(Hello Cleetus, my name is Dr Isaac Yankems and I am here to conduct a little study with you today. I do hope you are willing to answer a couple of questions for me. I just want to get a better understanding of you and a little bit more context of where you come from and what you do. So whenever you are ready… please give me some background)
Find me in a, dark alleyway, looking for my next victim,
Creeping and stalking, planning and plotting how i get them
wondering how I’ll end them, should I take it real slow
or should I smash their face in with a 2×4?
Repeatedly, or at least till he stops twitching
I am addicted to leaving bodies beyond recognition( why)
I don’t know why I do it, or why I continue too
I just blame my parents for all the twisted things that I do
(tell me bout your last victim) It was rejuvenating
I broke into his house and caught him while he’s masturbating (ugh)
I cut his power then lured him out his man cave
chloroformed him, tied him up and took him back to my place
(did you kill him) yes I did, only after my fun
never using bullets, its too easy to use a gun ( what you do)
disconnected his privates and told what he did’s a sin
(my god why’d you do this) let me fill you in…
(CHORUS)
IM A MONSTER,
slaughtering anything in my sight
I’m a frightening being created to take your life
mentally unstable, all I want to do is kill
put a hatchet in your back and tie you down to a saw mill
I’m standing over you watching you sleep
when you having sleep paralysis I’m who you see
The unstable killer craving fear in your eyes
I’m a psychopathic monster, you Ready to Die
(They’re gonna lock you up and throw away the key,)
that’s ok with me, the spirits of the dead will keep me company(how so ?)
all of the living, that i changed to be deceased
They become my friends (luckily that number wont increase. So how they catch you?)
Well I never been hard to find
i like to hide in plain sight like a government spy
I pick my victim out of society, show them my reality
commit some kind of battery, AND KILL EM!
(BUT i ask how did they catch you?) well i was stalking these guys
and by guys i mean girls, I’m very sure it was 5,
to a cabin in the woods, yeah i know its cliche
but i couldn’t help my self, cause i wanted to slay,
so i immobilized there vehicles, and cut all the lines,
and like a horror film, I hunt them down one at a time
(But did any one survive?) I should have got all 5,
but one managed to call the cops so they arrived ,but right before they got there
I dragged her through the forest by her hair,
she was so pretty, so I went and stripped her down so i could stare
did a little knife play, left my name on the cake too
she tried to run so I beat her FUCKIN FACE BLUE
DR I CAN SHOW YOU! (i think that is enough for today
guards you can open the door?)
I THANK ITS BETTER YOU STAY (HOW HE GET FREE)
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WAS NEXT IF THE COPS DIDNT GET ME
(DEAR GOD I CANT BREATH, CLEETUS PLEASE!)
Chorus x2