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VPC6: ROUND 4.5 – Amalgamation


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Challenge:

Ever heard a VPC song and thought “Damn. I wish I wrote that” or “This beat is epic, but I REALLY wish the producer had just ______” ?

Well, now is your chance.

Welcome to round 4.5, everyone! We’re doing a fun little mini-challenge – two weeks only, in the run up to Christmas. This round will not be judged by the judges, public vote only. The final score will not be tallied into your current scores, this round is for funsies only. You can opt out of participating, but I sure hope you decide to give it a go anyways.

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it, is to cover and/or remix any previous track from this VPC. Go back through rounds 1, 2, and 3, and find the song that you resonate the most with, and just wish you could have gotten your hands on it. These songs might not always be the highest scoring of the round, but a track that you see true bright potential that wasn’t quite obtained, or the track that you feel like you are just the polish it needed to shine, and reach out to that producer to get their stems, and knock yourselves out!

As a non-point scoring bonus challenge, we’re going to make it a no rules apply challenge, so vocalists and producers, pull out your best stops, and bring us what you think will make the ultimate VPC track.

R3 Participant Entries:

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    01. Xo+ - Stop Running

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    So I got me a girl, I call her baby, maybe making matrimony thoughts about this lady, made me say she’s opposite of everything that’s shady, capacity for happiness, her sassiness, amazed me, and dazed me, took me to my limits, then I crossed em, now I’m steady thinking, you are so fuken awesome, babycakes, maybe makes me take my guard down, scarred now, many times, but I am not appalled now, anyhow! crazy all the ways that I love thee, girl, I would never put another one above thee, with simplicity, as this will be the last one, never do I wish to be entangled like the past ones, never… ever, ya hear me, apparent how you feel me, I know that you can tell from all love that I’m revealing, appealing, your mindset, I love it when my mind gets… enraptured, I want to say I do, forever after…

    So, Valentine’s day mad special, met you on the humble, and now I never will forget you, you stepped into my life and it’s been changing for the better, intertwining of personas, no more dramas, we’ll endeavor, to climb up on the mountain, move it up another level, neither one of us inhibited, unlimited our pleasure, and measure the addiction to connection, that’s a sure bet, the future filled with many different moments, we’ll explore it, endure it, ensure the love is better than we ever could imagine, cause ever since we’ve met, the crazy moments we were having, have burned into my conscious, like a fire breathing dragon, cause you and I, the passion is reactive,

    Yes baby bring it, on the mountaintop I sing it, steady lingering, the sweetness of your voice is now diminishing and finishing my walls and all the heartache I was swimming in and now I wanna feel your love and live again






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    01. Xo+ BARS

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    Hey y’all, it’s me, the XoC-illian,
    I’m riding on this beat because it’s feeling like it’s a billion, but me, I feel the million times that I caught wreck, step in from the shadows and y’all mad because I got press, neck undulating like y’all came from the Loch Ness, these dumb fuckers, told em, yo, you need to stop this, I got this, you think that I was chillin here anonymous, no, dum dummy, I’m exalted here with honors kid, you just came, on the breeze like you the higher man, I remain the one that will destroy like a leviathan, force you to retire man, plus you’ll never try again, cause when I said destroy, I meant destruction, like entirely, stupid motherfuckers, it was me who wrote the diary, detailed the steps, you should of kept a fuken eye on me, but y’all didn’t do, y’all let it slip in its entirety, now y’all decide, that y’all should probably come and try with me, I’m not giving in, while you decide how you could tire me, I only have the time to decimate what you were tryin to be, tumble your economy, separate your family, I will break you down because you’re nothing but a stan to me, swimming with insanity, I control my sanity, trying to make me crumble, nevermind the inhumanity, took a look around, saw the glory and the vanity, ‘Is he going down?’ FUCK NO! that’s not the plan for me






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    01. Helephino - DMG(coda)

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    this uppercut is for Faith and for Gavin
    for Trystan, Muhlaysia, and Tiffany, dammit
    the spamming of ma’am memes, laughs, and harassment
    camera phones flashing with absent compassion

    THIS IS FOR (the damage)
    demanding of backflips that you couldn’t land
    yeah, THIS IS FOR (the damage)
    you’re a candidate tabbed for the catching o f hands

    THIS IS FOR (the damage)
    this little fist of mine, I keep it free
    for the bigots and terfs and the jerks on tv
    I know people they treat like a virus on average
    they weaponize bias and penalize passage
    more tragedy porn for the tourists to spy
    fill the tweets of the popular liberal guys
    they’ll gloat and they smile when the pin is moved inches
    we’re goats in a line drawn through infinite bridges
    unpaid for the emotional labor it takes
    when it’s wave after wave of debate and debasement
    it’s “if you don’t like it then you can just leave”
    so you’ll move away from your whole life just to breathe
    I’ve seen when my friends find their photos with captions
    that ask how they happened, to cackling reactions
    you can’t counteract them, you hide or you take it
    or bring me the face of that snake and I’ll break it
    this uppercut is for Faith and for Gavin
    for Trystan, Muhlaysia, and Tiffany, dammit
    the spamming of ma’am memes, laughs, and harassment
    camera phones flashing with absent compassion

    THIS IS FOR (the damage)
    demanding of backflips that you couldn’t land
    yeah, THIS IS FOR (the damage)
    you’re a candidate tabbed for the catching o f hands

    THIS IS FOR (the damage)
    this unstoppable memeification of folks
    who work harder than armour to breathe unprovoked
    with their images wrapped ‘round the sticks and the

    stones

    grinding bones into bread that is fed to the trolls
    the search bars that row every cell have suggested
    our gender expression’s comedic at best
    it’s the status quo warriors beating their chests
    at the people all desperate to simply exist
    this is a shame that was not built within
    but careers have been made on the breaking of grins
    it’s not thinning of skin it’s not sin it’s not madness
    it’s your phobic ass forming laughs out of malice
    some dork’s always asking for our execution
    excusing abuse as bestowed disillusion
    obnoxious, dude, please leave these people alone
    cause you know that you’re toxic as propafenone

    this goes out to
    Dana Martin
    Ellie Marie Washtock
    Jazzaline Ware
    Ashanti Carmon
    Claire Legato
    Muhlaysia Booker
    Michelle “Tamika”
    Washington
    Paris Cameron
    Chynal Lindsey
    Johana Medina Leon
    Chanel Scurlock
    Zoe Spears
    Brooklyn Lindsey

    Denali Berries Stuckey
    Tracy Single (née) Williams)
    Bubba Walker
    Kiki Fantroy
    Pebbles LaDime Doe
    Jordan Cofer
    Bailey Reeves
    Jamagio Jamar Berryman
    Bee Love Slater
    Elisha Chanel Stanley
    Itali Marlowe
    Brianna “BB” Hill
    Layleen Polanco
    Nikki Kuhnhausen






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    01. The Extra Creds - Open Letter

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    [Intro.]
    Yo don’t even trip Shubz….I got this one…aight. just wanna talk my shit a little bit. The Extra Creds. Cabal Corps. Noir Grime. Whaddup Bill. Whaddup Steve. 4.5 on ya. Waddup Prowess. RNL. Edword….

    [Verse 1]
    Almost remixed an idea, instead, felt like
    say whats on the mind, score to go to hell right
    fine, rep nerdcore smooth with a gritty flow
    No robot or even bugs in a video
    Drum kit from round 2, wasn’t my style
    And for the chiptunes dude I not dumbin’ it down
    Not a diss, got equipt
    With the tools that I need
    Meeting deadlines, lifeline move at a speed
    Shubz…Bill…y’all became family
    Me, Tia, RNL, and Edword, we’re damaging
    When we link, we think it happened for a reason
    Set aside politics snappin’ when we breezin’
    By With Music…you can marvel to, scarrin’ you
    To 8-bit sounds, we get down at the Bar B Q
    To all the cons, make it in the last stretch
    Maybe not, hey…see us down at Magest

    [Chorus]
    I’m just being so honest
    I’m not trying to be obnoxious
    Hey, just watch this…
    I’m being so honest
    I’m not trying to be obnoxious
    Aye, just watch this…
    I’m just so honest
    I’m not trying to be obnoxious
    Tellin’ in the end and my friend so do it again…
    Do it again (5x)

    [Verse 2]
    For nerdcore, may vent
    Sold my Dreamcast back then, paid rent
    Didn’t know about the scene, because of what I’ve been used to
    Street cyphers in the rhymes where somebody will shoot you
    Some y’all are dub step, techno, and dance
    Made your own scene, now you catch on with fans
    Came from the boom bap, assume that, yo we can’t adapt,
    Alienated, we came right down from planet black
    That you may fear…yeah, Public Enemy
    Anthrax, in a letter now you read a similie
    Yeah, Jazz raised me, crazy with the punk and rock,
    Rap, too…and now I’m bumpin’ Frontalot
    My bro Shane Hall, yo my old school homie
    Raps like I do, he knows how it is to be an OG
    To study science, alliance that I keep on makin’ it
    Cabal Corps…we down when we make a hit

    [Chorus]
    I’m just being so honest
    I’m not trying to be obnoxious
    Hey, just watch this…
    I’m being so honest
    I’m not trying to be obnoxious
    Aye, just watch this…
    I’m just so honest
    I’m not trying to be obnoxious
    Tellin’ in the end and my friend so do it again…
    Do it again (5x)






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    01. Spandex Moose - Childhood Home (Ho Ho Ho Christmas Remix)

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    Artiste: Spandex Moose
    Title: Childhood Home (Ho Ho Ho Christmas Remix)

    Lyrics:
    I’m up in the morning makin’ tracks
    sweatin’ in the sun on the way to the fam shack
    strange as house in the sleepy streets of Krambach
    everybody says, oh bro, ya mum’s house is damn whack

    what the heck is up with it, rooms full of gingerbread,
    tax evasion, yeah she’s hiding from the government,
    got stacks, of tasty bread, the kind you need an oven mitt
    to take out when ya bakin, plus the kind that’s in a money clip

    off on my way, to the swamp, feel like Florida
    soon, I arrive, there’s a kitty there, adorable
    cat runs off, follow her, I find a door that’s broke
    get into the house, the conditions there, deplorable

    but it’s all good, look, that’s the way it’s always been
    steppin’ past the mannequins, past the toys of Anakin
    Damn I’m in, squeezin past the GI Joes and Action Men
    but it aint stopping me, glad to be back again

    [BREAK]

    When I think about the past, getting down with the sickness
    I think about the times in this house over Christmas
    I think back to the moments every day, writing wishlists
    and all the times my mama got me things that were different

    she’d always get it wrong, never heedin’ my request
    I’d ask for Star Wars, I’d get Star Trek
    Flippin heck, and when they matched the list and were correct
    My siblings came into my room and took them, I was dispossessed

    Now I’m upset, cryin, got tears all in my eyes and,
    all the emotions, feelin lonesome then I feel a bit of kindness
    my big bro there, sayin “we should dress as pirates,
    figure out the puzzles we can do in Monkey Island”

    DO return to your childhood home,
    When the sleigh bells ring, and you hang the mistletoe,
    so the next time you dreaming bout the memories of home,
    just remember that those memories are glad to be known

    So we’re finally in the room, gathered round the chrissy tree
    we’re surrounded by the presents, and they’re wrapped in mystery
    something shakes inside it, if I take some liberties
    Squeeze a finger in the wrapping, but I do it gingerly

    I think I feel it!, I press it and victory is here
    Now it’s clear, I’m ripping up the paper with a cheer
    There it is, mint condition, in the box, it appears
    I got a brand new Jar Jar Binks this year

    Beautiful to see, and it gives me satisfaction
    My brother musta picked it up for me, like somewhere back when
    We were in the theatre, 99, watchin the Phantom
    Menace, I was breathless, Jar Jar kills like an assassin

    He’s so funny, my brother got him for me
    Meesa so happy, meesa also feeling sorely
    Yousa gonna be so sad, I watch forlornly
    Open up, Pocahontas 2 on VHS

    DO return to your childhood home,
    When the sleigh bells ring, and you hang the mistletoe,
    so the next time you dreaming bout the memories of home,
    just remember that those memories are glad to be known






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    01. SongBotCo - Man Made (Last Minute Whack Cover)






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    01. aXoC-ImmaDo (VPC Edition)

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    Chorus:
    I’mma do what I want to and you can do what you want to.(x4)

    Verse 1 (XoC):
    The X gon do what he gon do, that means 2 songs, what you gon do, mannnnn, nothing!
    That’s right, the X is like a flashlight, shine on competition, it’s my mission to go past right,
    last night, chilling like a villain watching TV,
    my girl was sleeping next to me, when suddenly, she kneed me,
    damn girl, what i do to you, she then preceded,
    to say she had a dream, in the dream she caught me cheating,
    seething, she said i had to leave, she was repeating,
    it over and over, calm down, she started screaming,
    clawing at my face, i saw the image of a demon,
    I’m bleeding, but baby, baby, please, she wasn’t hearing,
    a single word i said on my behalf, she didn’t laugh,
    she didn’t quit, this ain’t legit, my lip was split,
    I’m scared as shit, I’m taking hits, i gotta sit, my head it splits,
    my blood it drips, what made her flip, im not equipped, shes gotta brick, and now thats it

    Chorus:
    I’mma do what I want to and you can do what you want to.(x4)

    Verse 2 (Ax):
    Surviving and living.
    Every single thing that I decide is my decision.
    Make all of my choices concise with precision,
    and later look back on the ride that I’ve ridden.
    Quietly smitten.
    Pay attention and listen the message I’m delivering.
    Spittin it so deliberate. Giving it how I’m gettin it.
    Now I gotta elaborate a little bit for all these
    illiterate, ignorant, idiots.
    I’m not all philosophic like Aristotle or Socrates,
    but y’all are never stoppin me from rockin these apostrophes.
    Appropriate or not, flaunt what you got, and what I’ve got is these.
    It’s honest work but honestly, there’s nobody I gotta please so…

    Chorus:
    I’mma do what I want to and you can do what you want to.(x4)






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    01. KrunkTomatoes - Baby Yoda

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    Press start
    Hook
    If u wanna win the game u gotta press start/
    to save the princess you gotta have heart/
    if u real you’ll never have to play a part/
    if u wanna win the game u gotta press start (x2)
    Verse 1
    Honestly, gonna make a confession/
    I’ve taken many L’s, I always capture the lessons/
    had nocturnal images wanted to manifest em/
    N triumph ash Ketchum n show my haters the blessings/ (it’s all a dream)
    it’s the attention you CRAVE/
    that addiction have u trippin like u loosen your lace/ (tie your shoes)
    your manipulative ways could convert create/
    the legendary weapon that’ll hasten ya fate/
    Really I’m never sorry but I cannot behave/
    when I witness comrades be attacked during day/
    all because their opinions that they wanted to say/
    oh u activated celebrity I get it ok/
    N I witnessed that my comment has probably made you bothered/
    u retweeted my status minions come n slaughter/
    2 arrived n retreated it never got any farther/
    only Chris I acknowledge had the family name of Wallace/
    Don’t envy ya success I just hated how u acted/
    you mention something fucked up n flipped the script for ya faction/
    u self victimized cuz you were criticized/
    so this lyrical bombardment foreshadows ya demise/
    You’ll never know the struggle of being nerdy n urban/
    while having melanin, combination of curses/
    your fandom went n mentioned that u opened doors for me/
    but that fucking fraudulent I’m dissing for forgery/
    Hook
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    Sometimes you gotta pull the trigger just to send the message/
    I’m so protective when it comes to my collective/
    they realize my perspective n understood by the texture/
    anime wu tang The abbot I’m rza rekcta
    kind hearted but I’m reckless I’ll teleport to ya section/
    n commence a conversation on how we both can be better/
    if I’m blacked balled from Conventions because attention/
    I’ll continue my adventure pursuing destined ascension
    Mario with ya henchmen, timberlands to a spinal cord/
    absence on the battlefield is something that we all foresaw/ (keep it comin)
    I calculated mathematician equipped with abacus/
    hopefully you show so you can vision what a rapper is/
    combat any bully that try to damage my sanctuary/
    bars you never carried you should battle messiah carie/
    ryu with the parry counteract, hadoken style/
    either way the result is that u going down/
    Hook






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    01. Primal Winds - Lonely At The Top

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    Lonely At The Top

    Verse1

    In 5000 BC we’d be carving memes in stone,
    eyes on the prize now that all the teams have shown //
    pulling out ya camera for other things involved,
    like fiends validating a fix for ya next creamsicle //

    Well others see instruments, we see choice with these toys, makes music for b-boys, so we can all rejoice //
    as Hand’Solo deploys Siegfried and Roy decoys,
    that destroys the competition, with another free noise //

    Go lickety-split after Breakfast in bed rags,
    want them over easy to get, just like he fed babes //
    no dead lays, the bed waves, a head case, not tenth place, instead of getaway cars we escaping on Segway’s //

    You enjoying these deadly medleys my friend plays?
    after all the breakdancing, you’ll need some x-rays //
    knowing that you’re going through a Shrek phase, reject way, this is only round one! Can we get the check please?! //

    Hook x2

    It’s lonely at the top, but we’ll keep playing our part,
    when Primal Winds deliver, they always hit the mark //
    I’d go into more detail but then I’d drive you berserk,
    if they invite you for dinner, you’ll end up dessert //

    Verse2

    It’s the Don Juan of double entendre‘s, couple of mongrels, pull out a secret weapon then we’ll double baton ya’s //
    a couple of goners, attack of the killer paranoia’s,
    have ya loving the name as much as we loving gazongas //

    Step up to the plate if you think you can go longer,
    or think you can beat us at doing the La Bamba? //
    If you ain’t wit the program then you ain’t wit the genera,
    your listening to a pro fam, the type that’ll haunt ya //

    Hakuna Matata, the original Tron Unabomber,
    take it upon ya, feel the nirvana, leaving head trauma //
    have the ladies on the dance floor removing their pyjama we’ll get the place hotter than a mother fucking sauna //

    This is just an entrée, for those who ordered lasagna,
    shots of some tromba for you and the Madonna, squeez in Anaconda,
    I’m down with her pussy cat just not with the drama,
    when her Fifty Shades of Grey come out, Ay caramba //

    Hook x2

    It’s lonely at the top, but we’ll keep playing our part,
    when Primal Winds deliver, they always hit the mark //
    I’d go into more detail but then I’d drive you berserk,
    if they invite you for dinner, you’ll end up dessert //

    End






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    01. Sleeping Dragon - Crossfire

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    Crossfire Lyrics:
    Verse 1–
    It was only a matter of time before Prowess hopped on this/
    ZeroCool had the dope, but I’m enhancing the performance/
    And Jay already forewarned it, “I’ve rather give enormous, than live dormant”/
    Ha, My ego’s outta proportion, I could folklore ‘em, but I’d rather hold a quorum/
    And riddle some forums, still I Bait (Bates) some Norman’s/
    Then decorate in the morning, turn dicks to brick masons, get the foreman/
    Ha, Urine, disaster, pissed off the Pastor, now your sins is mastered with kidney’s like Alonzo Mourning/
    Its abhorrent, pull out the Torrent, and search the scripts just like a Warrant/
    But you ain’t got the courage, the Testament to Sanctorum/
    So I collect beat(d)s like New Orleans and write my verses in churches with a holy decorum/
    All while celebrating Purim, my Hebrew Roots got equal loops that’ll reach the troops/
    Hanging with buzzards and doing death swoops, bend air and then reflect truth/
    I wielded everything, Lord of the Rings, inside my refuge/
    There’s trouble in the lab when there’s bubbles up in the test tube/
    I hope you make the next move, cause I exclude crews from the competition rules/
    I break crumbs, like Ja Morant, dunking on some bacons, fools, six degrees of Kevin Love/
    That’s that forsaken buzz/That’s what hatred does, like Making love, in the Matrix pools/
    I did it all without a apron, still baking relations, want the Beef, I brought some Steak ‘ums/
    You can taste ‘em, say grace/
    I’m guaranteed to Iron Maiden these quick debates, post-haste, you ain’t even the top 5 of basements/ Make a B-line for the A-list, my skills outta your playlist, the cadence sprays wavelengths, like Raiden/
    Needing new scales to grade this, judges mad like “how the fuck we supposed to weigh this?”/
    Like criminal hospitals with acquittals, I’m out of patients, put competition in lights, like Public Relations/ who wanna sponsorship, I just earned contra badge, raised fists like a Obelisk, I slash wrists like some Harbingers, ominous to a fault, I just fathered the fatherless, uh, Mother of Dragons, the most abominous…

    Chorus–
    Say my name in the mirror, three times/I’m guaranteed to deliver these rhymes
    The crows is about to take about flight/The prose is about to ignite
    I hope that you think twice/You brought a knife to a Ginsu fight
    Wanted darkness and I brought the light/Caught up in a Sleeping Dragon CROSSFIRE//

    Pre-Verse Reprise:
    I smoke thunder in summer, dodging rain drops in the hummer
    I’m parasailing, these palisades, I’m saying…I used to love her
    But I discovered…//

    Verse 2–
    I’m tipping shit to top size, directing traffic with a stop sign/
    Fucking shit up lop side, I leave jock riders cock-eyed as they cop mine/
    Placating places with traces of radiation that make spaces vacant/
    I drop facts that stop cats dead in their tracks when taping/
    Your legs seem pliant, bend and shake you prior to the point where you’re inspired/
    To scream out, “please cease fire” (see) diseased and flyer, my steeze squeezed these like some pliers/
    To seize acquired fire, flying among mile high desires, admire elements, Earth, Wind, & Fire/
    Rehearsing is required, I’m certainly inspiring, but its curtains that I’m supplying/
    I ain’t buying, get sprayed like Krylon
    Hostile since lunchroom pile ons, with a distaste for fakes, you nylon/
    I love to push your buttons, you just work the cursor, I wrote a verse of curse words that earned a spot in the Hirshhorn/
    Turn germs to earth worms, a death full of ill torns/
    Say something hurtful, until it circles and perfumes, leave jewels and superfluous wounds/
    The crowd’s an ocean, come swim in the whirlpool/
    I’m crossed as a thermal, get flung across the world and catch a turf burn/
    Who tryna swap spit, save the pleasantries cock lips/
    It’s heavenly, come gaze up out the cockpit…Its heavenly, come gaze up out the cockpit…It’s heavenly, come gaze up out the cockpit, Its heavenly, Its heavenly, heavenly//

    Hook Reprise–
    Say my name in the mirror, three times/I’m guaranteed to deliver these rhymes
    The crows is about to take about flight/The prose is about to ignite
    I hope you think twice// -END-






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    01. Sailor Doom - Baking Problem (Mouthful of Sailor D Mix)

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    Lyrics update:
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    Love sweet cream and some fondant. I got a baking problem.
    Just gotta get up on it. I got a baking problem.
    I got a thing for mixers. I got a baking problem
    See an egg and I beat it. I got a baking problem

    Verse 1:
    Get baked, taste her cakes,
    display some piping on’um
    Watch the icing drip, drip down
    to a puddle at the soggy bottom
    She’s stroking my bottle, its cool y’all,
    I got a coozie on it.
    Rappers saying they the shit
    but they just dropping booty content
    that’s why we dropped the remix,
    call us sweet and savory
    if you’re looking for umami,
    tip of my tongue’s where the flavors be
    keep it rising all night long,
    if you need some proof i’m the bakery
    i’m your amuse bouche and the juice is loose
    with a big mouthful of Sailor D

    CHORUS:
    Love sweet cream and some fondant. I got a baking problem.
    Just gotta get up on it. I got a baking problem.
    Made pasties for your cupcakes. I got a baking problem
    Even love soggy bottoms. I got a baking problem
    all up in your sticky buns, i got a baking problem
    sweet and salty here it comes, i got a baking problem
    we remixed and flipped the chorus, i got a baking problem
    Sailor Doom and Dappersaurus got a baking problem

    Verse 2:
    Eat this round with tea and a side of metaphors
    Like I eat a flower while she’s resting down on all petit-fours.
    cherry pies so nice and tart
    Stab my knife into the heart
    To get a slice, it don’t fall a part
    Frost that inside like a Mallomar
    all our skills are self-taught, we can
    read your thoughts, like “Wonder where
    they’re sticking all those lady fingers?
    there’s so many under there!”
    treat this night like a potluck:
    everybody comes and shares
    we don’t serve up spotted dick
    keep it covered like tupperware

    CHORUS

    Verse 3:
    This is food porn grab it by the horns of plenty
    You can whip it up in the kitchen any time you’re ready.
    Holding back the screams, clothes are off like its food wars
    Hit it from the front and the back, meal is two course.
    let’s talk dirty ’til those thighs carmelize, baby
    we don’t stop ’til you creme brulee
    my peaks so stiff, that meringue’s getting whipped
    cause I’ve got more toys than a Kitchen-Aid

    CHORUS






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    01. KKMDS - Reprise






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    01. OnlyOneRonin - Speedrun (Kaiju No Uta Remix)

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    Speedrun remix

    (Jesse James Burke)

    I’m the king of the muthafuckin mountain
    this is not a miscalculation
    I dont need no one’s authorization
    I got everybody shouting like a standing ovation
    Dropping bars like im bombing a nation
    Verbal dominitation now here’s a demonstration
    SwagSwitcha, the lyrical beat killa
    I be beating on my chest, silverback gorilla
    ima beast from the far east godzilla
    infamous on the mic slaying track call me jack the rippa
    Psx with the flex making rubber necks
    Tickling your neocortex, as a reflex
    even handicap, man we overlappin
    any competion existing we speed past

    yo for sure this nerdcore
    wave dash like its smash when stride forward makin
    chiptunes be making your bass boom
    got me pushing up my glasses like anime cartoon

    check the sheen when i scheme and I pot thots
    everything’s coming together cause when the beat drops
    its all smiles all the while as i spit mine
    punchlines coming in hot like a close line

    blue streak when i’m speeding by
    speed run so we kick it in to overdrive
    No time for a revive
    Speed run, only way to survive
    Too fast for the defense
    Hypersensitive bars check the frequence
    speed run got to peep this Lyrical ammo

    im taking shots for a remix

    (onlyoneronin)

    I used to be slow

    so I maxed out the attribute
    United states of smash

    Bro

    Wave
    Dash
    To get back at you
    crash like a bandicoot
    Gotta go fast
    Here’s your ass
    Had it handed to
    Let’s make some crazy money
    like a taxi cab in a padded room

    I’m RAW
    You can check the attitude

    Only Second place
    In the race
    Wait
    You don’t have the aptitude
    Skate,
    Like in Xanadu
    Or lay on the brakes
    And I’ll take another stab at you

    Mark, get set
    Jet set
    Ready-yo

    Lets pick it up
    Back from the One

    Went from Tropicana
    To top banana
    The scout without a scanner
    says I’m running on gamma
    Like banner
    I bash
    Flash Blast
    the vision,
    cyclops
    With cannons
    like samus
    I’m Santa
    I’m shameless
    I’m phantom
    I’m famous
    I’m random
    I’m nameless
    I’m guy fox
    Driving out the government racists
    Slapping the taste buds
    Out the mouths of the tasteless
    The murky and dangerous

    Ripping the history pages
    From mages
    Haven’t been quick in a minute
    But they can go zero to 60 in seconds
    I Recon recollecting
    To stay on your toes
    those who impose
    Ain’t playing for
    Fun

    Speed run






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    01. Maybe Next Week - Halloween Date 2.0






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    01. ZeroCool - OmniCool

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    Tetris! A classic game from Nintendo
    The mathematical operation will put your brain in limbo
    Hold the directional pad down to make the piece go faster
    This revolutionary game will take patience to master
    Tetris! Déplacer la pièce à droite
    If the blocks stack too high, then the game stops
    Murder your score, it’s a falling block holocaust
    Kill ‘em permanently, just like the triceratops

    Do you ever get the feelin, to play a retro game?
    It gets my body tinglin’, like I’ll never be the same
    Pop it in my Game Boy, like a game extraordinaire
    Make my fingers hustle like a Freudian billionaire
    Korobeiniki, as the blocks they start to fall
    Fill the empty spaces on the screen before it gets to tall
    I control the tetromino, or is it tetromino?
    How do you pronounce it? Well, Helliphino!

    I really need that four-square horizontal piece
    Its the only one that can make the screen complete
    I am mentally begging for the four-square horizontal piece
    Is it coming up next? Nope…. Ok. Imma head out.

    Sirtet! A new release from Bethesda
    A multi-dimensional game, mathematical ninja
    Primary objective, crack the combination code
    Before the timer runs out and locks you in boot mode
    Sirtet! Déplacer la pièce à gauche
    Match the codex to the color then move down a row
    Execute the sorting of all the algorithms
    While maintaining control of the hyperbolic rhythm

    A virtual experience puts the players to the test
    Use metadata to send info to an address
    No use for a controller, move formulas with your hands
    It’s like Gerard and de la Rocha reuniting both their bands
    Fair use of nostalgia, as Stick Stickley puts it
    Drop the codes, match the colors, the perfect game, exquisite
    We know that it’s not perfect, you’re judging out of spite
    But Sirtets next review says, “A mediocre delight”
    It’s petty, it’s heavy, it weighs more than a yeti
    Makes my phalanges feel like a pound of uneaten spaghetti
    The game is really hard and it’ll push you to the limit
    It’s so complicated, I don’t understand what’s in it
    There is no pause options, and it doesn’t keep score
    It’s a redundant, complicated, proverbial sore
    No extra lives, no second chances
    Once you die, you’re dead, and no one advances

    Tetris! We see you there at St. Basil
    They won’t gimme the block I need, what a bunch of assholes
    Ax and Huge Euge to deliver on Round 3
    Separate we’re individuals but together we have the key
    Sirtet! Le jeu est terminé!
    We just popped so many rows it should be a felony
    But now the stack is too high, we just can’t keep up
    Now my controller stopped working, ugh, this sucks!

    Aw common. Aw. This stupid controller. Ax, dude, it’s busted man.
    Aw man. Aw for real? I hate this game. I’m done with it.






That was a lotta heckin teams, huh??



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    1up Funk

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    02. Where's Your Spirit
    1337 G33K B33F

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    03. Rise Squad
    Bleak n Mild

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    Class 1-A

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    Dappersaurus

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    Disstopia

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    DJ John Acosta + Tanjint Wiggy

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    Double Analog

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    Flaming Arrows

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    gross/beats

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    Helephino

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    Kaiju No Uta

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    KKMDS

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    Krunktomatons

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    Literal Black Magic

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    Mundane Monsters

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    Mystic Shadow

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    Not Dead Yet

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    PBKGSR

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    Pinky and the Mancubus

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    Primal Winds

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    RockRow

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    Sailor Doom

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    Saints of San Secuestro

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    SiRTET

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    Sleeping Dragon

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    Some of BType

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    SongBotCo

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    Soundproof

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    Spandex Moose

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    Team Kokoro

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    Team Titans

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    Thot Team Epic

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    Whack

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    White Hippy

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    Xo+

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    YNG SLLVN

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    ZeroCool

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