturated and sounds distorted from the get go. I enjoy the raps and delivery, great substance, filthy. Another one of twills signatures are those held notes, very gagaesque and while a lot of folks like it I don’t unless its completely showcased – take one long hold, drop the beat and let her shine for a bar then drop everything in and melt the dancefloor. Looking forward to round two from this team.
    beat: 7
    raps: 8
    challenge: 8
    avg: 7.75

    MC Lars: 8
    Very energetic and awesome chorus – great beat. Love the rock meets EDM and the vocalist has amazing tone.
    Richie: 8
    Going ham on these chickens… aiight I see you, lol. Love the implementation of some viral recorded moments into the verses themselves. Love the chiptune style production…works very well with the vocalist’s style.

    Rob:9
    I like this a lot and would liten again and it is over quick leaving me wanting more. Effective use of panning a couple times. Did she say Cardio B? hahah ok great track

    Public: 7.75






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    01. Ain't Nobody Got Time For The VPC
    Saints of San Secuestro

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    Ain’t nobody got time to rhyme when your time’s confined
    It’s my time to shine but I got bronchitis fine
    Im gonna get mine in before the deadline
    And I think I’m on fire
    But I’m looking at the calendar its startna look dire
    And I think I’m bout to hire a ghost writer but that is neither
    Accepted or even legal
    So I’ll write my own rhymes cuz it’s for the people
    I’m a regal beagle and kinda like a bald eagle
    Keepin it peaceful until the sequel
    And the ladies are startna lose their clothes
    And I’m drinking on gin so you know I’m throwed
    You can’t take me and your ability shows
    You can’t bust my balls I got Infinity Stones

    HOOK
    When you’re fucking for show and all you get is a clap
    When you’re tryna fill the tank but all you get is some gas
    When you ask for some drugs and they give you a smack
    Yo. Ain’t nobody got time for that
    When you’re tryna work out but you always stay fat
    When you’re tryna write music but it all falls flat
    When you’re in the VPC and you’re tryna act
    Like ain’t nobody got time for that

    VERSE 2
    Ain’t nobody got time for your garbage.
    Ima be honest Hit you with a couple double entendres
    better call ya mommas
    This rap game’s lawless
    Like a fat snoop dogg yeah I’m rollin down the street
    And I’m the nicest guy that you will ever meet
    I’m elite gimme a beat and you know I’m gonna slay
    Unless I’m like a plumber who’s having a shitty day
    I’m fucking fast, can you see me coming
    Democratic primaries, everybody’s running
    I’m gunnin for the top spot
    No time like the present Ima take the shot
    And Ima dust them crops so its time to tak flight
    And I’m chillin with Bernie Sanders cuz I know he ain’t right
    When you’re at the nerdcore show and you want an encore
    Yell “Beefy! We want some more (Moore)!”

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    Beaker:
    classic meme sample – fun little jab at the competition. Holy shit this sample work. This might be the best or second best cut application in the entire round. Raps are actually better than I expected – better than I remember from NF. A very solid submission – welcome to the comp Saints.
    beat: 7
    raps: 7
    challenge: 7
    avg: 7

    MC Lars: 8
    Great flow, reminds me of a Juggalo vibe, and I like the hook and rhymes. Very fun song.
    Richie: 8
    this beat is fire. One of the best sample flips of the round… for sure. “Cant bust my balls, I got infinity stones” made me chortle, so props for that.

    Rob:6
    some interesting things happened along the way but I mostly found the song underwhelming

    Public: 6.5






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    01. Damn, Daniel Stern
    SiRTET

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    Hey boy, look at you
    Rockin those sneaks like it’s ’92
    You got a nice smile, and a good set of teeth
    I’m staring you down like a big piece of meat
    Used to think I was straight as an arrow
    Ya got me feelin’ curvy like a wrist-flip lasso
    Let’s go down under and burn some green
    Maybe let me inside so I can poke your spleen
    Oh, ah you look so good
    Pullin’ up in these Vans lemmie check under the hood
    Your collars popped, a shirt from Express
    Damn, my guy, let me help you undress
    Your hands are sticky, have ya heard?
    Plugin all the holes at the McCallisters
    The wet and sticky bandits real
    Lemmie take a ride so I can seal the deal

    Chorus:
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a beautiful man
    Hollywood actor
    Get on up
    And ride that tractor
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a handsome guy
    SAG-AFTRA member
    Put it in my backseat
    Elite Pretender
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a delicate dude
    Successful artist
    Lemmie in the back
    So I can push my hardest
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a sexy male
    With a really nice beard
    I’ve got a crush on you
    Does that make it weird?

    Verse 2:
    Buschwacked, that movie’s dope
    Now, get over here let’s use the rope
    I must admit I’m your biggest fan
    And you turn me on when you wear the Vans
    Back and fourth, caress me gently
    Please coach me, like you coached Henry
    Feelin’ kinda buzzed from these two beers
    Reminds me of your voice from The Wonder Years
    Can I make you mad, just like Macauley?
    Chase me naked round the house, is that appalling?
    I saw your face in City Slickers
    Tug me rough, I’ll get there quicker
    Damn, dude, a suit and tie?
    Put me in a blindfold and make me cry
    You have more talent than Winnie the Pooh
    Just let me push the stuffing up inside of you

    Chorus:
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a beautiful man
    Hollywood actor
    Get on up
    And ride that tractor
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a handsome guy
    SAG-AFTRA member
    Put it in my backseat
    Elite Pretender
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a delicate dude
    Successful artist
    Lemmie in the back
    So I can push my hardest
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a sexy male
    With a really nice beard
    I’ve got a crush on you
    Does that make it weird?

    Verse 3:
    Let’s slow down, I need some water
    You rocked me harder than Jodie Foster
    Up on the counter, down to the floor
    You dirty old man, can you handle some more?
    Your styles great, and you’re so sexy
    Another role in a movie would not impress me
    Do I get to meet your mom, do you wanna meet mine?
    If we partner up, we’ll be just fine
    What’s that you say? It’s a one-time thing?
    I’m not a puppet master, I don’t come with strings
    I wish you love and much success
    You need to take a shower cause you’re a mess
    All your movies, legendary
    Even though your back is hairy
    Wisseau once said “Love is blind”
    Goddammit, Daniel, why can’t you be mine?

    Chorus:
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a beautiful man
    Hollywood actor
    Get on up
    And ride that tractor
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a handsome guy
    SAG-AFTRA member
    Put it in my backseat
    Elite Pretender
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a delicate dude
    Successful artist
    Lemmie in the back
    So I can push my hardest
    Damn, Daniel, Danny Stern
    Back at it with the white Vans
    Crash and burn
    You’re a sexy male
    With a really nice beard
    I’ve got a crush on you
    Does that make it weird?

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    Beaker:
    funny concept and fun to listen to if you turn it down a lot and try to ignore that super prominent guitar stab. The hook is noisecore glorious and this composition hits its targets o the mark – a better mix would make it more palatable to a broader audience and I expect that in coming rounds. This is very ‘Sirtet’ – now reproduce that for me in future rounds with a cleaner execution. Watch that high end and bring your vocalist out front and center. Idk who this rapper is but its good. Try to let people hear him.
    beat: 6
    raps: 7
    challenge: 7
    avg: 6.75

    MC Lars: 7
    I like the flow and chorus, but I think hook coudl be even stronger if the rapper had pruned it a bit much. Verse cadence is aweosme.
    Richie: 7
    The flow on this one was pretty epic. Fast rapping is usually pretty difficult, but you nailed it. Beat was good, loved the damaged industrial sounds. The EQ of the vocals leaves something to be desired.

    Rob:6
    good hook. dynamic song. not sure I would bump it again. Another example of a talented artist team that I dont think this is probably the best effort from.

    Public: 7.5






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    01. Sweet Memes
    Sleeping Dragon

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    –Verse 1–
    I’m having dreams of making the greatest memes, to be a legend remembered up on the screen, a little cream makes it even more delicious, if I cut these scenes, they gone get these fire pictures, I’m making days a bit brighter, light the night up, Kermit on typewriter, my type righter, left of the write up, when I ignite these macs, the mics (mikes) is magic, putting Mobb’s in Havoc, prodigy fabric, cut from a different graphic, creature of habit, pulling rabbits out of a hat trick, surpassed it, distract ‘em like boyfriends looking backwards, facts is, I’m Iverson lacking practice, “I verse sons” and birth puns, on the swing of the drum, it’s big fun, who wan’ some…
    –Chorus 1–
    My milf shake brings all the buoys to sea, and their likes are currency/
    They like these fire ass memes, I could teach you but you gotta pay a fee/
    (Repeat twice)
    –Verse 2–
    Now I’m Reddit credible, a professional, count the decimals, going viral from American idols, Simon Cowell’d, leave no options, like Lebron fleeing a conference…listen misfits, frisk the witness, got bars like planet fitness, enough to put an angry bagel guy on the wish list, left defenseless, arms to short to box the temptress, I’m here to put you on notice, quote the POTUS, its all fake news in showbiz, the goat is here, please rejoice, It’s Yeezy, if slavery was a choice, I can teach you, but I have to invoice, choose death before dishonor, she keke’d when I palmed her
    –Chorus 2–
    My milf shake brings all the buoys to sea, and their likes are currency
    They like these fire ass memes, I could teach you but you gotta pay a fee
    (Repeat twice)
    Viral video sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKEh_lssV2U
    doube entendres:
    a little cream makes it even more delicious
    my type righter
    the mics (mikes) is magic
    I verse sons
    My milf shake brings all the buoys to sea
    got bars like planet fitness
    she keke’d when I palmed her

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    Beaker:
    why do I feel like this team got here around the last vpc and has been waiting patiently to come in and wreck shit. Love the smooth r&b approach. Lots of multis and fun little syllabic trick shots all throughout this track. Once again my most common complaints come back – the hook is lack luster – that dirty tuba hit begs for something stronger than a mid20s lounge act singin bout those memes. I like the mix here tho you can tell which samples came packaged together but the producer makes up for it with some great vocal work and layering. I want more from this team.
    beat: 8
    raps: 7
    challenge: 8
    avg: 7.75

    MC Lars: 6
    Great demo – but I think the beat could be mixed better to really bring the energy up. Music is well done, I just wish it were more polished.
    Richie: 10
    Production was fucking fire. Lyricism and flow were dope too. Lebron fleeing the conference… and she ke-ke’ed when I palmed her? Yeah… this might be the team to beat.

    Rob:9
    D’angelo makes me love it right away but then they can sing and rhyme too. A little pitchy maybe at times in the singing but it has charm the entire time and I loved it

    Public: 7.25






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    01. Weaker Potions
    Some of BType

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    armed and
    dangerous, you know the type
    – come round here most nights
    sacks are heavy, getting ready
    medievil lookin fuckers, already unsteady
    but toiling for the spoils of battle
    blood boiling, gonna slay like cattle
    swords are broad, watch out for the tip
    poke and rip, you can smell the agenda
    coming up to the potion seller
    try to fool him like he’s penn and teller
    but hes seen it before, He’ll see it agen
    hard to fool like he teller and penn
    alchemist, pessimist
    knowledge of concoctions intimite
    our knight is gonna make a mess of this
    the b-b-b-bartering unf-folds quick

    sword sheaved, but it wont be later
    our man with the potions, no soothsayer
    simply seen several stirred sires around
    who are all looking for mounds and mounds
    of treasure
    potion selling is no life of leisure
    he says his potions kill knights, do you believe it?
    you know how he knows? he’s seen it
    this knight wont get any farther
    its the only thing thats getting harder
    the absolute audacity of this litch
    our knight is being an absolute
    brigand. a fitting ditty
    thou still suckle thine mothers titty
    no pretty trinkets would win the heart
    of the potion seller enough for him to part wiyth
    a single potion for this knight
    bah, not a man, let alone a knight
    find yourself a potion seller that sells
    weaker potions!

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    Beaker:
    slightly obscure meme from a slightly obscure pair of brits – I admit I enjoy btype outside of the vpc but this track left me a bit let down. Mixing is round, the big room reverb on the vox were a bad call (doubles instead, fam) and the beat doesn’t drive the track, its just a vessel to deliver the rest of the track. I expect more in future rounds, and a hug at future cons.
    beat: 6
    raps: 6
    challenge: 6
    avg: 6

    MC Lars: 8
    Great energy and samples, awesome melody. Made points for originality! Wish the bass were louder.
    Richie: 6
    Flow and lyrics were dope. The beat was good… but I feel the song overall could be mixed a little better. Also, would have loved to hear a hook on this one.

    Rob:7
    loud, Ah another familiar voice. super fast track didnt need to force the rhyming to be so fast but he pulled it off.

    Public: 6






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    01. Ight Imma Head Out
    SongBotCo

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    [Chorus]
    The party starts to blow…imma head out
    My heart tells me to go …imma head out
    See something isn’t right, respond with fight or flight
    and now I’m like “Ight… imma head out”

    (Scenario) Ight, there are many times and situations
    Where things start out dope but then something builds up my reservations
    Like a hangout where I be vibing then someone tests my patience
    And inside I’m begging the strength to hold back aggressive statements
    Cuz I could go off, let this bullshit snowball
    Or simply let it go yall, and chill before I escalate the
    Beef, maybe it’s best to keep the peace, or am I just too patient?
    Fuck it imma head out, peace. My Lyft is waiting

    My job sucks, I feel so unappreciated
    My boss sucks, he’s evil yup I freaking hate him
    Days off suck, I’m fatigued I always need vacation
    But the office demonizes me and says I leave em hangin
    I’ma load up Indeed, and send my resume up
    To a couple cool companies, my future in the making
    And at tomorrows meeting, the words imma get out
    Ight. Imma head out, 2 week notice, resignation

    [Chorus]

    (Scenario) Hi mom, apologize for the time crunch
    Appreciate the room and board, always gave me my lunch
    I’m saying this knowing I’m about to make your life suck
    But I’m your fucking baby, and I’ve been in you for nine months
    (Shieeeet) I saw a button that said break your water
    Pushed that button and now the womb is in complete disorder
    Shiny light appeared, and I hear “Pushhhhh” from my father
    Ight…I should head out, super stoked to be your daughter!

    (Lightning round) Ight Imma Head Out… Ice cream truck is parked outside
    Ight imma head out… the Uber’s about to cancel ride
    Ight Imma Head Out… my Pokestop just got a lure
    Ight Imma Head Out… Is that a spider I’m not sure
    Ight Imma Head Out… bad cell reception in the crowd
    Ight Imma Head Out… romantic feelings i can’t get em out
    Ight Imma Head Out… the window for a better glance
    Ight Imma Head Out… penis tip stuck out the pants (yeesh)

    [Chorus]

    It’s time make like a dryer sheet and BOUNCE. Time to hit the old dusty trail ya feel me? Let’s skedaddle, folks. The going got tough so the tough got going I guess. Hasta mother frickin luego.

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    Beaker:
    really great sampling work and song construction here. The vocal work is seriously excellent and the mix is balanced well. That bass line is fun and present throughout the track even with the vocalist delivering on the lower side. I feel like I hear two different vocalists in this track – like so much so that I doublechecked with people. Also I want to point to this track as a really good hook that doesn’t kill the flavor of the track. Also really cool subject/approach. Super neat track with great replayability.
    beat: 8
    raps: 7
    challenge: 8
    avg: 7.75

    MC Lars: 9
    This song is a hit. Chorus is aweosme, the flow is super on-point. Great song.
    Richie: 8
    That hook… super catchy. Flow is very solid, Beat is dope too. The low end of the beat sort of muddies out the track a bit… but otherwise a solid entry.

    Rob:10
    I like it a lot and flipping from singing to rhyming and diff voices is great. This person is talented. I’m a fan right away. hahah on the concept of birth. I’m all about this song

    Public: 7.5






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    01. I Meme Well
    Soundproof

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    Let me take a second to line these pictures with words
    I meme business without the tea sipping occurred but I did witness
    a beautiful lady looking my way,
    no Rebecca black but in fact met her on a Friday.
    Bobby brown noggin, you know you been jogging thru my mind all day I’m trying to keep pace
    Her response was a grumpy cat
    nick young face
    I Stand a better chance winning a fight with harambe.
    No Kanye so ima let you finish
    great curve of all time you must love tennis
    cuz you still left the US open on the court
    im not in the friends zone with a knife and a fork
    Ima site to see, just a slight lag
    You are the bomb.com it’s hashtagged with Baghdad
    So batter up if your up at the tee
    a home run if you wanna run the bases with me see

    The verdict it in, on the dime you are a ten
    Walk into a busy room and catch the distracted boyfriends
    In my perspective I end up being protective
    Cuz im required to have class, the others are just electives
    Challenge accepted, yeah the beat got slap
    And hit em right in the feels of that keyboard cat
    So Debo where the keyboard at?
    Lord Jesus it’s a fire and I ain’t nobody got time for that.
    Back on track hey baby how you doing
    still pictures in my mind and it’s moving straight grooving from the head to the feet
    do we speak physique
    coming on high notes that even make Swv weak
    Sheesh, to me your so important
    Hall of fame, room of crying jordons
    No josh Groban, you raise me up
    To the competition continue to push all the daisy up facts.

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    Beaker:
    what a great idea with shitty execution. The beat is fuckin solid but mixed poorly and is hard to listen to, especially loud. Raps are excellent, key changes are subtle and enjoyable. Wish there was an actual hook but that’s a common problem in this round. Get on your producer, this song is too good to be mixed in to unlistenable ranges.
    beat: 4
    raps: 8
    challenge: 6
    avg: 6

    MC Lars: 9
    Vaporwave flavor. Awesome production. Beat is huge and energy is solid. Loved this.
    Richie: 8.5
    song has one of the best mixes of the round. Love the way the Rick Astley sample was flipped in the beat. Vocalist’s flow and vocal presence were very impressive as well.. would have been perfect if something more creative was done for the hook.

    Rob:8
    (Intially scored 5, but it grew to an 8) o my god its painful but then I start to like it. Like picking this meme is such a bad idea but they executed well and made it different so im starting to respect it the longer it goes on more and more. The raps are just fine so I may have to listen again since i was onboard with the meme by song end.

    Public: 7.75






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    01. Virus Video
    Spandex Moose

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    Here we go again, baby, the return of the Moose
    And we still got the fresh rhymes, the fresh crew
    The fresh lines, the fresh two, it’s so true
    Chasing money and the honeys like I’m Winnie the Pooh

    So guess who, call me Cyrus like I’m boarding Con Air
    Cos I’m a virus in your system and you better beware
    Better prepare, got memes that’ll crash your server
    You’ll be seeing Grumpy Cat cos imma do you a murder

    BRIDGE
    Still number one, yea we still come first,
    Still sick, still wanna know how magnets work
    Imma let you finish inna minute word to Kanye
    Come on everybody, dicks out for Harambe

    CHORUS

    Cash us outside, talking to the ladies on the reg
    Call us Super Smash Brothers cos we do it togeth
    -er, bitches be like Dragonborn, make em shout
    Saying Fus Ro Dah when they blowing my candle out

    Shrek is love, Shrek is life
    You about to get Shrekked when we party tonight
    Call me Solid Snake I’m always hiding in boxes
    And the ladies be like Gollum, saying “give me the cockses”

    BRIDGE
    Still number one, yea we still come first,
    Still sick, still wanna know how magnets work
    Imma let you finish inna minute word to Kanye
    Come on everybody, dicks out for Harambe

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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    Beaker:
    I knew this was a spandex moose track from that instant it started… that fun, poppy surfer rock thing reminds me a lot of the last spandex moose song I listened to. Ive always liked Happi and I still do. This is pretty much exactly what somebody would expect if you asked them to describe nerdcore back in 2001. Solid offering – needs mix and mastering work and if that’s still elo I would expect a slightly better mix, though I don’t know why I would expect that. Also anyway heres wonderwall was funny but also fuck you guys.
    beat: 6
    raps: 8
    challenge: 8
    avg: 7.25

    MC Lars: 6
    Not mad at this song. Just confused by the vocal effect. Not a bad jam though, that Oasis sample is classic.
    Richie: 6
    lyrics were dope. Lots of breaks with talking, along with the acapella tacked on to the end, which makes this sound more like an album intro than a standalone song.

    Rob:5
    ok very different gimmie a second to listen…..its silly and I respect that but its not gonna win. Keep up the good work and please make music but you are gonna have to step it up to win VPC6. I couldn’t make it through the entire a cappella

    Public: 4.5






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    01. Everybody to the Memeit
    TBD

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    You want a candidate, born in the internet
    Spittin’ out memes without breaking a sweat
    Let’s get to know me, let’s take a dive
    I been Extremely Online since Shfifty Five

    I’m a Wife Guy, I’m happily wed
    We love to spend time scrolling Twitter in bed
    With hell of content spoonfed 24/7
    In the little tiny smartbox
    Media heaven

    But I’mma pause
    Roll back, rewind
    The school computer lab was where I spent most of my time
    Strollin’ through dogpile for naughty webrings
    Hoggin’ the bandwidth for baudy webthings

    Then like the latest toy you got from Santa
    We couldn’t stop talkin’ bout the dancing banana
    I saw the looks on the faces of all of my friends
    I committed to sharing hot memes to the end

    Come on fhqwhgads!
    I said come on fhqwhgads!
    I can push it to the limit
    My memes are gonna win it
    Everybody come on fhqwhgads!

    Come on fhqwhgads.
    I said come on fhqwhgads!
    If you dream it I can meme it
    Come on and lemme’ meme it
    Come on let me meme it fhqwhgads!

    If someone says memes are dumb
    Then I’ll call ’em a liar
    Then I’ll point with the thumb at all the memes to admire
    My memes are fonts of wisdom, they’re powerfully packed
    The other memes look weird becuz they got no impact

    And ain’t nobody got time for that
    I give you quality goods
    Opposed to quality crap
    You want a snack and a nap?
    Then consider me gone
    To the kitchen to fetch you a bourguignon

    That’s right!
    Full service!
    Handy too!
    I’ll do all the dirty deeds
    I will chauffeur you
    to the beach
    You can yell at a seagull
    or throw your battery into the ocean
    cuz it’s perfectly legal

    I’ll take meticulous logs
    I’mma go log wild
    Take a log of the log
    And then that log had a child!
    You see on top of the memery I can polish the scenery
    I’m the pilot that you want piloting your machinery

    x3
    Come on fhqwhgads!
    I said come on fhqwhgads!
    I can push it to the limit
    My memes are gonna win it
    Everybody come on fhqwhgads!

    Come on fhqwhgads.
    I said come on fhqwhgads!
    If you dream it I can meme it
    Come on and lemme’ meme it
    Come on let me meme it fhqwhgads!

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    Beaker:
    Great source – great intro. Lets see what this is all about. Big bass, great grime factor and the raps are mixed nicely on top. Great delivery and clarity, flows are a little choppy but it comes together pretty nicely. The hook is a solid attempt and I appreciate the very nerdcore quality of tryin hard and goin ass out on a hook. Nice try yall.
    beat: 7
    raps: 8
    challenge: 7
    avg: 7.25

    MC Lars: 6
    Like the swag on this. Like the piano. Cool jam with a dope chorus.
    Richie: 7.5
    very clever double entendres, and I appreciate finally knowing what FQWHGADS sounds like, lol.

    Rob:7
    I really like the chorus but the hook isnt really for me. but overall I like the song. The music and production is good though and kept me engaged

    Public: 7.25






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    01. Music & Memes
    Team Kokoro

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    It was
    me and the boys, Friday, hanging out in the locker room and
    We was
    playing minecraft, there’s a creeper, aw man, got to stop my doom
    I got a
    text from a girl sayin “wyd” like “what you doin?”
    I said
    “I’m getting this bread, had a diamond for you but you ruined it.”
    She said
    Verse:
    “Oh that’s cool. Let’s hang out. Just come over here dude.”
    I texted
    “I ain’t got a car, no bike, no skates, no money to move.”
    She said “but I’m home alone for the whole weekend with too much food.”
    And that was my last time online, they pressed F and gave me a salute, peace
    Verse:
    – See me Naruto run
    on that old town road
    like it’s Area 51
    waiting at her home
    Either way, I’ma clap alien cheeks
    like Ant-man to Thanos
    I was friendzoned
    but now she knows
    I’m so breathtaking
    like Neo
    till she texts “If you’re not here soon, I’m locking the door. ”
    Verse:
    Please say sike right now
    I’m like 13 miles out
    Oh my god I can’t strike out
    like I’m a Wii bowler who fouled
    I should’ve practiced what to say to her
    like a Duolingo owl
    man it’s rewind time
    I’m a time traveler
    got to find a new route
    Ah shit…here we go again

    Chorus:
    She told me to come over for some music and memes
    Maybe netflix and chill
    I’m like “babe in your dreams.
    Unless it’s anime for real.”
    She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom
    make me sing that Halo theme.”
    She told me to come over for some music and memes
    Maybe netflix and chill
    I’m like “babe in your dreams.
    Unless it’s anime for real.”
    She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
    theme.”
    Verse:
    Time to go Ultra Instinct Shaggy
    I’ma be there so fast so snappy
    Ain’t nobody gonna stop me for the nasty
    Free tacos, I’ll fall for her gladly
    Making my way downtown
    Running fast, till I saw a clown in my path
    He said, “I know where you’re goin.
    That’s my girl, I’ma kick yo ass.”
    Verse:
    Epic bruh moment
    Bout to go sicko mode on it
    I got anime and God on my side, don’t fuck with my cajones
    but he beat my ass till I cried like Carson next to Joe Swanson, he said
    “Gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum, buddy?”
    Verse:
    Please say sike right now
    I’m like less than a mile out
    Oh my god I can’t stop now, so
    Call me Shrek, cause I want to Smash Mouth
    I should’ve practiced how to dance
    when a gangsta dissin my fly gal
    man it’s rewind time
    I’m a time traveler
    got to find a new route
    Ah shit…here we go again

    Chorus:
    She told me to come over for some music and memes
    Maybe netflix and chill
    I’m like “babe in your dreams.
    Unless it’s anime for real.”
    She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
    theme.”
    She told me to come over for some music and memes
    Maybe netflix and chill
    I’m like “babe in your dreams.
    Unless it’s anime for real.”
    She said, “you’re such a weeb. Now take me to the bathroom make me sing that Halo
    theme.”
    Verse:
    Finally, I’m coming through
    I headed out – like Spongebob would do
    Made the right choice, like it’s red or it’s blue
    Dodged all the bull like the Undertale dude
    Knock on the door, she opens on cue
    Her aheago face is on, it’s so cute
    She is the thot of my thoughts coming true
    She ripped off my clothes and my watch and my shoes
    Verse:
    Suddenly, she said “I’m not in the mood.”
    I said “what if we kissed? Is it cause I’m a noob?”
    She said, “Here is the motherfuckin tea, you hit or you miss but I’m sorry, this time
    you will lose.”
    I told her “baby, that sounds kind of rude.”
    She said, “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
    then I woke up, and I let out an “oof.”
    The Bizarrest Adventure, to be continued
    Outro

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    Beaker:
    I can spot a roborob beat from a mile away but NLJ ran away with this track. Great production – I mean really. Sampling, drops, additives, supplements this fuckin beat is an entire meal and I love it – mix is beautiful and balanced. Ofc I love the electro taste of this sample but again, NLJ takes this open road and runs all fuckin over it. I said this would be one of the teams to beat and I mean it. Like gross/beats this team has the distinct advantage of an experienced engineer being on the team. Great job guys.
    beat: 10
    raps: 9
    challenge: 9
    avg: 9.25

    MC Lars: 9
    Aweosme groove and flow. I like this one a lot. Great chorus!! What a flow on that last verse, dang son.
    Richie: 8.5
    call me Shrek cause I want to Smash Mouth…. LMAOOOOO. The production is great, and compliments the vocalist’s style perfectly.

    Rob:9
    I knew who it was right away and I love both these guys. Even though I am biased I don’t think that matters because this track is great. Speedy flow I can understand I can’t say it enough if you are stumbling and rapping fast don’t. This is an example of someone in control. Production is top notch. I have vintage speakers that deliver bass very very well and if done wrong its overwhelming or missing. This hit the sweet spot

    Public: 7.75






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    01. Just Do It
    Team Titans

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    Just do it that check will have u verified
    Add it with some clout u can prolly cop u a paradigms
    They say a white girl can get u high from a simple line
    Then u lose ya hand, keep watch of your cards iight/

    This dragon punch is too much but it’s so ryu
    Don’t forget ken he ascends with the special move
    I never played with building blocks so I never even touched a brick
    Stay away from cells, cuz I never was a science kid

    Transaction will show where the credit lies
    Them alphabet boys will find where ya money lies
    They jump out the window cuz they believe that they can fly
    A small bee sting will always have a pest a side

    Thirst for the knowledge they start to say that I Q
    Will clap Tupac’s to make sure that I got the juice
    I’m Clark Kent everytime that I’m in the booth
    I’ll have the best score even if the verse is u

    (Just do it, Just do it – how u gonna make a movement if u not moving
    Just do it, Just do it – If you learn from the lesson then you’re not losin)

    Bat to ya spine like Shoma when I SnapBack
    Think bout Sega everytime I let my Dreamcast
    Anger in my methods me n mine gotta do the math
    Just to find the average, you can say this is mean rap

    Please watch ya chick cuz I could catcher in the rye
    Tryna to get some cheddar cuz bread is always on my mind
    College drop outs be thinking that they are wise guys
    Then I say here’s the thing and then it’s cobblering time

    A thunder clap every time u see a cloud strife
    Me n mine link for the chain in every single fight
    Most Lil kids got the nerve to go mess with Nyte
    But nocturnal phobia will have em using a night light

    Look at these criminals they never wanna see the bars
    Tiger woods when I play I’m beyond par
    They wanna get hype cuz they mess with a monster
    We all know the code when it’s come contra

    (Just do it, Just do it – how u gonna make a movement if u not moving
    Just do it, Just do it – If you learn from the lesson then you’re not losin)

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    Beaker:
    I made Tara listen to this song to confirm it was as good as I thought it was. A simple beat executed really well that showcases the vocalist at all the right times. The layering and phrasing of the bass lines appeals to me and shows an intricacy in the composition. Fun meme material and another track that takes one meme and makes it an element of the track, not just the beat. Missing an actual hook but the sample works. This was, indeed, a good track.
    beat: 8
    raps: 8
    challenge: 8
    avg: 8

    MC Lars: 7
    Like this jam a lot, beat could be mixed better, flows are tight though. Wish hook had been catchier, but still great.
    Richie: 8
    This shit was laden with bars. Beat compliements the lyrics well. The staying away from cells, because you hate science, and because you never built your block with bricks line was clever.

    Rob:6
    I dont like the relentless organ. LIke to hear some chip elements in there. Rhymes are solid and tough. at least this song motivated me to finish up my voting for the vpc6 hahah

    Public: 6.75






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    01. Back At It Again
    Thot Team Epic

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    Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme
    Doin’ donuts when I these twist this memes
    Drive a hoe nuts with my dope flow
    Cruller when I cut with the dough, tho

    v1.
    Never been one for the krispy kremes
    Never follow trends I miss these memes
    Internet fucks got the internet fucked
    My profile low but never once ducked
    Never once sucked, better twice dipped
    Dunkin deez nuts hoe, back-kickflips
    Get loop, get a clip, get repeat
    Get my glazed honey dip; she a freak B

    But they want the virals with they dicks out
    Coulda lived on Harambe but I dipped out
    Chump-pansies just phallically trained
    Errbody goin on galaxy brain
    But ain’t nobody got time for that
    Bitch don’t wanna spit rhymes for that
    Ah fuck you can’t believe I done this
    Guess this means I fuckin’ won this

    v2.
    But I really ain’t chasing this meme world
    Drop out the race; not an e-girl
    Could clout chase like a VCSO thot
    But I rather eat a Nabisco box
    Rick rolled past me so I’m givin’ it up
    If you want Astley never givin’ a fuck
    Could drip it on twitter but don’t speak
    To ya tweety-bird bitch-bitter/ in-cliques

    Corporate memes?? silence brand!!!
    Lead pipe dream for a violent plan
    You’re like “time-out, where’s the beef?”
    Real shit I sleep cuz where’s the fleek
    Y’all shits weak, I’mma head out
    Told y’all I’m not about clout
    Just spit shit to bust some minds
    Bitch backflip smash signs-on vine

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    Beaker:
    I wish that slam sample was more prominent in the track that would be been fuckin epic. Beat is super fun – boomy and fresh with a villainous bass line. Raps are good but I didn’t realize the song had started until we hit the first hook – I dislike the vocal fx or maybe just the order in which they’ve been applied. Humor me and drop the reverb and see if you don’t like it better without the echo. Js.
    beat: 7
    raps: 7
    challenge: 6
    avg: 6.75

    MC Lars: 7
    Like the energy and dance vibe, whish vocals were mixed louder, but this song is sassy and heavy. Chorus is amazing.
    Richie: 7.5
    Very catchy production, a lot of vocal effects can be a big risk, but it works here. really work here. Lots of punchlines/entendres, ranging from clever (viral with the dicks out) to meh (doin’ donuts). Solid track overall.

    Rob:6
    mix is bad. sounds so muddy. Are we raping about donuts? or the rapper who had to change his name? rapper has skills though. Beat is great I jsut really wish it had been mastered to sound wider and bigger.

    Public: 6






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    01. Meme Queen
    WackPack

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    She came to me/
    (If you know what I mean)/
    Asked if I had any memes/
    I said yeah, I got what you need/
    I let her Numa Numa on my Star Wars Kid/
    Gave her chocolate rain and that’s when she hid/
    She said you’re a dinosaur, Out of the times/
    You need to check some of mine/
    So she wanted to take a ride down my Old Town Road/
    Bless the rains down in Africa and punch Pepe the toad/
    I was at a loss, they didn’t make sense to me/
    But I kept on clicking, so I could receive/
    Her load in my face of these new school memes/
    Because ermahgerd shrs the grl of mr drms/
    When she finished, it blew out my cranium/
    I don’t know what this is, but I think its aliens

    Hook x2:
    Meme queen, she’s got them memes/
    She’s the girl of my dreams/
    I don’t always fall fast in love, but when I do/
    It’s for a meme queen like you/

    One does not simply get into new memes, though/
    You gotta ease it in, take it real slow/
    Have some bad luck with Brian/
    Go sip on some tea with Kermit/
    She said “stick with me, I’ll get you where you need to go/
    In no time we’ll be cheersing with DiCaprio”/
    As we were going, I found myself distracted/
    By another pretty girl in a dress that’s red/
    That girl was 4chan, a hive of scum and villainy/
    But then I pulled out, and meme queen said to me/
    “Don’t go in there, that place is just drivel/
    Stay here with me, where things are more civil/
    I’m never gonna give you up/
    I’m never gonna let you down/
    Just stay by my side man/
    I’m the captain now/

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    Beaker:
    distortion layers on layers on layers on layers. The raps came in and I got so mad… but im a judge. I have to listen to this several times and give it a fair, constructive assessment to facilitate the growth of the artists and the tournament and yes, the community at large. So here we go.
    take up golf.
    beat: 4
    raps: 2
    challenge: 7
    avg: 4.25

    MC Lars: 2
    I do like the storytelling, but I think the rapper can work on his flow, and I would love if the beat had a stronger drum groove. That being said, the unorthodox flow is kind of dope.
    Richie: 4
    Lyrics weren’t bad, but the production was really lacking on this one.

    Rob:2
    o god reallly hahah ok you better bring it if this is how it starts. OK Im glad you want to make music but you got a lot of work to do if youwanna compete in the VPC please dont give up!!

    Public: 3.25






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    01. Whack
    Whack

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    Whack – Whack

    Not to be mean

    But your meme games trash

    Scroll on my page

    All you do is screen grab

    You should only pray

    That we never cross paths
    Hero with the down b
    I’m looking for the
    Whack

    Back at it again
    With the white Van’s
    Your mans never stood a chance
    Check his footstance
    Too many artists out here biting like Charlie
    I’m sorry, you’re party is utter malarkey
    But You’re barking at the wrong doge
    Wow
    Such edge
    See if you can push it
    Or you can back away slowly
    Homer in the bushes
    taking all the me-mes
    Without a follow or retweet
    That’s why I gotta Block you
    Like cena, you’ll never see me

    This is war for all, arm-
    morty with a limeRick
    Hot girl Summer took your balls, dog
    Snip snip
    I’m just spilling tea like the frog
    Sip sip
    Press f to pay respects
    When you RIP RIP
    I always kill with the skill
    of a starwars kid
    I never fail
    When I flail
    Cuz I’m far more fit
    It’s not a hassle on Hoff
    If you night ride
    When the power of god and animes
    On my side

    Spring forward
    But you need to fall back
    You can catch me outside
    Like I’m in the tall grass
    One doesn’t simply shit post
    Better than me
    I was born in the dank
    I was molded by the memes
    Not to be mean
    But your meme games trash
    Scroll on my page
    All you do is screen grab
    You should only pray
    That we never cross paths
    Hero with the down b
    I’m looking for the
    Whack.

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    Beaker:
    its whack.
    beat: 4
    raps: 6
    challenge: 7
    avg: 5.75

    MC Lars: 5
    Like that groove and the flavor, but again, I wish this had a stronger chorus.
    Richie: 6.5
    verses were good, I love the sample but the production is lacking something. Vocals could be mixed and EQ’ed better.

    Rob:5
    not grabbing me at all but at least it was short haha

    Public: 5.25






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    01. Never Gonna Grow Up
    White Hippy

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    So I’m sitting up in College as I write this song
    Collaging thoughts
    I’m piecing puzzles
    As I write my wrongs
    The jig is up I’m sawing quarters
    And I’m making halves
    Trying to paint a bigger picture
    As I full/fool the glass
    mirror
    A bit clearer
    I stand up bigger
    It figures that I trigger every gold digger
    Shawty got her own on the throne
    Too unique to clone
    No competition
    Let me carry on
    Look,
    Cash Rules Everything
    A fire all around me
    It’s fine, dog
    I’m cued up for the pounding
    My sound is so astounding
    It took a stage of drowning
    But neck up in the sand- accepted I’m resounding
    Yeah, I had to beat myself ’til I was black and blue
    Saw white and gold
    Wondered if this is what I see for you
    ‘Cause white with gold can be so iffy when you Black and true
    Yes, it me
    I am the one that I am talking to
    Who wants to get older?
    “Me! Me!”
    When I was kid it was a dream dream
    Now I’m making memes on my screen screen
    Childhood heart still seen seen
    Adult life gives a shock like Pikachu
    I peek at you
    On the same boat with a clue
    This lonely island getting filled with nostalgic thoughts
    Doesn’t feel like it now
    but this is the plot

    Never gonna give it up
    Moving right through the dust
    I wanna take care of us
    Oh no

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    Beaker:
    yo first of all I want to thank this team for unwittingly picking a name that put them in between some pretty fuckin whack submissions. What an awesome breath of fresh air this track was and still is – this is the third track in the round that I am listening to in my car days later and I want more of whoever the fuck this is. I serisouly fuck with this. Great mixing, great beats, met the challenge head on with a street flavor that makes this almost feel unfair in a nerdcore tournament. Excellent.
    beat: 8
    raps: 10
    challenge: 7
    avg: 8.25

    MC Lars: 7
    Nice cadence and energy. Beat is solid. Wish beat had more variation, but this jam is tight.
    Richie: 8.5
    Smooth production. Really love the vocalist’s flow. GREAT track, but felt criminally short. Would have been a point higher with an extra verse.

    Rob:8
    waiting for the chorus to come in am I gonna get it? this is screaming for that part. this person has it though and the producer did a great job making it all match up and theres the part I was waiting for YAY I wish it was longer but cant penalize for that !

    Public: 8






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    01. Cats All Your Base Are Belong To Us
    xo+

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    The meme, the maymay, the meemee, the mehmee, has taken over all of the world, and then there’s plenty, to use when you have to project, every, or any, thoughts, feelings, random emotions, there is so many, its gotten pretty crazy, and this shit’s amazing, the way this built and took it all over, and now its phased in and raising, a kid in this world, there will be days when, you gotta put a foot to that ass, and never cave in, those kids, they will take that emotion, and put a day in, trying to get the feeling in memes, they get a say in, the spread and the stretch of that meme, and get to say when, that meme, will no longer be used, that happens day in, and day out, every few seconds, another plays out, viral is the aim of this game, that’s all its a-bout, trying to be the greatest memelord, the dankest name out, another gonna soon be on top, and you’ll be phased out

    So you see, it was Me and the Boys, we gone to Jupiter, the ship went and crashed on the moon, so now were stupider, Bad Luck Brian was there, talking to Lucifer, he traded in his soul for a girl, but now he’s thru with her, that dirtball, Scumbag Steve was wreaking havoc, sending little gifts to his Girl, they’re filled with maggots, his Girl, she’s a bit of a problem, she’s really clingy, soft, Overly Attached, one night, she cut his thingy off, the last Boyfriend, she dumped him, he was Distracted, checking out a chick in her face, she then attacked him, he told her that she needed to stop overreacting, she turned around and got herself pregnant and then she trapped him, this Grumpy Cat will probably say no to Ancient Aliens, while Gladiators asking if this is entertaining them, the Tide Pod eating and Ice Buckets was failing them, intelligence has now left the building, with Thomas trailing em

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    Beaker:
    I can dig this beat – straight up yall I dig the FUCK out of this beat. Chops missing screws but all over this beat is radio ready all licenses considered. Raps are solid but the dissonance between the beat and the natural key of the producer is highlighted in a sloppy mix. The beat makes me think this producer could have done a lot better with the vocal mix but chose not to – not that it was out of his capacity.
    beat: 6
    raps: 8
    challenge: 8
    avg: 7.25

    MC Lars: 8
    Whoo! Well produced, positive, energetic banger! Very dope!!
    Richie: 8.5
    that sample…wow. Harmonies on the hook send this one out of the park. Different milestones in meme culture cleverly woven into the verses. This is a bop.

    Rob:8
    haha yes great choice for a sample. I’m instantly in a place where im ready to enjoy the song. Feels like a summer track to me.

    Public: 7.75






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    01. I Am Not Nice
    YNGSLLVN

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    Yo this the prickliest prick, got a poundful of dick
    You say hi to my fists cause you all get a stick
    I throw an ax an it sticks, I swang an ax an you split
    I go and straddle a nuke because I’m callin it quits
    On that Apocalypse tip I can’t stop talking that shit
    I can’t stop copping a hit I can’t stop coughin and shit
    I got a rock in my bits I’m so ill that I’m sick
    Now I’m stoned all the time stay hydrated kids
    I’m officially the saltiest motherfucker in the commonwealth
    Cause nobody gives a fuck about public health
    They hoard the wealth, we tighten belts til we hangin on em
    Cause bein brokes the scarlet letter that they hangin on em
    I could say so many words but no ones hangin on em
    I’m rantin ravin can’t contain the brains derangement longer
    I feel insane I lost my way I got a curse up on it
    I need a cage put me away and put a padlock on it!

    I get the ducats then I chuck em in my fuck it bucket
    My boss can suck it, a dollar a dime he buzzin from it
    For every hour I work he skims a dozen of it
    I make the service he takes it and makes a profit from it
    Cause he don’t care if you’re dyin or bakin buns in ovens
    And if you sit in the slop, the pigs’ll get to shovin
    They gonna spray you with mace and then they get to clubbin
    So now we cover the face flamin bottles gluggin
    We settin fire to cars like this was twisted metal
    Twist the metal stab it real hard, make the prison mental
    Lil Yaz knockin out teeth like this was prison dental
    Sullivan knocks statues in streets, fukn monumental
    I do addition – addin bullets to brain cases
    They did a study on us, told us we’re brain cases
    Buy balaklavas in bulk – so I remain faceless
    I’m rude as fuck, vicious vain and the ace tasteless

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    Beaker:
    this is me. This song is about me. Me. Beaker. ME.
    beat: 7
    raps: 7
    challenge: 8
    avg: 7.25

    MC Lars: 5
    I like the beat, I think the flow could have more energy and be louder, with adlibs etc., but great punchlines.
    Richie: 7
    “Sullivan knocks statues in the streets… fucking monumental.” I see you, lol. Would have liked to hear some sort of hook instead of just an instrumental between verses.

    Rob:7
    Ilike the sample of skeltor and the track is growing on me. I think because it sounds like a rainy day or like vapor sad stuff or something that effects me but then I get used to it and I enjoy the flow and calm delivery

    Public: 7






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    01. Stay Thirsty
    ZeroCool

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    You know I live a life of intrigue
    Big fish, you wish
    I know I’m in my own league*
    20,000 under the sea
    What up, Sebastian
    Y’all crabs I’m Viagra
    Because I’m lasting
    My time is Neverending Story
    But I’m not a cheater, Peter
    Hauling in my lorry/Lorre**
    Y’all bore*** me
    Like a worm in my tomato garden
    Y’all lames in flames
    You couldn’t get my James Harden****
    At Busch Garden
    With my homie from the Nerdlucks
    I can’t hear your raft
    Because I never herd/heard ducks*****
    Spare me if I can’t strike******
    When you dare me to touch a
    Mike/mic Myers/My, yers*******
    Don’t matter just let me at a butcher knife
    Life is but a dream sweetheart
    And I’m the dream master
    Sewing******** at the speed of light
    Yeah I know I seam/seem faster*********
    And I can’t even tell if you’re listening
    I stay posted********** like the mail
    The most interesting

    *nautical / sports
    **actor / British term for semi truck
    ***ennui / insect action
    ****basketball player / penis erection
    *****to gather a group (raft) of ducks / to hear + water fowl / sucker mcs
    ******bowling / oh please (spare me) + attack (strike)
    *******Halloween villain / microphone + possessive pronouns
    ********planting seeds / making clothes
    *********sewing / appear to be
    **********mail / vigilant

    I’m the most interesting man in the world
    Holding a beer in between two girls
    Salt and pepper beard
    And the moment that you feared
    Is when I grab the mic
    And proceed to get weird

    I don’t always wild out
    But when I do it’s full moon
    Don’t always play guitar
    But when I do it’s in tune
    I don’t always hate
    But when I do it’s because I’m driving
    I don’t always turn away
    But when I do it’s because you’re lying
    Don’t always lock the door
    Except when I’ve been watching Forensic Files
    Don’t always get high
    But when I do
    New hairstyle
    I don’t always need a friend
    But when I do it’s because I”m tripping
    I don’t always use an mp3
    My LP was skipping
    I don’t always eat meat
    But when I do I wanna have a cow
    Don’t tell me what to do, Bart
    I hang with homies that allow
    Me to be the most interesting G
    And I don’t always do coke
    But when I do it’s because it’s free
    I don’t always dance
    But when I do it’s Paper Planes
    Maybe Mamma Mia
    Or Jump Around by House of Pain
    I don’t always sell drugs
    But when I do it’s marijuana bud
    And I don’t always wrestle
    But when I do it’s mud
    Don’t unsheath my katana
    Unless I wanna draw blood
    Don’t always use a drywall anchor
    Unless the hole’s not on a stud
    I don’t always make the beer run
    But when I do I get snacks
    Don’t always play M.K.
    But when I do I pick Jax
    Don’t always go to church
    But when I do it’s cus of funerals
    And when I make a sequel
    I use the Roman numerals
    I don’t always confess
    Unless they use a wire tap and
    I don’t always talk mess
    But when I do it’s because I’m rapping

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    Beaker:
    last on the list but first in our hearts, it’s the most interesting men in the world – its zero cool. I was super interested in this team up between pz and coolzey and I was not let down at all. Lots of fun, fast moving beat to meet coolzey’s naturally doublet delivery. A quicker flamenco sample to back up the verse would have been nice but I bet very hard to find. Cool sample for the ‘hook’ but then some actual hook work comes in and its about the same as the sample – meh. Great verses, weak hook, good composition and solid production work. Gg.
    beat: 7
    raps: 8
    challenge: 7
    avg: 7.25

    MC Lars: 6
    Funny and hilarious, great chorus and I like the flows. Nice work guys.
    Richie: 8
    That hook is fire! I love how the lyrics follow the format of the “Interesting Man” meme in the second verse. Lots of clever entendres. Some syllabically crowded lines in the 2nd verse, but solid track overall.

    Rob:10
    great then gets better. I can even understand the MC imagine that. Flow isn’t always perfect but its a great track so I literally don’t care. Have skill like these people do and then be silly and you win in my mind

    Public: 8






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